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11523238 No.11523238[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>3) Don't be friends with someone who doesn't have friends (totally fucked up people)
>4) Don't be friends with an ``elite primary''
>5) Don't be friends with with smartass jerk. If he constantly makes fun of you or bullies you or makes too many "jokes" about you then stop talking to him immediately.
>6) Don't be friends with a dead fish. If he doesn't want to talk about absolutely anything you can stop trying. His ice isn't going to crack for you. All he really wants is someone to be on the other side of the chatbox. He makes a poor friend.

＞わたしのフェイス when who wrote this nonsense

>> No.11523240

>>11523238
Who are you quoting? Translate it, weebs.

>> No.11523248

Is this the official funposting thread?

>> No.11523251

I like how classic anime girls look all like toddlers.

>> No.11523255

m f w old jokes became factz now ppl defendin lmao

>> No.11523262

Don't be friends with anyone. Problem solved.

>> No.11523268

>>11523262
I need a gf.

>> No.11523270
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11523270

>>11523262
NO
FRIENDS NEW AND FRIENDS OLD ONE IS SILVER OTHER IS GOLD

>> No.11523271

>>11523268
Just kidnap a loli and put her in your basement.

>> No.11523275

>>11523268
Are you sure it's not your brain who makes you believe you need one?

>> No.11523277

>>11523275
It's your brain that believes that it hurts when you set yourself on fire, but the pain is still real.

>> No.11523278

>>11523275
It's my dick.

>> No.11523279

>>11523270
make new friends but keep the old one is silver other is gold*

>> No.11523284

>>11523278
Then you just need something to fuck.

>> No.11523287

>>11523284
I want to fuck every day thus I need a gf.

>> No.11523292

Please remember to sage. Also for all of you do not understand the meaning of sage, I will not say any names, but your name starts with a "J" and ends in one of the very last letters in the alphabet. Sage is not a downvote on /jp/. I know that may be hard to understand J, but we are not /a/ or /v/. We are /jp/ the home of the free and the land of the sage. If someone sages on /jp/ it is for tradition J please try to understand.

>> No.11523295

>>11523287
You can get a dog for free from the street

>> No.11523300

>>11523295
Dogs are not sexy. I only find girls sexy
>>11523292
Fuck off, autist

>> No.11523305

>>11523300
no u

You will be the end of /jp/ as we know it. Soon we will have only a 3:300 sage to non sage ratio. Can you imagine the horrors?

>> No.11523303

>>11523300
I' a girl :3

>> No.11523307

>>11523303
Pics of vag?

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>>11523307
:3

>> No.11523318

Is shitposting still an arcane quality control measure, or is it its own reward?

>> No.11523323

>3) Don't be friends with someone who doesn't have friends (totally fucked up people)
I'm not a bad person nor weird, just lonely and shy...

>> No.11523326

>>11523323
>nor weird
>no friends
;))

>> No.11523328

>>11523323
I could be you're friend ;)

>> No.11523329

>>11523323
Did you miss the 27friends thread?

>> No.11523333

>>11523323
Eww, what a weirdo...

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11523342

Somebody please explain smartass jerk part to me because I want to think that you must be neurotic to be offended when a webfriend is flippant

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