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Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:16:05 2013 No.11522090 [DELETED]

I made a friend through /jp/ a month ago, we got along fairly easily, i've gotten on a trip with my family (had no internet for a week) and sent him a mail when i got back.
Apparently i made a joke he didn't like he sent me a mail saying that he was sorry and that i insulted his friends and stuff, i think it was obvious that it was a joke, it was hyperbole for christ's sake!
I sent him a mail telling that he was an idiot and that i was joking, some time after that my pc broke, so i lived a month without it (it was hard, to say the least) only to realize that he deleted me from his friends' and declined my friend request.
I just wanted to understand why he did that, not even return to being friends, did he value our relationship so little, and was there so little trust between the two of us that he got irritated over such a petty joke, leaving me no second chance to redeem myself?

But i should have realized that something was not right sooner, for example when he asked for steam to chat, or when i saw that he had 27 friends (yeah, right, and he's close with "only" 9 of them).

Not all /jp/ friend stories end well, if you're not picky about whom to trust.

This isn't a blogwhine btw, it's a warning to be wary of the people you meet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:17:05 2013 No.11522094 He's probably a literal autist who can't understand humor

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:18:34 2013 No.11522097 >>11522090 >and declined my friend request when i got my pc back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:19:19 2013 No.11522102 we can be friends if you want anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:19:35 2013 No.11522104 I only have 3 people on my Steam friends and I haven't talked with them in a year #jp

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:19:49 2013 No.11522106 You drew the short end of the stick; it happens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:21:35 2013 No.11522110 >>11522102 Post your e-mail adress pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:22:20 2013 No.11522115 I could be your friend, if you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:24:19 2013 No.11522127 Look at all these friendlords emerging so they can add another person to their list of thousands

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:25:19 2013 No.11522132 >>11522115 >>11522102 Yes, alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:25:19 2013 No.11522134 Random people keep adding me on steam and it's scary. How are they finding me? Why are they adding me? They don't even talk to me afterwards. I have almost 10 "friends" now that I've never even talked to before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:28:51 2013 No.11522151 >>11522134 why dont you ask them who they are or simply delete them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:29:05 2013 No.11522161 How many /jp/sies have had sex with each other?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:29:20 2013 No.11522154 >>11522132 email field

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:30:23 2013 No.11522165 What are these "friend" things you guys are talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:30:37 2013 No.11522167 >>11522151 I don't want to delete them, because that might offend them. Asking who they are could also offend them because since they added me I should know who they are, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:30:52 2013 No.11522170 >>11522161 Quite a few.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:31:21 2013 No.11522174 >>11522170 Why didn't they take video?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:34:22 2013 No.11522189 >>11522110 >>11522132 here

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:35:37 2013 No.11522195 >>11522189 forgot it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:40:37 2013 No.11522213 >>11522134 Some people just wanna look at your steam items for trading. or fap you your profile image

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:43:22 2013 No.11522224 >>11522167 If I were you I would say them something like "hey I'm sorry but I don't remember who you are"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:53:06 2013 No.11522278 File: 43 KB, 500x334, dear total biscuit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Insult "friend" >"Friend" is upset at being insulted, along with his entire family >Insult him further rather than apologizing >why don't I have friends /jp/

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:57:36 2013 No.11522290
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>make a friend from /jp/
>we talk a lot
>that person turns out to be a total shithead
>starting to regret this whole friend thing
>he has no idea how much of an unbelievable faggot he is
>strikes up an obnoxious conversation with me every fucking day
>too beta to stop communication formally
>he has no idea i hate him

send help /jp/ friendbros...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:58:06 2013 No.11522294 >>11522291 cancer? who'd buy that? honestly

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:58:37 2013 No.11522291 >>11522290 Say you have cancer and then stop logging in for a few months

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:59:37 2013 No.11522297 >>11522294 Okay, how about HIV?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:59:51 2013 No.11522298 >>11522290 Incessantly ask him for dick pics

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:00:22 2013 No.11522300 >>11522174 http://fland.re:4444/Porn/!videos/2hu_crossdressing/%E6%9D%B1%E6%96%B9%E5%A5%B3%E8%A3%85%E3%82%B3%E3%82%B9%E3%80%80%E5%B9%BD%E9%A6%99%E3%81%A7%E3%83%95%E3%82%A7%E3%83%A9%E3%83%81%E3%82%AA.flv

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:00:37 2013 No.11522302 >>11522298 Don't do this.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:03:36 2013 No.11522315

>>11522290
>>11522291
>>11522294

:<

This is really sad guys. I actually had someone do this to me. I tried to be a really good friend and then they said they had cancer, and they were going to commit suicide, and then stopped logging on and blocked me and pretended to die. But I found out later they didn't.

Don't do this. Just tell them you don't want to be friends anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:04:52 2013 No.11522318 >>11522278 hi OP's friend

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:05:07 2013 No.11522324 >>11522315 Agreed, he would be really sad

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:05:52 2013 No.11522323

>>11522090
>I made a friend through /jp/ a month ago

Link to the thread, please? I'd like to see how people on /jp/ actually meet each-other. Also, you should know better than to try making friends with faggots with friends. You'll always be a secondary to them, an alternative for when none of their better friends are available.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:07:22 2013 No.11522327 >>11522090 >when i saw that he had 27 friends You scared me there. The person I'm stalking had 27 friends, but I just checked and he is up to 29.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:07:22 2013 No.11522329
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>>11522090
>he had 27 friends (yeah, right, and he's close with "only" 9 of them)
>``only 9 [friends]''

This is bait. A real /jp/ doesn't even have close to as many friends as that because they're either avoidant or fall under the schizo spectrum. Your argument is invalid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:08:51 2013 No.11522337 >>11522127 Yeah, those are annoying, but you have no idea how hard it is to make friends when you don't have any, and you're an autist on top of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:10:22 2013 No.11522340 How does /jp/ even go about befriending each other? I always wanted someone to talk to on a more personal level but I just feel like it'd be obnoxious to post contact info or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:11:06 2013 No.11522344 >>11522329 He claimed so, quoting his mail >of those 27 friends, i have 8 i consider to be quite close to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:11:51 2013 No.11522343 >>11522297 Maybe they'd want you to poz them up with your poz juice?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:12:22 2013 No.11522346 >>11522340 Mabinogi. But I already used up all my Mabinogi friends. They're all gone now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:13:06 2013 No.11522351 >>11522340 It just has to happen, you can't really go out looking for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:13:51 2013 No.11522349 How do I make friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:13:51 2013 No.11522350 >>11522340 You give your mail to someone, you exchange some e-mails, then you move onto a chat program to talk more fast. At least that's how it wen for me all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:14:06 2013 No.11522356 I wish a cute /jp/ girl would be friends with me

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:14:22 2013 No.11522353

>>11522340
Threads like this, I guess?

I didn't meet many people on /jp/, but out of those that I did, they never actually started conversations, or it felt like there was nothing to talk about. I stop talking to them all shortly after that. I hope this time it will be different.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:15:36 2013 No.11522358 >>11522356 I share this wish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:15:36 2013 No.11522359 >>11522349 be kind

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:16:51 2013 No.11522362 :/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:17:06 2013 No.11522363 >>11522290 send your bro to k8r

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:18:52 2013 No.11522366 >>11522359 Nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:19:07 2013 No.11522368 >>11522350 >>11522351 Ah... but it'd be quite the hassle to exchange contacts with someone you end up disliking. Why does socializing have to be so troublesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:19:52 2013 No.11522370 File: 939 KB, 500x450, 1381015593915.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522090 Do you have Skype?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:20:36 2013 No.11522372 >email Why are you so backwards /jp/? Always is it normal that my finger just got red from typing a lot? Am I going to die?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:21:36 2013 No.11522376 >>11522368 Yeah, but the other person feels the same way. It's a necessary sacrifice. Also, I don't like you already, why the hell would you use "Ah"? It's so formal and even archaic. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:21:52 2013 No.11522377 >>11522368 Yeah, there's always that risk. But once you get over the initial hump and get to know each other it becomes pretty easy and you can enjoy yourself. You just have to hope you find someone who can bring you over the hump.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:21:52 2013 No.11522378 Your mistake was calling him an idiot. If he didn't understand your joke, just apologize and say it was a joke. Don't go on to actually insult him...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:23:21 2013 No.11522383 >>11522372 What do you suggest? No one uses Jabber, and Steam and Skype are for normals who like the NSA cock up their asses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:23:37 2013 No.11522384 >>11522340 I made all my friends by insulting them and fighting with them, eventually they banned me from their server, I added them and called them giant faggots, 4 years later we're best friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:24:07 2013 No.11522388 >>11522383 I don't see what's so wrong of steam, NSA can't track your conversation from steam plus I like to talk with my 1 friend when playing video games instead of having to alt+tab every time I feel lonely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:24:22 2013 No.11522386 /jp/ is really a super secret neo-hacker ninja squad. It's a trap!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:24:53 2013 No.11522387 >>11522383 irc

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:25:07 2013 No.11522393 >>11522387 I second this motion. Come to IRC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:25:52 2013 No.11522392 Why are so many of you desperate for friends? I thought having friends made you a filthy normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:26:52 2013 No.11522396 File: 67 KB, 254x305, 1367354880272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got all the cute /jp/ girls on my friends list, bitches and you got none. How does it feel to be so fucking lame?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:26:52 2013 No.11522397 >>11522387 >>11522393 That's for group conversations. And those mostly devolve into attracting the most attention to yourself instead of making friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:27:07 2013 No.11522398 >>11522392 Having friends for shallow reasons makes you a normal. /jp/ wants a meaningful and intimate relationship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:27:52 2013 No.11522401 >>11522392 >he took the meme seriously lmaooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:27:52 2013 No.11522402 >>11522397 You can query people. Also, group discussion and attention-whoring only happens in massive, extroverted channels. A /jp/ channel would not be huge, or extroverted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:28:06 2013 No.11522406 >>11522387 Sorry, kid, that shit is Facebook-level normal, I didn't even think of it. I prefer to talk to one person at a time. I know you can do that on IRC, but that's not why you fags go there, now, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:28:22 2013 No.11522404 >>11522376 Would you rather I typed it as あぁぁ". I don't like you either for being unnecessarily analytical about my using of "ah"

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:29:21 2013 No.11522407

>>11522349
1) give your mail adress to someone
2) exchange mails
3) tell the other party that you want to move onto a faster chat program
4) Revv up 'dat steam! Open steam, add him to your list of 33 friends (don't worry, you're not a normie' there are only 10 or 11 that you consider close friends, so it's all fair) and ERP with him ironically, once in a while tell him how shit life is and how you wish you could suicide because you're such a perfect emboidment of NEETdom.
5) You're close enough? Add him to your skype friend list! He becomes one of your 11 closest super close friend, you can make him wear a dress and if he shaves (and loses weight) you can pretend he's an anime and masturbate on camera, he'll enjoy that (and if he won't he's not your close friend anymore).
6) now comes the real deal! Add him to your facebook friends, send him an invitation to your /a/ group (where EVERYONE's a conoisseur!) and put your relationship status to "girlfriend/boyfriend", talk with him preparing him for a meetup.
7) That nerd expects his /jp/bf in shining armour, you're not dissappointing him, right? Bring your best buddies, show them how close you are, start a party, drink and be merry.
8) Now, you have a whiny faggot that hangs onto your every word, boo-oring, pump and dump.
9) go on /jp/ and whine about how lonely you are and how you want a friend.
10) repeat step 1.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:29:37 2013 No.11522409 >>11522406 That's exactly what I'm on irc for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:29:51 2013 No.11522411 >>11522402 But anon. All the attempts to have a /jp/ IRC channel /did/ devolve into attention whoring. And they still exist! Go check them out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:30:21 2013 No.11522412 File: 480 KB, 1326x860, normalscum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522392 This. Having friends makes you a pig disgusting normie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:30:36 2013 No.11522413 >>11522404 Hey, it's your choice, do whatever you like. I just said that I didn't like it because it seemed overly formal. Maybe it's just me. Well, are you going to post your email or something? I actually kind of want to talk to you now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:32:22 2013 No.11522417 >>11522396 Please let me be friends with one of the cute /jp/ girls Please

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:32:37 2013 No.11522418 It's best to make /jp/ pals in an MMO or something so you actually have things to talk about.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:32:37 2013 No.11522419

I've actually met a few people I'm 90% sure are from /jp/, without making their acquaintance on there. They look cool at first but some of them can be strangely belligerent, especially if it seems like they want friends. Had to unfriend them but I hope they find people they're compatible with.

Or maybe they already do have friends and I'm just projecting. Lol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:33:22 2013 No.11522421 >>11522409 Yeah? You mean you're not on there to say good morning to other dweebs in your stupid IRC hangout and generally act like you're the tightest friends ever?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:33:22 2013 No.11522422 >>11522418 What if you don't enjoy playing multiplayer games?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:34:21 2013 No.11522427 >>11522422 What if your absence of interests is the only thing you have in common with some people on /jp/? What then, huh?

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:35:22 2013 No.11522430

>>11522419
>Had to unfriend them
Not very nice at all. Did you at least tell them something beforehand? I currently hold a vendetta against someone that did that to me. I'm sure you already know who I'm talking about. I'm pretty vocal about it on /jp/.

And it's probably you. What you described seems familiar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:35:51 2013 No.11522433 >>11522430 I can understand why they wouldn't want to be friends with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:36:06 2013 No.11522436 >>11522413 I'm twiddling my thumb about the idea. I'm too nervous to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:36:22 2013 No.11522437 I get bored and wish I could get outside opinions from people. All the small fleeting /jp/ chats I've taken part in were full of crossboarders

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Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:37:21 2013 No.11522441

>>11522419
>They look cool at first but some of them can be strangely belligerent

I wouldn't want to talk to a faggot like you. You really expect people on a board like /jp/ to start licking your boots from the get go?

I'd rather have someone be genuinely "belligerent" than fake niceness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:37:51 2013 No.11522443 >>11522421 No, I only query people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:38:07 2013 No.11522446 >>11522433 Yeah. Yeah... It doesn't really help that I also find all their personal info.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:38:36 2013 No.11522447 File: 556 KB, 1236x1800, 萌少女画集魅力女仆 (96).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522300 >that vid Is it.. could it.. >/2hu_crossdressing/ bawwww

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:38:36 2013 No.11522448

>>11522430
I'm not sure who you're talking about but I usually don't say anything because I can't think of anything really. It's kinda dumb tho, "I removed you because you're not nice enough. You should change that" is a bad thing to say. People shouldn't try to change themselves to be accepted imo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:39:07 2013 No.11522455 >>11522436 That's fine, no pressure or anything. Though I guess you'd have to make up your mind before this thread gets deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:40:22 2013 No.11522456 >>11522448 But what if there is nobody in the world that will accept them... ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:40:22 2013 No.11522457 >>11522438 Come on please share.. I'm so lonely, I just want a /jp/ girl to talk to and possibly cum inside.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:40:22 2013 No.11522458
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Tips for making /jp/ friends:

1) Don't be friends with a someone who claims to be a neet or tru or any of the popular /jp/ stereotypes.
2) Don't be friends with a fag who types like how he believes cute girls type.
3) Don't be friends with someone who doesn't have friends (totally fucked up people) or has a lot of friends (disgusting liars and tryhards).
4) Don't be friends with a shitposter. Don't be friends with an ``elite primary'' either because they're both incredibly obnoxious.

More on the way...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:41:37 2013 No.11522461 >>11522458 How long do I have to wait for the next installment?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:42:22 2013 No.11522464 >>11522458 >Don't be friends with someone who doesn't have friends Stopped reading there. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:42:23 2013 No.11522466 >>11522458 You're listing the whole demographic of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:42:36 2013 No.11522467 >>11522458 You know what, don't waste your keyboard, it can all be summed up rather concisely: Don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:43:37 2013 No.11522471 >>11522458 But I am wanting to change the friendless part How can I change if nobody will befriend me?

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:44:22 2013 No.11522474

I was playing CS earlier tonight and I thought I found some /jp/sies but then they just turned out to be from /a/ so I was pretty disappointed. Then they started spamming /a/ memes because they thought I was from /a/ so now I have a 1 day ban from matchmaking for leaving early.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:45:22 2013 No.11522482 >>11522458 >3) Don't be friends with someone who doesn't have friends (totally fucked up people) I don't have friends not because i'm crazy, but because i'm waiting for The One.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:45:36 2013 No.11522485 >>11522441 Well that's just my opinion. I think true kindness > belligerent > fake kindness, and I've met a few who fill out the former so I was satisfied for a couple years but I've gotten mostly bored with them now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:45:51 2013 No.11522487 >>11522458 0) Don't be friends with someone who uses /a/ reaction images.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:46:22 2013 No.11522488 >>11522474 One time I made the mistake of playing a game with people from /v/. Once they started discussing tripfags including "legendary tripfags" it was over for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:46:37 2013 No.11522489 >>11522487 Why are you so shallow?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:47:07 2013 No.11522500 You know what, just try to keep 4chan out of your conversations with your new friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:47:22 2013 No.11522492 >>11522455 I can't bring myself to after all. Sorry...

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:47:37 2013 No.11522494
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>>11522458
5) Don't be friends with with smartass jerk. If he constantly makes fun of you or bullies you or makes too many "jokes" about you then stop talking to him immediately.
6) Don't be friends with a dead fish. If he doesn't want to talk about absolutely anything you can stop trying. His ice isn't going to crack for you. All he really wants is someone to be on the other side of the chatbox. He makes a poor friend.
7) Don't be friends with someone who pretends to have mental problems just to try to "fit in" with what he believes the average /jp/er suffers from.
8) Don't be friends with obvious crossboarders. You might be the butt end of a long running joke...
9) If you find a friend, never agree to talk to his friends and make more friends that way, it will never work out.
10) If you find a friend, don't talk every day. Pace yourself properly.

Thanks for listening...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:47:37 2013 No.11522495 >>11522456 Nah, there's always someone, dude.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:48:36 2013 No.11522502

>>11522471
You don't because this is what those normies actually believe. Same with girls. I read that they don't date anyone who hasn't had a girlfriend for over 6 months in a women's magazine (I was reading it to see what disgusting trash they faceroll onto their monitors and call it an article).

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:48:36 2013 No.11522503 >>11522500 What the hell am I supposed to talk about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:48:36 2013 No.11522504 >>11522495 That's hard to believe....

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:49:07 2013 No.11522513 >>11522492 do it jackass, don't waste this opportunity

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:49:21 2013 No.11522507 >>11522430 >I'm sure you already know who I'm talking about who?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:49:21 2013 No.11522509 >>11522503 Touhou

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:49:21 2013 No.11522511 >>11522492 Would me going first make it easier for you?

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:49:21 2013 No.11522512

I downloaded aol instant messenger and signed in and the last friend I had was online. I left it online hoping he would say something to me but he never did and I closed it.

I wonder what he thought when the little box popped up and said I signed in for the first time in over a year. I mean I went to highschool with the guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:50:21 2013 No.11522514 >>11522512 He was having sex with his gf at the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:50:21 2013 No.11522515 >>11522509 Funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:50:52 2013 No.11522518 >>11522509 I can't think of anything more boring than Touhou

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:51:07 2013 No.11522525 >>11522507 Just lurk for a bit. It's not that hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:51:37 2013 No.11522519 >>11522511 Considerably. I was just too embarrassed to ask.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:51:37 2013 No.11522520 File: 1.75 MB, 320x180, 1340300383429.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522509 I have a feeling that won't end well..

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:51:37 2013 No.11522521 >>11522518 Yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:51:37 2013 No.11522523 >>11522514 If he is anything like the guy I remember that is impossible. I think I was able to get along with him so well because he was the only person around that behaved more autistically than I did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:52:52 2013 No.11522528 >>11522525 You better tell me right now or I'll contact moot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:52:52 2013 No.11522529 >>11522523 He grew up. People change.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:53:07 2013 No.11522535 >>11522521 lol.............. tru

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:54:36 2013 No.11522540 Anyone still use Omegle to talk to /jp/sies?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:55:22 2013 No.11522543 >>11522519

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:55:22 2013 No.11522544 File: 188 KB, 1024x768, 1378756254969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522520 /r/'ing sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:55:22 2013 No.11522545 >>11522540 keyword: /jp/ see you there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:55:51 2013 No.11522546 >>11522540 no 1v1 conversations please

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:55:51 2013 No.11522547 I need a new friend, I'm getting bored of my current one. Anyone want to be my new friend?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:56:21 2013 No.11522551 >>11522547 I will be your new friend as long as you don't dispose of me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:56:52 2013 No.11522555 >>11522551 From now on you are now my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:57:37 2013 No.11522559 >>11522546 1v1 me fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:58:22 2013 No.11522563 >>11522555 Well I'm already bored of you so I'm going to find new friends, good bye my friend, we went through a lot of good times together and shared many memories, but I'm too bored of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:58:36 2013 No.11522565 >>11522563 The feeling is mutual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:59:06 2013 No.11522576 >>11522563 >>11522565 My crossboarder sense is tingling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:59:37 2013 No.11522571 >>11522559 n.. nooo I can't handle the pressure Even in real life I'm better with talking to a room of people than just one

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 02:59:52 2013 No.11522575 >>11522571 I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND FUCK YOUR CORPSE

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:00:37 2013 No.11522579 File: 162 KB, 851x646, omegle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't even talk to another /jp/sie 1-on-1, so I'll just watch you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:01:07 2013 No.11522581 >>11522576 Please don't abuse the crossboarder meme :P

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:01:22 2013 No.11522582 >>11522576 Calm down lad, friendship is universal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:01:36 2013 No.11522583 File: 1.21 MB, 1200x1600, 1380265328165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I was going to meet someone from /jp/ then I want both of us to make a plot to screw my cousin. She's hot as fuck and I wanted to screw her ever since I was 16.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:02:22 2013 No.11522586 >>11522579 Please stop. I am scared.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:02:22 2013 No.11522587 >>11522458 >3) Don't be friends with someone who doesn't have friends How are they going to have friends then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:02:52 2013 No.11522591 where's the /jp/sie map anyone up for a Drive

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:02:52 2013 No.11522592 >>11522586 I'm trying

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:03:52 2013 No.11522597 >>11522579 Is that a VM or do you actually use that piece of shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:03:52 2013 No.11522598 >>11522591 /pol/ nuked it last I checked in like August

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:04:36 2013 No.11522601 >>11522597 It is a VM.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:06:06 2013 No.11522606 File: 64 KB, 307x264, 1350792606963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >make friend >it's a girl >she introduces me to her boyfriend that feel

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:06:07 2013 No.11522607 >>11522606 what's it like having a friend?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:06:07 2013 No.11522608 >>11522591 I would like to Drive with a /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:07:06 2013 No.11522613 >>11522610 What's wrong with girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:07:21 2013 No.11522609 https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592 please be my friend

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:07:21 2013 No.11522610 >>11522606 I'd stop talking to them the instant I realized they were a girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:08:07 2013 No.11522616 >>11522613 They're attention whores. Every single one of them, without exception.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:09:06 2013 No.11522619 >>11522616 You're the one looking to for an interpersonal relationship, attentionwhore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:09:06 2013 No.11522620 >>11522616 Sometimes I wish my friend would confess that he's actually a girl and is in love with me Then I would lie and say I was a girl too

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:09:51 2013 No.11522617 >>11522616 No they aren't. I'd know because I'm friends with one who isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:14:36 2013 No.11522623 File: 132 KB, 480x800, 9d6597d7718c57db86f5c5bd84e9f759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522620 So much traps here today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:14:51 2013 No.11522624 >>11522620 I wish my friend would turn into a girl so I could fuck him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:15:22 2013 No.11522625 File: 64 KB, 408x415, 1820928_20130728090642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522396 cool more pics like these

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:15:22 2013 No.11522626 >>11522613 She can't give you anything a male friend could besides sex, and if you're not the one fucking her, then what's the point?

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:15:22 2013 No.11522627

>>11522613
Not that guy but I'm scared of all the pressure that comes with it.

I don't want to be a white knight but I can't help but feel it happen. Its part of being male, its written into our brains. When a girl speaks, we listen- it can't be helped and I hate it.

Whenever a girl tries speaking to me online or off I leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:15:37 2013 No.11522628 File: 288 KB, 850x726, 1337000685739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being friends with /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:16:07 2013 No.11522633 >>11522504 He's right, there's always someone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:16:22 2013 No.11522629 >>11522620 I confessed to my friend I love him but didn't lie saying I was a girl, he deleted me afterwards. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:17:07 2013 No.11522636 >>11522625 Woah dude, you were told once before that image was too kawaii. You should really be more careful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:17:51 2013 No.11522635 >>11522629 That's why you never confess. Bottle up your emotions until you become a bitter husk of a man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:18:06 2013 No.11522640 >pretend to be a guy and talk about how i jerk off to tits and ass, how i wish i were a girl and how I know what being kicked in the balls feels like >nobody is the wiser Being a guy is easier than I thought!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:18:37 2013 No.11522638 i'd add you guys on steam but i have real life friends too lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:19:06 2013 No.11522642 >>11522638 thats fine I don't have video game facebook

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:19:52 2013 No.11522641 >>11522629 What did you expect to happen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:20:06 2013 No.11522646 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5p3AfFftwE

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:20:37 2013 No.11522645 >>11522641 I've been holding it in for 5 years, might as well try.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:21:06 2013 No.11522649 File: 214 KB, 547x729, 3bbd49af436aeed23e9906e7d9240736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522640 That's because you are a guy and you're not tricking anyone. >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:21:36 2013 No.11522648 >>11522606 I met a girl recently who was kind of interesting to talk to, but she had a boyfriend and said I reminded her of him. Why does it have to be as gay as this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:23:22 2013 No.11522654 >>11522649 Be nice to lgbt faggots

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:24:00 2013 No.11522658

>>11522648
You could have fucked her then came in her pussy
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE DOING THE NTR
Disclaimer:Please don't stone me for mentioning sex related things which can be considered normal, for my own safety I will say that I'm not normal and fully apologize for what I wrote.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:24:21 2013 No.11522657 File: 18 KB, 261x355, 5a67981a4741eef32bf7d6de997686df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522649 That's exactly what I want you to think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:25:14 2013 No.11522660 >>11522649 >>11522657 Do you think there are any girls that pretend to be traps?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:25:45 2013 No.11522662 >>11522645 He deletes you after 5 years of friendship?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:26:14 2013 No.11522663 >>11522660 Girls can't go 10 minutes without talking about their gender so that's impossible

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:26:45 2013 No.11522664 >>11522662 He goes to /pol/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:27:14 2013 No.11522673 >>11522668 /pol/ hasn't even been around half that time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:27:15 2013 No.11522667 >>11522662 He's probably frustrated because he married some shitty broad when he could have been fucking his best internet friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:27:29 2013 No.11522668 >>11522664 You fell in love with someone from /pol/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:27:45 2013 No.11522669 >>11522658 >reminds her of her boyfriend. That's not how NTR would work, unless he reminds her of an old boyfriend or of her boyfriend before she realized he was a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:27:59 2013 No.11522672 >>11522663 shut up

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:28:59 2013 No.11522674 File: 106 KB, 724x844, 1374339248870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522668 /jp/s are very clingy. A /jp/ could probably love the most disgusting people for just a bit of a affection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:29:30 2013 No.11522676 >>11522668 I can't help it >>11522673 He didn't start going to /pol/ 5 years ago you dingus

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:30:30 2013 No.11522679 >>11522676 I suppose it can't be helped. Have you tried talking to him since then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:30:30 2013 No.11522680 File: 324 KB, 823x1200, 1347779506479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any cute girls posting right now? Lets be friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:30:45 2013 No.11522681 >>11522676 Do you still track his internet presence and lust after him from afar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:31:30 2013 No.11522683 >>11522679 I did but he just got angry and removed me again >>11522681 Y-Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:33:15 2013 No.11522685 >>11522683 What's there to get mad about? Then again he is from /pol/ so I guess there's that. You sound like a nice person though.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:33:30 2013 No.11522686
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>>11522654
Fucking can't find the screencap of someone from /lgbt/ that got a guy in prison because she got drunk and had sex and blamed him for smacking her because she said she was lesbo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:34:59 2013 No.11522688 File: 109 KB, 810x810, 1325066613657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a friend right now but when I think about getting another friend I feel like I'm cheating on the first one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:35:44 2013 No.11522691 >>11522680 I would be your friend but Hori sticks are old and busted

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:36:44 2013 No.11522694 >>11522688 Stop hogging all the friends asshole!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:36:44 2013 No.11522695 >>11522691 Are you a hot gamer girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:37:00 2013 No.11522700 >>11522466 That's the joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:37:15 2013 No.11522696 File: 575 KB, 1920x1080, 1378050450953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522688 ntr master race captha: tongs isholiq

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:37:15 2013 No.11522697 The story of me and Shamwow... who should be a fucking legend here, but he isn't because this place sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:37:29 2013 No.11522698 >>11522685 He just got mad about it calling me a faggot and telling me to go away, I don't really care anymore though I'll go cry now.

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sun Oct 13 03:37:29 2013 No.11522699 All my town has are /a/s and /g/s, no /jp/s.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:38:14 2013 No.11522701 File: 158 KB, 600x600, 1351209548232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522688 It's just being friends. I'm sure he will understand if you set enough time aside for him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:38:30 2013 No.11522704 >>11522697 You mean the guy who got in jail for beating a prostitute?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:39:30 2013 No.11522705 File: 22 KB, 1064x326, 1378401196496.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522654 >>11522686 Here it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:39:30 2013 No.11522706 >>11522701 But I'll only want to do things with the more interesting friend of the two! I can't juggle two friends at once...!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:39:45 2013 No.11522707 >>11522698 Don't cry anon. I'd like to help you but I guess there isn't really anything I can do. You'll find someone worthy of your love

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:41:29 2013 No.11522712 >>11522705 what the fuck man what are the replies I swear to fuckign god

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:41:59 2013 No.11522714 >>11522704 He always posted using the name "Shameimaru Aya Is My Girlfriend".

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:42:30 2013 No.11522717 >>11522712 I didn't screencap it.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:43:44 2013 No.11522719
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>>11522706
Are there certain things you like to do but he doesn't?

Then that is why you might want another friend!

Unless there aren't anything you don't like to do with each other. Then I hope you will be very happy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:45:15 2013 No.11522722 >>11522706 Don't listen to people, listen to your heart. Your feelings aren't lying to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:48:44 2013 No.11522730 >>11522705 lol fake

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:50:30 2013 No.11522733 >>11522297 are you the guy that got banned from /jp/ chat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:51:15 2013 No.11522735 File: 737 KB, 900x900, 0242a75238d52de9efea643eff8a51c1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522730 Really?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:52:44 2013 No.11522738 >>11522705 even lesbians are fucking bitches

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:55:30 2013 No.11522740 >>11522688 Same here. I always feel bad when trying to meet new people when I'm still talking to some, even though we don't really talk much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:56:14 2013 No.11522743 >>11522733 No, tell me about him

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:56:29 2013 No.11522744 File: 1 KB, 97x32, friends.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522090 almost sounds like my steam account

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 03:57:14 2013 No.11522748
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>>11522738
I'm not sure if it's just general sadism, but I'd like to screw lesbians just so they'll be like "omg a guy is screwing me" and they'll be psychologically scarred.. or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:05:01 2013 No.11522757 You guys are in luck, I have the perfect friend just for you http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993818142

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:09:16 2013 No.11522763 >>11522757 It's naz, right? It's naz.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:11:46 2013 No.11522765 >>11522748 Stop giving this faggot so much attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:13:32 2013 No.11522770 >>11522698 please don't cry anon, that was just a bad person and you shouldn't feel bad about him

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:13:32 2013 No.11522771 >>11522757 Stop giving this faggot so much attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:26:16 2013 No.11522773 Does anyone want to be my friend?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:27:31 2013 No.11522774 >>11522773 Will you be my boyfriend?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:28:31 2013 No.11522776 >>11522773 That depends. Which touhou would you fuck?

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:29:16 2013 No.11522779
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This is a throw-away email.

I have a malleable personality.

I am mildly interested in having a /jp/ friend who will talk to me about /jp/ stuff and other things that are mutually enjoyable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:29:46 2013 No.11522780 >>11522748 Hey, I hate women in general but there's no need to be that cruel!

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:30:17 2013 No.11522781

I realized, after talking to a handful of /jp/sies, that I have nothing in common with them other than liking Touhou, taking it easy, and shitposting. And if I'm lucky lolis. After a week or two we have nothing more to talk about. Sometimes they just stop messaging me and sometimes I just stop messaging them. Though I feel really bad about it, it's hard to tell the person to stop talking about what he likes so much. Recently I started chatting with one guy who is so emotionless and blunt in our conversations that it's hard to talk to him.

Nowadays I'm just too scared to try again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:31:47 2013 No.11522784 >>11522773 I do not email gmail users. Please switch to a freedom respecting email service.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:31:47 2013 No.11522785 File: 163 KB, 1148x1244, 1380491926940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522776 Marisa >>11522774 Only if you're Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:32:01 2013 No.11522789 >>11522785 I can pretend to be Marisa for you...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:32:01 2013 No.11522790 >>11522785 You have boring taste in touhous. We can't be friends, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:33:01 2013 No.11522793 What's that one map that has a bunch of /jp/sies and their location?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:33:46 2013 No.11522792 >>11522784 Such as?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:36:47 2013 No.11522800 File: 189 KB, 600x900, 091e8af711910ea3e058cc4e20d1017a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522790 I'm sorry that I don't want to stick my dick in a radioactive bird girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:39:31 2013 No.11522803 >>11522800 Okuu's 3rd leg is so much awesomer than your dick though...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:40:01 2013 No.11522807 >>11522705 This scares me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:41:32 2013 No.11522808 >>11522278 I'm glad somebody gets it.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:41:32 2013 No.11522809
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If people have over three friends in their friends list then they're usually going to be disgusting normies. If they have ever 8 friends then it's guaranteed.

I have 0 friends in my friends list. I am pure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:42:01 2013 No.11522818 >>11522789 How good is your Marisa impression?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:42:16 2013 No.11522811 >>11522771 Aren't you being a bit pathetic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:42:31 2013 No.11522813 >>11522809 Add me, so that we can get married.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:43:01 2013 No.11522823 >>11522818 I can suck dick well, and steal things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:43:17 2013 No.11522819 >>11522809 Me too, and I will only be friends if the other person has 0 friends as well. Not you though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:43:32 2013 No.11522820 >>11522818 I'm stealing your heart, da ze.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:44:02 2013 No.11522825 >>11522820 Pretty good, if you're asking me. >>11522823 This one reeks of secondary, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:44:46 2013 No.11522824 >>11522809 I have three friends in my friends list. Do you want to be number four?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:45:31 2013 No.11522829 >>11522825 Marisa is a canon slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:45:46 2013 No.11522832 >>11522809 >>11522813 >>11522819 Why do you even have Steam accounts? Steam is non-free DRM software and a social network.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:46:47 2013 No.11522833 >>11522832 Some games are exclusive to steam.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:47:02 2013 No.11522841 >>11522793 Nevermind I found it. It's pretty unusable now, though... https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:47:17 2013 No.11522837 >>11522820 >>11522823 I'd be fine with having you two as friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:47:31 2013 No.11522839 >>11522832 Just like your mum

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:49:31 2013 No.11522845 >>11522837 I'm only good at giving blowjobs though and not stealing, sorry I lied.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:50:16 2013 No.11522849 >>11522845 It's ok, you're half way there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:50:46 2013 No.11522850 >>11522849 Are you going to teach me how to steal things and say da ze at the end of every sentence?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:50:46 2013 No.11522851 >>11522784 I can't run my own email server just for emailing my /jp/ homies, homie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:51:16 2013 No.11522853 >>11522832 >Steam is non-free DRM software I'm not autistic so this doesn't bother me >and a social network I only talk to 3 people on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:51:46 2013 No.11522856 I think I'm friends with the person OP is talking about. They told me something that sounded similar, with a few details OP forgot to include.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:52:47 2013 No.11522857 >>11522856 >with a few details OP forgot to include. Did he send him lewd pictures? Are those the details?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:53:47 2013 No.11522858 File: 1.17 MB, 1000x1200, 1379379686795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522850 Let's just say that I'll be the Mima to your Marisa. I mean, if Marisa wanted to suck Mima's ghost dick, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:53:47 2013 No.11522859 >>11522841 What the fuck is that? It seems like there's someone from every country. I refuse to believe that's true, there can't be that many people on /jp/. There's even someone from my city, and I live in a slavshit country.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:54:32 2013 No.11522862 >>11522858 It ain't gonna be cheap buddy. da fucking ze.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:55:01 2013 No.11522867 File: 138 KB, 850x899, sample-303032e3b6cad547fefef04b6769f02c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I only talk to people who avatar-fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:55:17 2013 No.11522863 >>11522494 Number 10 is the best advice. Also, don't be discouraged if you are always the one to initiate the conversation.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:55:47 2013 No.11522865

I think it's disgusting when people have a lot of friends. It's like a form of NTR.

Everyone should have one friend that they care about a lot but that's it. Think about how that friend feels when you're not talking to him and he knows that you're talking to maybe as many as 4 or 5 different friends at one time.

It's just disgusting. You multi-friend perverts just need to stop being so loose and selfish. Think about how your actions hurt other people

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:55:47 2013 No.11522866 >>11522859 I wish there was a /jp/sie from wisconsin it's so quiet and lonely here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:56:01 2013 No.11522873 >>11522865 Trust is a part of friendship.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:56:46 2013 No.11522869
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Online relationships can be tough and they usually degenerate into something dull and boring. I met someone from 4chan and we became extremely close, we even joked about meeting some day and what it'd be like (even exchanged pictures!), he didn't live so far, just a 2-hour flight distance. Eventually we were running out of things to talk about. I believe true friendship can only be fully realized when people know each other in person

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:56:46 2013 No.11522870 Post their profile so I can bully them

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:57:17 2013 No.11522874 File: 91 KB, 344x305, 20d88d150228dbbeb1ca4e90f6d04ee5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522867 I'm going to avatarfag as your mum pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:57:17 2013 No.11522875 >>11522862 Oh man, making me spend a ton of money, and adding da ze at the end of that sentence. You are a natural.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 04:59:20 2013 No.11522875,1 But I didn't even get to make a new friend yet...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 05:00:36 2013 No.11522875,2 >>11522875,1 Warosu is the last place you want to look for a friend

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 05:04:48 2013 No.11522875,3 >>11522875,2 Making friends is hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 05:11:41 2013 No.11522875,4 >>11522875,3 I think I know a thing or two about not having friends, okay buddy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 05:28:27 2013 No.11522875,5 >>11522875,4 Okay, I'm sorry.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 06:03:01 2013 No.11522875,6 [INTERNAL]

I hate having friends because it's really stressful and annoying but I feel bad if I deny friend requests. Whenever one of my friends has been offline for more than 3 days I use it as a chance to remove them hoping they won't ever notice. I finally got all of my friends lists back down to 0 recently.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 07:27:06 2013 No.11522875,7 People from /jp/ suck. They're almost always <21 and have serious mental health issues. The only person worth adding to friends on Steam is Trevor

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 07:47:13 2013 No.11522875,8 So, anyone meet someone from this thread? How did it go? I really hope at least one person has found a person they like through this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 08:04:09 2013 No.11522875,9 I have trevshit's p)on nu

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 09:41:02 2013 No.11522875,10 >>11522875,8 I met a french guy, he's pretty friendly, but my internet isn't that great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 11:40:30 2013 No.11522875,11 >>11522875,7 replying to call you a retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 11:58:01 2013 No.11522875,12 >>11522875,11 stfu mad because trevor refused your friend request? lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 11:58:08 2013 No.11522875,13 How the shit did this thread survive so long? Where did these people all come from? Go use /v/ if you want to get past the 200+ normienet friends milestone, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 12:11:12 2013 No.11522875,14 >>11522875,2 I make a really good friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 13:02:17 2013 No.11522875,15 >>11522875,13 Janny was out partying with his bros.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:05:38 2013 No.11522875,16 >>11522875,15 I think the janny and his bros joined in for this thread, otherwise where did all these normals come from?

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:07:14 2013 No.11522875,17 [INTERNAL]

>>11522875,10
Wait, what does your internet have to do with anything?

Either way, I added a couple of people from this thread, and the only thing I could think of while talking to them is "How did the hell did these people find /jp/?"

Seriously. I'm not a NEET elitist or anything, but those people were either uber-normies, or crossies.
Or at least acted like crossies. I wasn't expecting much, but still.

Does everyone use smilies and "haha" outside of /jp/ and generally write like they're posting comments to fucking YouTube? Fuck!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:09:56 2013 No.11522875,18 >>11522875,17 No, and you can find the people that don't, but it really is a pain in the ass to wade through the undesirables. It became a lot harder somewhere mid-late '12 for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:13:20 2013 No.11522875,19 >>11522875,17 No one responded to my emails. Could you post some contact info please?

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:21:51 2013 No.11522875,20 [INTERNAL]

>>11522875,19
I think you're trying to trick me into giving out my email so you can figure out whether you're the person I'm talking about in my post.

If you are serious and meet the criteria described in my post above, email me at the email provided in the email field.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:22:05 2013 No.11522875,21 >>11522875,19

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:23:01 2013 No.11522875,22 >>11522875,17 How could these people find our secret website? It's not like it's in plain view on 4chan or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:24:22 2013 No.11522875,23 >>11522875,17 What do you prefer other than "haha"? It better not be the autist "heh".

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:26:58 2013 No.11522875,24 >>11522875,23 I only use things like "haha" when I chat with someone that I've pegged as a normie. With the couple decent /jp/sies I've contacted over the years, things like indicating you've laughed aren't usually necessary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:27:42 2013 No.11522875,25 >>11522875,24 It's necessary if you don't want to be perceived as a boring robot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:28:18 2013 No.11522875,26 >Would you date a /jp/er? >It depends. I like someone on Tumblr already though…

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:29:22 2013 No.11522875,27 [INTERNAL]

>>11522875,23
Well, uh, how about just not saying it at all? It's like saying "What do you prefer to eating shit?"

Maybe it's news to you, but there are other, better ways to convey emotions through text than smileys.

Even something like "That's funny" would work better.

I'm still waiting for that email of yours, >>11522875,19, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:30:31 2013 No.11522875,28 >>11522875,27 You know that makes you sound insincere and sarcastic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:31:05 2013 No.11522875,29 >>11522875,27 I suffer from anxiety, and it takes me a long time to compose emails. Please be patient.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:44:29 2013 No.11522875,30 >>11522875,27 haha :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:47:38 2013 No.11522875,31 >>11522875,29 I don't care, I'm just using it to exchange emails in private without posting it here. Just send me a blank email, and I'll reply from my proper email account. Then you'll be able to take as much time as you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:52:23 2013 No.11522875,32 >>11522875,31 Okay, just hold on a minute

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 14:53:09 2013 No.11522875,33 Are you guys seriously using email in 2013? You know you can just use skype?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 15:04:50 2013 No.11522875,34 aol says jaypeemail at aim dot com doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 15:15:09 2013 No.11522875,35 >>11522875,33 Sorry, I don't feel comfortable sharing my IP along with my location with whoever the fuck I happen to be chatting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 15:23:17 2013 No.11522875,36 Did you get my email?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 15:29:23 2013 No.11522875,37 >>11522875,35 They added a setting that fixes that in 6.5, dude. What's your excuse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 15:36:15 2013 No.11522875,38 >>11522875,34 Oh, oops.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 22:13:58 2013 No.11522875,39 Please respond.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 23:19:10 2013 No.11522875,40 I've sent you another email. please respong

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 00:19:06 2013 No.11522875,41 https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592 add me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 00:23:44 2013 No.11522875,42 >>11522875,39 >>11522875,40 What email are you sending your messages to?

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