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Touhous as mothers

>> No.11499088

Clone children are the worst.

>> No.11499089

2hus are incapable of love. They'd just eat their children.

>> No.11499092 [DELETED] 
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best moms in touhou

>> No.11499095

When baby Mystia cries, mommy Mystia will go insane. She should not have children.

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>>11499095
WHY!

>> No.11499270
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I wanna make baby-mystia omelette with mommy-mystia McNuggets.

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Some day I wish to be a father, and I wish that Ran would be the mother.
I think she would have some very good experience!

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>>11499270

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>> No.11500533

>>11499088
this

>> No.11500577

>>11499088
Who said they have to be clones? There's also the possibility of them being time paradoxes. Future self meets past self through some arcane magic. Hilarity ensures! Try not to think of the effects on the timeline too much because you can get rid of the grandfather effect and some other cans of worms through parallel universes. The idea is that when you travel to the past or future, you are also traveling sideways to a different timeline entirely. Similar enough but still in a different dimension so that should make you immune to your own actions.

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>> No.11500664

>>11500659
It's mine.

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>> No.11500708

>>11499083
stop posting these kinds of threads you oedipus fucks

>> No.11500737

>>11500708
what's wrong, mommy treat you the wrong way?

>> No.11500741
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>> No.11500787

How are touhou children made?

>> No.11500798

>>11500787
Sex

>> No.11500822
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>> No.11500853

>>11500787
sex with mommy

>> No.11500885
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>> No.11500904

>>11500787
Zun puts his dick into Japanese soil and inseminates the glorious Japanese earth with his superior ZUN semen and then it produces a plant which bears little touhou fruits.

>> No.11500952

I want to turn all the Touhous into mommies.

>> No.11501052

I really wish I could become a father

>> No.11501279

>>11500444
this is really emotional

>> No.11501307

>>11500741
But who was sperm?

>> No.11501337

>>11501052
I would like to be a father too, but I'd like to skip the whole infancy stage. Babies are just awful.

>> No.11501339

I want to have a kid with Okuu and breastfeed along with my child.

>> No.11501358

>>11501052
Being a father is scary
Do you really want to be 50% responsible for ruining someone's life?

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>>11501339

>> No.11501393

>>11501374
W-why does my daughter look nothing like me...?

>> No.11501431

>>11500787
When a mommy touhou and a daddy touhou make love, a baby comes nine months later.

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I wish a touhou was my mom

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>>11501393

>> No.11501453

>>11501445
Okuu would never cheat on me...! I refuse to believe it! It can't be!!!

>> No.11501471
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>>11501393

Would you rather have an ugly child?

>> No.11501503

>>11501438
I wish I was a mom

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Okuuuuuuuuuu~~~♡

>>11501453
Of course she didn't. All her genes are just highly dominant over any of us lowly creatures.

>> No.11501632

>>11501503
I can help with that

>> No.11501637

>>11500401
Hu? Sauce?

>> No.11501642

>>11501503
Can you be my mom?

>> No.11501690
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As Clannad proved, Sanaes do not look any worse after giving birth.

>> No.11501697

>>11501608

dat clothed navel

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>>11501690
Why limit yourself to mother and child if you can have a whole family?

>> No.11501725

>>11501637
Look at the filename.

>> No.11501735

>>11501729
Such a strong womb

>> No.11501741

>>11501735
Are you being serious?

>> No.11501753

>>11501729
Sanae is a birthing machine.

>> No.11502137

>>11501729
Procreation with sanae

>> No.11502159

>you will never have a big 2hu family

>> No.11502232

>>11501729
Sanae was made to be constantly impregnated.

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>> No.11502242

>>11501729
I bet they're all from different fathers.

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>> No.11502248

>>11502243
who's the mother?

>> No.11502277
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>>11501729
Sanae mandated that all her childeren must dress exactly as she does.

>> No.11502280

>>11502248
Kokoro is a being very like Kogasa: She was borne from fears and a discarded object that later acquired conciousness.

She is just a mask, given a human form. I suppose it's father/mother would be the artisan who first molded her.

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>>11502280
Only seen one story about him

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>>11501729
What a healthy, fertile young lady.

>> No.11502313
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11502313

Copulation with Sanae!

>> No.11502319

>>11502277
>>11502284
Nazrin is a mouse

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>>11502319
Those are just the offspring she didn't eat.

>> No.11502329

>>11502291
Can I get a link?

>> No.11502356 [DELETED] 

I decided not to have children. My family was full of tension and anger, and then I noticed that many others were too. Such a family life was in no way attractive. When older, often I saw parents rebuke their children for playing with me, or even in my vicinity, assuming it would bother me — without waiting to see if I objected. Rebuking those children had become an ingrained, automatic habit. To see this made me sad for them, but I knew I would be the same as a parent. I would not be able cope with a frequently crying baby without becoming upset and angry.

Of course, many people tell themselves, "That happens to others, but I am better than they; I will get it right." Obviously, most of them are mistaken. I did not suppose that I would succeed in human relationships where most people fail.

Most fathers in the US have to work very hard to get money for their children. I did not want a life of running on a treadmill, doing whatever people with money would tell me to do.

A large fraction of US fathers eventually get divorced, and subsequently rarely see the children for whom they are spending most of their time scrabbling for money. What a futile life! But even those who are not yet divorced see their children little, since they are so busy at work.

I am convinced I made a wise personal decision in avoiding this. But I was not the only one that benefitted from it. Everyone did. Not having children is an important contribution to humanity. My decision probably reduced the 2050 population by 5 to 10 people.

Overpopulation is a tremendous danger to civilization and the ecosphere. It makes every human-caused ecological problem bigger. Population growth has slowed but not stopped. The human population is expected to grow by 2 or 3 billion by 2050, and it is not clear how to find water and food for all those people. Population growth also increases the difficulty of curbing global heating.

>> No.11502359 [DELETED] 

Thus, the decision about having children is, for most people, the most important decision in their lives about how they will affect humanity's resource footprint in the future. (Nina Paley said it graphically.)

That decision enabled me to contribute something else: to launch GNU and the free software movement. Having no dependents, I could dedicate myself to what seemed right rather than to whatever someone with money wanted me to do. If you are reading this page, it is because that decision enabled me to make contributions to humanity that people appreciate.

I therefore urge you to do as I did, and have no children. I don't wish that nobody had any children; I don't want humanity to disappear. But there is no risk of that; for the numbers I could hope to influence, the influence is for the good.

Some make the absurd argument that population decline is the real danger. In 50 years, they claim, everyone will have a comfortable life, so they may have few children (as tends to happen in developed societies today), and the human population could decline. If this went on for millenia, humanity might disappear. Is that a real possibility?

First of all, it disregards the tremendous disaster that global heating and destruction of the natural world are leading towards. 30 years from now, large parts of humanity will probably find it hard to get water or food, let alone contraception. It is unlikely we will provide most of humanity with a decent European-style life with the current world population. So there is little chance, in that world, of population decrease because everyone is comfortable.

Supposing we avoid the disaster and eliminate poverty, 50 years later we might reach a stage where everyone prefers a small family. However, 50 years after that we will probably have greatly extended the human life span. That means a much smaller number of births per adult per year would be enough to maintain a stable population. The danger of overpopulation might even return.

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Patchy has kids!

>> No.11502391

>>11501608
I want Ran to balance her breasts on my head.

>> No.11502394

>>11502329
Can you stop being a helpless retard?

>> No.11502400

>>11502313
Sanae is going to teach her daughter about the adult world.

>> No.11502416

>>11502394
I'm on my phone and can't reverse image search

>> No.11502418

>>11502416
Phones must really make people retarded if their users can't even read filenames.

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>>11502416
>phone
Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.11502424
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i dont think i've ever seen an image depicting sakuya as a mother
seems surprising, given how she does all that housework and services all those dicks.

>> No.11502421

The mobile version of the site doesn't show filenames.

>> No.11502425

>>11502421

>>11502418

>> No.11502444

>>11502424
mother Sakuya.

>> No.11502454

She hates other humans, so the best she could do is to grab some semen from the meat she cuts off people or bear it and convince some random guy to fuck her. Don't see her wanting either, especially with having so little private time.

>> No.11502459

>>11502454
>random guy to fuck her
I want to be the one.

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>>11501697
My new favorite tag.
So much time lost.

>> No.11502478

>>11502459
I'm pretty lucky so it's bound to be me

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>>11502424
Sakuya-san decided to settle down with a nice /jp/er one day and start a family.

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Wooo obligatory.

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Muko is a mom.

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>>11501438
Alice is pregnant with my child!

>> No.11502681

You guys do realize that in order to have a child with your Touhou, first you have to put your penis in their vagina and ejaculate inside, right?
I just want to make sure you're perfectly aware of that fact.

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>>11502681
yfw you realize someone did this to your mom

>> No.11502762

>>11502681

Couldn't they put their penis in my vagina and ejaculate inside instead?

>> No.11502763
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Reisen is best mom.

>> No.11502775

>>11502681
Yes and that's where things start to get different. My fantasy doesn't match the thread anymore once you reach the point that I want to cum inside a Touhou and NOT get them pregnant because either me or them happens to be sterile. Contraceptive Charm for the win!

>> No.11502779

>>11502763
Reisen is a creep.

>> No.11502798

>>11502775
How is that a win? You don't get a cute kid, so you end up behind.

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>>11502763

Goodnight, Zombie Hunter X ;_;

>> No.11502816

>>11502763
Indeed she is.
http://exhentai.org/s/db01500de4/634983-68

>> No.11502820

>>11502816
that was a good fap
pregnant touhous is my fetish

>> No.11502822
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I want to impregnate Cirno and start a family with her

>> No.11502828

>>11502822
You want to spread the stupid?

>> No.11502826

>>11502798
Yes, but think of all the fun recreational sex I could be having with said touhou! I'm not ready for a kid anyway and I plain can't stand babies. I'll admit that kids can be pretty cute if they are well behaved but only after they outgrow their terrible two's.

>> No.11502843

>>11502828
She isn't that stupid.

>> No.11502852

>>11502816
That was so sad, why did Eirin do that to the baby?
Does she have no shame?

>> No.11502858

>>11502843
I wasn't referring to her.

>> No.11502862

>>11502852
It's all for the sake of science, anon.

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>>11502388

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>>11502822
Would Cirno be a good mother?

>> No.11502882

>>11502872
She'd probably only give birth to stillborns.

>> No.11502886

>>11502862
But anon, sometimes science can go too far.

>> No.11502887

>>11502872
I wish someone would comment on how big my stomach has gotten

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>>11502872

>> No.11502892

>>11502889
<3

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/615115/bdd91e28fe/

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lord_of_illusions_speech.gif

>> No.11502918

>>11502872
Don't think that will work. Not only does she have the body of a young child but she also has the mind of one as well. Cirno's probably gonna have a really tough time if she has to do it herself but how good is the father? The kids can probably be raised to believe that Cirno is a "big sister" and that their real mother died in childbirth or something but even that's a stretch. I dunno. Maybe I'm over-thinking things but shit's gonna get pretty crazy. A child can't raise a child, after all.

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>>11502886
SCIENCE!

>> No.11502925

>>11502918
She's a fairy. Her children will probably be some sort of magical half-fey, I'm sure they can handle the weirdness.

>> No.11502946

>>11502887

start losing weight fatass you look like you swallowed a planet

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>>11502886

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>>11502904

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If only...

>> No.11503368

>>11503357
Its half human
She'll eat it if you don't take it away from her

>> No.11503372

>>11503368

Shes not a fucking yukkuri, Anon.

>> No.11503374

>>11501307

sperm was kill

no

>> No.11503394

If Kanako was my Mom, things would be different around here!

>> No.11503429

>>11503394
Yeah, I'd be your daddy!

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>>11502965
I love mama Okuu.

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>>11503394

>> No.11506334

This thread made me very happy. Thank you

>> No.11508572
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Mima-mama will keep little Marisa safe

>> No.11515826

Up

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