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11429184 No.11429184 [Reply] [Original]

Patchouli is a girl! You can tell because she has breasts.

>> No.11429191

some guys have breasts and they're not girls.

>> No.11429189

I have breasts too but I ain't a girl.

>> No.11429197

>>11429189
>>11429191
Get a load of these fatNEETs

>> No.11429200

>>11429189
>>11429191
lol fatties walked right into the trap

did someone put some chocolate cake ITT or WHAT

>> No.11429205

>>11429189
It's easy to tell big, swollen girltits from manboobs though.

>> No.11429206

>>11429200
>>11429197
>not being part of the fat master race

Enjoy dying of cold and starve to death once the World War III begins and all cities get nuked.

>> No.11429217

>>11429197 >>11429200
Fuck you guys. I'm not even fat. :^(

>> No.11429278

Patchy is anemic and sickly.
She floats everywhere, so has no muscle, she probably never eats, so is extremely thin.
You'd probably crack a bunch of her bones if you hugged her.

>> No.11429294

>>11429278
If she is as weak as you claim, then how does she carry around such big breasts?

>> No.11429306

>>11429294
helium, probably

or maybe she has suspenders like the Baron Harkkonen from Dune

>> No.11429323

>>11429278

prove patchy is a weako right now. i want facts, evidence

>> No.11429332

>>11429294
It would be cute if one day Patchy was really tired so she, very flustered, asked you to hold them up for her.

>> No.11429333

>>11429205
She could be a tranny. I need proof that she has an uterus before I'm voncinced.

>> No.11429348

>>11429333
That would involve her showing you her vagina.

She would never do that! Just accept it.

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How do you cope with social retardation? Today I was sitting alone as usual at uni when suddenly a qt girl sat next to me, clearly interested. She tried to start a conversation but I couldn't find anything to say. What a shame.

>> No.11429375

>>11429348
Patchy isn't sexual at all, so I don't think she would care.
It's just another body part to her.

>> No.11429385
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Patchouli is jelly, cuz jam don't shake like dat.

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>>11429375
Sexual or not, I doubt she's like that.

>> No.11429447

How do you differentiate between flat chested girls and men?

>> No.11429474

>>11429447
Look down their pants!

>> No.11429479

>>11429474
Do girls have breasts there?

>> No.11429481

>>11429479
No, but they have another cute, lewd part there.

>> No.11429484

>>11429206
jokes on you, i live in the dunes of al-islami salamiboom

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>>11429447

>> No.11429485

>>11429481
I love vaginas as mush as the next guy, vaginas are not cute.

>> No.11429490

>>11429323
don't be one of those faggots on /a/ blandly asking for "proof"

>> No.11429494

>>11429485
They are on the outside! Especially if they're shaved modestly.

>> No.11429521

>>11429494
Vulva != Vagina

>> No.11429537

>>11429521
You know what I mean!

>> No.11429548

>>11429537
Well they can be cute in 2D.
In 3D though, they are revolting.
And of course 2D > 3D, but god, they look like a mangled asshole

>> No.11429566
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I'm not sure about that

>> No.11429735

>>11429205
No it's not. My brother's fat and he has perky boobs.

>> No.11429844
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patty fatty

>> No.11429848
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>>11429844
Porky Patchy!

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>>11429844
>>11429848
I really like fat patchy.

>> No.11429866

>>11429859
She makes the best fat Touhou, doesn't she? I want to squeeze her jelly rolls.

>> No.11429911

>>11429866
I want to spank Patchy's fat ass.

>> No.11429938

>>11429911
I'd like to have her lying on my lap in her panties, while I swat her butt and big, solid, meaty hamstrings. But only if she enjoyed it!

>> No.11432612
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>>11429184
Patchu is a chubster!

>> No.11432633

>>11432612
The hobgoblins were the worst thing to happen to SDM.

>> No.11432641

>>11432633
Zashiki-warashi gangbang rape impregnation doujin where?

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>> No.11432695

>>11432612
Yeah. She really is. But don't tease her about it!

>> No.11432696
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11432696

I've got this coming in the post soon

It was 25$

>> No.11433023

>>11432695
I'm going to pressure her into sex by bullying her about her weight.

>> No.11433030 [DELETED] 

>5
By the power by Gets, i have breasts

>> No.11433048

patsy fatsy

>> No.11433127

>>11429548
Please go back to /a/.

>> No.11433169

>>11429323
How about you go check out the fucking source material.
It's pretty neat I hear.

>> No.11433354

Marisa called said she's sick of the disses

This ain't a fuckin hotline, witch

>> No.11434091

>>11432696
Lucky ;_;

>> No.11439649
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11439656

Patchouli has a healthy body!

>> No.11439657

>>11439649
Honk honk!

>> No.11441885

>>11439656
No, that's fat.

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>>11432696
I am mad jelly ;-;

>> No.11443551
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11443551

I want to run up behind Patchy, grab a handful of her tummy, and tease her about her weight.

>> No.11443658
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Patchouli has biiig breasts.

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>>11443658
You care more about her breasts than the fact she's crying?

Get out. Leave.

>> No.11443681

>>11443669
That's exactlly what I thought when I first saw this picture. That more people would be more concerned about her sexy body than why she's so upset, I mean.

>> No.11443692

>>11443669
I'd wipe her tears with my dick, if you catch my drift.

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>>11443681
I don't care if Patchouli is stinky, smelly, hasn't washed in over a week or is as flat as a board, I'd make sure she stops being upset because it'd hurt me to see her like that.

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11443727

What are you staring at?

>> No.11443740
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>>11443701
If you want to cheer her up, then don't talk about her being gross.

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>>11443740
Clearly you didn't understand my posts intentions, but that's okay, I can see why you didn't.

>> No.11443777

>>11441885
You're fat, nerd.

>> No.11443778

If she being sexual harassment and sue me eventually I'll see THE LAW?

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>>11443755
I understood plenty. But Patchy is upset and would not.

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>>11443779
That was not the right picture.

>> No.11443860
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Is there a cute name for a girl's entire pelvic region?

>> No.11444031
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>>11443860
Twinkle cave.

>> No.11449815

>>11443860
Come on, she's not even trying.

>> No.11455026

>>11443551
Me too, except I'd make her feel comfortable about her weight!

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>>11449815
She actually is.

>> No.11455225
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Patchy is unexpectedly good with maces.

>> No.11455264

>>11455106
All those yoga pants, armpits and feet! I'd die if I was in that room.

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>> No.11456439

>>11429184
requesting patchy ahegaos

>> No.11456475
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>>11455310
nigga wtf she has no arms

>> No.11456479

>>11456475
Does she even need arms with her magic?
Actually, she doesn't need feet since she floats.

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>> No.11456527

I love Patchouli.

>> No.11457243
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Wriggle is a girl! You can tell because she has b-...oh.

>> No.11457393

What if I interrupt Patchy while she wants to study?

>> No.11458572
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>>11443740
I want her to book smack me. I want her to hit me with her girl strength and feel her tiny fists (and mukyus) bumping on my chest!

>> No.11460143

>>11458572
God damn I'm so used to seeing every single post you (and other tripfags) make with a blue name, I got confused for a second there.
#bring sage back

>> No.11461943

I want to have sex with a fat Patchy who is embarrassed of her body

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>>11458572
If she's hitting you, it's because she's upset with you.
Do not upset Patchy, she's weak.

>>11460143
Likewise.

>> No.11462026

>>11461943
Would you not rather have sex with a thin Patchy who likes her own body? I think she'd be happier that way, and the sex would probably be better.

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>>11456439

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>>11456435
Patchy shouldn't have faces like that. She's weak; if she's feeling it that much, she's gonna start having breathing and endurance problems soon.

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>>11462223
>11456435
Don't know how the fuck that happened.

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>>11443442
>>11434091
it came

i love it

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>> No.11465464

>>11462026
I would like it if she was embarrassed about her body, and then I would tell her that I think she looks great! If she thinks I'm lying, I would point to my huge erection to prove how attracted to her I am.

>> No.11465474

>>11462080
Patchy wants to fuck, but she doesn't want you to think she's a slut or anything if she initiated. So she's lying there topless waiting for you to make a move!

>> No.11465480

>>11429184
WOW you're RIGHT!

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>>11465464
>huge
please, you're average at best.

>> No.11465490

>>11465483
Nuh uh! Patchy makes my erection grow larger than normal! She is magic, after all.

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Snipin's a good job, mate.

>> No.11466319

>>11466221
I want Patchy to Jarate me.

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>>11466319

>> No.11466986
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Patchy is attractive!

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