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It's been weeks since the last one.

>> No.11549992 [DELETED] 

>>11549976
Very cute! Where do you guys get them (and the money to buy them)?

>> No.11550040 [DELETED] 

>>11549992
I donate sperm.

>> No.11550074 [DELETED] 

>>11550040
How does it feel to know that you are the cause of hundreds of women's children having disabled autism?

>> No.11550076 [DELETED] 

>>11549992
Contrary to what shitposters would have you believe, this board is for otaku not NEETs/hikis. Many of us have jobs.

in b4 normie

>> No.11550079 [DELETED] 

>>11550076
Hikis can have jobs too!

>> No.11550095 [DELETED] 

>>11550079
You're right, it is possible to find gainful employment whilst being a hiki and it's also possible for a NEET to have disposable income if they don't have to use their benefits for living expensive (If they live at home and their parents don't ask them to help out with bills, food, etc..).

I was just letting the guy know that people here are reluctant to admit they have a legitimate source of income.

>> No.11550175

pls post the one near mexico

>> No.11550233 [DELETED] 

>>11550079
>>11550095
What sort of job would get net cred on /jp/? I've been wondering what sort of job I could get without being ostracized on /jp/. At first I thought of some sort of customer service work from home, but most require you to sit around and wait for people to call you. That means you need to speak to people constantly. Then I found one that allowed work from home, without needing to actually speak. You just type to customers.

Will /jp/ make fun of me if I got that job?

>> No.11550236 [DELETED] 

>>11550233
Only shitposters

>> No.11550241 [DELETED] 

>>11550233
Wilderness Firetower Watchman

Skyscraper Window Washer

Subsistence Farmer

Bounty Hunter

>> No.11550250
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>>11550175

This one?

>> No.11550478 [DELETED] 

>>11550040
How easy is that to do?
I heard they have high standards for donors.

>> No.11551220 [DELETED] 

>>11550241
I think I have the most un-/jp/ job ever

Shame, you have to have massive autism to succeed in this industry

>> No.11551322 [DELETED] 
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Mine.

>> No.11551329
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Mine.

>> No.11552868

All of these dekafumos

You guys are rich

>> No.11553033

I want one!

>> No.11553046
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My Pache is so lonely. ;_;

>> No.11553324 [DELETED] 

>>11550250
Did she get hotglued while there?

>> No.11553570
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11553570

are cheap knockoffs welcome?

>> No.11553578 [DELETED] 

>>11549992
>>11550233
i'm a security guard
night shift so there's no human interaction

>> No.11553579 [DELETED] 

>>11553570
Oh god, you again. I feel sorry for anyone in your chain of command for having to deal with such a crossie scum lieutenant. If I ever saw you, I would purposely not salute.

Fuck, you annoy me so much.

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>>11553579
You sound pretty upset.

>> No.11553654

I want to get a giant fumo cut a hole in it so i can attach my ownahole to it and fuck it.

>> No.11553666 [DELETED] 

>>11553579
only good crossie's a dead crossie!

>> No.11553732

I was away for a week+ from my fumo when I returned home it was really nice to sleep hugging her again.

>> No.11554975

I want to get a fumo for my dad, are they fairly water resistant?

>> No.11555018 [DELETED] 

>>11553666
Navyfag here what the fucks a crossie?

>> No.11555023 [DELETED] 

>>11555018
It means any person in the military
Any person in the military is too unintelligent to be worthy of life

>> No.11555025 [DELETED] 

>>11555023
Is this what you really believe?

>> No.11555028 [DELETED] 

urban dictionary tells me its a chav sounding term for a feminine male.

>> No.11555029 [DELETED] 

>>11555025
Do you really believe you're on /jp/?

>> No.11555107

where do you even get those from? I can't seem to find any anywhere really.

>> No.11555119

>>11555107
the really big ones i mean where do you get the really big ones?

>> No.11555261

Where's a good place to get non-knockoff fumos
Are the ones on amiami legit?

>> No.11555267

>>11555261
Yes.

>> No.11555659
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11555659

Mokou

>> No.11555669

>>11553570

The Marisa one looks the most authentic, but the Alice...

>> No.11555675

>>11553570
WHere's Marisa's hat?! She'll die!

>> No.11555879
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11555879

What will Sakuya do with her egg?

>> No.11555918

>>11555107
>>11555119
They're in stock on Amiami every so often, so keep an eye on them.
Expect to pay out the ass for shipping.

>> No.11555933

>>11555879
clean that fumo anon

>> No.11555949

>>11555933

Yes, others have said the same of them as well.
I bring them around—away from home and such—so naturally, they collect dirt.

Would you know of any methods to clean them without destroying them, anon? I brush them from time to time to straighten out the plush, but do nothing about their dustiness. :T

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This isn't Marisa.

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>>11555879
Take care of her lizard egg.

Is that scaly appearance the result of letting dust accumulate on your fumo?

>> No.11557900
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>>11556963
Ah, that scaliness comes from the fine plush hairs knotting. Or something.
They become like that if they're handled a lot, which is why I lightly brush them from time to time. I use a toothbrush as well.

Here's my (dirty) Alice plushie. I brushed the bottom part of her hair a few days ago. The top part shows when it hasn't been brushed, yet.
The brushed part noticeably looks more like the original condition of her hair (but still dirty >__>).

>> No.11557935

>>11556894
Close enough.

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>>11557900
I don't know... I'd say that's from accumulation of dust and being stored in a dry place for a long period of time.

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>>11556963
Why does this never stop being funny?
THE TIME HAS COME

>> No.11557946

>>11555659
Nice pube on her head.

>> No.11557958
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>>11557946

>> No.11557996

I did not realize how high maintenance fumos were!
Looks like I will have to take care of both my dolls and my fumos.

>> No.11557999

>>11557940
Well, some of that may contribute, but I most definitely think that most of the damage comes from handling them.

The plushies I don't play with don't have such "dotty" surfaces. .-.

>> No.11558009

>>11557900
I've got 3 that I used to sleep with that have that look, whereas Ran has sat on a shelf for a year and looks pristine. So, I think you're right about handling them. I just think of them as well-loved, though.

>> No.11558017

>>11557996
I haven't cleaned mine once and had them around a year.
They have some black stuff on em...

>> No.11558106
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>>11558009
I sleep beside all of mine. Why Ran, though?

My filthiest plushie. I used to bring her around more often than I brought the others, ya see?
Part of her hair is already greying from the dust. ;_;

>> No.11558120

>>11558106
Nothing against Ran, I just got her later than the other 3. By then the others had been worn out a bit, so I just put them all on a shelf.

>> No.11558145
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>>11558120
I only have one that sits on a shelf right beside where I sleep. She's the one beside Patchy in the picture.

She's there because I don't know her name. I do know that she's from Lucky Star, though.

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11558277

Jesus, I went with my fumos to filthy places and the thirdiest of the third world countries with me and they are not as filthy as yours.
Keep them clean, take care of them!
They'll appreciate it!

>> No.11558303

>>11558277
Anon how do you get to travel so much?
I want to explore with my fumos too!

>> No.11558319

>>11558303
Dead parents.

>> No.11558328

>>11558277
tfw lives in a third world country. ._.

I do take care of my fumos and try to keep them from danger (splattery mustard bottles, etc.), but I play with them a lot, too.

Usually it's just petting them or hugging them, though. Nothing too extreme.

>> No.11558332

>>11558328
I don't know dude, I slept with that Marisa almost every day for about 4 months and she is in a pretty good condition.

>> No.11558352

>>11558332
I remember when I used to sleep with my Marisa and Alice. One day I stopped because my mom's housekeeper would come while I was sleeping and I didn't want strange people to see me asleep with them. Maybe I should start again.

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>>11558332
Hmm, maybe it's because I put them inside cramped bags with lots of things around them. Or it's just really dirty, here. ._.

I've been sleeping with some of my plushies for around 2 years.

Pic: Nautilus spotted.

>> No.11558355

>>11558352
Do iiiiit.
Or tuck them in under a blanket, maybe?

>> No.11558356

>>11558353
Nautilus kawaii

>> No.11558364

>>11558352
Then lock the door, I don't let filthy maids touch my room, I'd rather have it filthy than having them speak about the disgusting things they have found in my room, plus they move your stuff.
Modern maids are a fucking hassle.
>>11558353
Well, at least you have fun with them.

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>>11558364
Yep. Much fun is had.
>pleh every deh

This Reimu was my first Touhou one. She's a bootleg one, though, but that's fine.
It's not like I'll hate her because she's a knockoff.

>>11558332
>Traveling around with fumos

Dang, I would love to do that (photos in all the places!), but one of my fears is that airport security would suspect me to be a drug mule, and thus rip open my plushies ruthlessly.

>> No.11558590

>>11558572
I actually had my fumos inspected, twice.
The worst thing it can happen is a dog sniffing it and a soldier squeezing it, nothing to worry about.

>> No.11558601
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>>11558590
Bag inspectors always poke mine like this... -__-

Somehow, I feel violated for my fumos whenever that happens.

>> No.11558613

>>11555669
I made that Alice.

>> No.11558621

>>11558613
I see.
I've been wanting to attempt making one, as well. How did you make the eyes? Embroidered as well?

Also, did you use patterns or something?

>> No.11558677

>>11558621
I tried copying the marisa and i ended up with that Alice. I cut some fabric in the shape of the eye and then embroided the edges with black thread using that zig zag used for button holes. I don't know much about sewing, that's only my second one

>> No.11558694

>>11558677

Hand-sewn, or using a machine? I have the basic tools right here (needles, thread, etc.) and a few days off, but no machine.

Attaching the head to the body seems the most difficult part; any tips, anon?

>> No.11558709

>>11558694
I used a machine on the body, arms, and eyes. I attached all those together hand sewing them a bunch of times so that they wouldn't fall off

>> No.11559536

How does one even clean them? You don't just put them into a washing machine, do you?

>> No.11560042

This year I am carving a pumpkin for Halloween, but I'm not sure whether to carve a Yukkuri head or a Fumo head into the pumpkin.

>> No.11560054

>>11559536
I don't. I've only ever hand-washed one of mine; my bootleg Reimu.

I've only done that twice, too. The sad thing is that she sort of broke a bit, with every wash. In this picture >>11558572, you can see her hair has separated into two in some parts. I know this can be glued, but the damage doesn't really bother me that much, so I won't.

As for the process, I just tested the detergent with a small part of her clothes and her hair, to check if the color would run. After that, I just dipped her fully in a small basin with the soapwater and then scrubbed her with my hands. I also scrubbed the fold-able parts of her together, like her bow. With that, I was able to whiten the white rubber parts of her design (the zig zag and dots pattern on her bow, for example), and clean up the greying on her face.

After all that, I can say that scrubbing will really destroy the plush, however. For now, I'd just recommend surface-cleaning with something like a lint-roller (Though I haven't tried lint-rollers on mine, yet)

>> No.11561562
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Yuyuko plays GTA V!

>> No.11561614

>>11561562
I own this game, but after playing it for a couple minutes, I started to wonder why I'd purchased a game that doesn't involve little girls or mecha...

>> No.11561660

>>11558572
>Dang, I would love to do that (photos in all the places!), but one of my fears is that airport security would suspect me to be a drug mule, and thus rip open my plushies ruthlessly.

Unless your plushies show up with something hidden inside of them on an X-ray then no fucks will be given about them.

>> No.11561667

>>11558572
I bought 7 fumos in Tokyo and brought them back to UK. They checked my bags at Frankfurt airport. Hope they liked them...

>> No.11561801
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patchouli don't give a fuck listening to some wu tang

>> No.11561859

>>11561801
Please, don't smoke, Patchy.

>> No.11561864

>>11561801
Patchy no! You already have very bad astma and smoking will only make it worse.

>> No.11561879

So, where can I obtain these? The better-looking ones on Amiami are all sold out, and the newer generations look kind of strange. For example:
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=CGD2-61809, super ugly, or
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=CGD2-08451, kind of meh.

Please don't say auctions.

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>>11561859
>>11561864
bitch is crazy, went back to her books now

>> No.11561913

>>11561879
Akihabara. Have a nice flight

>> No.11562259

>>11561879
Latter is a super nendo fumo as depicted by the hi res eyes.

Op got his collection from yahoo Auction Japan

Just refresh the search every day poor so and you'll eventually find a good deal in which the Seleucia trying to sell a large collection of fumos for much less than they sold for individually

>> No.11562728

What are the best brands for fumos
what should I be looking for

>> No.11562785

>>11562728
Fumo is a brand

Collectively plushes are called nuigurumi

It is super difficult to find touhou nuigurumi that aren't fumos

Angeltype produced a lot of fumos while other nuigurumis were produced in much smaller numbers

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I tried harder after losing the Yukari, but again, others wanted her more.

http://page5.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/e143962361

>> No.11564432

>>11564328
I was hoping someone from here had won her

I didn't this time but I Usually do

She went for more than I expected

Fifty USD was my guess but some one was willing to pay over seventy

>> No.11564640

>>11564432
>>11562785
Hah I was awake for the rest of the nuigurumi auctions today

Also why the hell were they so expensive this time around? They used to be so cheap

High end lewd images of delicious fat titties sold for way less

Maybe I should stop bidding on nuigurumi and begin to buy super sexy pictures to satisfy my fiery libido

>> No.11565366
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shall we continue fumoception?

>> No.11567040

does zun get anything for each purchase of fumos

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>>11564432
I put 5000 yen then bumped it to 7000. Then didn't bother.

>>11567040
He has a couple.

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>>11565366

Fumoception? Fumoception.

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>>11565366
>>11567625

Uwaa. My mistake; the previous version was re-sized too small.
(Uploading a bigger image now, and deleting the smaller one when I can, already.)

Fumoception, once again.

>> No.11567633

>>11567602

Maybe he (>>11567040) meant ZUN getting royalties or something like that.

>> No.11567651

>>11567633
No idea. But the fact that he has them signifies that he's fine with what they're doing.

>> No.11567669

why does ZUN hate money

>> No.11568087

>>11567669
I once wanted to buy touhou album and got this reply:

>Thank you for your purchasing!
>Now I sell my albums exclusive of "album name here" in comiket but not in stores.
>I cannot sell toho project albums to overseas. the reason is Zun's guideline.

>much thanks.

>> No.11570779

>>11568087
What kind of 東方 Project would let westerners play? It contradicts the name.

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>>11570779
what sort of Great American Pasttime would let non-American people play?

Baseball is fuck huge in Japan.

>> No.11576684

So, believe it or not, I found a box full of fucking fumos sitting on the curb today. The poor things had been sitting out in the rain for a while. One was completely soaked, the others have varying dampness. I don't know shit about these things. Is there any way to salvage them or should I just chuck them?

>> No.11576753

>>11576684
JUST GET THE OUT OF THERE AND GIVE THEM SOME LOVE

>> No.11576801

>>11576684
>So, b
pics or it never happened.

put them infront of a dehumidifier and in a dryer on no heat.

heat will melt the glue

>> No.11576812

>>11576684
What ones were they? And you must post pictures.

>> No.11576873

>>11576812
>>11576801
I guess fumo was the wrong word, since they're not touhou. Nuigurumi, then? Whoever previously owned the box was a big fan of Vocaloid, apparently. It had four Mikus, the two blonde twins and some various other items. They're nothing fancy; look like arcade prizes or something. They were packed into the box pretty carefully, so I guess the owner still cared about them. It seemed like a waste to let them rot in the rain. Unfortunately I don't own a dehumidifier.

>pictures
I don't really have a camera, sorry.

>> No.11578078

>>11576873
>no dehumidifier access
>no camera access

well either you live in the ghettos of Brazil or you made this whole story up

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>>11578078
Alright, geez. Here, nerd.

What would I need to own a camera for anyway? I don't go anywhere or do anything.

>> No.11578330

>>11578326
I bought one so I could take pics of my cats and figures.

>> No.11578341

>>11555949
You can clean fumos with the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner to get the dust out.

>> No.11579278

Does anyone know where I can buy knock-off fumos? The real ones are too expensive for me ;_;

>> No.11579280

>>11579278
$30 is too expensive for you? Just don't eat for a day or two - you're too fat anyway - and you'll be good!

>> No.11579281

>>11578326
Give them to me, I'll take care of them

>> No.11579282

>>11578326
>implying you found those out in the rain

>> No.11579285

>>11579282
Who are you imblying?

>> No.11579287

>>11579280
It's not that easy my friend

>> No.11579352

>>11579285
read teh thread

>> No.11579468

>>11576873
Right, nuigurumi means stuffed animals

Fumo is a brand.

>> No.11580117

Wait but isn't it usually normals who buy these?

>> No.11580433 [DELETED] 

>>11579282
You'd be even more incredulous if I told you were I lived.

I'm assuming it was this foreign exchange student that was living here that threw them out when she moved.

>> No.11580444

>>11579282
You'd be even more incredulous if I told you where I lived.

I'm assuming it was this foreign exchange student that was living here that threw them out when she moved.

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I got these a bit ago, haven't really been on /jp/ enough to share. I think this is all I have to share picture wise though.

>> No.11588506

>>11588497
You are a confirmed role-player. Please don't role-play.

>> No.11588517

>>11588497
I'm just here to post a picture and lurk. I'm off again, you can calm yourselves. Polite sage.

>> No.11591016

>>11588497
Cute Yian Kut-Ku, dood.

>> No.11591626

How can you tell if your fumo is a knock-off or not? Is it just the tags and general design?

>> No.11591632

>>11591626
well there should be a tag on their cute little plush fumo ass

also look at high res photos of the real ones

>> No.11592168

>>11564328
What's the scroll made out of?

>> No.11593194

>>11592168
From the picture it looks like a strip of plastic with bits of felt glued to it. But I'll never know for sure.

>> No.11596007

>>11592168
It's made out of regret and depression.

I woke up six minutes too late to place a bid on it

Wouldn't have happened if I hadn't taken a trip with my fucking retarded dysfunctional shithead family to the beach. Should have stayed home and won my byakuren doll.

But I already have a byakuren doll so it's ok I guess.

None of the usual artists have been making any handmade touhous lately. It's been two weeks.

>> No.11598589

I want some Touhou toys but I'm not really into plushies. Do I have any other choices?

>> No.11598657

>>11598589
Well there are figs.

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I opened up a new box full of nuigurumi but since I've run out of space I'm going to need to rearrange everything

I need to get started on it.

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I was helping a friend set up at an anime con today and saw this giant titan plush someone had made

>> No.11605636

>>11604425
outrageous

Which con, did you speak with the person who made it, and did the person buy it or make it himself?

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>>11604095

Oo. I want some Touhou hand puppets. On a slightly related note, I only have Sesame Street ones.

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