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I love you, /jp/.

>> No.11541253 [DELETED] 
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I love you, /jp/...

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h-honto ni..?

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>>11541265
Honto ni.

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>>11541269

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>>11541269

>> No.11541304

>>11541280
why was this cute pic deleted?

>> No.11541316

>>11541304
Cuteposter was a shitposter [in disguise]

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if only she was really Yuuka

>> No.11541368 [DELETED] 

>>11541316
So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "thirty second shitpost" technique.

The basis of "thirty second shitpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shitpost".

"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shitpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shitposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shitposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a shitpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. Shitposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-shitposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your shitposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many shitposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second shitpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic shitpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.

It's said that a master cannot make a shitpost in thirty seconds, but thirty shitposts in a second.
This guide too, was made in thirty seconds.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second shitpost"! がんばって！

>> No.11541414

>>11541368
tl:dr
buthurt

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>>11541448
Great.

>> No.11541475

>>11541244

Wow those dimples are really cute

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Too bad Paruru is a bitch who would never love a truNEET. She's so cute though, I almost forgive her.

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>>11541244
I love you too based Paruru Haruka Shimazaki
returning the favor

>> No.11541522

>>11541514
Please get Jurina out of this topic. No one wants to see that disgusting, annoying, wench.

>> No.11541522,1 [INTERNAL] 

Janny approved thread.

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>> No.11541548

I love you too, Yuuka.

>> No.11541553

>>11541544
Is that real?

>> No.11541554

>>11541548
idk she looks awfully close to yuuka would be hilarious to see haruka cosplay as her some time

>> No.11541556

>>11541448
I'm waiting on the rest of those frames.

>> No.11541558

>>11541553
is which part real? your 2013 janken winner and newest true AKB center has become Matsui Jurina
or
that she dominated the tourny with just paper?

>both are true

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>> No.11542410

>>11541280
Why was milk's post deleted....?

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>>11541556

>> No.11542471

I hope you know what you're doing.

>> No.11542538

>>11542420
i was just about to ask for a that.
>im stealing it

>> No.11542555

>>11541544
Sup, ban evader.

>> No.11542612

Stay in your own thread, Paruru.

>> No.11542612,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11541522,1
It's ironic because I made this thread ironically.

Posting >>11541253 was my original intention.

>> No.11542612,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11542612,1
Looks like jannieboy saw my /ghost/ post.

Heh.

>> No.11542612,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11542612,2
I think you just reported your own post so you could accuse the janitor of reading /ghost/.

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