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Doing bath salts with milk!

>> No.11538236,1 [INTERNAL] 

milggggg （´・ω・｀）

>> No.11538246

hot

>> No.11538253

Is janny asleep or something?

>> No.11538260

I thought bath salts were used primarily for the purpose of suicide.

>> No.11538271

>>11538260
I thought people got high off them

>> No.11538280

>>11538253
moot is the jannie and he's asleep.

>> No.11538280,1 [INTERNAL] 

She is unironically referring to actual bath salts. She's going to soak in a tub of wonderful smelling salts and then throw herself into her bf's arms.

milk is a normie bitch

>> No.11538283

>>11538260
They are primarily used for baths

>> No.11538298

>>11538283
milk isn't talking about real bath salts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_%28drug%29

>> No.11538307

>>11538298
I am a big fan of actual bath salts

Nowadays if I ever mention that I use bath salts I always get people worried that I'm gonna chew their faces off

>> No.11538322

>>11538236
Good. Hopefully she gets killed by the police.

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>no milkygf

>> No.11538341

are there any coins with this salty milk????

>> No.11538349
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>>11538280,1

>> No.11538349,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11538349
fucking junkie slut

>> No.11538364

>>11538260
You can use them to kill yourself but it's obviously not what they're for. It was a fad a few years ago, but only in Asian countries.

>> No.11538375

>>11538341

You have to insert coins to operate

>> No.11538380

>>11538283
So milk is going to get totally naked and take a bath? HOT!

>> No.11538384
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11538384

/jp/ don't do designer drugs. Those can fuck you up in a bad way. Like seizures and other harmful stuff.

Just stick with weed.

>> No.11538390

>>11538384
HAHA blazie it #420 bro

>> No.11538387

What do you think of milky apartment /jp/?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnzbvtw6NRc

>> No.11538391

>>11538384

>/jp/
>afford drugs

my keks are in orbit!

>> No.11538396

I want milk to eat my face

>> No.11538397

>>11538390
word

>> No.11538398

>>11538384
I like kratom and tramadol! They make me feel good and are not scary like percocet etc

>> No.11538402

>>11538387
brad gave her the boot lol

>> No.11538419

>>11538336
>tfw trevor always wants to party when you just want to play with 2hus

>> No.11538428
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How hard would you punch milk if you saw her on the street?

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>>11538419
Do I really look like a party guy to you?

>> No.11538433

>>11538428
I don't look at people's faces on the street.
And I don't think milk has extremely recognizable feet or anything.

>> No.11538436

>>11538432
please stop pretending to be the fake trevor, newfag

>> No.11538441

>>11538436
bakc in my day we used safag lol how the times have changed

>> No.11538445

>>11538428
I'd punch her with my dick

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>>11538436
Could a fake Trevor do *THIS*?

>> No.11538450

>>11538428
I-I can see her bra!

>> No.11538450,1 [INTERNAL] 

inb4 milk is on the news for killing a man and eating his dead body

>> No.11538464
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>>11538450
That's why she's the queen and milk is fetid and spilled.

>> No.11538484

>>11538464
Why doesn't she take off the bra then? If she's so embarrassed to be seen in a bra, imagine if her nipples were showing!

>> No.11538500

>>11538450
good. it's cute and I paid 50 dollars for it.

>> No.11538502

what is wrong with you, dude?

>> No.11538511

>>11538380
jacking off at full steam!

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>>11538307
She told me so MANY things

>> No.11538519

>>11538428
any pics of her butthole

>> No.11538520

I bet brigs has never used drugs

>> No.11538527

>>11538523
let me see the hole

>> No.11538523

>>11538519
No! Don't be disrespectful

>> No.11538526

>>11538520
Who?

>> No.11538532

>>11538526
Have you been living under a rock or something?

>> No.11538532,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11538526
dis nigga

>> No.11538549

I miss jannie.

>> No.11538561

I want to so shrooms as watch cute anime with milk

>> No.11538573

>>11538500
You should have made her show her feet!

>> No.11538591

>>11538532
Working at a bar actually.

>> No.11538671

whos milk

>> No.11538677

>>11538428
Who is this?

Link to blog/youtube?

>> No.11538680

>>11538448
Like, 2 guys simultaneously? Spitroast?

>> No.11538747

>>11538387
That was absolutely beautiful, watching that brought me to tears. I didn't think I would ever experience something that brought me this much joy, I love you milk!

>> No.11538749

>>11538677
I assume that's milk, this androgynous cosplaying camwhore some /jp/ posters are ironically obsessed with.

>> No.11538752

>>11538749
Not ironically. I actually love her.

>> No.11538766

>>11538384

Don't do any drugs! They're bad for you!

>> No.11538768

>>11538752
It's not even milk.

>> No.11538773

>>11538768
I didn't look at what that guy was quoting, just responding to his statement about milk.

>> No.11538786

Best thread on /jp/. I hope it's nominated for a /jp/A at the end of the year.

>> No.11538793

>tfw milk is living alone with brad
What does she see in him?

http://welcomeunknown.tumblr.com/post/64331012804/moving-adventures

>> No.11538795

>>11538793
>tfw milk is living alone with brad

Are they married?

>> No.11538800

>>11538795
No, it's an unmarried couple sharing the same house and bed!

>> No.11538801

>>11538800
how scandalous

>> No.11538806

>>11538800
They fugg every night

>> No.11538812

>>11538806
That's a lie because milk is a virgin and brad has erectile dysfunction.

>> No.11538810

>>11538800
whatever makes her happy, I guess

>> No.11538811

There are people posting in this thread who don't even know who Brigs is.

Fuck this gay earth

>> No.11538816

>>11538810
She would be happier with me. I spent $400 on a gift for her and she wouldn't accept it...

>> No.11538820

>>11538816
What was it?
Money holds no value when gift giving.

Although it sounds cliche, it is the thought behind the gift or the manner in which it is given that counts.

>> No.11538822

>>11538816
more like you would be happier with her

it's not your fault

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>>11538820
A cute little ring...

>> No.11538830

Sweet, is this the blog thread?

>> No.11538832

>>11538830
What did your niece do this time?

>> No.11538836

>>11538830
I don't know what in the hell this is. I'm surprised to see it still up, though.

>> No.11538840

>>11538349
Is she doing drugs or just kidding? I'm asking because the bottle looks normal and I'm not american, also I have aspergers, please respond!

>> No.11538843

>>11538811
I've asked several times but never been told. Can you please explain?

>> No.11538845

>>11538384
depends on the designer drug nerd

>> No.11538847

>>11538826
That's quite a nice ring.

>>11538830
I like your stories.

>> No.11538855

>>11538840
That's a normal bottle of bath salts which she lined up like cocaine as a joke.

I'm pretty sure that the drug kind of bath salts aren't inhaled like that also.

>> No.11538857

>>11538855
>That's a normal bottle of bath salts which she lined up like cocaine as a joke.
*wink* *wink*

>> No.11538862

>>11538847
Do you want it? I don't know what to do with it since milk wouldn't accept it.

>> No.11538866

>>11538855
Phew...

>I'm pretty sure that the drug kind of bath salts aren't inhaled like that also.
I watched a Nat Geo documentary about skyscraper, bath salts and other synthetic drugs, apparently the Navy is infested with these kinds of drugs.

>> No.11538867

>>11538840
>>11538855
It's shopped.

https://twitter.com/welcomeUNKNOWN/status/390895465501577216

>> No.11538875

>>11538855
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_salts_%28drug%29
>The name derives from instances in which the drugs were being sold under the guise of being bath salts.
>Bath salts can be swallowed, snorted, smoked, or injected.

>> No.11538872

>>11538749
Wow. How new are you?

Like, super-new. Where'd you come from?

>> No.11538879

>>11538876
Yes

>> No.11538880

>>11538867
>$1.59

Way to splurge, milk.

So how long before they get kicked out of that apartment over late payments? Stay tuned to milkbitch's various blog for all the mundane adventures!

>> No.11538876

>>11538795
Is Brad "Mush"?

>> No.11538884

>>11538879
That guy's a faget.

>> No.11538885

>>11538880
If she gets kicked out she can live with me for free.

>> No.11538902

/jp/ are such secondaries compared to Warosu.

>> No.11538914

>>11538862
T-thank you, but I already have some.

>> No.11538919

>>11538832
She's my cousin, and I never do anything to her. She does stuff to me. Today was fairly enjoyable, despite only spending a small amount of time together. When I first saw her while I was walking to the car to drive my aunt somewhere, she ran over to me and put her hands on my shoulders, telling me to pick her up. When I picked her up she wrapped her arms and legs around me and asked where I was going, and then told me she was going with. She was not going with so I told her to get down, but she wouldn't get down and grabbed onto me harder. I eventually had to pry her off, and once she was on the ground she started pulling on and stretching my shirt and pinching my nipples. I eventually got into the car and left.

After my aunt and I returned I decided to serve the pumpkin pie I made (from scratch) yesterday, so I whipped up and sweetened some cream and cut the pie into slices. When my cousin took a bite of the pie she said she didn't like it, but that she loved the cream. Hearing that from her sounded a bit lewd to my ears, but she didn't know. After doing some handstands and eating some more whipped cream she came over to my while I was on the computer. As I was paying attention to the screen, out of nowhere, she bit my shoulder. It wasn't a hard bite, but it surprised me because of the location. She's bit me on my arms and my face, but not my shoulder. I lifted up my arm and she hopped into my lap. We shared some tea while she looked up videos. We were seated for about 20 minutes before her aunt said it was time for her to go to sleep. My cousin told me to follow her into her room, so I did.

Unlike the few times before, once we were in there she did nothing lewd at all. She simply wanted to be tucked in. I laid her blanket on the floor and then put her on top of the blanket and rolled her up in it and placed her on her bed. This is her favorite way of being tucked in.

>> No.11538929

>>11538919
That sounds adorable. What kind of videos did you watch?

Does she often drink tea?

>> No.11538930

>>11538919
I apologize, I thought she was your niece given the age difference.

What do you do on your computer while she is around? Do you ever browse /jp/?

>> No.11538932

>>11538914
It's just going to waste as it is now so I would rather somebody have it. If you don't want it I hope I can find someone else to accept it.

>> No.11538939

if only ZUN!bar were here...

>> No.11538942

Is it true the trevor = milk = zun!bar = gigs = brigs = aaeru = tokiko = ticks = AoC = asuka spammer = niggy = moot?

>> No.11538944

>>11538942
yep

>> No.11538945

>>11538942

>THE trevor

I'm gonna start calling him this now

>> No.11538949

trevor will you teach me to surf

>> No.11538956

>>11538929
She usually drinks whatever I drink, which happens to be tea most of the time. She likes to watch prank videos.

>>11538930
I don't spend much time on the computer there so I mostly browse YouTube and niconico. When I do browse /jp/ I do it with my back to the wall or corner and if I notice anyone approaching I close the tab. Sometimes I play SNES and Genesis games on the computer and she joins.

>> No.11538957

trevor will you teach me how to drive

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>>11538957
>trevor will you teach me how to drive

>> No.11538994,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11538994
would he teach milk

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