/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Who SOCIAL ANXIETY here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518924
I do it run in my family,only my elder brother and my mother don't freeze up in stupid random situations.

[Anonymous No.]

prob you lol

[Anonymous No.]

me

i work as a door to door salesman now. people feel really bad for me because i never finish the sale pitch or maintain eye contant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518924
Not so much anymore, once you realize everyones an idiot/full of shit anxiety doesn't even exist anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I have risen above social anxiety.

I am otaku.
I am calm as the wind.
I am the wind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518931
Would you freeze up if I slapped your ass on the street?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518955
>everyones an idiot/full of shit
Apart from you, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE BULLIES
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS
YOU'RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH, MISTER, I'LL MAKE AN OTAKU OUT OF YOU

TRANQUIL AS A FOREST, BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN
YOU'RE A SPINELESS, PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE.
SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE AN OTAKU OUT OF YOU

TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US UNTIL THE BULLIES ARRIVE
HEED MY EVERY ORDER AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE
YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR, SO PACK UP, GO HOME, YOU'RE THROUGH.
HOW COULD I MAKE AN OTAKU OUT OF YOU

WE ARE OTAKU
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER
WE ARE OTAKU
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
WE ARE OTAKU
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
WE ARE OTAKU

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518981
>DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

Henry the 8th is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518962

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518955
I think that most people are smarter and more talented than I am.

I'm stupid, bad at video games, can't study for more than an hour at a time, and I spend entire days on the computer. I wish I could experience games through the mind of somebody who actually has intelligence, they would probably be a lot more fun.

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>>11518981

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518981

This one goes out to my girl King of /jp/

COME STOP YOUR CRYING, IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT
JUST TAKE MY HAND, HOLD IT TIGHT
I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE BULLIES
I WILL BE HERE, DON'T YOU CRY

FOR ONE SO CUTE YOU SEEM SO STRONG
MY ARMS WILL HOLD YOU, KEEP YOU SAFE AND WARM
THIS BOND BETWEEN US CAN'T BE BROKEN
I WILL BE HERE, DON'T YOU CRY

CAUSE YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART
YES, YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART
FROM THIS DAY ON
NOW AND FOREVER MORE

WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTAND THE WAY WE FEEL?
THEY JUST DON'T TRUST WHAT THEY CAN'T EXPLAIN
I KNOW WE'RE DIFFERENT, BUT DEEP INSIDE US WE'RE NOT THAT DIFFERENT AT ALL

AND YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART
YES, YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART
FROM THIS DAY ON
NOW AND FOREVER MORE

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the NEET thread?

Have you saluted the freedom bird yet today?

[Anonymous No.]

I do have it but when it happens I go into some kind of autopilot, copying how other people act. I start doing crazy things sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518981

BE A MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>11518924
Me. It's horrible. I constantly have paranoid delusions when I'm out in public, and I'm starting to think that I'll end up schizophrenic.

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>>11519020
> I wish I could experience games through the mind of somebody who actually has intelligence, they would probably be a lot more fun.
They're a lot less fun, I'd rather be ignorant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11519049
death to ameriKKKa

[Anonymous No.]

It's horrible but the drugs and my therapist (she's really kind, but i'll have to change soon) are easing it up, in some years i may normalize myself and get a job, i'll just have to get somethin to prove that i studied.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll show you the true meaning of anxiety

*pulls back foreskin*

[Anonymous No.]

jani went HAM on this thread yo