/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I had a nasty dream last night.
Aya was in the outside world, reporting on some odd company. Weird blocky building, eerie small waiting room, maybe three-five people escorting her around.
Soon after the tour starts, she's led into a nondescript room, which turns out to be a brainwashing chamber or something. Aya stops moving completely and the group starts talking about how she can't move and can't look away from something and can't speak, one of them pointing out that it's not that she can't, it's that she won't.
At this point I'm seeing the scene from Aya's perspective, so I'm privy to her panic. She starts screaming, but can't open her mouth, and starts prying at the door. The group doesn't seem to care until she gets the door open and staggers into the waiting room. Then they sound an alarm, which is immediately canceled by some scary, serious-looking guy waiting in the waiting room, but I don't see what's up with that because by then Aya's out the door and fleeing at the speed of sound.

I started waking up a this point, so it gets pretty hazy. I know she ends up at my house, begging for help, and gets back to Gensokyo safely, but might be complaining about mental troubles, and Yukari might be involved with this, so I dunno. Woke up before I could find out, I think.


I've wanted to dream about Aya for years, but this sucked. What does it mean?
Also Aya thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the blog post. It was very entertaining. I totally read if from front to back. Really.

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>>11446728
Oh, shush. People post their /jp/ dreams all the time.

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>>11446730
People post troll threads all the time, too.

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>>11446740
True enough. But I don't.

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>>11446748
You didn't make this thread?

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>>11446812
'course I did. But it's not a troll thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Brainwashing Aya would be amazing. I bet you could even brainwash Aya into mutilating herself (cutting off wings, arms, etc).

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>>11446888
No way. Her will is to strong!

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>>11446829
No, but it's a terrible thread. Please shitpost somewhere else.

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>>11446913
It's not shitposting if he thinks it's a high quality thread. It's just bad posting.

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>>11446926
Damn it. How do I post well, then?

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>>11446899
Of course she would last much longer than a normal human, but in the end she will break just like everyone else.

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>>11446941
She'd escape.

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I had only one 2hu dream in my life, in which I started a new term in a university that for some reason looked like a castle. The road to the dormitory was a tiny brick bridge with rosaries hanging from the tiny rope rails, which I crossed on all fours almost shitting myself.
Inside was, ridiculously enough, a normal dorm room, except Remilia welcomed me as my roommate.
I said hi, went to unpack and suddenly she went for my neck. I covered it with arms and she bit into my arm. And for some ridiculous reason, I let it slide with only a "Hey, stop that! Fuck, you left a teeth in my wrist!" The rest of the dream was me studying and getting annoyed by her smiling and staring at me, then I got tired and wanted to get out... and realized there's no way in hell I'm going back through the bridge, and she is lucky to have wings.

[Anonymous No.]

Slutty tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

Aya is lovely

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>>11447044
It's true.

[Anonymous No.]

The only Touhou dreams I've had are weird and disappointing. One was me watching myself in a game dodging Remilia's bullet patterns. The other was me IRL reading a book containing nude Touhou pictures, art similar to ke-ta.

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>>11447101
You dream of reading about nude Touhous, then wake up and read about nude Touhous. You gotta branch out some, anon.

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I almost never dream about touhous, but just last night I saw a dream where Satori confessed her love to me and I rejected her for no reason. Even when I'm dreaming, I'm still a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

What does Aya dream about?

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>>11447101

Mine are way too short. They last about 5 seconds or so, whether it's Satori calling to Utsuho like a bird for help, having tea time with her, Koishi lying on my stomach and refusing to get off or that one where someone replaced everything on my bookshelf with lewd Touhou doujins.

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>>11447262
i have the same thing, extremely short and rare.
i can remember a dream where i briefly spoke to a touhou in a field, but i can't even remember which touhou it was.

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I had a dream where Aya was beating the shit out of Flandre, simply tossed her into the air like a ragdoll and speedblitzed her before she could react. It was scary.

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All the bird Touhous kinda gross me out because I realize they have cloaca.

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>>11447552
I don't know why you'd think they would. Most of the rest of them is human-looking.

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I rarely remember my dreams. Most of the times I don't even vaguely remember them, I would say I only dream once or twice a month but I hear we dream every night. I even put stuff by the bed to write on to help me remember my dreams but it never works. And whenever I do dream I feel like I've had the same dream several times before (it feels like I have about 3 dreams I keep on seeing but can't really remember any of them) On the plus side I've never had a nightmare, and I've never had a wet dream either.

>>11447557
Well, tengu do lay eggs, and you can't do that with normal human anatomy...

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>>11447578
Magic!

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>>11447557

The same reason they're always depicted holding eggs instead of giving live-birth.

They're birds.

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>>11447578
I don't remember my dreams either, usually. I posted this one as soon as I woke up and it was fresh in my head, because I was so distressed about my first Aya dream being so scary.
I blame porn.

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>>11447557

I always figured that it was like Wolf's Rain and they're just projecting girl-forms. But in reality she's just fuckin' burd.

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>>11447604
That's a little odd. They're bird tengu, not just birds.

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>>11447604
Not even in Japanese mythology are Tengu 'just birds'.

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>>11447595
so where are the beaks and the talons

[Anonymous No.]

I want Okuu to be the mother of my children. I wonder if she would breast feed? If so, I also wonder if I could share with my kids.

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>>11447609
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>>11447612

Let's be fair here; in Japanese mythology, they're pretty fuckin' bird.

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>>11447613

No; she'd regurgitate chewed up grubs into their mouths directly.

(And she still wouldn't share.)

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>>11447613
You're giving her that look again anon.

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>>11447628
Does anyone find this romantic in some weird twisted way? I'd love to try to be fed like that once.

I blame that one Aya chocolate story.

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I like miniature Aya.

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>>11447640
Want a paper, mister?

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>>11447622
Yeah, but this is Touhou. Everything is cute girls.

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>>11447656

Not quite everything.

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>>11447633
This is probably one of my favorite Okuu pics. I would do anything to be in that situation with Okuu...

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>>11447685
Be the one looking down at her and your child or the one feeding off her?

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>>11447689
The former; duh. Why the hell would I want to be some dumb kid?

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>>11447695

>dumb kid
>not an extremely long lived half-youkai with latent nuclear control powers who is also native to Gensokyo

Yeah, you're right. Who wants to be that?