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11532448 No.11532448 [Reply] [Original]

Why is patchy so cute!?

>> No.11532462

Patchy is a whore!

>> No.11532467

>>11532462
watch your mouth nigger

>> No.11532474

>>11532462
Nah. More like sexually frustrated. She's way too much self respect to go around sucking random dicks. All she has to satisfy her lust are porn mangas and she knows it.

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>>11532462

>> No.11532492
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Softest SDM resident.
I rate her lap 9/10.

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>>11532492
It's true. Soft body, soft hair, soft clothes.
What about her personality, though?

>>11532474
What about tentacles? Or Koa?

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>>11532462
I can understand doing a photoshoot like this for some cash.

But cosplay? On your own will? She just wanted to make a bunch of otaku horny! She wanted to make blood flow to their cum-filled wieners and then have sex with them! What a slut.

>> No.11532587

>>11532568

Where was this?

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Touhou is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.11532595

>>11532568
Just like in my porn cartoon (`・ω・´)”

>> No.11532597

>>11532541
Why has no one translated this?

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>>11532594
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............?

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>> No.11532604

>>11532594
lol ikr

>> No.11532609

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BgSDWTsNBn

>> No.11532619

>>11532609

That was so weird...

>> No.11532628

>>11532597
Get to commissions or ask people who take requests.

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>>11532522
Patchy acquires her knowledge through her books, but she lacks empirical knowledge, so she doesn't have any experience when dealing with certain situations, like a human male trying to get on her good side.

So she resorts to hide her inexperience behind a grumpy attitude and will book-smack you if you don't fulfill her requests of tea and book fetching.

/thp


I want to get Patchy to let me play with her Mukyus.

>> No.11533162

I like gyaru patchy!

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>>11532662
I won't be fooled by any fake grumpy attitude.

>> No.11533238

>>11533185
Isn't that what we call Tsundera, though? A Tsundera is a fake grumpy attitude, so patchy got the Tsundera.

>> No.11533430 [DELETED] 

Do we really need 20 threads of the same character???

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what's with all the patchouli threads

not that I'm complaining m8

>> No.11533480 [DELETED] 

>>11533430
every single one of them.

>> No.11533482

>>11533479
Flavor of the month character I guess, people will move back onto Okuu soon

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>>11532448

I dislike it when I see images depicting Patchouli resting atop or near piles of books. No one who values books as highly as she does would ever lay atop a pile of them like that!

It's not easy to run a library, you know! She's very meticulous and careful with her books! The image you linked makes her look like some kind of messy otaku or something! I just can't stand it!

>> No.11533515

>>11533503
you are so cute

>> No.11533535

>>11533503
she's just being clumsy as usual. I bet she fell down from a ladder or something. (The ladder is nowhere to be seen in that pic, but don't sweat the details)

>> No.11533546

I love Patchouli.

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>>11532568
Please do not depict Patchouli in such promiscuous ways!

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>>11533535
Patchy doesn't do ladders. She flies.

>> No.11534541

>>11533503
Patchy oktau is autistic!

>> No.11534564

>>11533503
What's that from?

>> No.11535149

>>11532587
How could you not recognize the Tokyo Big Sight interior at first glance?
Are you even a cute girl from /jp/?

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