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Dangerous scary mind reading monsters that need to be adequately contained and punished thread.

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>> No.11454957

Can you at least let Koishi go? She doesn't read minds anymore.

>> No.11455002

no. she is a danger to everyone

>> No.11455081
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She only wants to play with you.

>> No.11455114
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Look at that smug face, I bet she's reading your mind and planning on extorting you with your secrets later!

>> No.11455188

Fully delitized and rope mummified?

>> No.11455340

more bondage touhous please

>> No.11455376

God. NO. Don't. No. I'm going to go scrub myself until I bleed from the thought.

>> No.11455530
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Such trickery! She can't be allowed to see the light of day!

>> No.11455563


I'm self-aware enough that she wouldn't be able to find anything that'd hurt me.

>> No.11455572


she can read into your memories without you thinking about them

>> No.11455573
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Why contain it?

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To stop it from destroying our socierty that is built on lies and deception

>> No.11455594
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flushing the eye is also option.

>> No.11455595
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Let them spill over to the Human Village, let them freeze in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to seal them.

>> No.11455603


I'm still butthurt over Double Black Death Butterfly. Why take a Phantasm card, make it even harder and put it into Normal mode?

>> No.11455606

Because Satori is a monster.

>> No.11455623
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Satori is lovely! She just wants your love, too!

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Monsterously monster.

Don't let her seduce you!

>> No.11455632
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All she needs is love!

>> No.11455639


My love is kind of icky, I don't want to give it to anyone.

>> No.11455762

That is exactly why Koishi is one of the scariest Tohos, she might decide one day that destroying your mind sounds like just as much fun as anything else.

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>> No.11456443
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Nue on the other hand

should be president

>> No.11456460

Go home YAF.

>> No.11456463

Hypothetically if these things were imprisoned in the room next to yours, but were permanently locked up and gagged with no means of communication, would it bother you they they could still read your mind?

If a tree falls the the forest...

>> No.11456465

It's an eye. Which means it needs to see you in order to read your mind.

Even through some dialogues from SA suggest she might be able to read someone's mind if the person is using a communication device.

>> No.11456476
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You walked in.
There's a monster undressing.
What do you do?

[] Spank.
[] Rape.
[] Murder.
[] Kick her out.

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I keep seeing this in Satori threads but I don't know what it stands for. Is it some kind of Satori torturing device? Because that would be dreadful.

>> No.11456521
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No. A YAF is a robot, programmed to hate communism, purple prose, and youkais.
Sometimes YAF will attempt to assist people, but the very second it'll witness a monster's skirt, it'll chase after it.

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That still doesn't tell me what it is.

>> No.11456530
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It's a bot. A bot designed to replace all words like "Satori, youkai, cute, tender love" with "monster, monster, punch in the cunt, fart on the face while it's sleeping".
It's used on a certain IRC channel.

Said channel is quite infamous, so I won't tell you more about it.

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Oh ok.

>> No.11456545
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But the story's not over.
That bot became more and more popular, and one day, a churl, presenting himself as "YAF", began to roleplay the bot.

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After that, the story becomes unfunny.
Trying to be fun, YAF (the guy) constantly impersonated the bot, repeating that all youkai were monsters, that Satori sucked balls (figuratively).

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And then she got rid of YAF the bot while trying to shut down YAF the guy.
They accidentally banned the bot from the channel, and he's still banned ever since.
Meanwhile, the YAF guy is still roaming around on the Internet, repeating that all youkais are bad.

YAF's story is a really sad story. It's a story of betrayals, backstabbing, and unfunny jokes. Clearly, YAF is someone to be scorned.

>> No.11456563
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>Clearly, YAF is someone to be scorned.
And even more when he claims to not know what a YAF is.

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Enough sad stories! Post Satori!

>> No.11456888
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All she needs is love! And dicks!

>> No.11456896
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Would you give Satori the D despite the hate?

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You mean if she hates me? I wouldn't force myself on anyone, it's not my way.

I wouldn't hate her though, not unless she gave me a reason, and Satori isn't the type.

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Just a reminder that they have already seen every sexual fantasy you can possibly think of from all the men in Gensokyo they have come into contact with. Your thoughts mean nothing to them when they are already desensitized.

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I was asking this YAF, if he's still here.

You can hate Satori and give her the D even so if you want though.

>> No.11456914
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Then the only way is to come up with new and amazing depravities!

>> No.11456937

I can't think of anything else except fuck them here and now. Prepare yourself, eyeballs bitches.

>> No.11456947
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Someone uploaded HOPE which is probably the best HM work so far. Of course it's main focus is Koishi.

>> No.11456955
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And then he wrote Satori loves stories.

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I like that artist, although he is strange.

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I'd probably give her a bunk at my home. I think many people would.

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Yes, I may have forgot to mention something midly important : YAF is also a writefag.

Last time I checked, he wasn't that bad. Weird style, but still better than Patchwork.

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Why would one write love stories about 2hus he supposedly hates?

>> No.11457141

Who's Patchwork?

>> No.11457145

Oops, meant 2 quot >>11457004

>> No.11457153

You fagmos talking about fan fiction faggot shit again?

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It's a mystery.

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Very strange.

So this is a fetish, huh?

>> No.11457227

What isn't? Even your mom's a fetish.

>> No.11457231

He's a tsundere.
He keep saying he hates her, and yet he loves her. Figuratively speaking. To my knowledge, he hasn't made love to his USB port.

>> No.11457278

Are you suggesting Satori's vagina is as tight as a USB port?

>> No.11457283

No. I'm suggesting YAF is potentially crazy enough to believe that.
Don't forget what we're dealing with : with someone that always uses his trip, even when posting outside of his threads.

And you know who else did that? Besides Adolf Hitler? MAO ZEDONG.

>> No.11457294

Mao Zedong and Adolf Hitler post on /jp/?

>> No.11457299

Posted. Everyone knows they're on /pol/ now.

>> No.11457305

Too bad, I really wanted to know how Mao felt about the feud between USA and USSR, and who's side he truly was on.

>> No.11457310

Do you think Satori's vagina would electrocute you like an USB port?

>> No.11457312

You can go on /pol/ if you're that curious.
But it's worse than /b/, so be prepared.

Satori's not Iku.

>> No.11457314

Mao was on his own side.

>> No.11457316
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Master of disguise.

>> No.11457320
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But you just said...

>> No.11457321

I wish I could read Satori a bed time story

>> No.11457322

I wish Satori could read me a bed story

>> No.11457328

That Koisi looks very hen, sempai. Although I can't put ore no yubi on it

>> No.11457330

I wish my bed could read me a bedtime story

>> No.11457342

What kind of story?

>> No.11457339

I wish my bedtime could read me a Satori story.

>> No.11457343

I wish Satori was real

>> No.11457348

A Satory!

>> No.11457346

Little Red Riding Hood

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>> No.11457361

Come on, cut him some slack. It was pretty funny.

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A real master of disguise.

>> No.11457371

I laughed but you have to admit it's a groaner type pun.

I'm not the guy who said "groan" btw. Just saying it's not necessarily an insult

>> No.11457375

Is TH-P still alive? I thought it died long ago.

>> No.11457378

It was a positive groan. Because that joke made me smile. I wasn't going to post "hahaha" or "lol" or even "xD" when I just smiled.

>> No.11457392

Yup, still there. Seen better days but still active.

>> No.11457399

Are they still having that awful doom story?

>> No.11457404

Yeah, screw you too.
Doom story?

>> No.11457406

The one with a complete gary tsu that levelled everyone with a bfg.

>> No.11457413

So it's probably dead. Good, that story sucked anyway.

>> No.11457411

No. Never heard of it.

>> No.11457426

>awful doom story
>a complete gary tsu that levelled everyone with a bfg
I'm sorry, but that sounds fucking hilarious, even if it's for the wrong reasons.

>> No.11457466
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To be honest, good stories heroes are totally different from good video games heroes.

In a story, a good hero is an interesting hero. Someone you can sympathize with, or someone you can respect. For example, Harry Potter is a poor orphan that get abused on a hourly basis. That makes him pathetic, and therefore sympathetic.

The Doomguy, on another hand, doesn't even exist as a character. He has no personality, he never talks. To give you an idea, even Gordon Freeman, the mute guy, is more of a character than the Doomguy.

Trying to write a story based on a character that never speaks, never talks to anyone, take an insane amount of drugs, and is probably crazy wasn't a bright idea.
With skills, of course, you can make it into an interesting idea. But in that story, the Doomguy suddenly found himself able to speak, lost all his weapons except for the shotgun, and wasn't insane due to the whole "Visited Hell. Fucking trashed the place. Twice. Splattered the Icon of Sin all other the place. Slaughtered the Mother of All Demons."

In other words, not only the story was focused on a character that is NOT interesting, but it also completely changed him.
To give you an idea, if you were to take Commander Shepard, turn him into a khajit that spends his time wondering whether he should act and never shooting anyone, that would be the same thing. A complete rape of the original character.

>> No.11457576

Well, it looks like I ruined the thread with that wall of text.

>> No.11457588
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What? No you didn't.

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Well, darn. And I'm out of Satori pictures. I'll have to refuel.

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Too late.

[x] Twirl tongue inside navel repeatedly.

If I had a Satori I would buy her cute clothes and have her wear a different one on each day of the month.

I finished that Satori story on /ug/ a few days ago, so good.

>> No.11458072
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What kinds of outfits?

>> No.11458074

That doesn't seem like adequate containment at all.

>> No.11458156
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It would depend on the weather of course.
A sundress here, a belly-showing attire there...

>> No.11458505
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This sounds fine.

>a belly-showing attire there...
This doesn't.
Can't she just wear her normal clothes? She likes them.

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>I finished that Satori story
You keep talking about that thing. Are you YAF?

Also outfit.

>> No.11458861
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I can't for the life of me, write decent stories.

I was thinking about something like this. (With panties of course).

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>I can't for the life of me, write decent stories.
That's what YAF always said.

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Pretty revealing...at least enough to get people's imaginations running.
Again, she'd prefer her normal clothes.

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This is pretty normal to me.

Really, I can't. And also I never finished the ones I started.

Good night.

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>And also I never finished the ones I started.
Now, this is the part where I point and laugh at you.

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˙dıןɟ uǝǝɹɔs s,ɔpp ǝʇɐɥ ı

>> No.11459807

Post the ones you started.

>> No.11460594

I am waiting.

>> No.11460598
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Please do.


And anyways they're hidden in an old backup I made years ago, so I would have to search for days to find them.

>> No.11460739

Are we in a hurry?

>> No.11460865
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I love this card so much.

>> No.11461057
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I wrote a few fanfics that weren't complete bullshit, and I laugh at you.

>> No.11461136
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I'm not saying they were bullshit, but they weren't of my liking. But I guess others are the only ones who can judge that. I ain't going to post anything, so laugh if you must.

>> No.11461167

I'm already laughing. Not only I wrote decent fanfics, I also finished them.

>> No.11461173
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I wonder if Satori is like most writers, in that she thinks her work is crap?

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You did not need to post the whole fanfic. We would be satisfied with just a single paragraph. Well, it's your choice. Starting from now you're banned from all Satori threads for 2 months.

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Please no, I'd die without my dose of Satori.

>> No.11461605

I never, not even once, though that my stories were crap.

(I'm lying.)

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Who is this artist? I don't even know what to begin searching on pixiv for..... this

Also, look out, two monsters have invaded your bed!

>> No.11463120
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IQDB it. SauceNAO it.

Koishi isn't my type at all, but I'd be mad to miss the chance to sleep with Satori. But as they say, three's a crowd...but it's also my only bed. They also don't seem interested in sleep, come to think of it, and god damn do I need some.
What a conundrum.

>> No.11463140
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So many fanfic writers here. You're only doing it the better to understand Satori, right?


>> No.11463299
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To be honest, in my story, Satori got locked up in her room while her sister was abducted. But there's a context. A bad one.

>> No.11463330

>capable of magic
>locked in a room
That doesn't make a bit of sense.

>> No.11463335

>implying you can lockpick everything because you can fly and shoot bullets
It's not the same thing.

>> No.11463344
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you can shoot down the door tho

or just destroy the entire room

>> No.11463352
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Why would you destroy your own room?

>> No.11463355
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I hate my room

>> No.11463357
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Congratulations, you're the ONLY guy in the world that hate his room while having Internet.

>> No.11463368
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That Satorin is so great.

Shame she will never get the D.

>> No.11463423
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Does she want it?

>> No.11463426
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Of course.
Quick! Think of something funny!

>> No.11463452


cray zee

>> No.11463460
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Satori wants the Kiss.

>> No.11463483

What a small waist.

>> No.11463491
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koishi is the most insane touhou

>> No.11463588
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here is proof

>> No.11463593
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Please use the proper nicovideo link from kamS and don't use the jewish platform to support western video-stealing pigs. Thank You.

>> No.11463598
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Jewish? At least youtube doesn't ask me for 5$ per month to watch videos in high quality.

>> No.11463604
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Satori is tiny!

And so easy to break!

>> No.11463605 [DELETED] 

That's because streaming videos isn't for free. Youtube/Google on the other hand collects information about you to bomb you with adds and treats you as guinea pigs for their stuff. And at least nicovideo is constantly working, unlike Youtube.

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>> No.11463613
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That's because streaming videos isn't for free. Youtube/Google on the other hand collects information about you to bomb you with adds and treats you as guinea pigs for their stuff. And at least nicovideo is constantly working, unlike Youtube.
Youtube's jewish concept is leading to the quality of the videos you got there nowadays: short gibberish shit with over thousand adobe premiere™ effects and a bikini girl in the thumbnail to get more clicks to get more money. Great community.

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listen o this minute to the end of the video to get 2013 in a nut shell for me

>> No.11463781
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Woah! Satori gives you the finger for bullying her! You gonna take that, jaypee?

>> No.11463799
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how mean

>> No.11463802
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>> No.11463811
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Time for a rape.

>> No.11463828
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Byakuren would not approve! Youkai deserve to be treated with love and respect like any human!

>> No.11463838

Atleast she's a youkai, so she has extra physical resistance and getting loved isn't detrimental to her health.

Just don't have a blessed dick.

>> No.11463844

>Youkai deserve to be treated with love and respect like any human!
Last time a girl gave me the finger, I punched her in the solar plexus. No matter what she is, in the name of equality, I treat women as men, and I treat youkai as human.
Everyone's fucking equal.

>> No.11463880 [DELETED] 
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I wanna fuck you!

>> No.11463900

Last guy who fucked with me went back crying to his friend.

>> No.11463907


I like your outlook. No homo, though. I don't hate gays but I think they're gross.

>> No.11463908

My boner is happy.

>> No.11463913
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Satorin sends you a secret message! Can you decipher it?

>> No.11463914

I don't hate gays either, to be honest.
As long as they're not trying to insert their appendices in my orifices, I'm cool with them.

>> No.11463917

C = 3?
Does that mean that C4 = 12?

>> No.11463919


It's a catface wearing a yamaka.

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>c = 3
>c4 = 12
Satorin is 12?!

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>> No.11463933

~looks like a penis with one ball and two heads

>> No.11463948
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But what does it MEAN?

>> No.11463950
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I shall defend my foamy stronghold at all costs.
They better be prepared to have their tummies assaulted and their navels thoroughly licked.

There will be no mercy.

>> No.11463952

you are so cute /jp/

>> No.11463954
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It means she can't draw.

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>no heart-shaped pupils
How am I supposed to fap to this?

Also you still haven't posted your fics.

>> No.11464031 [SPOILER] 
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Any moron can draw a dick.
It just proves that Satori is too stupid to even draw cocks.

>> No.11464076
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>Satori is too stupid

Before you ask, I'm quoting your post.

>> No.11464080
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Let's make a deal.
You take the tummy, I take the ass.

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>> No.11464186

Satori should wear knickerbockers and no skirts. She's not a girl anymore.

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Do boys have THESE?

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We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. 八坂 spoke of the mythical Shrine on the Hill. Soon that shrine will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings. Gods.

>> No.11464286

I think she just needs to know of the person, and to be within a certain distance. When she discovers there's someone on the surface, she immediately tries to read their mind, only to say that they're too fat.

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Can we trust the green hair ones?

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I wish Satori was a boy, with a little shota pee-pee and pink public hair. Cute.

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And now a Deus Ex reference. I might like you one day.

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And next you're gonna say, "I want to wipe Satorin's nose after she had a nosebleed"!

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You're gonna need to tell me more about this now.

>> No.11464757
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To put it simply, the main character was accused by Byakuren of the murder of a Rokurokubi, so he went underground in order to get Koishi to testify that he was innocent.
Except that Satori hated him, and she refused to let Koishi go. So the character threw her in a room, locked the room, abducted Koishi, and returned to the surface.

Yeah, that sounds stupid. I was still learning basics when I wrote that. But I still enjoyed writing it.

>> No.11464780

Can I read it on TH-P?

>> No.11464792

If it hasn't been erased. And if you don't mind horrible English and no proofreading.

>> No.11464825

Can I have a title?

>> No.11464841

I suggest not reading it. Really. Not trying inversed psychology. I had fun writing it, but it really sucked.

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Just give me a damn title, you donkey.

>> No.11464853

Fine. Friction About Ground.
My apologies.

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We meet again.

>> No.11464917
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That isn't how I'm called.

>> No.11464934

The correct English word to use there would be "what". "That isn't what I'm called".

I know who you are.

>> No.11464941

>that shit tier SSAO

>> No.11464953
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Things never change. THP users are still obsessed and willing to carry their grudges from one website to another.

>> No.11464959
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Please don't label us like that.

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Funny. I was one of the people who didn't mind you at all.

>> No.11464988
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Kinda difficult.
You see, people who met me on THP usually call me Ddyk, because that was my trip, and I started using it early.
People that dislike me enough to actually google my nickname usually call me by that other name, since that's the name I'm using everywhere else on the internet.

So by that logic, if you're calling me like that, either you know me from another website, or you hate me enough to know I'm using that name.

I can't even recognize my high school friends, even through they've got faces, names and stuff. Asking me to recognize Anon is basically asking me to recitate a Buddhist mantra. In Chinese.
Unless you fall into purple prose mode and start giving useful advices. In which case, I'm pretty sure I can identify you.

But enough about me. How's THP? Is Taisa still not writing anything at all?

>> No.11464990

I meant to say "Shine on the Mountain" not Hill. Forgive me.

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>Unless you fall into purple prose mode and start giving useful advices. In which case, I'm pretty sure I can identify you.
I'm a lurker. So I don't think this could be me.

As for THP, it's dead. Like it's always been, really.

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>As for THP, it's dead. Like it's always been, really.
For some reason, I'm not surprised. They don't want things to change, so of course, it'll stay dead.

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I'd rather it remained dead than become infected with Satorin-torturing scumbags.

Tiny Satorin is tiny!

>> No.11465012
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Change is always for the best. That's how evolution works.
Denying evolution means stagnation. Or worse, regression.

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If change means Satori will be in pain, I refuse that change!

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I don't share your opinion.
But I respect it.

>> No.11465020
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If you respected Satorin you wouldn't wish pain upon her!

>> No.11465021

I ctrl+f and hope for tickl
but nothing came, so goodbye

>> No.11465025
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I have no respect for a girl too scared of her own power to move out. And I have no respect for a girl that cannot help her own sister.

>> No.11465038

Perhaps this is why people hate you.

>> No.11465044
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Because I don't like Satori?
Ah, no, young man, that is not enough ! You might have said, dear me, there are a thousand things !

>> No.11465070
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That being said, I am curious to see how the Kokoro/Koishi pairing will become.

>> No.11465151
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What's up with the Wanted posters?

>> No.11465161

They're there to show how badly I want Rin.

>> No.11465214
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>a girl that cannot help her own sister.
But Satori tries her best to help Koishi. You can't disrespect her only because she hasn't succeeded yet. It just takes lots of time to cure any mental illness.

I hope fans will make Kokoro a 5th member of Komeiji family instead of just taking Koishi away from the rest of chireidens.

>> No.11465269
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>But Satori tries her best to help Koishi.
Come on, my little teddy bear. Do you really think that the youkai equivalent of a cat lady can heal her insane sister?
It makes as much as sense as pretending to help the world by liking a Facebook profile.

>> No.11465646

Oh shush. It's not dead.

Of course. They're sisters.
Besides, she's trying. That's what matters.

>> No.11465740

>Besides, she's trying. That's what matters.
I never though I would read that one day.