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What does the Bible say about Touhou?

>> No.11441460

>>11441453
It says you are going to hell, son! You need to quit worshiping false gods!

>> No.11441463

>>11441453

Deuteronomy 21: 11.

>> No.11441466
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11441466

Islam is the official /jp/ religion.

>> No.11441469
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Heresy!

>> No.11441512

which 2hu jesus fuq?

>> No.11441520

>>11441466
in the name of the Father, Son, and the Loli Ghost

>> No.11441543
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im kind of interedasted in unitarian universalism, what does /jp/ think about unitarian universalism?

>> No.11441566

>>11441543
It's bullshit for people who don't actually believe anything and have a relativistic view of truth.

>> No.11441574

>>11441566
o-okay...

>> No.11441601
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If you think about it, rejecting the 3D women God made for you and replacing them with anime girls, virtual video game idols, and robots is probably a sin, if not heresy, and saying "3DPD" regarding them is probably slightly blasphemous.

>> No.11441604

>>11441574
What do you expect? What you believe doesn't matter. They let in atheists, pagans, Muslims, etc.

>> No.11441646

>>11441604
Actually I should probably say "Muslims" as no orthodox Muslims would be allowed to be part of such a group. Likewise orthodox Christians would not be allowed either.

>> No.11441647

>>11441604
but I like that, though. I'm an atheist but I still like learning about ethics in religion and philosophy and cherrypicking the things that I like.

>> No.11441663

>>11441647
Sounds like you'll fit right in.

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>>11441512
He's in Gensokyo now so probably all of them.

>> No.11441688

god is pro-touhou

>> No.11441739

>>11441453
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." Deuteronomy 25:11-12

>> No.11441754

>>11441739
>putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets

Bitch deserved it.

>> No.11441764

>>11441739
Modern translation (NRSV):

"If men get into a fight with one another, and the wife of one intervenes to rescue her husband from the grip of his opponent by reaching out and seizing his genitals, you shall cut off her hand; show no pity."

>> No.11441785

>>11441739
>secrets
>>11441764
>genitals

That's so cute!

>> No.11441800

>>11441796
Wasn't there another cute one, like "ornaments" meant "breasts"?

>> No.11441796

>>11441785
Secrets used to mean genitals.

http://machaut.uchicago.edu/?resource=Webster%27s&word=secret&use1913=on

>Secret, n., pl. The parts which modesty and propriety require to be concealed; the genital organs.

>> No.11441865

>>11441764
Why would you ever grab someone's nuts to make them stop fighting, was that a normal thing in ye olde times?

>> No.11441865,1 [INTERNAL] 

no touhou allowed on /jp/

>> No.11441865,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,1
Janitor is an atheist.

>> No.11441865,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,1
Janitor was raped by Jesus when he was a kid.

>> No.11441865,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,3
Janitor raped Jesus when he was a kid.

>> No.11441865,5 [INTERNAL] 

Upvote this if you read "What does Bible Black say about Touhou?"

>> No.11441865,6 [INTERNAL] 

This belongs on the fiction board :o)

>> No.11441865,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,6
Heh.

>> No.11441865,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,6
There is no fiction board.

>> No.11441865,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,6
*ｔｉｐｓ　ｌｅ　ｆｅｄｏｒａ*

>> No.11441865,10 [INTERNAL] 

What if God is a tsundere loli?

>> No.11441865,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,10
I would fug the hell out of god.

>> No.11441865,12 [INTERNAL] 

What if God was one of us?

Just a shitposter like one of us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQKnx04JokQ

>> No.11441865,13 [INTERNAL] 

Wait, I guess when you look at the world today... God is the ultimate shitposter.

>> No.11441865,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,13
We apologise for the inconvenience.

>> No.11441865,15 [INTERNAL] 

I mean a black president? Was this part of gods plan.

>> No.11441865,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,15
God works in mysterious ways.

>> No.11441865,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,15
Are you implying Obongo is black? His mother is white, therefore he is a mudskin.

>> No.11441865,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,17
More proof that God is a master troll.

>> No.11441865,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11441865,12
Wow I haven't heard this song in forever and it's giving me the feely feels..

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