/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>11475174
2hu is overrated like some asian TF2
loli with hats

[Anonymous No.]

Nice teeth!

[Anonymous No.]

Aya a slut

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>>11475212
I will fucking kill you.

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I wanna fuk that Aya in a long session of passionate cosplaysex.

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Zun's smile is so benevolent :3

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That isn't the real zun, he was killed by the Illuminati and replaced with a clone.
Now they will make touhou in to a franchise and add in tons of subliminal messages that will make /jp/ want to get out and be normal sheeples.. oh, wait, you are.

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ZUN looks a bit like he doesn't want to be there

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What is drink

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>>11475212

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>>11475295
were there any sakuslut cosplayers?

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>>11475260
Otaku culture is based on materialistic consumerism and living off the fantasies the media puts out. Fast, the taste you want it to be, and so you can forget about ever being more than your currently worth. Watch more anime, play more games, buy some figs

[Anonymous No.]

Oh neat some actual decent cosplay for once. Granted "decent" here qualifies and not being a neckbeard, but it's still good.

Also damn ZUN how many beers did you drink during this.

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Congrats on the marriage!

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Someone caption the image with zuns thoughts

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She's Harley Decker, from world-renowned Brohou Project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAI9JAGom5I
https://www.facebook.com/rolling.girl0
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-hayley-to-see-mariko-s-final-concert

https://www.facebook.com/groups/BrohouProject

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>>11475447,1
I meant Hayley, not Harley... fuck, now I'm embarrassed... *logs off*

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So does ZUN think that the translation for piece sign is thumbs up?

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>>11475174

That's a cute pic. despite her jew nose.

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what's zun's diet aside from beer?

[Anonymous No.]

What was the most frequent touhou cosplayed there?
It should be the SDM ones, as they are really popular and western, but I bet most of the cosplayers there didn't even knew what touhou is.

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>>11476651
beer snacks

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>>11476651
Pizza cooked with beer.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ure1eTaRjLs

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>>11476669
Most of the cosplayers are giiirls man! They are icky and they don't know anything about Touhou. But that's why the true fans are all male and cosplaying too because they are fans, thus all this male cosplay for Touhou. They are the true fans.

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>>11476722
I think it is just the "i'm male but I'm cosplaying a female character xD" joke.

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>>11476729
"Using humor to disguise the fact that I enjoy crossdressing which my normal fag friends on /a/ would never accept, but since it's crossplay and a joke it's totally cool"
I get to enjoy my strange hobby with no risk to my e-cred or manhood
I'm a genius

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Cosplay is such a weird thing to me.
It's great that you like a character or whatever. I mean I like characters too. But why dress up like them? Like where's the jumping-off point there? It's a line of logic I just don't follow.

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>>11476748
You've never dressed up for Halloween? It's fun to dress up as characters you like.

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>>11476748
they do it for attention or they enjoy dressing up.
it's a hobby for them.

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>>11476771
Back when I was a kid, but to be honest I was really just in it for the candy.

>>11476773
The hobby thing makes sense. I guess if you like sewing and stuff then it would be a pretty neat way to tie that in with your other interests.

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Is it okay to be attracted to 3d when they're also touhous?

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His skin is looking a bit yellow.

Is the alcohol finally shutting down his liver?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

It's a shame that all the panels with ZUN had lines that extended to other parts of the hotel. I saw him a couple of times in the hotel, but didn't get the chance to hear him speak about anything.

ZUN is a pretty chill dude.

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>>11477643

This. While I enjoy his games, I don't have the dedication to get there early enough and wait that long. But, I suppose it ensures that the truest of fans get in, which I really don't have a problem with. Fun times either way.

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>>11477709

Best picture from the whole con.

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>>11477709
That Koa showed me her thighs.
It was my greatest pleasure.

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>>11477638
That doujin was not very nice, they just raped her without caring!
If I saw someone like that I would beat them up!

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>>11477790
>her
are you sure
post another picture

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I had a lot fun during the stream.

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I saw this one cosplayer, not going to say who they were cosplaying as in case they read this, and remember thinking, "damn that dude's doing a great job pulling that off". Then I realized it was actually a female, and I was too much of a beta faggot to approach her. ;_;

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>>11477709
What's with the just gay guy

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I hope you guys that went were able to enjoy it. Did ZUN seem eager to make anymore future trips to the US?

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did nobody seriously ask him to sig a 'I cant believe its not mima' or 'Where in the world is mima' poster or something.

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>>11477709
Wryyyyyyyyyyy

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>>11477891
Only official works were signed.

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>>11477891
When did Mima became a Warlock?

3rd classes a shit.

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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ure1eTaRjLs
ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ　ｔｅｎｇｕ　＝　ｓｌｕｔｓ

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>>11478281
Slut otaku please go
>>11477522

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>>11476669
To me it seemed like Flandre and Remilia.
Nothing unexpected really. There was a good diversity of other characters though.

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>>11477643
I butted in front of the first ZUN panel and no one said anything to me.

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>>11476729
There should be more characters who are canonically guys who look like girls to give us more feminine characters to cosplay unironically instead of 2D media supporting the female monopoly on cuteness. Stupid gender stereotypes.

It feels like ogre-like males are holding the rest of us back from being fabulous.

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How tall is ZUN, /jp/?

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>>11478483
I agree, though next year I will be cosplaying a touhou but it will be as unzan.

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>>11478504
He's shorter and smaller in person.

He always seemed to be tall in his pictures, but that may be because he is with other Japanese people.

About 5'8-ish I'd say

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>>11475174
That's Akyu's Untouched Score Volume 4
DID YOU ASK ABOUT MIMA?

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I also was there yesterday. I got my copy of Mountain of Faith signed and a free copy of Double Dealing Character.

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>>11478504
This picture is so accurate.

For the gender reversed version you could put some typical normalfag jock on the left and the same girl on the right but without the boobs. Well at least for me, anyway.

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How rich is Zun anyway?

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I'm so thankful that I was able to shake Zun's hand. I never thought I would be the kind of person that would be excited about touching some famous guy, but it really left an impression on me.

I didn't come back to the con on Sunday, did anyone say anything particularly embarrassing to him? As far as I know nobody asked him which 2hu he would fug.

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Got a handshake and picture with zun. Pretty good shit. He was a really cool guy, but extremely small and frail. I have no idea how he drinks so much.

Also, does anyone have the group picture with zun outside after the photo shoot? Or is that /con/ material?

/con/ is full of shitposting right now though.

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>>11478527
I was just sitting at the "Gaming with ZUN" panel and a guy comes up to me and gives me an autograph ticket and a sealed copy of Double Dealing Character. I was second in line for autographs. Having ZUN's autograph makes me feel happy and he seemed really nice but things were a bit weird talking to him because he doesn't speak English and I only do.

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>>11478583
Did anyone try to sell the autograph tickets?

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>>11478513
I think an inch, maybe two shorter than that, at 5'6 or 5'7. In the picture I took with him, he is just as tall as I am.

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>>11478587
No, I didn't really need the money and I figured it would be cooler to have ZUN's autograph. I probably could have gotten quite a bit for it though. They definitely needed to have the tickets otherwise there would have been way way to many people who wanted an autograph.

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>>11478571
There was nothing too worthwhile on Sunday. I heard ZUN went to the Touhou tournament though and handed out ZUN tickets to the winners.
I only went to the "Sayonara AWA" thing.

Only thing of note that he said was that he thought American cosplayers were better than Japanese ones and that we had more passion. That quite surprised me, really. Someone was recording it though, so it should be on youtube eventually.

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>>11478583
I got the jewelbox cover sheet signed instead of the disk. Whoops?

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>>11477790
W-Why did you want to see a girl's thighs, anon?

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>>11478591
Besides him just handing out the tickets, he also said having an official american touhou convention would be cool with him.

He'll probably come back for it too, because he loved ameriburger.

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>>11478591
>he thought American cosplayers were better than Japanese ones and that we had more passion

Wow, I always assumed that we would pale in comparison to the Japanese in every respect when it comes to Touhou. I've never felt so proud.

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>>11478596
I was actually talking with some people about that while I was in line trying to decide what I should have signed. I think either way is fine, if you get the cover sheet signed it is a lot easier to show off to people, I just wanted to get the disk signed because it seems more "real" to me and it's not like I'd ever take out the disk to actually play the game anyway. Either way having ZUN signed touhou stuff is awesome.

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>>11478600
You can't think of a reason, pal?

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>>11478583
>DDC is so bad he has to give it for free
haha, touhou is finished

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>>11478598
ZUN loev big, American burger

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>>11478598
LETS PARTITION FOR ONE.

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What did you all think of the Gaming with Zun event? I couldn't really hear the translator over the game.

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>>11478614
Well, the people who were running the touhou festival were trying to get a subsection of anime boston, or even something entirely on its own. So, best bet is anime boston next year.

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>>11478617
I thought it sucked because I couldn't hear shit. No one could.

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>>11478590
>>11478587
>anyone
Oops, I read that as "Did you try to sell the autograph ticket?".

I'm sure some people did but I didn't see anyone doing it. I think they mostly only gave them out to people they didn't think would try to sell them and the people who had them seemed to be pretty covetous.

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>>11478618
They should do it in New York City, I think.
It's essentially the most relevant city and easy for fans from all over to get to. Plus I want ZUN to see the Big Apple.

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>>11478621
Boston is more kawaii. Plus it already has Anime Boston and PAX East.

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>>11478620
To me, my signed copy of SA is priceless, I wouldn't want to sell it at all.
So I would have never sold my ticket, I was so happy when I got one.

ZUN even said he wanted to personalize each signature, so that's why he asked us for our names. He also wrote -san after every name.

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I don't understand this Touhou mania

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>>11478633
People just like it ironically.

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>>11478633
It's a pretty sweet game and there is an entire pantheon of cute girls doing cute things. If this does not sound like something NEETs would swarm around to you then I suggest you re-evaluate your preconceptions of this part of the internet. Jesus, 2/10 got me to reply

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>>11478651
>>>/a/v/b/

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me on the bottom right

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>>11478631
He wrote さんへ、 after the names because that means "To mr./ms XXX,"

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>>11478674
Also me, also bottom right

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>>11478681
Wow, that guy that said he would turn up in his Guy Fawkes mask wasn't joking.

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>>11478674
>>11478681

Did you gained like, 130 pounds in the second pic, shaved your beard and changed your shirt? All of this in such a short period of time?

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>>11477790
Showed you in what way? Did you touch them?

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>>11478683
Didn't even notice the へ, he wrote it kinda funny. I just thought it was an x or something.
Thanks for telling me though.

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>>11478633
We've been here for years and years, so I wouldn't call it a mania.

Really, Zun's been pretty cool when it comes to people using his characters, so the thing about the Touhou fan base is that it's self-propagating. The fan work has the widest scope of any fan base I've seen, spawning not just pretty art, but music, games, videos, anime, 3D models, and a hell of a lot more, scaling all the way up to production-quality works. It's an international community that's put a lot of time and effort into what it likes, and when I say a lot of time and effort, it means that neither of us has any fucking clue. Here's a sampler...

an old 3d dogfight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ1IC-TbH7A

orchestral score of Touhou themes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_YAb4kp3Qo

Touhou Sky Arena fangame, easymodo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef2PhYxP7hg

fan-made anime:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qLtwP6fPGE

a tear-jerker, this one's been recurring on /jp/ for a good, long while now:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXb8PeGQ2QyUukvu0JGgWYgWOZq2I01rw

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>>11478700
Yes, please do not bully.

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>>11478740
so it's everything bronies tried and failed to be?

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>>11475364

If you don't see ZUN with beer in a picture of him it's a fucking fake

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I hugged ZUN

I hope I didn't offend him, I just wanted to express my love. I don't know the Japanese language so I panicked and improvised.

I was just so very happy to see him.

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>>11479011
D-did you grab his butt?

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>>11477638
No, he is just Asian.

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>>11479011

"ZUN sama daisuki keko ne?"

if you ever see him again tell him that

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>>11478605

Touhou has been on the decline since SA and TD were the fuck have you been?

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>>11479030
I was terrified of offending him.

The first time I saw him much earlier that day I stuttered and just watched him walk away, unable to respond--as if I was staring into the face of a mega celebrity. I was a little intimidated, only able to whisper his name in awe.

I didn't drive eight hours to Georgia to not hug ZUN, especially since my car broke down on the way there Friday afternoon forcing me to get a rental car and arrive a day late on Saturday Night.

I wish I had seen all of the touhou panels. I would have bought that touhou shirt otherwise and worn it to express my fandom without words.

>>11479043
I got his attention as he was walking away in a group of his close friends (I think) by yelling "ZUN sama!" But I was so nervous I stuttered while trying to utter "Domo arigato gozoimastu" after we hugged.

I want to hug him tighter next year! I think I'll give him 12 roses as a present if I ever see him again!

My head was so light as we embraced, I think the hug might have been akward and I hope he wasn't creeped out by me.

I have never been happier than when we hugged this year.

Please come back again next year ZUN!

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>>11478740
pretty much this

there is so many stuff, that some people get into it just because there is a near endless supply. Even if you aren't into touhou you can find stuff you can enjoy regardless, the wide range of different song arrangements, doujins is

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>>11479043
You should fix that sentence before telling someone to blather nonsense in front of a jap.

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>>11479062
Was he trying to say "I love you zun-sama" in japanese?

How would you pronounce that then?

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I wish there was a way to meet ZUN without having to put up with hundreds of normie weebs who are only at the con to fuck eachother.

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>>11479068
Just use the first three words in the original sentence + desu if you're into that kind of thing.

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>>11477709
Someone please draw this

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>>11475248
ZUN has attained enlightenment and feels a great inner peace and sense of oneness with the universe and all life in it.

That's the reason he can wear those terrible shirts so well.

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>>11478535
> This picture is so accurate.

Only if you have an infantilism fetish.

What a crock of shit. "Skinny and soft?" You can't have both, dude.

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Think Zun will ever come to Australia?

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Is that a cosplayer cosplaying ZUN or is that him himself?

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>>11479182

ZUN's coming to Finland next

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A great day in Mima-ZUN relations.

I'm pretty sure this guy is also the one who asked about Mima at the Q&A.

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>>11479239
I think he is Alice's dad.

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>>11477826

You're too shy to name someone whose cosplay you're commenting on?

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ZUN needs to come to a west coast convention next

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>>11479417
ZUN comes to events he's invited to. Ask the event organizers!

AX and Fanime probably aren't capable of getting him though. They don't have the personal touch needed, and they've treated a lot of guests pretty poorly in the past.

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>>11479446
I've only been to the last two AXes because they happen to be nearby.
What do they do, force them to sit all day signing autographs when they're not in panels?

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>>11479450
Could supply him with plentiful norcal and OR brews.

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>http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/1733662.htm
Is Futaba currently jealous that USA got ZUN?
There was a thread yesterday with many replies on the 55-2hu-board, anyone know an archive exists to look it up?

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>>11479417
One in europe would be nice, but with how europe has so many different languages the fandom here is not one big group. And ZUN has visited europe on his honeymoon.

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>>11478681
How did a monkey get into the convention??

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>>11479698
yakumo-family.com

You're looking for those two specifically:
http://yakumo-family.com/page/dec.2chan.net/
http://yakumo-family.com/page/may.2chan.net/

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>>11479698
I'm not sure, but events where fans can meet ZUN and take photos with him don't seem to be common. So japanese fans could be jealous of that. Conventions like in the west don't exist in japan.

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>>11479713
I’m a bit disappointed he didn’t visit my country, I always see him sipping beers from here.

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>>11479722
Thanks.
Here it is: http://yakumo-family.com/fudat/bcff538dc3a863a106fb338ea0d8ef64/
I recognize some "gaijin"-characters and swearings.

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>>11479738
what country are you from?

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>>11479758
Belgium.

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>>11479760
Please take this a little more seriously. What country are you from?

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>>11479763
This is bullying, Nigel.

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Man, she looks fucking thrilled. Also nice beer's-up there ZUN.

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>>11479741
>メリケン人は心底楽しそうで羨ましい

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>>11479741
>I recognize some "gaijin"-characters and swearings.

http://yakumo-family.com/fudat/9942be0249e2602d9c61b636db65f14f/
>/jp/はひらがなカタカナ覚えて小１レベルの漢字ぐらいは分からないと馬鹿にされる板だし……
>50人に1人ぐらいは実用に足る翻訳スキルがあるから大抵はなんとかなる

>恐ろしいところだな…

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>>11479807
She's so hyped her teeth almost fell off

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>>11479817
Hm? Are they bullying /jp/sies?
Moot-san ... and now futaba, just how much suffering has /jp/topia to endure?

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>>11480100
>>11480105
Man, I kinda wish I got to write a letter.
Why didn't /jp/ organize anything?

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>>11480115
>Why didn't /jp/ organize anything?
Because “cons are for normies and therefore gross”.

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>>11480115
Which community organized that book or the scroll? I didn't know there was any bigger touhou community besides /jp/ or doujinstyle.

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>>11479817
Someone translate.

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>>11480130
> Jp/ wa hiraganakatakana oboete ko 1 reberu no kanji gurai wa wakaranai to bakanisareru-bandashi……
>50-ri ni 1-ri gurai wa jitsuyō ni taru hon'yaku Suki ru ga arukara taitei wa nantoka naru
>Osoroshī tokoroda na…

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>>11480105
That's a stupid name

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>>11480152
>Osoroshī tokoroda na…

Told

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>>11480115
Some people were talking about putting together a package full of craft beers to gift to him but it didn't happen.

>>11480128
Gensokyo, Shrinemaiden, and Touhouwiki are all vaguely related and had a hand in putting it together, I think.

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>>11475174
You can only fuck one of them.
Which one do you choose /jp/?

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>>11480207
The project itself was started on Shrinemaiden and, as it grew, later attracted help from Gensokyo, THwiki, and others.

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>>11480215
Oh please no, I couldn't possibly pick just one.

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>>11480218
But not us...

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me for does ZUN look younger and healthier than he used to?

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>>11480246
forgot pic for comparison

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>>11480152
>Osoroshī tokoroda na…
I-it's not really...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480246
His wife gave him strength.

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>>11480246

Zun confirmed for achieving youkai status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480246
He should still work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480282
He's becoming a beer youkai/magician and will remain forever young as long as he continues to drink beer.

[Anonymous No.]

Women shouldn't be touhou fans, unless they're prepubescent.

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>>11480294
But what about Eirin and Kanako cosplay?

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>>11480294
>Women shouldn't exist, unless they're prepubescent

-fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480330
>Let's all be prepubescent again

Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480330
Lolis are annoying and not erotic. I like milfs the most because you can make babies with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480372
>disgusting

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>>11480372
>Lolis are annoying
Less than women.

>and not erotic
Full homo.

>I like milfs the most because you can make babies with them.
Babies actually are annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480372
Impregnation fetish is worst fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480372
Once a woman hits menopause, they can't get pregnant. MILFs are just as incapable of reproduction as lolis are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480372
I agree. Impregnation is a huge fetish of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480414
Menopause is pretty late in life ...

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>>11479061
... but did you grab his butt?

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>>11480547
I didn't want to make it any more scary or awkward than it already was.

I felt that the hug was not tight enough, maybe I should have hugged tighter?

Also butt grabbing is kind of lewd. I hate lewd things.

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>>11480578
Didn't you memorize a japanese phrase to show him your appreciation in his native language?

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>>11480585

>>11479061
> I was so nervous I stuttered while trying to utter "Domo arigato gozoimastu" after we hugged.

I thanked him in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate seeing normals here
I feel stupid for getting so angry

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>>11480616
idk the whole idea of having an event for this shit in general is what bothers me the most, i mean it's completely retarded if you think about it. why would anyone care this much just to hang around some disgusting smelly nerds.

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>>11480642
I only went to see ZUN.

I've never gone to a con before.

Seeing moot was a bonus.

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>>11480644
how cute was he on a scale from one to ten

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>>11480646
Cute enough to hug. So I did.

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>>11480653
Lucky. Was he nice too?

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>>11480642
Many people weren't disgusting. The disgusting ones were how I would imagine half of /jp/. All and all, it was a lot of fun; since the board is flooded with shit anyway I think it's fine to throw another honest drop in the bucket.
Just ignore whoever you don't want to talk to and look at the cute girls or whatever. It's just like the internet except you are less likely to shitpost because then people will personally shit on you.

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>>11480653
Cute? He bullied /jp/, and not in a tsun-tsun-way in a really bullyish way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480666
But there are so few cute girl, hardly any average ones at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480653
I wish I had the guts to hug Zun. I figured it would be inappropriate, so I decided against it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11478681
>Also me, also bottom right

are you like moogy dude

where's ur fate tee

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480671
Hitler did a lot of bad things, but he's still pretty cute, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

It looks like ZUN had a good time in America. Judging by his twitter, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should ask ZUN whether he wants to come to France or Germany. We all know English here anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480671
moot bullied /jp/, but I was talking about ZUN who did not.

I would have liked to hug Moot but my car broke down Friday, couldn't get there until Saturday night missing a lot of significant events I wanted (buying 2hu shirt, autograph)

>>11480672
Part of the reason I decided to go through with it was because I didn't get to see or any of the con Friday like I wanted.

Even now I'm afraid that it might have been inappropriate or that I might have offended him. Sorry ZUN.

But in all likelihood it's not on his mind at all, even though hugging him made me happier than at any point this year by far. I could feel my eyes swell with tears of joy and happiness

A cute girl hugged him after me so I guess it's ok. If only I were a cute girl then maybe it would have been more pleasant for him.

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>>11480691
Free beer. Big burgers. Loose women. What's not to love?

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>>11480669
That's true. I don't set my real life standards very high or have looking at the cutest of girls being the only purpose to being outside though.

Even if there are bad threads on /jp/, I just keep browsing, you know? Some people have great costumes but an uncute face, and I can still enjoy it just from the former aspect.

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>>11480696
Oh, you poor, innocent thing...

My heart would start racing if I saw ZUN irl.
But that will never happen, right?
And, if it even would, I will not be satisfied by just a hug. All I want to do is to chat with him for hours sipping beer and eating grilled meat. ;_;

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Please hug moot with a knife

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>>11480696
I'm pretty sure even if he wasn't fully comfortable with it, he'll write it off to cultural differences.

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>>11480735
I was thinking of something along the lines of bringing a piece of cake and say "This is from /v/", then squash it to his face and say "and this is from /jp/"

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>>11479198
what! for real? where d you hear that?

This better not be a bait

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>>11480771
Germany and Finland are two European countries that seem pretty popular in Japan for some reason. Unlike my tiny, primitive country.

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>>11480765
Moot come visit Los Angeles there are many beautiful women and nerds to jerk you off.

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>>11480771
Don’t believe him Eno-sama, he’s lying

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>>11480808
Lichtenstein?

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>>11480829
He said primitive so I'm going with Latvia wwwwww

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>>11480834
Maybe Greece? They've just arrested their last chance to become a great country again.

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>>11480728 here,
>>11480834
Well, he has been once to slav countries, on a trip to Czech and Germany.
Beer trip.
I read that ZUN was even in Poland, my country, but only on his way to Czech.

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>>11480878

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>>11480878
I've internet-stalked him throughout his trip and I can assure you the train he took from Berlin to Prague did not go anywhere near Poland.

He drunk with some Poles in a Prague beer hall, though.

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>>11480981
Why didn’t he go west of Germany? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Here is moot with ZUN again.

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>>11480993
kanpai

fucking car.

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>>11480993

God damn you, Poole, you manage to ruin everything I love..

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475174
I thought I was supposed to hate these cosplayers?
A lot of them look cute, and like nice people.

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>>11480993
moot is such a lucky man.

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>>11479741

Can you please refrain from posting my image.

I want to post it now and I can't.

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>>11481023
>my image
Prove it.

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>>11481023
You could just put a black pixel in a corner with paint. I do that.

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>>11481026
Check the archive, bitch.

That image is mine and has first been posted here with the filename : 1331775455445.jpg

That's my fucking image!

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>>11481067
Please don't be angry.
You are ruining the mood.
Don't bully.

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>>11481075
It's my image and I don't like other people using it without permission.

I wanted to post it now and I can't because of that, anyone would get angry under the same circumstance.

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>>11481081
It's anyone's image now ;)

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>>11481017
Yeah. (not OP) This was my first convention, and I was expecting tons of fat neckbeards with poor cosplays, but surprisingly the ratio of cute girls cosplaying to landwhales was like 1:1.

I was able to meet ZUN on sunday. I was walking around just thinking to myself "It would really make my birthday if I could bump into ZUN today. Lo and behold, my prayers were answered. Words cannot describe how happy and giddy I was after getting a photo with him and shaking his hand.

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>>11481089
happy almost your birthday

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>>11481086
I hope you get hit by a car.

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>>11481081
>It's my image and I don't like other people using it without permission.

Lol, where's your copyright, you fucking nerd?

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>>11481017
I went. It was really not bad at all. You are not on /jp/ in real life, but it is really not all that shabby when everyone is wearing a dress.

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>>11481098
thank you anon

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>>11481202
Happy birthday dude

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>>11481089
Cons in general are nowhere near as full of fat neckbeards with poor cosplays as people like to make them out to be.

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>>11481089
He's probably just Highly Responsive to Prayers.

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>>11476674
I want to kill it with fire but you have to give them credit for the geta.

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>>11479239

Holy shit look at ZUN's smile "he knows"

I'm feeling it more than every /jp/ in all 206

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>>11481857
Truly an epic surprise box, /v/-kun!

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>>11480258

That's not all she gave him...

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>>11482245
Anon please

[Anonymous No.]

I thought he hates white people.

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>>11482261
That’s just a myth. I mean he named his one man doujin circle after Shanghai precisely because of its East-meets-West connotations.

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>>11482261
He was only signing official Touhou merchandise, so he doesn't hate our money.

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>>11482261
When I met him he called me a white nigger and had to be held back by a group of asian guys cosplaying as girls from idolm@ster.

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>>11482271
It's funny no one of the people at the panel remembered these guidelines from ZUN:

>○二次創作物の制限について
>・原作の流通（一般的な同人流通）を越えた形態での販売（海外向けのダウンロード販売等）
>Restrictions on derivative works
>Sale of works in channels that are further reaching than the distribution channels used by the original works. The original works are primarily sold in general doujin channels. So, please refrain from using download sales sites primarily oriented for overseas customers, etc.

He hates westies.

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>>11482300
What the hell does that have to do with the west, moron?

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>>11482300
No, he doesn’t hate Westerners. This should be clear by now.

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>>11482300
Nah, he loves us. He'll be back next year.

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>>11482300
>please refrain from using download sales sites primarily oriented for overseas customers
Says nothing about importing the actual material.
I understand why you would be mad. I'd be angry too if I were a nip right now, with how ZUN is effusing praise for us Westerners.

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>>11482238
_______Ｓｕｒｐｒｉｓｅ！_______

HRtP is the first game in the series, secondary-kun.

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>>11479239
>>11482229

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>>11482338
What are you trying to say? Everyone knows what HRtP is. I'm sick of this "secondary" meme. You think jp users could come up with something more intelli -- you know what? That is exactly what I expect from jp users these days. How I long for the boards of 09. I want to take it easy, but folks like you just can't seem to stop sucking dank chimp ass.

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>>11482373

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>>11482379
You know as well as I do that the term "secondary" has been around since /jp/s inception, perhaps even earlier.

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>>11482379
Is something wrong, /s4s/-san? Just take it easy.

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>>11482379
>How I long for the boards of 09
You're an oldfag, huh? I'm somewhat of an oldfag myself.

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>>11482409
>/s4s/
u fokin wot m8 ill fortune ya for gettin' ma name wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, check out this cool cosplay that I found at AWA

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>>11482439
It's perfect

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>>11482439
There were so many great MeMe's

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>>11482466
>that mustache
Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

Did ZUN say anything unusual or reveal information that he hadn't mentioned before the convention?

Or was this just a ZUN appreciation meetup?

I wish I could have gone.

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>>11482466
thats kinda neat.

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>>11482524
PC-98 games are canon.

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>>11482563

I always thought he just didn't want to use those characters. Was there really confusion as to whether or not they were canon? The fact that Reimu, Marisa, Alice and Yuuka appear in them suggests to me that they couldn't not be canon.

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From the Q+A session:
>>11478571
Q: If you were trapped in a hot spring with any two characters, which two would they be?
A: Hmmm… I need to think about this one for a bit. (drinks beer, mumbles something about Marisa before catching himself) Well, beer would certainly be involved.

>>11482524
Q: Is PC-98 canon to the Windows games?
A: They happen in the same world, but at the time I made them I didn’t realize there would be conflicts with future games. If there’s a contradiction, go with the newest thing.

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whih one the real.

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>>11482590
>If you were trapped in a hot spring with any two characters, which two would they be?

I thought that was an amusing question and not that bad. If anything the question about fan OCs made me roll my eyes more.

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>>11482589
Which touhous do the shadows belong to on the bottom?

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>>11482603
That's mokou on the left, I'm not sure about the right.

I know because I was right there at that same angle.

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>>11482590
>Q: If you were trapped in a hot spring with any two characters, which two would they be?

Well, /jp/?

I would pick Mamizou. I'm not sure who the second would be. Perhaps Mokou or Marisa.

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>>11482634
Youmu and Satori.

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>>11482634

Definitely Mokou. The spring would never get too cold that way.

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>>11482634
Murasa and wakasagihime

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>>11482640
Having a mind reader would remove all the fun! How could you make subtle hints if your deepest thoughts are laid bare for her eyes? Seduction is a game, and you shan't give one player the cheat codes.

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>>11482656
Would a mermaid be able to handle a hot spring? I'd expect them to be used to the much colder ocean.

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>>11482658
I like how you say things. You have a way with words anon.

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>>11482667
The ocean is pretty warm near the equator. The water is around 90 degrees in the summer in florida, I don't really know if that's comparable to a hot spring though. I've never been to one myself

[Anonymous No.]

I got to shake his hand so that's good enough for me. Plus I got a picture of him drinking beer.

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>>11482706
Also sorry for the bad quality.

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>>11482589
I love that pose. Did he do it in all of the pictures?

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>>11482634
Yuyuko and Youmu. Yuyuko so she can tease me and Youmu so i can tease her

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>>11482686
>The water is around 90 degrees in the summer in florida, I don't really know if that's comparable to a hot spring though.

Google-san tells me that hot springs tend to be body temperature or hotter, so your Florida water is slightly cooler.

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>>11482747
Ah, an excellent choice! I hadn't taken the interactions of my potential companions into consideration! Perhaps you could even team up with Yuyuko to taste Youmu an exceptional amount?

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>>11482758
>taste
Ah, a typo...I mean tease...

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>>11482758
>taste
A typo... I mean tease.

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>>11481017
thats only 100% trtue for reimu /marisa layers... pro layers you gotta use your own judgement, i mean, i would fuck her, but that would be it...

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>>11482634
Suwako and ?????

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>>11482590
First is a pretty inaccurate translation. Transcription here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BjvdBdCCxE

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>>11482838
he said reimu and marisa...

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>>11479817
>/jp/ is a board where you get made fun of unless if you don't know at least kana and first grade level kanji
>1 in 50 of them have enough prowess to be translators so they can manage most things

>what a horrifying place...

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>>11482838
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BjvdBdCCxE
Nobody has the full video of the interview yet?

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>>11482928
Only 1 in 50? I'm kind of disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

How does a man drink so much beer and not gain weight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483021
Anxiety, sex, and amphetamines

"-zun" in Japanese means "tweeker"

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>>11482634
Marisa/Patchouli or Sakuya/Patchouli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483021
Beer is actually low in fat.
Beer alone ironically won't give you a beer gut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483216
wow...

people still think fat makes you fat in 2013

[Candy Chiu !!Y0shoLstLwF No.]

>>11482584
nah, I though it was ovbious it was canon unless something gets retconned

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>>11483216
>Beer is actually low in fat.
Maybe in Europe and America.

In Japan, beer is made out of fermented whales.

[Candy Chiu !!Y0shoLstLwF No.]

>>11482634
Mami/Patchy

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>>11482634

Yuugi and Sukia just for the drunken shenanigans that will occur with those two.

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason nobody here seems to understand what ZUN's answer to the hot spring question was, but over in the japan ZUN thread it's obvious that he said reimu and marisa.

And here I thought you knew japanese /jp/, for shame.

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>>11482634
Definitely Youmu and Yuyuko.

[Anonymous No.]

He's adorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX3yQhheov4

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482634
nitori and momiji

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>>11484257
Yumemi cosplay? That was unexpected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482634
Parsee and Remilia for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>ZUN will never love you.

>He will never have hot sex with you.

>You will never know the pleasure of being cummed inside by ZUN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479061
The thought of some overweight guy, wobbling and shaking as he hugs ZUN only to end with speaking Japanese makes my head go all dizzy and funny with giggles

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>>11482747

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>>11484276
Only his Orval husbando deserves his love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483220
This. Its the carbs in beer that make you fat.