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I want to shoot my warm semen into Akari's 13-year-old vagina.

>> No.11515487

please don't plagiarize

>> No.11515491
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I want to Drive.

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>>11515491
I applied to a job as a "courier/driver" for a laboratory today. If I get the job I'll wear a scorpion jacket to work every single day. Then when people ask me who I am and why am I in their office I'll say "....I drive".

I really hope I get the job, I can truly become the driver.

>> No.11515503

>>11515491
>>11515501
so how is this drive thing related to jup culture?

>> No.11515505

>>11515501
don't forget to offer them toothpicks!

>> No.11515511

>>11515503
It is posted on /jp/. /jp/ is japan culture, so when you post something on /jp/ it becomes japan culture. And you have the right to post everything that is japan culture to /jp/.

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>>11515501
You know you could always ask Kojima for the original Drive jacket he bought.

>> No.11515513

>>11515511
but why was it posted on jup to begin with?

>> No.11515518

>>11515513
Because it is japan culture because it was posted on japan culture.

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