/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Let me clear up a common misconception. The average Japanese cock is actually bigger than the average American's. You're thinking of the Chinese.

good night.

[Anonymous No.]

but i am japanese

so yeah

[Anonymous No.]

LOL no

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142628
In denial

[Anonymous No.]

Impossible. Japan has no niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

Then why was that Japanese automatic blowjob machine too small for an American posting here? And why did a certain black American have to by horse condoms when in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142652
More importantly, why the fuck are there horse condoms?

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm 5AM eastern...bump this thread later in the day and I bet it'll hit 100 replies fast

Fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142652

Exceptions to the rule.

[Anonymous No.]

Let me clear up a common misconception. The Japanese use the metric system(centimeters) Americans use Imperial units(inches). Contrary to popular belief, the two are not the same.

good night.

[Anonymous No.]

Cocks in the US are given lots of growth hormones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142628
And the French have the biggest cocks of them all

[Anonymous No.]

yotsuba has a giant cock

[Anonymous No.]

What does it matter how big your cock is? You just have to find a proportionately smaller female to put it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142732

So that's why we all like lolis, because we all have tiny dicks! It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142732
I like your way of thinking. I REALLY like your way of thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142732
My penis is slightly above average. I like smaller proportioned females because I'm of short stature and insecure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142732
One who also hasn't had larger penises to compare yours to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142758
Like a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the point in comparing penises if none of us is going to use it properly anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142722
Fucking French! They always have to make us look bad.

[Ice Burn No.]

>>1142652
Fuck yea, Az!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142628
>Oh no, how tra-gic...!
>YOUR CHEST HAS CAVED IN!

[Anonymous No.]

flat cow is flat

[Anonymous No.]

One thing i notice is every time the average american cock size (by wiki) is posted, a bunch of anon learn that they are worthy of going into porn.

So has 4chan gathered the horsecock youth of america? Or is wiki full of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142805
Anon is lying.

[Ice Burn No.]

>>1142805
Isn't the average penis 4-7 erect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142802
is cow flat now?

[Anonymous No.]

lol my penis is like 2.5 inches normally and around 4.5 or so erect.

...I'm so pathetic ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142819
Average is a little over 5 inches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142829
You make me feel better about myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142829
My penis is tiny when not erect and then grows like three/four times in size. It fascinates even myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142845
Show it to a loli. She'll be so amazed you can rape her and she wouldn't even realize what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

I never measured my cock because I don't want to know in case it's really tiny. It seems pretty large, though.

[Anonymous No.]

My penis is ~5 inches erect, but flaccid I'm like half an inch.

Hell, if I push it in a bit it won't even stick out.

There has to be a way I can capitalize on this.

[Anonymous No.]

4.5" is bigger than most white people? Explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

My penis is tiny. They told me so when I was a camwhore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142852
Yeah. I've gotten a weird look for the size of my dick when it's limp before. As if it means a fucking thing when it's like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142865
>They told me so when I was a camwhore.
>when I was a camwhore.
That's it, I'm signing out for the night. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1142873
Fuck.

/jp/ is finished.