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What's the best thing about loli?

>> No.11423748

TREEEEVOR

>> No.11423750

Common answers include:
* Soft
* Small
* Cute
* Smells good
* Funny

>> No.11423751

>>11423742

their cute dicks

>> No.11423754
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11423754

Fruit.

>> No.11423755

* Funny

>> No.11423762

They can work as putters in coal mines. They can also crawl into small spaces to place dynamite.

>> No.11423763

How they flash their panties without a care.

>> No.11423764

Their tight pussies that spill blood whey you fuck them.

>> No.11423766

They are not influenced by social stigma. Sadly, this is slightly fading.

>> No.11423767
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11423767

They were tiny and cute.

>> No.11423768

* Smells good
I like to imagine that a lot of the really small ones smell like pee. That's hot as hell.

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I'm dying for these twin loli's name, anyone good enough care to help me ?

>> No.11423773

>>11423768
They smell like crayolas

>> No.11423774

>>11423773
I don't see why they can't smell like crayons as well as pee. They probably smell like soap/shampoo too.

>> No.11423776

>>11423772
I hope you're not looking to stalk them, creepyface!

>> No.11423780

>>11423772

They both were cute.
I love to help but I have no idea at all.

>> No.11423784

>>11423774
I hope they don't. If I wanted to smell shampoo, I could just go into my bathroom.

By the way, what's with the new post delay for sage? Instead of having to wait 30 to 60 seconds, I'm up to 90 now. Does moot really hate us that much?

>> No.11423792

>>11423784
Is that why it feels like I have to wait longer to post all of the sudden? Moot doesn't give a shit about slower boards, he only cares about the ones that contribute to his beloved Meme Factory, since that's pretty much what he makes a living off of now.

>> No.11423799

Their little cute butts definitely.

>> No.11423801
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11423801

I have a loli cousin, she was wierdly nice to me and always like to sit on my lap. I took the opportunity and smell her hime cut hairstyle. The smell I will never forget consist of sweet and salty scent. Feels good man.

>> No.11423804

>>11423801
Nice reaction image, I'm saving it, hope it doesn't bother you :)

>> No.11423809

>>11423804

Why does it would bother me, in /jp/ no matter what we are and who we are, we share it together.

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>>11423801

That reminds me about my blond loli cousin, whenever I tease or joking with her, she will chase me and bite me. I hate it at first but then I felt like I wanted to get bite by her. She will bite me and her crystal clear drool flow over my hand.

pics unrelated, it's not her

>> No.11423830

>>11423767
>>11423772
>>11423820
Please stop posting 3D piglets. I mean, I can see that you want this thread deleted really badly, but that's what the report function is for!

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>>11423830

top kek

>> No.11423839

>>11423830
3D is fine here, if you want 2D you go to /a/.

>> No.11423842

They're puni puni mofu mofu.

I wish I could be a loli.

>> No.11423876

>>11423820
Gross look at her knee

>> No.11423883

>>11423876
Gross, look at your eyes, mouth, nose, ears, hair, legs, I mean just look at yourself, useless prick.

>> No.11423888

>>11423784
And here I thought I was going crazy. I wonder why there's even a delay here.

>> No.11423893

>>11423876
It looks like she hurt herself.

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>>11423876

You best be joking.

>> No.11423897

>>11423893
The pedophile that took that sexual photo probably did.

>> No.11423899

>>11423839
It's like I'm really on old /jp/!
Where have you all been?

>> No.11423902

>>11423897
i hope he kisses it better

>> No.11423914

/jp/ likes little girls, but wouldn't like /jp/ if they were little girls.

>> No.11423922

>>11423914
Maybe if I maintain my adult mind.

>> No.11423926

>>11423922
Well, that's a given. I wouldn't want to turn into a stupid, vain and helpless creature just for the looks.

>> No.11423928

>>11423926
Are you not one? Except the looks.

>> No.11423932

>>11423928
Touché.

>> No.11423934

I like little girls but not in a lewd way. I don't know if it was something I always did and didn't realize it or if otaku culture influenced it.

I don't think it is possible for me to explore this, though. I would probably be labeled a pedophile even though I have absolutely no interest in a loli sexually.

Maybe it's just some kind of poorly understood fatherly instincts. I want to hold and protect a girl and praise her hard work and creativity. I want to take her to fun new places and build a bond that will last a life time. Eventually she may take care of me when I'm old and feeble (I'm halfway invalid already so not far off!).

Didn't mean for this to be so bloggish. Just curious if there are others like me out there. I know I'm not the only one here in their late 20's or early 30's. I think the age does have something to do with it because I never had these types of feelings towards lolis when I was younger.

>> No.11423937

>>11423934
Um you prolly want a daughter? Why not Fuck someone and get a daughter.

>> No.11423942

>>11423801
>>11423820
What's with /jp/ and loli cousins?

>> No.11423943

please try to keep the creepy level down so this doesn't get deleted

>> No.11423950
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>>11423934

It's called being a father. I'm in my late 20's and I felt the same way you did, I would love to have a daughter. Dress her with a cute dress and buy everything that she wants that I could afford. Back home from long ass work time and seeing your daughter could just take the tiredness away.

>> No.11423948

>>11423934
>Eventually she may take care of me when I'm old and feeble
Except that won't happen, seeing as even your own flesh and blood would rather deposit you in some old-age retirement center than to take care of you themselves nowadays. Anyway, phantasies like that are only an idealized view that could not possibly come true in real life.

>> No.11423953

You guys are right. We need cute little daughters.

Can I order one online?

>> No.11423957

>>11423953
No, what /jp/ needs is a loli girlfriend.

>> No.11423961

>>11423948
>your own flesh and blood would rather deposit you in some old-age retirement center
What kind of shithole do you live in? Do your people have no respect for their families?

>> No.11423959

>>11423942
it's a symptom of the Aunt otaku crowd.

>> No.11423966

>>11423961

America, but then she can't take away muh freedoms.

>> No.11423969

>>11423961
No. Do yours? I must admit that I'm not too fond of old people myself, especially seeing that my grandfather became insufferable with declining mental capacities shortly before he died.

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11423970

Was this a /jp/sie?

http://fox8.com/2013/09/17/man-who-planned-to-kill-eat-children-asks-for-prison/

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>>11423966

>> No.11423976

>>11423966
Hell yeah. Why should I have to care for the old wrinkled asses of the noobs that spawned me. I got better things to do like criticize the craftmanship of a figure based on an anime I've never watched that was based on a manga I've never read that was based on a LN I didn't even know existed.

Fuck old people. They should just die before they eat up our inheritence

>> No.11423979

>>11423976
Baby boomers ruined our economy

>> No.11423981

>>11423976

When you're old, I hope your children takes good care of you.

>> No.11423984

I think im incapable of feeling because even tho my parents gave me a lot of things i still wouldn't want to spend time caring for them when they are old
thankfully i'll probably die first before running into those complications

>> No.11423992

>>11423820
>>11423801
Last I saw my cousin, over the course of just a few hours she went from sitting in my lap talking with me like a normal little girl to telling me that she wished I wasn't her cousin so that she could beat me up, and then she continually coughed and sneezed on my face. She also stuck her finger in her mouth and wiped it on my arm. When I was leaving she told me she wished she never had to see my again.

I have no idea how this transition happened. Maybe she got jealous of her little sister or something.

>> No.11423996

>>11423750
wouldnt "innocent" be up there too?

they have this unique world view that remindes everyone of simplier times in life, when they didnt have to pay bills or other such things

>> No.11424010

>>11423969
Well it would be wrong of me to speak for other people and I'm also a hypocrite since I'm a shut in, but my family take care of each other.
Then again, maybe we're blessed because none of the elderly are so sick they can't live on their own and those who are have a partner.
Wow, it's like all of the scum from my relatives was expelled, gathered and created life.
;_;

>> No.11424014

>>11423981
I doubt I will ever have the opportunity to procreate but thanks anyway. You are a true brotaku

>> No.11424015
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11424015

A shame you were born too early for cute loli robots to keep you company.

>> No.11424030

>>11424015
It's not the same. I would enjoy it of course but if I was going the robot route I would rather have a 10/10 teenage maid programmed for lewd services, cleaning, and elaborate food preparations.

>> No.11424041

>>11424030
When you say teen, do you mean a non-American teenager? I suppose European and Asian 13 year olds are kind of nice, before they finish puberty.

>> No.11424042

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbABjTs4v8

discuss.

>> No.11424045

>>11424042
Reminds me of Cosmos. Speaking of which, I'd really enjoy watching with a loli, and then perhaps going stargazing.

I really want to look at stars and planets with a loli.

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>>11424030

It'll be better.

>> No.11424050

>>11424041
I was thinking 2D style like the kinds you find in VNs.

No reason for a robot to look realistic.

>> No.11424051

>>11424050
What would her body be like though?

>> No.11424053

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTI2b8FJR2o

discuss.

>> No.11424062

>>11424053
No.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZzW5fqt-o

Discuss.

>> No.11424067

>>11424051
B cup. Flat tummy. Long legs. Perfectly cute little butt

>> No.11424069

>>11424062
1:27. Discuss.

>> No.11424070

>>11424050
That doesn't seem possible in 3D space, though. For example, manga-style characters often have visible noses from the front but not from the side. Tru2D can't be represented accurately as a 3D model.

Maybe something with holograms, that are seen differently at different angles. Or just calibrated to wherever you're looking from, since I doubt you'll have your lolibot around other people.

I guess there are these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HINWoOyZIwY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLnF7CQ8Ac

Maybe you could have a loli-in-a-box?

>> No.11424072

>>11424067
Isn't a B cup on a loli relatively large for one? Though I suppose I do like a little plumpness rather than flat as a prairie.

>> No.11424074

>>11424069
Flagging as CP.

>> No.11424076

>>11424062
what the crap are they doing

>> No.11424078

>>11424072
I said i would rather have a teen robot instead of a loli

>> No.11424083

>>11424074
It's a child, but it's not pornographic.

>>11424076
From Wikipedia: Some restaurants offer nagashi-sōmen (流しそうめん flowing noodles) in the summer. The noodles are placed in a long flume of bamboo across the length of the restaurant. The flume carries clear, ice-cold water. As the sōmen pass by, diners pluck them out with their chopsticks and dip them in tsuyu. Catching the noodles requires a fair amount of dexterity, but the noodles that are not caught by the time they get to the end usually are not eaten, so diners are pressured to catch as much as they can. A few luxury establishments put their sōmen in real streams so that diners can enjoy their meal in a beautiful garden setting. Machines have been designed to simulate this experience at home.

>> No.11424087

>>11424078
What are you, a homo?

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>>11424083

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>>11424078

Obvious murica.

>> No.11424119

>>11424042
Reminds me of the Hinichijou doujin where the girl pees down the bamboo cute and the old man grabs her golden somen. Bretty gud.

>> No.11424131

>>11423928
Douché.

>> No.11424134

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/16/justice/cannibal-eat-children-case/?hpt=hp_t3
>/jp/

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>>11424134
>The dungeon of 'Fat Longpig'
>a Boston-area man was allegedly planning to kidnap children, lock them up, rape and eat them.

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>>11424134
I laughed more than I should've when I saw that this was in his inventory.

>> No.11424171

>>11424134
"The images included children being cooked and prepared to be eaten"
There's no way he had real pictures of that. They must be talking about drawings, probably why they used "images" instead of "pictures". Why does the news always try to mislead people?

>> No.11424269

>>11424042
Sometimes I replace the BGM in games with Bach keyboard works or harpsichord concertos. It sounds nice.

>> No.11424330

Is this the diamond dogs thread?

>> No.11424340

>>11424042
>You will never hear Bach play the harpsichord

>> No.11424341

>>11423820

WOW that's a big rabbit!

>> No.11424342

>>11424134
>"Portway has pled guilty to some of the most vile and heinous crimes known to our society," federal prosecutors wrote in a sentencing recommendation.
>But a lawyer for the 40-year-old defendant told CNN his client "lived in a fantasy world" and there was no evidence he harmed any child.
every cp case ever

>> No.11424377

Cute

>> No.11424390

>>11424134
>Although most pedophiles were abused as children
What the fuck? How can he say that as if it were true? Fuckin' normies, they deserve to die.

>> No.11424399

>>11423742
They are kids.

>> No.11424397

>>11423742
Why do kids always look so silly? Disgusting slut.

>> No.11424409

>>11424399
No, they are not. Very few lolis are realistic depictions of little girls. Most loli artists are fucking dumb.

>> No.11424425

Normals deserve to rot in Hell.

>> No.11424428

>>11424409
Artists being bad at anatomy doesn't make them not kids.

>> No.11424431

>>11423742
The fact that they've got a butt is just mindblowing.

>> No.11424455

>>11424428
I didn't say anything about anatomy. They don't behave like real kids at all.

I know a 9 year old girl and she is dumb as bricks. She can't read very fast, her vocabulary is lacking and she is always daydreaming about silly stuff. According to everyone else, that's what most girls her age are like.

I've never seen any loli characters like her.

>> No.11424459

>>11424455
That's the average 6 year old where I live, a 9 year old wouldn't be that stupid.

>> No.11424462

>>11424455
I think they are just being polite. Most kids aren't that slow.

>> No.11424470

>>11424455
Just in case someone didn't get it: I like real kids and want lolis to be like them.

I'm not some normal trying to say "2D lolis are nothing like real children! I'm not one of those sick pedos!".

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>>11424428
Do you think that every artist is actually trying to draw a photorealistic representation, but they're just so bad it ends up like this? You're a joke.

That said I like real little girls too.

>> No.11424472

>>11424134

Dude was a voraphile. I don't expect the average person to understand this without thinking "hurr they gon eat muh chillins", but this guy might have been completely grossed out by thought of actually eating a human or being eaten in real life. Most vore fantasies are completely and literally only physically possible in fantasy.

I have to agree that there is no proof this guy would ever in real life seriously consider abducting a child, killing a child, eating a child, or even having sexual intercourse with a child. If he does get him for that, not what he hypothetically might do.

The only thing illegal here is possession of child pornography, Owning kink toys no matter how suggestive or "fucked up" is not illegal, roleplay isn't illegal, and thoughts aren't illegal either.

While there was definitely some fucked up stuff, seriously, they took a picture of a fucking clorox bottle, a butcherly set, raw chicken, and a freezer. That's sensationalism.

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>>11424342
>never offends
>"sex offender" registry
>has to plead for prison sentence just under two decades and supervision for life

>> No.11424504

>>11424459
>>11424462
Maybe I didn't express myself correctly. She isn't stupid or slow compared to other kids. She is dumb as bricks compared to adults, though.

Just because 7-8 year olds can do anything by themselves doesn't mean they are not dumb. There is a huge difference between kids of different grades.

>> No.11424506

>>11424500
Nobody forced him to plead guilty.

>> No.11424511

>>11424506
People always say that. It's just better for them to plead guilty. The normies would have got him even worse otherwise.

>> No.11424517

>>11424472
By the way that "coffin" wasn't child sized. His fat ass could fit in that shit.

>> No.11424518

>>11424504
In that case, I guess I watched other animes than you, since there are alot dumb lolis.

>> No.11424520

>>11424504
Through some quirk and often end up running into smarter than average children and learning disabled adults.

>> No.11424522

>>11424472
>The only thing illegal here is possession of child pornography
But that shouldn't be illegal.

>> No.11424526

>>11424522
How else would they arrest someone who was planning on eating kids?

>> No.11424527

>>11424506
They bullied him into pleading guilty.

>>11424511
It's disgusting how sensationalism can make normals agree with anything, no matter how fucked up. This world is insane.

>> No.11424530

>>11424518
That was my point. They are either rustle sluts or dumb moeblobs. Why can't they write a realistic character for once?

>> No.11424538

>>11424522
That's a different argument.

I think it should be decriminalized, as in production/sale of it is illegal, but possession itself isn't. In many cases now you can ruin people's lives because they have a picture of a 14-17 year old girl on there hard-drive and realistically could not have even been able to tell they weren't 18, that's not their fault. But even with actual pedophiles, I mean, it's a picture, I shouldn't be arrested for having a picture/video of a real murder or real rape.

>> No.11424539

>>11424171
It says right after it that they were photographs.

>The images included children purportedly being cooked and prepared to be eaten, court documents said. Those photographs are sealed.

>> No.11424540

>>11424526
Who cares what he does with the kids after killing them? It's still murder. Nothing else.

Possession shouldn't be illegal.

>> No.11424540,1 [INTERNAL] 

Janitor deserves to die.

>> No.11424540,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424539
Who cares what they said? It's bullshit.

>> No.11424540,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424540
I thought you meant possession of dead children at first.

>> No.11424540,4 [INTERNAL] 

I like how /jp/ defends our right to construct child eating dungeons. Who cares if he traded CP like a dumbass, let the man live his fantasy life.

Social pariahs unite!

>> No.11424540,5 [INTERNAL] 

Only try hard weebs from /a/ and /v/ worship loli. Please keep up the good work in closing these threads, janny.

>> No.11424540,6 [INTERNAL] 

Disgusting pedos.

>> No.11424540,7 [INTERNAL] 

Sometimes, before butting into a conversation, I wonder if everyone involved is just one samefag. Then I stop myself from posting out of fear of becoming the object of amusement for some dweeb with a lot of spare time on his hands.

>> No.11424540,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424540,5
slay the pedo

>> No.11424540,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11424540,7
You should probably avoid the internet in general if that kind of thing worries you

>> No.11424540,10 [INTERNAL] 

someone make a new loli thread

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