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Guide in next post.

>> No.11421000
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post em

>> No.11421004

The next post? Yeah, right, you liar!

>> No.11421015

Who 2hu here?

>> No.11421029

I need a childfucking guide.

>> No.11421038

>>11421029
1. Get dressed. Trench coat is sufficient.
2. Leave basement apartment. No matter how long you wait, a loli will not magically appear in your room.
3. Locate a nearby primary school. This is where lolis gather on most days.
4. Wait for school to end. Pick a random loli that doesn't leave by bus or car and stalk her.
5. Find a deserted spot on her route home, and return here around the same time the next day.
6. ???
7. No longer a virgin!

>> No.11421040

>>11421038
Return? You mean bury, right?

>> No.11421045

>>11421040
No, I was suggesting going home the first day and striking on the next day. After all, you're sort of stalking here, which entails looking for possible risk factors, making out a decent kidnapping spot, planning your escape route and things like that. After all, sticking your penis into a loli has most grave consequences if you are caught!

>> No.11421060

where is the guidE??????

>> No.11421076

I like loli

>> No.11421088

...y-you sick fucks

I'm telling mom!

>> No.11421105

reborting this thraed to gobs :-DDDD

>> No.11421116

>>11421038
This guide is useless. I need a 2D childfucking guide.

>> No.11421121

>>11421038
>implying you're not going to be raped by the loli instead
>implying she's not going to call the cops afterwards and get money out of you
>implying you won't be sucked dry in both senses

You can't handle this.

>> No.11421139

I just want a loli hug ;_;

>> No.11421142
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>>11421139
"Come an give me a hug 11421139-san"

>> No.11421145

I just want a loli fug

>> No.11421146

I...wish to be a loli.

>> No.11421147

>>11421142
Thank you cute loli. I'm going to use visualize you giving me a hug.

>> No.11421153

>>11421145
The lewd holes of a loli are very tight. Please don't hurt them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po

>> No.11421163

>>11421142
Ashley probably magically castrates you all lelz

>> No.11421170

>>11421029
Not a guide but find out someone who babysits and join her(preferably a she) and join her in of the jobs. If you're lucky, you'll get to change dress lolis after a bath.
Source:My experience.

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>>11421170
>change after a bath

Dude, you're talking _way_ too young.

>> No.11421180

>>11421173
That's your problem.

>> No.11421180,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11420997
Still waiting

>> No.11421180,2 [INTERNAL] 

>tfw no guide ever

It's bad enough I'm going to die poor and alone but now I have to die full of curiosity and regret. ;_____;

>> No.11421180,3 [INTERNAL] 

i like loli but i wouldnt do anything sexual with them just hug them ^^

>> No.11421180,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11421180,3
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>> No.11421180,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11421180,1
I'm perma-banned.

I like the mod that perma-bans me at least. Not one of the fags that gives me a 30 day ban and uses cookie-cutter reasons like "The quality of posts is very important blah blah blah".

You can tell he's older.

>> No.11421180,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11421180,5
It was probably moot. He was raped by a loli as a child, you know.

>> No.11421180,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11421180,6
Lucky guy.

>> No.11421180,8 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd

>> No.11421180,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11421180,7
Not when the jews mutilated his p○n○s.

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