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This is the shitpost thread.

Please direct all shitposts here.

>> No.11497145
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>> No.11497147
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no.

>> No.11497153

How about you fucking kill yourself? ;-)

>> No.11497165

Limiting yourself to one thread goes against the shitposting spirit.

>> No.11497168
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Anybody wanna discuss Kill La Kill? It's my favorite anime this season and I want to talk about it with somebody else who also loves Kill La Kill.

>> No.11497172

>>11497168
/jp/ only discusses good anime, you can talk about shitty shows with your friends over at /a/

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square watermelon

>> No.11497187

>>11497168
/v/ is constantly talking about it, I unironically recommend you to go discuss it there.

Now, back to our KnK thread.

>> No.11497189

>>11497168
>>11497187
crossboarders everywhere....

>> No.11497196 [DELETED] 

>>11497189
Get over it, no one wants to talk about your latest shitty animu. >>>/a/

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>>11497172
Fools, KlK is untrollable.

>> No.11497205

>>11497189
Don't worry dude I'll discuss all anime on /jp/ from now on :)

>> No.11497206

>>11497193
It was shit now fugg off.

>> No.11497211

>>11497193
>>11497168
fukin weebs get off my board

>> No.11497215

>>11497168
At least it's enjoyable unlike Little Witch Academia. How so many people think Little Witch Academia is "revolutionary" or whatever seriously goes right over my head. I'm not sure why the people who like it so much and wish all anime would be like it don't just watch cartoons. That's what Little Witch pretty much was, an American cartoon made by Japanese people.

>> No.11497220

nice

>> No.11497221

>>11497168
http://archive.foolz.us/v/thread/164185050/#164187630
>>11497193
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/94540538/#94540683

You post on /a/ AND /v/. Congratulations, you are /jp/'s worst poster!

>> No.11497236

>>11497221
Who doesn't browse the big 3?

>> No.11497239

>>11497168
I liked the anime with the sea people and the one with youmu.

>> No.11497245

>>11497236
filthy dirty crossboarder scum

>> No.11497246

>>11497168
I tried watching the first episode. I fail to see how anyone can enjoy it. Too much shouting and far too fast paced. It's like it's constantly grabbing your attention. Is the demographic children and people with low attention spans? I think so. It's too tiring to watch.

>> No.11497251

Someone fill my ass with poee.

>> No.11497256

>>11497246
It's anime for people who don't like anime, just like most of the anime that the people at Trigger have been a part of. The fanservice was good though and I want to stick it in the protagonist so I'll still watch it.

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>>11497221
>>11497221

>> No.11497261

>>11497256
>I want to stick it in the protagonist so I'll still watch it.
I want to stick it in the little girl with brown hair but Infinite Stratos is also airing this season and I want to stick it in them more.

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>>11497256
I too have a fetish for strong tomboys who are also lewd prudes.

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what's the VN equivalent of Drive 3?

>> No.11497273

>>11497269
Moero Downhill Night

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Is it possible for a 0 star to beat a 1 star?

>> No.11497277

>>11497276
please stop posting that forced moeblob

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>>11497277
Answer the question onegai.

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>>11497277
Pound it, /a/rother!

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I have put forth an offer to Moot that is nothing other than the realization of his promises.

The decision is his now! Be it war or peace!

He can either accept my offer and give the NEETs our freedom, or we NEETs will go get it for ourselves!

Now I march before the NEETs of /jp/ as the first of its soldiers! And behind me, let it be known to the world, marches an army of NEETs!

>> No.11497292

>>11497288
Umm, I'm in education but I never go to class and I'm probably going to drop out or be kicked out. Can I join too?

>> No.11497304

>>11497276
>>11497279
>>11497264
>>11497193
This is the anime killing anime. It is to TTGL what Nisemonogatari was to Bakemonogatari. Or the EVA remakes compared to the original EVA. Objectively worse, riding on more-of-the-same, overbudget and less creative while having terrible animation quality.

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11497309

Who else fell in love with Ryuko at first sight? It's been years since I found any girl worth falling in love with.

>> No.11497310

>>11497304
every single anime you mentioned has terrible animation quality or no animation

>> No.11497316

>>11497304
Nisemonogatari was way better than Bakemonogatari. It amplified all the aspects of Bakemonogatari that were enjoyable and cut down on all the aspects that were boring. Monogatari series is for fanservice, long conversations between characters, and pretty backgrounds. Fuck the story.

>> No.11497317

>>11497269
How will he drive in the next movie without hands?

>> No.11497319

>>11497310
That's the point. The originals were interesting in their times despite the low quality, and then they continue to make outdated more of the same without an increase in quality. Just an increase of more crap they didn't have to cut because of bigger budgets.

>> No.11497322

>>11497309

wow look at those chains
such bondage
so promiscuous
epic
truly the slut

>> No.11497325

>>11497322
stop slut shaming!

>> No.11497327

Do you ever wish that you could slice the throat of someone from /jp/ just so you could watch the life drain out of his terrified little eyes?

>> No.11497328
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>>11497322
She's completely pure though. She's not a slut at all.

>> No.11497333

>>11497327
Damn, that's real dark and edgy. Whose opinion is unleashing your wrath?

>> No.11497336

>>11497333

i am satin

>> No.11497339

>>11497327
I wish to do that to myself someday.

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>>11497336
spawn of saten

>> No.11497344

>>11497336
nice bait

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She's sexy, beautiful, strong, loyal to her friend, pure, chaste and perfect girlfriend/wife material. Wouldn't you agree, /jp/ros?

>> No.11497348

Does anyone else here have special powers?

>> No.11497352
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Any methamphetamine otaku here?

Do you smoke meth? It's treasured Japanese heritage.

>> No.11497358

>>11497352
Tell me about being a meth otaku

>> No.11497357
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>>11497352
drugs are bad and they bully your body

>> No.11497361

>>11497348
If I think about something happening, it never happens. Does this count?

>> No.11497362

>>11497345
More importantly she was forgiving to those boys and misses her dad. I thought she was going to be an epic warrior for the female gender who hates men at first.

>> No.11497364

>>11497358

It gives you the power to rule over all other forms of otaku.

Apex otaku are meth otaku.

>> No.11497368

>>11497352
>>11497358
I know a meth otaku. He's not a NEET though but he has a career and does meth and it isn't ruining his life or anything.

>> No.11497372

>>11497358
you are the danger.

>> No.11497373

>>11497357
Drugs don't respect your freedom either.

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Any dark, deep depression otaku here?

>> No.11497381

>>11497375
Yes. Manic depressive thougj

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>>11497381
Are you having an episode or what then? Don't waste my time if you aren't currently depressed.

>> No.11497386

>>11497375
Why is loser girl sweating?

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>>11497375
>>11497381

Snap out of it, dweebs.

You're better off being a NEET shitposter and not having a care in the world than reminiscing over that depressive shit.

I used to be like you, listening to Tool and everything, then I found the way to take it easy.

Follow my path, I'm turning 30 in 8 days.

>> No.11497398

Is Yuushibu any good? Kind of looks like shit to be honest.

>> No.11497405

>>11497394
>turning 30 in 8 days.
>shitting up the jay
your ancestors were warriors, conquerors

what wld they say

>> No.11497406

>>11497398
The fanservice is forced even worse than klk. The pacing/direction is also terrible. They could have dragged out certain things much longer.

>> No.11497411

>>11497398
Beats me, nerd.

So far I'm watching Infinite Stratos, Kill la Kill, Coppelion and Kyoukai no Kanata.

I've downloaded Nagi no Asakura, Golden Time and Outbreak Company and I haven't even seen any of them yet.

>> No.11497415

>>11497394
Don't you feel ashamed looking at you'r parents face being a 30 year old shut in? I don't know how you people live this life.

>> No.11497413

>>11497398
no

>> No.11497420

>>11497405
Dude, I don't give a fuck that Alexander conquered the world and died before he even reached my age.

I'm taking it eeeaz 'every day and I don't give a shizzle.

>> No.11497422

>>11497415
It's really easy, step 1 don't care about those things.

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>>11497415
>parent face

ummm not him but i live by myself and im a paid-for truneet

my parent visit though

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>>11497422
This nerd knows what's up.

Prop's up, broseph.

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Any poor sleep otaku here?

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>> No.11497443
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Is Dark Souls otaku culture?

>> No.11497445

>>11497435
nein.

I slept for over 17 hours straight last night.

It felt sooooo good, man.

I can really come alive in my dreams.

>> No.11497450

I have a 2,000 word assignment due in just over 30 hours that you haven't even started
I wish I was truNEET ;_;

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>>11497445
I slept 3 hours in the last 3 days.

>> No.11497460

What is the Breaking Bad of VNs?

>> No.11497457

>>11497450
I bet you have friends and go out to slumber parties too, リア充.

>> No.11497466

>>11497460
yume miru kusuri

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>>11497454

Enjoy it then, you're outliving everyone by the sole fact of taking the most out of every day due to being awake for so many hours.

Good job!

>> No.11497471

>>11497457
>I bet you have friends and go out to slumber parties too
いいえ.引きこもりだよ…ヽ(´ー`)┌

>> No.11497474

>>11497411
Nagi seems pretty good.

IS seems like double shit. I remember IS-1 being shit, not IS-2 seems even shittier.

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>>11497467
I'm so tired, I wish someone could just knock me unconscious.

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>> No.11497476

>>11497472
I'll just have to slip in youre butt while you sleep

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>>11497476

>> No.11497480

>>11497474
Nagi seems good?

Cool, thanks for the heads up, dude.

And yeah, IS is shit, but I'm not taking it seriously anyway.

What your opinion on the rest of the stuff, you seem very knowledgeable.

>>11497472

Dude, take my advice, masturbate and then go drink a nice warm cup of chocolate milk. You'll fall asleep like a rock after.

>> No.11497481

>>11497476
Hey man, rape is not funny dude.

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>>11497476
You can slip it in my're butt while I'm awake

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>>11497480
I wish it was that easy.

>> No.11497488

>>11497484
*slips it in*

>> No.11497486

>>11497484
Dude, that's gay.

>> No.11497489

>>11497486
lol i bet u kiss girls fagg

>> No.11497490

>>11497486
But I'll wear a skirt!

>>11497488
[moans externally]

>> No.11497492

Now this is my kind of thread
*whips out dick*

>> No.11497493

>>11497480
Different person here, Outbreak Company was pretty decent. Just watch it for the cute girls and you should be fine. They have elf maids and lolis so far. Nagi was okay. I liked it, but wouldn't have if it weren't for the unique setting (even though it doesn't make sense, ignore that) and that the main female character is really cute. The show might have NTR but I kind of doubt it since it's showing up so early in the story, if they do NTR they usually build the main character and his love interest's relationship up first.

>> No.11497494

>>11497490
You gonna be a good slut for daddy?

>> No.11497495

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.11497496
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Picture directed as asked.

Discuss.

>> No.11497499

>>11497493
Thanks a lot, dude.

That's pretty solid, prop's to ya.

>> No.11497498

>>11497496

what's up with those bar graphs? why do they have all different colors?

>> No.11497501

>>11497498

You know that giant .txt file with all of KoG's GETs on it? If you line them all up and take the first 25 pixels of each line when zoomed in, you get those bar graphs.

That's how that graph was calculated. It's actually a bit skewed in that 2010 and 2011 should be much higher due to multiple GETs during the same day.

>> No.11497503

>>11497496
>not posting it at 5:55

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>>11497496

Kog isn't even performing at 1/10th of his usual self?

I'm not sure if this makes me happy or sad.

>> No.11497509

>>11497507
Ever since he missed 55555555 GET on /a/, no one has taken him seriously.

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>>11497503

>> No.11497515
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This thread is too fast. Who are you? You people are not jp!

>> No.11497518

>>11497514

>post when it says 5:55:50 to aim for five 5s
>post takes over 10 seconds to go through for no reason
>go to /b/ to find out why
>fags spamming a pony thread

Great.

>> No.11497519

>>11497142
11s get

>> No.11497520

>>11497515
nice image /a/non!

>> No.11497521

>>11497509

Your statement would mean something except the fact that missing the 55555555 only made KoG that much stronger.

>> No.11497523
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can we blog? I just bought a pack of 5 donuts but it had 6 in it!

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>>11497520
You're welcome, fake jp! Where is your image?

>> No.11497526

>>11497496
do you have the list of gets kog has gotten this year?

>> No.11497527

>>11497523
I had a dream two nights ago where my mom tongue kissed me. It's been haunting my thoughts ever since. I love my mom but not in that way!

>> No.11497528

>>11497523
some vampire took it and kakaing as we speak

>> No.11497530

I was watching anime and i paused it after the op but i wish i paused it before the op so i could listen to the op again.

>> No.11497532

>>11497526

January 8th, 2013 - 77955555 (/a/)
March 8th, 2013 - 81300000 (/a/)
April 29th, 2013 - 84500000 (/a/)
May 2nd, 2013 - 87400000 (/a/)
June 30th, 2013 - 88444443 (/a/) (Cirno going for off by 1)
July 1st, 2013 - 88511111 (/a/)
July 12th, 2013 - 11171117 (/jp/)
August 11th, 2013 - 91222222 (/a/)
September 8th, 2013 - 93000001 (/a/) (Cirno pic)
September 15th, 2013 - 39899999 (/sp/) and 93422222 (/a/)
September 19th, 2013 - 93677777 (/a/)
September 29th, 2013 - 1070107 (/s4s/)

That's it. If this was 2011, I would have needed at least 3 posts to fit it all in.

>> No.11497535

Yama is not relevant anymore. Fuck off.

>> No.11497538

I like this thread. I think /jp/sies have a natural urge to shitpost and it builds up over time and stuff like this lets us release our pent up shitposts in one place.

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>>11497532

Has KoG lost his touch?

>> No.11497541

>>11497538
ill release my pent up shitpacker in your place

>> No.11497545

>>11497541
Please don't that sounds disgusting.

>> No.11497549

>>11497545
Don't be a meanie, he's just expressing himself.

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I just farted and it smells like poo ;_;

>> No.11497555

Who Saber here?

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Welp, I can't fight fate.

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>>11497555

>thread with KoG in it gets 555

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