Why are Japanese bad programmers?

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Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:10:00 No.11521149 [DELETED]

Why are Japanese bad programmers?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:12:15 No.11521154 They can't see shit with their slant eyes

>>	>le pedophile sage Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:12:45 No.11521155 le ruby is slooooow xD

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:15:44 No.11521162 why does he have a spoiler image on his shelf

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:27:45 No.11521190 >>11521162 He's hiding something lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:32:29 No.11521197 2ch is reporting that ZUN has end-stage liver cancer ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:35:02 No.11521204 >>11521197 [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:36:47 No.11521207 >>11521149 This is why. http://www.gwern.net/The%20Melancholy%20of%20Subculture%20Society#japan-and-the-internet They are technologically old fashioned.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:40:48 No.11521225 >>11521207 Do they wear fedoras and listen to vinyl records?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:45:48 No.11521248 Because they drink too much while working.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:45:48 No.11521249
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>>11521225

If anything, listening to vinyl is one indicator that you are a superior programmer and stand at the forefront when it comes to consuming the latest in fashionable tech

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:49:33 No.11521260 >>11521249 But the fidelity of vinyl can be duplicated 100% precisely in digital form. Are you also one of those nerds who thinks film > digital (because there's no color depth above 8 bits per channel am i right)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:50:18 No.11521263 so sick of this nerd shit in /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:54:47 No.11521275 >>11521260 The only type of retro-technological zealotism with any validity is CRT monitors. CRT monitors actually are better, in terms of their display capabilities, than LCD and plasma displays. They're just big and also slightly irradiate you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:55:48 No.11521281 >>11521275 Yea but no CRT can display a 1920x1200 resolution.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:58:47 No.11521289

>>11521260
He said FASHIONABLE tech. Nothing about practicality.

I'm fully aware that my pittance of a vinyl collection is inconvenient and impractical. The whole point is to buy music in a format that advertises and validates my own sense of valuable social status.

Also, some bands are absolute dicks and record vinyl only releases.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:59:03 No.11521294

japs are elitists, they consider themselves above such menial tasks such as programming but they'll spend hours redesigning jrpghero's DLC alternate sidemission outfits.

It's all there in their history they're self proclaiimed princes of asia, sequestered to nippon when china got tired of their cheese, then in fuedal times the most elite of the elites refused to do things like farming so they made up a caste system and hired samurai to brutally slay peasants who stood upright for too long, and that's why everyone there bows.

Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 21:59:33 No.11521292

>>11521281
The ultra high end ones could, they were like 10,000 bucks brand new...but they had that resolution.

You can get a "full HD" CRT monitor off of eBay or whatever for about ~1000 bucks today. Definitely worth it if you want superior picture quality.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:00:48 No.11521297 >>11521289 Wearing fedoras however is to be discouraged. Just buy some skinny jeans and a leather jacket you nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:01:33 No.11521299 File: 739 KB, 1280x720, girl opening door slightly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11521294 >As a non-Japanese person, here is my opinion on the nuances of Japanese culture and national opinion! I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:01:33 No.11521300 >>11521294 huh, intersting

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:02:33 No.11521304 File: 183 KB, 522x610, 1361996265012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11521299 Fucking confused because that's not what that guy said wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:03:34 No.11521307 Are programming languages all in english?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:04:03 No.11521312 File: 53 KB, 475x408, FUCK YOU IT'S CANCELLED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11521149 Phil Fish please go.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:04:04 No.11521309 >>11521307 No

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:12:33 No.11521340 because asians are bad at creative thinking and can only copy superior western innovations

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:13:33 No.11521343 >>11521340 this is what pale barbarians believe

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:26:51 No.11521383 >>11521155 scripting codes are all slow... they're just easier to mod and alter

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:43:37 No.11521457 >>11521281 What? A lot of CRTs could display 1920x1200. Hell, find me a better monitor, CRT or not, than a Sony FW900. You can't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:54:09 No.11521500 File: 294 KB, 850x1018, 837289121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11521340 >asians Implying Nihons are in the same category as dirty Mongols and Subhuman Coreans. Protip:Not everything asian is japanese

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:57:23 No.11521514 >>11521197 Awesome, does that mean that the /jp/ circlejerking threads will cease?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 22:59:23 No.11521519 >>11521500 Agreed. Japanese are technically white.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 23:01:08 No.11521527 File: 149 KB, 553x576, 1351922278684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11521519 That doesn't make any fucking sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 23:21:52 No.11521612 >>11521207 I've encountered several people on 4chan who also read gwern's stuff. Neat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 23:31:55 No.11521653 >>11521500 They are. Protip: Japanese is a mix of Yayoi (old Korean) and Jomon (Ainu)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 23:33:55 No.11521663 >>11521309 Yes they are. Unless you mean shit like Brainfuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 23:34:24 No.11521665 japan isn't infected with american buzzword business, so they don't have modern forward-thinking pro-active modular go-getter "paradigms" that supposedly represent good programming

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 23:37:10 No.11521676 >>11521663 There's plenty of non-english programming languages. They're not as popular, but they exist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-English-based_programming_languages

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 23:39:11 No.11521694 >>11521207 >mediums Stopped reading there. How can anyone have a valid opinion in any field whatsoever when they don't know that the plural of medium is media?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 12, 2013 23:40:41 No.11521699 >>11521694 Your loss.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 00:23:12 No.11521917 >>11521694 you are just excusing yourself because you dont wanna read

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 00:35:15 No.11521950 >>11521653 But Koreans are just a bunch of older Chinese folk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 00:40:31 No.11521965 >>11521694 Actually, "mediums" has started to be acceptable and gets used in a lot of the more recent media studies related publications that I've read. I don't really like it, but it can be used like that.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 00:43:45 No.11521976
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>>11521676
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-English-based_programming_languages

> • Himawari, ひまわり – A Japanese programming language.[11] It is used for hobby and business applications.

/jp/ approved!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 01:08:04 No.11522071 >>11521149 cause japan only needs computers for erotic games, there was a thread about this a /g/ a while back

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 01:33:37 No.11522186 >>11521197 And yet he was drinking beer on con. I very much doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 01:39:21 No.11522207 >>11521653 Then i guess every European language is the same because they all derive from Latin. Despite having various different cultures and customs. Protips: Everyone's African.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 01:46:52 No.11522243 >>11522207 >Then i guess every European language is the same because they all derive from Latin. Despite having various different cultures and customs. Not really. >Everyone's African. Not really.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 01:54:07 No.11522279
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>>11522243
Alright so i guess Korean and Chinese are pretty much the same as Japanese. Thanks for clearing this up.
And i always thought Korean dramas and Chinese culture threads were off topic.

Who would have figured they had so much to do with Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 01:56:21 No.11522286 >>11522207 >they all derive from Latin This isn't true though.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:00:52 No.11522303

>>11522286
True enough for most though. its kinda like saying German culture is similar to Romanian culture because they're so close to each other; same goes for Japanese,Korean, Chinese, ect...

Different Country, Different Language, Different Culture. They're not the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:01:06 No.11522307 >>11522279 Not all European languages are derived from Latin (English for example). Not all humans came from Africa.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:01:52 No.11522306

I hate how is some threads people jerk themselves to death (figuratively) over this faggot from the OP.

He's a mediocre programmer, a shitty artist, and calling him a musician would be a stretch. As much as some 14-year old kid in his bedroom dicking around in FL studio.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:07:06 No.11522333 >>11522303 The only European languages which you could say derived from Latin are the Romance languages. Loan words != Derived I get your overall point but that particular statement is extremely wrong.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:07:22 No.11522331
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>>11521297
Discouraging wearing silly hats? Do you know where you are, nigga?

>>11521965
Is that a testament to the word's acceptance, or to the publications' quality?

>>11522306
Is that jealousy I smell?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:09:52 No.11522339 File: 465 KB, 743x847, 1371310030870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522306 I'd love to see you do any better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:14:06 No.11522357 >>11522339 ebin reaction image, /a/ro!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:19:08 No.11522371 File: 53 KB, 400x400, 093822881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522357 That was actually from the Asuka spammer. Also thanks for pointlessly bumping the thread mate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:43:21 No.11522470 Because programming is a fucking boring job. And Japanse people don't like that sort of labor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:44:36 No.11522475 >>11522339 This is always the worst defense

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:53:07 No.11522534 >>11521653 Does anybody have the comparative pic? The yayoi girl was pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:58:51 No.11522567 File: 84 KB, 600x800, img4069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522534 Few seconds in google. And yeah I'd smash that yayoi girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 02:59:52 No.11522573 >>11522567 That's weird. Those are the girls I remember, but I thought they were in a very different position. Thanks anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 03:01:52 No.11522585 File: 128 KB, 640x468, 34735643_83ce6f9f5a_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522573 It was some kind of weird photoshoot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 03:26:00 No.11522666 >>11522567 >>11522585 Hello female Infiltration

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 13, 2013 03:30:15 No.11522678 File: 10 KB, 206x313, 1346268893957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11522666

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