It's time for another date with Yuuka! She had a lot of fun with you in the past. She likes you a lot. Play your cards right, and you might get something special tonight. Where are you going to drive her today?

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Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:00:11 2013 No.11415586 [Reply] [Original]

It's time for another date with Yuuka! She had a lot of fun with you in the past. She likes you a lot. Play your cards right, and you might get something special tonight.

Where are you going to drive her today?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:01:41 2013 No.11415592 Green eyebrows AND lashes? Absolutely retarded and disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:02:27 2013 No.11415593 I'd probably take her to a Taco bar. I know a really good Taco bar, that I think she would like.

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:05:27 2013 No.11415597
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>>11415586
If I were to take a lady like Yuuka on a date, it wouldn't be in a car. A bike or the train is much more romantic, not to mention she seems like the type who'd enjoy a walk while looking at the scenery. She seems like the bohemian, nature-loving kind.

And if we had to go by car, I'd get a taxi.

Not to mention I don't have a license and finding a place to park could be nuisance. Wouldn't want to waste precious time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:07:43 2013 No.11415601 >>11415597 That's fine. She'll enjoy a walk too. She wouldn't mind driving you if you want to go that route.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:08:43 2013 No.11415605 >>11415586 Yuuka a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:10:27 2013 No.11415607 >>11415586 Damn it I was going to a LAN tonight! Can't she wait until tomorrow? I promised the guys I'd be there...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:11:14 2013 No.11415612 >>11415607 You can LAN anytime you want, anon. Do you really want to turn down a chance of having cute sex with Yuuka?

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:15:00 2013 No.11415621
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>>11415601
As for where to take her, during the day I think a park with nice classic British landscaping, lots of butterflies and ducks to feed would be suitable. We'd have tea and carrot cake at a small café there.

In the evening we'd go back downtown, to a small riverside restaurant with a cozy yet bustling surroundings, preferably with lost of greenery so she feels at home.

Yes, that would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:15:27 2013 No.11415620 >>11415612 I can have sex with her any time. LANs don't happen every day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:16:15 2013 No.11415626 H...how about an old traditional candy shop on the country side and going for a walk in the nearby forest while eating yummy things? I'm not very good at this!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:16:44 2013 No.11415624 down the Los Angeles River

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:18:59 2013 No.11415627 I want to go on a date with a loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:19:59 2013 No.11415631 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:20:14 2013 No.11415632 >>11415586 Nowhere because I don't know how to drive and accidentally hit five people with the car on the first day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:20:58 2013 No.11415633 >>11415626 >I'm not very good at this! But that WAS good, anon! Yuuka would love that. She'll wear fancy sandals and a cute sundress for the occasion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:22:01 2013 No.11415637 >>11415626 Man, stole my idea before I even saw the thread. The forests in Washington are beautiful...

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:23:14 2013 No.11415638 [DELETED]

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>>11415597
Yeah a train is so romantic, being cramped in a metal box with 20 other people farting and sneezing on eachother.

You poorfags with your fox and grapes routine never cease to make me laugh.

As for me? I don't need a destination, I just Drive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:32:14 2013 No.11415650 >>11415638 you're a real human bean

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:42:31 2013 No.11415661 File: 1.03 MB, 1436x896, 1364335365547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got some herb so me and her could go to the park and smoke it up. There is a Belgium Waffle stand nearby and we can get dessert there when we get hungry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:44:30 2013 No.11415663 >>11415661 I bet Yuuka would be a fun stoner!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:53:02 2013 No.11415677 >>11415586 I say "It wouldn't work out anyway" because from this point of view I see she has a dick and I'm not into traps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:56:45 2013 No.11415684 We would go to a botanical garden!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:57:46 2013 No.11415687 >>11415592 Yes, because the fact that hair on your body is usually the same color is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 17:57:53 2013 No.11415687,1 Is this a CYOA thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:04:36 2013 No.11415687,2 >>11415687,1 It's only CYOA if somebody narrates a followup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:09:45 2013 No.11415687,3 Blog Status: Updated

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:15:16 2013 No.11415725 >>11415687 But it's not. Aside from the hair on your head, hair everywhere else is usually dark blonde/brown/black - eyelashes, eyebrows, facial/chest/arm/leg/pubic/etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:27:16 2013 No.11415750 File: 265 KB, 1215x850, 38370520_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To the boxing gym!

Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:32:00 2013 No.11415762
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>>11415586
I went clubbing with her on our last date with lunch before with sex, and after clubbing more sex.

At this point we're more or less together, well, she is under my thumb now and has a small attitude while attached to me. I quickly put her in her place with my quick remarks when she gives attitude.

On this date we meet up with several my friends who are also in relationships, but they happen to be cool otaku as well. Afterword she wants it, she wants it bad. She's addicted to me. She's addicted and she doesn't know when or how to stop. She doesn't want to stop. Up the ass she says when we're alone. As the group piles into my car we stop. We go to club again. This time I have her take it easy. She drinks while flopping herself upon me being quietly and mysteriously cutesie. We go home to her place. I wake up in the morning to find she is making breakfast in my man shirt, The tail-fins of the shirt barely drape over her butt. She is a new woman. A side never seen by me before, except in the other women I slept with. She is sweet now. She is smiling. She is under my thumb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYYTLJ8YHi4

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:35:05 2013 No.11415770 >>11415762 Yuuka doesn't like autists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:38:19 2013 No.11415777 File: 241 KB, 645x434, deal with it-fist of the north star.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415770 Because all of /jp/ is autists.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:49:04 2013 No.11415800 >>11415750 Pixiv page for that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:50:49 2013 No.11415802 >>11415750 If I sparred with Yuuka, I'd playfully bat her breasts!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:53:19 2013 No.11415807 File: 462 KB, 775x925, yuuka14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415762 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:54:19 2013 No.11415811 Every time we do this, I'm always the one choosing the location. No good. Where would she like tog o?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 18:54:34 2013 No.11415812 >>11415800 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=38370520

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:00:04 2013 No.11415824 >>11415802 She'd playfully bat your nose after.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:02:36 2013 No.11415833 >>11415824 And then we'd wind up cuddle-tickle-wrestling on the mat!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:03:35 2013 No.11415836 >>11415811 You mean you've spent all that time with Yuuka and you haven't asked where she likes to go?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:07:28 2013 No.11415836,1 >>11415800 How do you not know about saucnao, you fucking retard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:12:27 2013 No.11415836,2 >>11415836,1 I don't know about saucnao either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:14:52 2013 No.11415872 >>11415836 That's what the OPs of these threads imply, at least in my view.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:38:21 2013 No.11415917 >>11415836 It would be useless to ask. Women, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:40:51 2013 No.11415921 That's a weird car OP, the steering wheel is on the wrong side!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:45:37 2013 No.11415928 File: 295 KB, 1200x900, fba0a4149528a5bb38ec2d9def0dc9ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415921

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:49:55 2013 No.11415939 >>11415928 Now she's driving me! Imagine Yuuka putting a blindfold on you while she drives. When you take if off, you find out that she drove you to her house. And inside, you and her... Well...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:51:40 2013 No.11415943 File: 66 KB, 519x596, josh4893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what could you and yuuka do in 5 minutes? within that 5 minutes you're hers before or after that 5 minutes and she's on her own

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:53:40 2013 No.11415951 >>11415943 wut

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 19:53:55 2013 No.11415952 >>11415939 That must've been a long ass drive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:20:15 2013 No.11416628 >>11415593 the fuck is a taco bar

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:24:46 2013 No.11416645 >>11416628 A place that serves many different types of tacos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:25:01 2013 No.11416652 File: 985 KB, 500x500, Drive Ryan Gosling grinning.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415952

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:30:30 2013 No.11416666 File: 23 KB, 299x344, dis ease.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415627

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:35:47 2013 No.11416682 File: 16 KB, 335x253, dating_yuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415586

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:41:46 2013 No.11416696 >>11416645 Make sure she takes a Beano! Or she might get bad gas!

Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:44:45 2013 No.11416704

>>11416696
That sounds fun though
She would be holding in all her farts out of embarrassment until she's bloated and in pain. Then you can lay in the grass together and whisper to her that its ok because you have anosmia and rub her swollen belly as she slowly releases the day's gas in a yellow-green cloud of pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:59:30 2013 No.11416741 >>11416704 Yuuka releasing Mexican gas sounds dangerous.

Anonymous Sun Sep 15 01:55:51 2013 No.11416848

>>11416704
>rub her swollen belly

Okay, that's pretty cute. Rubbing her belly to relieve her, while letting her know that it's okay for her to far around you. I don't know why, but girls love it when guys are comfortable with them farting!

I would hold my nose though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 02:29:52 2013 No.11416924 >>11415939 No, you're still driving, but now you're in Great Britain or Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 02:30:36 2013 No.11416926 I'll take her jeeping. We'll go deep into the mountains above the trees where nature is untouched by man.

Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU Sun Sep 15 02:33:36 2013 No.11416933 [DELETED]

Ok.

Yuuka recently surpassed Sanae as the person to most frequently present themselves in my dreams. 26 to 21 dreams respectively out of 113.

16 will probably always be my favorite.

The newest one with Yuuka is 113:

: I was walking outside of a house in an unknown neighborhood, and I remembered to do a reality check. It was very dark, and I at first tried to make it sunny outside but I couldn't change it. I then tried to make Yuuka appear, but that didn't work either at first. I saw a baby elephant knock on someone's door and they let it in. There was a dog inside and it chased the elephant back out and ran at me, and I levitated far enough off the ground so I wouldn't get bit.

I flew around the neighborhood a little while, then I went back down to the ground, calling out for Yuuka. I walked alone for a about a minute, calling out her name. Then some people started to finally come in and socialize in the area I was in, I ignored all of them on my quest to find Yuuka. As I kept calling out her name, I began to wonder if I was actually calling out her name in real life as I was sleeping, as I was lucid.

Eventually, I did find Yuuka, her green hair, plaid dress and pale skin gave her away. We locked eyes, and she began to walk towards me, and I to her.

She seemed very excited, and asked me if I knew that it was her.

Before I could answer, she wrapped her arms around my shoulders and engaged in a very passionate kiss with me. All the other people disappeared and I closed my eyes, all I could think about now was that we were together at last and I was happier then I had ever been.

I even though we were standing a moment ago, I now felt like I was on the ground with her on top of me, and we were still engaged in our kiss.

After another few minutes of that, the dream kinda degenerated into me watching someone play some Nintendo game with my eyes closed, as I had lost my lucidity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 02:41:55 2013 No.11416955 >>11416704 >yellow-green cloud Did she eat nuclear tacos or something? You'd think fart-fetishists would know farts aren't colored. >>11416926 Then you rape her, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 02:43:55 2013 No.11416961 >>11416955 >Did she eat nuclear tacos or something? Mexican tacos of the highest spicy variety. >Then you rape her, right? Can't rape Yuuka.

Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU Sun Sep 15 02:49:10 2013 No.11416970 [DELETED]

Ok.

Yuuka recently surpassed Sanae as the person to most frequently present themselves in my dreams. 26 to 21 dreams respectively out of 113.

16 will probably always be my favorite.

The newest one with Yuuka is 113. I'll post the link to it because I think it's too big. Don't mind the retards and trolls.

http://uboachan.net/yume/res/24.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 04:48:03 2013 No.11417327 File: 515 KB, 1200x900, yuuka ride.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thats a manual car OP I-I don't know how to drive one! its embarrassing ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 04:54:34 2013 No.11417341 B-But I've never been on a date with my life! I don't want her to put out yet; I've never even kissed a girl! Please, Yuuka, this is too stressful!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 05:16:08 2013 No.11417398 >>11415725 Unless you're an albino or a flower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 05:19:21 2013 No.11417404 >>11417327 I see this guy's photo all the time, can someone explain it to me? Are you being a bully?

>>	Mellow Sun Sep 15 06:03:39 2013 No.11417524 >>11415939 She's driving you without a steering wheel? Damn that's some trippy ride

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 06:04:11 2013 No.11417528 >>11417327 I don't know how to drive at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 06:32:26 2013 No.11417600 File: 107 KB, 1600x1200, gehraz and turtletron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11417528 maybe you should consult some experts

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 06:41:55 2013 No.11417617 >>11417600 trev please. you don't even have a car

>>	Suika-Tan !Npq.Isx2OE Sun Sep 15 06:44:11 2013 No.11417622 File: 111 KB, 1125x860, trev.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11417600

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 10:15:49 2013 No.11418124 >>11417528 I only Drive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 20:48:10 2013 No.11423009 >>11418124 iktf

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 10:59:07 2013 No.11424658 >>11417327 You're hopeless

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:12:30 2013 No.11424687 >>11417341 >I've never even kissed a girl! That's what Yuuka is going to change.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 17 11:15:48 2013 No.11424690 >>11417327 What is with this kid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 19 23:43:30 2013 No.11434671 age

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 15:09:19 2013 No.11436375 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 15:21:03 2013 No.11436439 cut it out josh

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 15:33:50 2013 No.11436486 >>11415661 passing the purp with yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 15:53:36 2013 No.11436539 File: 125 KB, 490x631, 35266649f28d51556dfff2cad81cf692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka is a lesbo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 15:56:23 2013 No.11436546 >>11436486 The best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 21:19:28 2013 No.11437595 File: 359 KB, 1200x900, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 20 21:23:14 2013 No.11437623 File: 163 KB, 400x300, yuuka blingee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11437595

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 21 15:42:35 2013 No.11440639 File: 145 KB, 576x463, 1369161675810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't most Japanese cars have steering wheels on the right due the having left side traffic?

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