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Suicide in Japan.

SAVING 10,000 - Winning a War on Suicide in Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0SHLxc2d0

>> No.11486135

O ROOK AT MEE IM A JAPANEERR AND IM HARVING A BARD DAAAYYRRR I FINK IM GOAN KIRR MYSERRFFF

>> No.11486141

Is the suicide rate higher because they're more intelligent?

>> No.11486144

>>11486135
So accurate it hurts

>> No.11486152

Can someone translate youtube comments, only the funny ones please.

>> No.11486145

wow you guys are so edgy and a buncha jerks I'm so impressed by how internet jerkish you are

go away, this is a media board for j-games and idols and such, go post it on /s4s/ or wherever it goes

>> No.11486157

>>11486145
It's okay Sean, you'll get through this.

>> No.11486160

>>11486141
because Greenlandic and Nunavummiut people are so intelligent.

>> No.11486165

>>11486160
wait is this about finland

>> No.11486168

>>11486160
What does that have to do with Japan's suicide rates?

They aren't a poverty stricken shithole.

>> No.11486185

>>11486168
They’re a depressive shithole then.

>> No.11486196

right, goodbye then

>> No.11486208

Please don't watch this video. It just made me want to kill myself harder.

>> No.11486209

Why keep living if every day is misery?
Wouldn't you just be living for other people?

>> No.11486219

>>11486209
Let's have a suicide meetup with only /jp/ers allowed.

Anyone wants to die with me?

>> No.11486224

>>11486141
Yes. The higher your intelligence the higher the chance to off yourself.

>> No.11486227

There are more reasons to kill yourself than to stay alive

The only thing keeping you around is instinct

>> No.11486228

>>11486219
So I can miss ZUN making his "drawings" better? No thanks.

>> No.11486230

>>11486208
>>11486219
Don't kill yourself guys... You can be my girlfriends, instead! I'll put it in your butt and we will have a good time.

>> No.11486234

The only way to truly stop a suicide is to make it a homicide.

>> No.11486235

>>11486219
I've been asking that for over a year and nobody is ever up for it. One time a mod warned me and told me to stop.

Imagine how great it'd be to take the last bit of savings you have and go on a one way trip to Japan with some depressed /jp/sies.

>> No.11486240

>>11486230
But you will only replace me with some other girl when you get tired of my body.

All men are pigs

>> No.11486241

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=G7xP5EFThh0#t=54

>> No.11486243

>32 billion yen lost because of suicide.

>> No.11486246

>>11486219
I'm sure I'm not fit for Gensokyo.

>> No.11486244

>>11486230
I think dying is the better option.

>> No.11486263

This opening feels so cheesy as fuck, but I'll keep watching. Whats with the background wub?

>> No.11486274

>>11486263
Don't worry it will go to a slow piano melody.

>> No.11486281

>>11486235
I'll go with you!

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>> No.11486294
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You're too dumb to kill yourself successfully /jp/.

Just accept a life of pointless consumerism and the fleeting feeling of absurdity.

>> No.11486297

>>11486281
are you prepared to die a virgin

>> No.11486300

>>11486297
what's wrong with that...?

>> No.11486298

>>11486235
This is my first time on the board. I was going to do a one-way American road trip, but the Japanese trip sounds just as plausible. I may not suicide but I'd go with you

>> No.11486305

>>11486298

You really want to travel to another country with a few depressed people from the internet, get to know and like them, then wave goodbye as they all travel into the woods to kill themselves?

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Good god, how is this thread still up?

Kill yourselves out of /jp/

>> No.11486311

>>11486298
make it your last by either killing yourself or leaving forever.

>> No.11486317

>>11486314
I bet being a ghost is fun as hell

>> No.11486314

>>11486310
I already killed myself, but I'm still here!

Booooo!

>> No.11486316

>>11486310
Think about all of those anons you used to talk to way back when who are all now in Gensokyo.

>> No.11486318

>>11486314
Well then stay out.

>> No.11486329

Its the people that don't really want to kill themselves but talk about it a lot for attention that ruin it for everyone.

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RIP

>> No.11486361

>>11486305
Yeah, I'm ok with letting them go at the end of the trip

>> No.11486355

>>11486346
Today is the day

>> No.11486367

>>11486329
What are you trying to say?
There's still an uproar when there are quiet suicides.

>> No.11486382

>>11486235
Yeah, let's go kill ourselves in a foreign country together with some crazy autists from an underground internet forum. What could possibly go wrong, right?

>> No.11486387

>>11486382
What COULD go wrong?

>> No.11486390
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you get raped

>> No.11486391

>>11486382
What are they gonna do kill ya?

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>>11486391
worse, they take your virginity

>> No.11486402

>>11486397
I want a cute girl to take my virginity and then kill me afterwards.

>> No.11486405

>>11486397
I enjoyed that hentai. A bit of humor is always nice.

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>>11486294
Get out of the water! There is broken glass in there!

>> No.11486420

>>11486410
what's the point of that if she is gonna drown herself anyways?

>> No.11486445

>>11486420
A Gomen loli wouldn't do such a thing. As soon as she gets home, she'll take off her wet clothes and rape or be raped by her big brother.

>> No.11486458
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And at once I knew - I was not magnificent.

And I could see for miles, and miles, and miles.....

>> No.11486471

>>11486294
This is killing me. What the hell is Heiko Kikai Gakuron. I can't find anything about it other than that Gomennasai is a member of it.

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Sigh..............

>> No.11486472

>>11486235
If you went to Japan you wouldn't be depressed anymore.

Anyway I don't know what you fucks are so unhappy about. Any retard can get a college degree and become an English teacher, at the very least.

>> No.11486477

>>11486474
What's wrong?

>> No.11486475

>>11486472
i can't do social things...

>> No.11486480

>>11486472
Any retard but me
I've failed out of community college 3 times
And thats if I'm lucky enough to make it into the classroom and not be freaking out in the bathroom stall from having to be around so many people.

>> No.11486479
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Tasukete me, /jp/.

Onegai.......

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>>11486477
I wasted my life and want to kill myself.

>> No.11486486

>>11486475
>>11486480
Nothing short of acts of god would stop true otaku from reaching the promised land.

>> No.11486489

Killing yourself is a waste, guys
You can always turn things around if you really try.

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>>11486487
pls stop

onegai

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>>11486484
That graph is terribly accurate

>> No.11486497

>>11486487
I hate that image because the left side is something I have experienced. Nobody gives a shit about typing anymore, 15 year old girls on facebook can do 80wpm these days.

>> No.11486498

>>11486487
This makes it look cuter than it is in real life.

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>>11486493
Don't reply to me, retard.

Ugh.

>> No.11486507

>>11486458
Thank you, that's a beautiful song.

>> No.11486509

>>11486471
You are now aware you only need 1 member to make a doujin circle.

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>>11486506
Kill yourself faggot

>> No.11486510

>>11486507
Please don't talk to me....

>> No.11486512
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>>11486506
Please don't bully /jp/.

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>>11486510

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>>11486512
*DON'T*

talk to me.

>> No.11486521
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>> No.11486522

>>11486514
That one was unrealistic. Girls always get support 100% of the times not matter the circumstances.

>> No.11486523
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I've tried to kill myself in the past a few times and it all failed.

I bought an exit bag setup so whenever i feel like dying i'll be prepared.

I've thought about suicide a lot and I find it hard for myself to think about it any other way.

>> No.11486525

I wish I could have blown myself up at AWA and took moot, zun, and a few dozen weebs with me.

>> No.11486525,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486141
>>11486224
nice theories, they make total sense

*is 15 years old*

>> No.11486526

>>11486513
Whoa.

You really shouldn't say that in this thread.

>> No.11486527

I killed myself once, would not recommend.

>> No.11486533

>>11486523
Or you could use the gun you attention whoring jackass.

That said I once ordered a helium tank and webcam off amazon because I was going to stream my death for /jp/ but I ran out of money so they only sent the webcam. Its still in the bag...

>> No.11486534

>>11486519
god that anime was fucking garbage

how did you even make it to episode 6 holy shit

>> No.11486531

>>11486523
>Balloon Time
Too funny.

>> No.11486532

>>11486525
No don't take Zun!

I want more Sekibanki

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>>11486518
.................................

>> No.11486537

>>11486526
Why's that?

>> No.11486538

I want friends. I'm really lonely but I'm not to the point of even considering suicide. I've never had a friend, or anyone I could open up to, but the thought of suicide makes me so sad.
How long until I break? This has been going on since I was 16 and I'm now 23.

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>>11486534
>He's not watched an anime ironically before

>> No.11486541

>>11486538
I have a couple friends, but all they do is play Guild Wars 2 and browse reddit.

>> No.11486542

>>11486525
Why kill Moot and Zun? Want to make a name for yourself?
or do you just want to make people miserable?

>> No.11486545

>>11486538
I want friends but I'm scared of admitting it because it makes you look like a normie bitch and it makes you look more pathetic than a person who doesn't have nor wants friends.

I just want to hear outside opinions on things instead of having to live in my own head all the time.

>> No.11486546

>>11486537
Jaypees in here might actually kill themselves.

>> No.11486548

>>11486538
Do you think you could really become friends if you met someone just like you or would it be awkward and uncomfortable?

If the latter, you need to improve yourself.

>> No.11486549

>>11486533
Sounds like you're an attention whore, too.

The worst thing about depressed and suicidal people is they're all attention whores. If they actually kill themselves it's not so bad because then they stop being attention whores but most of the time they just whine about wanting to kill themselves. That's the worst type of person, I think.

>> No.11486551

>>11486540
>not watching all anime ironically
>watching that anime ironically

lol this retard

>> No.11486555

>>11486542
I hate moot
But I would like to make people miserable as I die. After all they made me miserable when I was alive and the thought of quietly dying out of the way to convenience people annoys me.

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>>11486538
>>11486545
Can friendship bloom on the battlefield?

>> No.11486559

>>11486141

Because they live in a soul crushing, opressive society which puts a high burden of expectation on every single of its members and generally sees individualism as a threat to the group-harmony. It's not exactly rocket science finding the reason for the high suicide rate. Same goes for Korea. Confucian societies a shit.

At least the very same society is forcing them to engage in very sophisticated ways of escapism to forget all this cruel realities. And we dirty gaijin can reap their efforts without paying the high price. Good deal, right?

>> No.11486560

>>11486493
If you were really intelligent and not just autist IQ test-"intelligent" then you would figure out how to be happy.

>> No.11486562

anyone want to be friends?
pls email

>> No.11486563

>>11486557
Don't make friends in the army anon

It doesn't end well.

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>>11486551
Fuc* off.

>> No.11486572

>>11486545
So, you feel like having a friend would make you happier. Being alone makes you anxious, yet you do it.

>> No.11486575

Sometimes I feel like killing myself only to be used for human consumption, and to cut down the population... but get more people into it too. Cannibalism could become a sort of fashion, wouldn't you think?

>> No.11486576

>>11486572
I'm not worth befriending

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Wasn't even considering drinking until I saw this thread. Now I'm going to have a massive hangover in the morning. Thanks /jp/.

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>>11486562
/jp/ doesn't work like that.

The instant you have a friend you are exiled.

>> No.11486580

>>11486576
Why not?

>> No.11486586

>>11486575
If you're buried, then people will eventually eat the plants that your body fertilized, and the cattle that ate said plants. That's kind of the same, right?

>> No.11486587

>>11486580
I'm bitter, quiet, boring, and awkward.

>> No.11486588

>>11486586
No... they'd have to know it directly, like saying "thanks for the meal!" but meaning it to the person.

>> No.11486588,1 [INTERNAL] 

Whoa, why is T-fag posting on /jp/? Wasn't he banished to warosu?

>> No.11486588,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,1
T is a construct. A collective mind. Diseased, propagating. Like a human virus. He is everywhere and nowhere, everyone and no one. Long after the rest of us are dead he'll still be trolling noobs, pwning Jannies, and creating epic memes that will march down time with him.

A true enigma is our Trevor. No amount of punishment will ever deter him from his purpose. He's got more disciples than Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed combined.

He is the robot lord and will probably call me a faggot even though I'm giving him props.

That wacky T!

>> No.11486588,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,2
Like someone said, he's the "ultimate /jp/ autist". He self-consciously defines the uncute side of the /jp/ experience.

He hasn't done as much as say a word out loud in real life, but the internet made it possible for him to become a character.

>> No.11486588,4 [INTERNAL] 

[i]*sigh*..................

>> No.11486588,5 [INTERNAL] 


I want to be his friend unironically, but I know it'll never happen with his hardened shiteposter persona that he would never drop for a teenbro.

How pathetic am I to actually feel like this? I sometimes wonder if he ever had friends in his entire life. I mean seriously he must have at least played with some other kids during recess when he was younger or talked about pokemon at lunch or whatever.

>> No.11486588,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,5
He had acquaintances in high school and after that one friend who he saw seldomly.

They quit talking to each other because someone was being Trevor again.

>> No.11486588,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,5
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=%213h9wqTrPb6+&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_res=post

Really?

No need to thank me for saving your ass, T.

>> No.11486588,8 [INTERNAL] 

What on earth would trev do if he encountered some form of jp/warosu in real life?

Like if someone left a cute note on his apartment door?

>>11486588,7
that is not me


>> No.11486588,9 [INTERNAL] 

I don't need pity from virgin nerds of all people.

Saging the f&ck out of this thread.

Leave me alone.

>> No.11486588,10 [INTERNAL] 

holy SHIT trev just got UNIRONIC

>> No.11486588,11 [INTERNAL] 

A lot of people on /jp/ need to kill themselves.

>> No.11486588,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,11
why you heff to be like this when T is on the brink like doge

>> No.11486588,13 [INTERNAL] 

Hey Trevor, do you really suffer from hunger daily now?

>> No.11486588,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,13
Yeah.

Just yesterday I had to sell my liver to pay for the next month of food supplies and pay off part of my debts with the local Mafia.

My days are numbered...

>> No.11486588,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,14
>endless epic nigger names

Do you even realize that acting like a negro "ironically" is a very teen-aged thing?

They're not really ironic either. They're being liberal betas who unconsciously mimic what they see as alpha.

>> No.11486588,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,15
Ironically?

I'm a real deal G, dude.

>> No.11486588,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,15
Do you even realize you're talking to a fake?

>>11486588,13
Yes, I'm sure it makes all you people who want me to kill myself happy.

Speaking of which, is it dangerous to eat moldy bread or does it just taste bad?

>> No.11486588,18 [INTERNAL] 

I'm not sure which one of you is the fake, or if neither is, but I'm sure you can dumpster dive yourself something better than moldy bread.

And nobody wants you to kill yourself aside from the epically sociopathic /arminvanbuuren/ teenbros.

>> No.11486588,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,18
There's a homeless area called Frenchtown right next to me that already dumpster dives every dumpster in a 10 mile radius. It's especially bad now that the shutdown cut off various benefits to them.

Also, I don't know how anyone wouldn't want me to kill myself when I purposely shit all over /jp/ until it turned into literal shit. A shame I can't afford my own internet anymore so instead of dealing the planned coup de grace I was forced to leave it in its current state of maximum shittiness.

>> No.11486588,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,19
Your pretending to care about /jp/ when your life is endangered really solidifies how ironic you are.

NOT a compliment.

Btw, if that "10-mile radius" was actually critical to you you'd understand that 10 miles is only a 4-hour walk.

>> No.11486588,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,19
>feel when T dies with /jp/

>> No.11486588,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,20
I grew up with a single mom and was evicted at least once a year, my life being "endangered" is hardly something new to me. I've lived an entire week off of tap water and a slice of pizza due to my mom spending all the child support on alcohol. It'll be a good 2 days or so before I get desperate.

I also still have that loaf of bread and possibly something that fell behind my desk. Hopefully someone buys my shitty TV / laptop soon.

>only a 4-hour walk
You do realize I would burn more calories getting there then I would gain from the food, right?

>> No.11486588,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,22
I think you posted about getting sick after eating moldy bread before, and eventually you had to go to the hospital or something.

>You do realize I would burn more calories getting there then I would gain from the food, right?

Obivously my point was that the opposite would happen, but I don't know anything about Florida.

You can go after stuff other than food, too. You could score electronics and sell them on the web.

Regardless, I'm going to suggest it again: start scamming.

>> No.11486588,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,23
>Regardless, I'm going to suggest it again: start scamming.

You do realize I would burn more calories using my brain to think up scams then I would gain from the food, right?

>> No.11486588,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,24
What's your disability?

>> No.11486588,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,23
I ate moldy bread and moldy canned corn. I'm 90% sure it was the corn and not the bread that made me puke my abdomen out.

>You can go after stuff other than food, too. You could score electronics and sell them on the web.

So you're suggesting I steal from a poor nigger neighborhood? Genius.

Like I said, I can't even sell my TV or laptop.

>> No.11486588,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,26
In my novel "you" scam people by pretending to be a girl. Text only, /jp/-style.

And no, it's not my first novel, so don't think I'm a stalker.

>> No.11486588,28 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

>>11486588,26
Please send me money. Onegai.

I'll suck your dick.

>> No.11486588,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,27
Please send me money. Onegai.

I'll suck your dick.

>> No.11486588,30 [INTERNAL] 

I literally don't swim in money. You'll have to post your real face to get any.

Yes, I know your post was epically ironic and you're only alive ironically etc.

>> No.11486588,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,30
Ironic, isn't it?

>> No.11486588,32 [INTERNAL] 

I can't decide if this is less sad if I pretend that it's not actually one person talking to themselves and is instead a roleplaying circlejerk.

>> No.11486588,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,32
How about you just pretend you're dead?

>> No.11486588,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>11486588,33
*your dead

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