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>> No.11513499

Lots of what?

>> No.11513517
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Is this the pedoeroticism thread?

>> No.11513518

>>11513499
Check the filename.

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>>11513499
Mushrooms.

>> No.11513524

What about extra small and extra large ones?

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>>11513517

>> No.11513555

>>11513534
>she wants to fuck

>> No.11513811

>>11513534
pls dont rape the fairy

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>>11513499

>> No.11513821
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i want to hug Luna so badly

>> No.11513846

Star Saphire is best fairy.

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>>11513821
Me too.

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>> No.11513943

>>11513902
that'd be my reaction too.

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>> No.11513954

>>11513950
Does it really taste that good?

>> No.11513958

>>11513954
Ask your dad to help you out?
Or maybe /hm/ has some intelligence about it?

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Luna came here to suck on some dicks

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Why are fairies so sexual?

>> No.11514936

>>11514914
They have to be to in order to seduce men into mating with them.
Since there are no male fairies, it's the only way they can reproduce.

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>>11514936
All that human cum overflowing from their warm slimy little pussies

>> No.11514979

>>11514959
Dude, what is it with you and slimy pussies seriously...

>> No.11515045

>>11514936
Fairies are nature spirits. They're born from trees and stuff.

>> No.11515056 [DELETED] 

I work at an icecream store. I have for the past couple of years. About 4 years ago, a girl (about 8 or 9 years olds) walked into the store with her mother. "What can I get for you?" I asked the little girl. She then took out two crumpled dollars from her pocket. "Strawberry lemon flavor!" she said over-zealously. Her mother, though, was not happy. "Honey, you don't know what you want. She'll have double blueberry." What do I do? It was the little girl's money. Money that she had probably earned from her mother, but still her money. Well, I brought out a double blueberry, just like her mother demanded, even though it was the little girl's money. Yesterday, that little girl came back, now 12 or 13, and began yelling at me. She said, "I was only a little girl! How DARE you make me decide! I didn't know what I wanted! You don't care, though. All you wanted was money. You didn't care how you got it. I hope the cops lock you up for good."

In case you couldn't tell, I'm relating this story to pedophelia. Replace the money with her body. Replace icecream with intimacy. WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?! Kids can make decisions for themselves!

>> No.11515102 [DELETED] 

>>11515056
icecream = pedophilia

It all makes sense now.

>> No.11515118 [DELETED] 

>>11515056
>Kids can make decisions for themselves!
>I was only a little girl! How DARE you make me decide!

Isn't that a little contradictory?

>> No.11515127 [DELETED] 

>>11515056
I feel like this story made a few leaps in its logic but I approve of it all the same.

>> No.11515167 [DELETED] 

>>11515056
>impliying she can take decisions with 12 or 13 years

Kids can't consent until 18 or older, you pederast scum.

>> No.11515202 [DELETED] 

>>11515056

I work at an [intimacy] store. I have for the past couple of years. About 4 years ago, a girl (about 8 or 9 years olds) walked into the store with her mother. "What can I get for you?" I asked the little girl. She then took out [her body]. "[intimacy]!" she said over-zealously. Her mother, though, was not happy. "Honey, you don't know what you want. She'll have [other kind of intimacy]." What do I do? It was the little girl's [body]. [Body] that she had probably earned from her mother, but still her [body]. Well, I brought out a [intimacy], just like her mother demanded, even though it was the little girl's [body]. Yesterday, that little girl came back, now 12 or 13, and began yelling at me. She said, "I was only a little girl! How DARE you make me decide! I didn't know what I wanted! You don't care, though. All you wanted was money. You didn't care how you got it. I hope the cops lock you up for good."

>> No.11515212 [DELETED] 

>>11515202
>I brought out a [intimacy]

Splurged all over my keyboard right there.

>> No.11515218 [DELETED] 

>>11515167
Let me guess, you call yourself a loleecon, masturbate to jelly girl lolis and killing people in GTA isn't the same as wanting to do so in real life?
"lolicon" means just "pedophile" in japanese. you're still masturbating to little girls and pressing a buton isn't the smae as masturbating, meanwhile playing a game where you kill people can lead to killing people.

>> No.11515225 [DELETED] 

“Mom, I'd like a heroin ice cream!”
“You can't have a heroin ice cream, dear. It's harmful both physically and mentally, and you're not informed or streetwise enough to make those sorts of decisions for yourself. How about a strawberry ice cream instead?”

Meanwhile, on le interbutts:
“zOMG children are being discriminated against! It's so ageist that I can't stick my dick in a 7-year-old girl, even with her totally reliable and well-informed consent!”

>> No.11515251 [DELETED] 

>>11515167
>pederast
i dont think you know what that word means

>> No.11515257 [DELETED] 

>>11515218
>>11515251
I think he was being sarcastic.

>> No.11515262 [DELETED] 

>>11515202
You forgot about "All you wanted was money".

>> No.11515883

post the can we poke your dick one

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>>11514573
Have you been mischievous today?

>> No.11515902 [DELETED] 

>>11515167
Fuck off with your e/b/in implyin/g/ meme.

>> No.11516833

>>11515118
13 year olds are brainwashed.

>>11515225
Heroin can be harmful, but (non-penetrative)sex is different. It's only mentally harmful because society makes a big deal out of it. It shouldn't be such a big fucking deal. That anon is right.

Prove me wrong.

>> No.11516835 [DELETED] 

>>11516833
Cock is addictive.

>> No.11516844 [DELETED] 

>>11516835
you'd know!

>> No.11516860 [DELETED] 

>>11514979
/jp/ has been pretty damn lewd the past few days! I don't know why, anyone have any ideas?

>> No.11516865 [DELETED] 

>>11516835
Kids can control themselves!

>> No.11516867 [DELETED] 

>>11516835
I don't want to show her my cock, I just want to touch her naked body.

>> No.11516869 [DELETED] 

>>11516860
Goshdarnet.

>> No.11516873 [DELETED] 

>>11516867
If you get her hot and bothered, she will eventually set out on the quest for dicks.

>> No.11516878 [DELETED] 

>>11516873
According to normals, little girls can't become aroused.

>> No.11516883 [DELETED] 

When did you fall in love with innocence, /jp/?

>> No.11516884 [DELETED] 

>>11516878
That's the lie they tell to discourage pedophiles like you.

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/jp/ as father

>> No.11516893 [DELETED] 

>>11516891
Nothing is unnecessary as long as just one child is saved.

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>>11515883
Have this instead.

>> No.11516905 [DELETED] 

>>11516878
Well, according to normals, fictional girls are just fictional, unless they're underage in which case they're real.

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Why are they so fun to sexualize?

>> No.11516908

http://pururin.com/gallery/9640/perfectly-perpendicular.html

This is the best and funniest loli doujin I've ever read. Gomennasai has nothing on this guy.

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>>11516906
Every 2hu is fun to sexualize.

>> No.11516914

>>11516887
I don't get it

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What's wrong with Luna's onigiri-shaped mouth?

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Please don't harm the fairies.

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>>11516912
Yes, even this poisonous extremist is fun to sexualize. But why? Why is it so enjoyable?

>> No.11516927 [DELETED] 

>>11516893
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11516929 [DELETED] 

>>11516917
literally retarded

>> No.11516931

>>11516921
Because you are a shallow fuck. Touhous are MIDGETS. The body is not everything!

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There are many small youkai too

>> No.11516943

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>>11516931
That might be the case, but you could have said it more nicely. I will not be bullied just because of how cute and sex they are.

>> No.11516946

>>11516931
Oh boy here we go

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>>11516945
2small4me

>> No.11516953

>>11516945
Rumia is a cute child, not a midget! She is my only true love!

>> No.11516954

>>11516869
Doshgarnet.

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>> No.11516955 [DELETED] 

>>11516945
What do her toes smell like?

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>>11516957
Dat fuggin mouth

>> No.11516967 [DELETED] 

Do you like Anne Shirley, /jp/?

>> No.11516971 [DELETED] 

>>11516955
They're a little stinky but not gross. They would have a nice tang if you licked them.

>> No.11516982 [DELETED] 

>>11516971
Sounds legit. What does her hair smell like?

>> No.11517014 [DELETED] 

>>11515056
Did this story happen in America? because if so you forgot the part where the little girl was wearing heavy makeup already. Got pissed, and called her mom a slut.

>> No.11517074 [DELETED] 

>>11515056
The thing is that if he brought out the ice cream she ordered, she would have realized she didn't like it and complained about how terrible it tastes.

The same thing with sex.

>> No.11517100

>>11516962
Too bad this disease isn't cute in real life.

>> No.11517122

>>11517100
look at the mouth on this girl.
This is the type of mouth that fairy has.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3GbJrCcj0

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>>11516962

>> No.11517131

>>11517122
Is watching this video going to improve my life or just make me feel bad?

>> No.11517164

>>11517131
improve when you realize she doesnt have a disease, and its a regular mouth shape that occurs naturally on people, but since its drawn in anime it has some stylized traits like that one.

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>>11517100
cleft lip isnt a disease, and Luna's mouth doesn't actually look like that anyway.

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It's not just for fairies!

>> No.11517369 [DELETED] 

I nanny for a family with two girls ages 7 and 4. I love them both, but the 7 year old is starting to get in the back-talking and "I don't have to listen to you" stage. The other day I told her to come pick up her toys and she responded "HELLO I'm in the middle of playing this video game!!! Isn't that obvious??? Why are you so stupid??", so I put her in time-out. I've tried talking to her and telling her that I'm in charge and I'm her nanny so she has to listen to me, but she continues to be disrespectful. When I have her sit in time-outs (form of discipline used by both me and her parents), she has been mocking me and calling me names such as "stupid"' "ugly" "mean" etc. Both her parents and me have tried everything it seems and if we take one of her privileges away, she doesn't care and barely notices. Time-out does work for her and she does not like having to sit in the corner or wherever I happen to put her, but lately she has been mocking me while in time-out. Should I just ignore whatever she is saying to me when I put her in the time-out or should I make her sit longer? What should I do to get her to listen?

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>>11513911

>> No.11517631

>>11517204
Do you think that whoever turned Remi and Flan into vampires did ... lewder things to them as well?

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>>11517631
Touched as hell

Maybe Sakuya killed him

>> No.11517644

>>11517631
I think they were born vampires.

>> No.11517658

>>11517644
That's not how vampires work.

>> No.11517689

>>11517658
How was the first vampire made then?

>> No.11517704

>>11517658
Implying every work of fiction involving vampires all follow the same rules.

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>>11516962

>> No.11519050

>>11517689
was cursed for devil worship

>> No.11519069

>>11517689
how was the first human being made ?

>> No.11519087

>>11517689
time travel

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