You know you're addicted to Touhou when...

[Anonymous No.]

- You play Touhou much more than any other games.
- You listen Touhou musics much more than any other musics.
- When you see fireworks or a snowstorm, you think: wow, what a pretty danmaku pattern!
- If you hear the word QED on a Math lesson in the end of a proof, you become nervous.
- You tremble with fear when you see a maid.
- You believes that you can go to Gensokyo somehow.
- You can go to Gensokyo somehow.
- When you see knives, or whenever you are in the kitchen (where there are knives), you think of Sakuya.
- You always try to see if your history teacher sprouts horns when there's a full moon.
- Lunar eclipses make you nervous.
- You call every piece of nuclear weapon a 'Flandre'.
- You develop a fear for gardens.
- You find cover during the first few days of spring.
- You call anyone from China 'China'.
- When you do see a real life miko, you wonder why her armpits weren't exposed.
- You go crazy and start jumping away like your life depends on it when someone points his laser pointer at you.
- You always try to 'graze' snowballs, dodgeballs, baseballs, heck any form of projectiles that are thrown in your face.
- ...and if you realized that you can't avoid the mentioned projectile, you search the X button for a bomb.
- Also, you wonder if in action films, the main hero avoids bullets (like in Matrix), they don't get a score for grazing.
- You started to really hate Neil Armstrong.
- You avoided places with alot of rabbits, even if its just a zoo.
- You beat all the Touhou games in lunatic mode without bombing, focusing or using continues using all the characters. That includes the extra stages. (How hardcore can you be?)
- Number nine will always mean idiot to you. Even in someone's ninth birthday, you say the birthday boy is in the idiot stage of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill yourself.Touhou is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141512
I don't know about you, but my history teacher spouted horns even without the full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>- You always try to see if your history teacher sprouts horns when there's a full moon.

I don't know about you, but I never stalked my history teachers at night.

[Anonymous No.]

this is kinda like the gaia thread i started a while ago<3
i still think that ZUN-sama made Touhou too popular =X
I just feel like he doesnt care about us awesome fans anymore.... its really saddening....

[Anonymous No.]

>- You call every piece of nuclear weapon a 'Flandre'.
Nukes got a new name as of SA, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

This is old

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141509
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>- You started to really hate Neil Armstrong.
wat

[Anonymous No.]

We need to add news ones in order to make it modern. Somebody else do it, I'm lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

sup /a/

if your posts ends in
0 you get married to any anime character ^_^
1 you die alone
2 you die alone
3 you die alone
4 you die alone
5 MIND CRUSH XD
6 you die alone
7 you die alone
8 you die alone
9 you die alone
00 Gay sex with lelouch XD

[Anonymous No.]

Just Can't Sage Enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141504
-You touhou hijack any thread you see, even in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141518

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141532
No, that just means you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141526
I hope I can marry my wife, Mima-sama! ^_^

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141541
Welcome to dying alone. Like Remilia.

[PyrusX !!bOBVNNAB7sF No.]

lets roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141526

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141540
Ironically enough, I won despite the fact I think it's stupid. More sage, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141542
Now I'll became like Flandre :(((

[Anonymous No.]

Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

-When you make this thread LOL IZ IT RIGHT GUYZ IM SO FUNNI

[Tatari !JERKwzbfbg No.]

This sounds straight out of GFaqs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141565
Shrinemaiden.

[Anonymous No.]

I PRACTICE NINJUTSU EVERYDAY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

OLD AS PENIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1141565
I STILL go to Gfaqs.

You heard it here first.

[Tatari !JERKwzbfbg No.]

>>1141590
GFaqs is fine if you ignore the community.