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Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:27:25 2013 No.11424449 [DELETED]

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When you're pissing into a bottle and a temporary lack of focus results in overflow onto your bed and carpet, what do you do? I don't come here all that often but this seems like the sort of think you know about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:29:25 2013 No.11424454 I use a 4 liter bottle with a nice big opening so my fat dick can fit in whole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:31:54 2013 No.11424456 My dick is too big to effectively piss into a bottle, so I just go to the bathroom. I have my own bathroom connected to my room, so why not just walk in naked and take a piss?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:34:25 2013 No.11424465 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:37:55 2013 No.11424481 My dick is so big, I can piss into the toilet without getting up from my PC chair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:44:41 2013 No.11424510 >not pissing directly on the floor next to your bed Fucking normalfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:45:11 2013 No.11424515 >>11424481 My dick is so big, I'm fucking your mom all the way from the other side of the world right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:47:10 2013 No.11424519 >>11424456 You do realize you dont have to shove your dick in a bottle to piss in a bottle right? Put it up to your urethra.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:55:27 2013 No.11424543 >>11424456 Get one of those big water bottles or a milk jug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:55:42 2013 No.11424545 You lick it clean and shove the bottle up your ass while screaming "yes daddy" then post 2hu on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:56:12 2013 No.11424546 File: 77 KB, 1280x720, 1377744069259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11424543 lmao your dick can fit in a milk jug?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:58:28 2013 No.11424551 >>11424546 ya i can also fit it in your mouth wanna see?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 09:59:27 2013 No.11424554 File: 101 KB, 576x576, rfwe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11424551

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 10:00:42 2013 No.11424560 >>11424554 You disgusting whore

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 10:19:56 2013 No.11424601 For anyone that was interested: I patted my bed with a towel and then put it on the floor. p.s. my penis is on the small side

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 10:24:14 2013 No.11424609 >>11424601 so you have a piss-stained towel laying on your floor? just get some fucking soap and scrub it for 15 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 10:28:58 2013 No.11424613 >>11424609 The towel is already in really bad shape, a little bit of piss won't do it any harm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 10:56:14 2013 No.11424651 I've never been so captivated by something on my computer that I couldn't walk to my bathroom to piss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:02:45 2013 No.11424665 >>11424613 i meant your bed sheet and the carpet to get rid of the smell

Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:03:45 2013 No.11424667

>pissing through the aperture of the bottle
>dick shifts and the end momentarily occludes the opening
>piss going in without air escaping
>air pressure pushes the end of dick aside
>and then it goes on the floor for a second before you realize what's happened

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:04:30 2013 No.11424670 >>11424651 normalfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:05:15 2013 No.11424672 >>11424651 It's not that. Unfortunately, I'm in a situation where I live with other people, I don't want to leave my room in case I encounter them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:07:14 2013 No.11424676 >>11424672 i had a similar situation in which i pissed unto many a bottle while living on pretzels because i couldnt go out to the kitchen to microwave anything rough times

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:10:30 2013 No.11424682 >urgh this drink is really bitter and warm >oh wait

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:14:15 2013 No.11424688 >>11424676 Good to hear that other people have lived the same. >>11424682 That almost happened a moment ago but I felt the warmth with my hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:15:03 2013 No.11424691 >>11424688 Have a system. Mine is anything on the desk - good, anything on the floor - bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:17:18 2013 No.11424694 >>11424672 That seems reasonable. Are they random people or family?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:19:33 2013 No.11424700 >>11424694 Random people. They're pretty nice but I'd rather avoid the bother of having to interact with them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:22:19 2013 No.11424706 >>11424700 I see. If it was family I wouldn't do it because I can usually interact with them, plus I don't trust my mom to not enter my room randomly. But random people would be difficult.

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