Are you hungry anon? Mommy made your favorite dish today!

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Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 12:42:37 No.11414912 [Reply] [Original]

Are you hungry anon? Mommy made your favorite dish today!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 12:43:51 No.11414919 fuck off roleplayer

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 12:45:06 No.11414924 I want to fuck a mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 12:50:50 No.11414935 fuck on roleplayer

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 12:52:07 No.11414939 wish my mom was around she would make the best food ever

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 12:58:06 No.11414954 My mom is dead. Cirrhosis.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 13:00:24 No.11414958 My mom dosen't know how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 13:31:09 No.11415038 My mom doesn't know how to cook chicken.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 13:57:57 No.11415117 >>11415038 he baked my COCK in her OVEN yesterday anon ;DDDD

Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:04:56 No.11415150

>>11415038
How can she not know how to cook chicken? I only learned how to cook about a week or two ago, and chicken is the easiest thing ever. You can also cook it however you want (frying, grilling, baking).

You'd have to actively TRY to not be able to cook chicken.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:06:42 No.11415152 >>11415150 Wanna go out with me? You can cook for me then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:08:12 No.11415155 >>11415152 Would you be fine with chicken for every meal?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:11:11 No.11415166 >>11415155 Well, I guess there are quite a few things that can be done with chicken...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:15:26 No.11415179 >>11415166 What is your favorite kind of chicken?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:21:56 No.11415199 >>11415179 I didn't know there was more than one type of chicken, sweetheart...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:25:29 No.11415209 >>11415199 Well there are different parts of the chicken (legs, thighs, breasts) and you can cook them different ways (shallow frying, deep frying, oven baking). Plus you can do extra things, like breading the chicken or adding spices.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:34:43 No.11415241 I love you Mommy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:37:02 No.11415255 >>11415209 I am used to eating chicken everyday.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:39:17 No.11415259 >>11415209 Anyway you want to make them is fine with me. As long as it's from you, I'm sure it will be wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:46:02 No.11415284 Where would you get the money to buy all that chicken?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:46:02 No.11415285 File: 2.38 MB, 2048x3000, 38483437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:46:16 No.11415282 File: 686 KB, 850x1153, 1_367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kanako is a goddes of wind and rain, treat her with respect!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:51:32 No.11415300 File: 74 KB, 207x507, smugsuwako.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415285

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:57:03 No.11415332 File: 1.48 MB, 2480x1748, 15962562_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:57:48 No.11415330 My mom made me pumpkin soup today. It was a good day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 14:59:19 No.11415337 >>11415330 My mom made ravilolis with sausage and broccoli.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 15:16:33 No.11415385 File: 165 KB, 900x1002, 1d03a59ea496be300d26cbaa907892619b56b64a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 16:29:38 No.11415537 File: 163 KB, 600x600, 6808238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 16:58:27 No.11415582 >>11415337 She wants your sausage in return.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 20:00:11 No.11415964 File: 1.28 MB, 754x1050, 38489072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 20:24:41 No.11416001 >>11415582 She said she wants the 2 sausages left in the fridge and I can't have them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 20:30:11 No.11416004 >>11415337 Hey my mom made sausages too but with rice and stuff She got mad because I got a plate first when she says I'm supposed to wait until everyone else does so I don't eat too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 20:46:44 No.11416027 >Tfw Mommy will never poz me up

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 21:18:00 No.11416109 File: 324 KB, 745x745, 21562469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does Mommy have such a big butt?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 21:31:30 No.11416128 File: 870 B, 96x96, pixelavatar968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kanako is so pretty. I want to touch her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 21:40:17 No.11416157 File: 122 KB, 600x600, 1533775i.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11416128

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 22:05:30 No.11416228 File: 82 KB, 680x920, 8014004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] puffy hair!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 22:36:34 No.11416323 File: 460 KB, 850x1133, sample_5ca9205cb4cf258bc57f5b77b9c099a9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11416228 puffy butt!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 14, 2013 22:43:21 No.11416341 somebody post the "is that poop" one

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 00:04:30 No.11416572 File: 112 KB, 1024x1365, BKtnbuJCcAAY-_s.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 00:09:16 No.11416593 >>11416572 I hate this pic its ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 00:47:45 No.11416714 My mom doesn't know how to cook, I cook for her instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 02:05:36 No.11416868 File: 1.37 MB, 1200x1200, 1355878791248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11415150 The chicken is still somewhat raw and bloody on the inside. No matter how she cooks it, it always comes out like that. I prefer to boil chicken cutlets.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 02:18:07 No.11416902 >>11416868 Do you not have a roasting dish, or some foil to keep the moisture in? The only other thing I can think of is she has no idea of the timings, you should be cooking a full chicken for about 2 hours.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 02:23:36 No.11416916 File: 144 KB, 1000x775, 3533009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 02:34:21 No.11416936 My mom doesn't know how to cook.

Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 05:38:53 No.11417462
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>>11416902

Actually, those are the reasons why it comes out like that. I've told her about that many times but she doesn't listen to me. She's set in her ways and all that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 05:53:07 No.11417498 >>11414912 Is that poop?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 05:55:22 No.11417500 >>11417498 Its 煮物!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 12:26:14 No.11418404 File: 239 KB, 1146x1618, 20772281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11416323

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 13:03:49 No.11418510 >>11418404 Put on some pants mom. You're embarrassing me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 14:39:26 No.11418841 >>11417498 I really hope so. I often fantasize Kanako serving me her warm pungent mommy poop that she lovingly made just for me to eat!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 15, 2013 15:30:29 No.11419054 >>11416593 You're ridiculous!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 16, 2013 04:57:27 No.11420831 File: 1.29 MB, 2200x2448, 38494679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 16, 2013 05:12:42 No.11420861 >>11418404 Big fat mommy butt

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 16, 2013 19:14:01 No.11422760 File: 840 KB, 1600x900, 16217700_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 16, 2013 19:40:49 No.11422828 >>11414912 Each time I'm seeing this picture, I instantly fall in love with that warm look of hers. There's so much love in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 16, 2013 23:51:44 No.11423420 File: 230 KB, 688x498, 9468802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11422828 Same

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 17, 2013 00:13:44 No.11423478 Are there any mom doujins?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 17, 2013 00:26:13 No.11423494 File: 323 KB, 600x600, ehh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11423478 . . .

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 17, 2013 01:17:44 No.11423557 File: 412 KB, 749x1000, yukaridoggie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] M-Mommy can I sleep with you tonight? I'm scared of the shitposters in my computer coming into my room at night and saying mean things to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 17, 2013 11:55:47 No.11424800 File: 2.00 MB, 1753x2480, 16344503.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 17, 2013 12:13:36 No.11424857 >>11423478 There's a son swapping one on the exh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 18, 2013 03:11:18 No.11426848 Would you live at Moriya shrine if it meant being reverting to a child again?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 18, 2013 03:15:03 No.11426863 >>11414912 stop making this thread you oedipus fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 18, 2013 03:20:50 No.11426876 File: 155 KB, 418x351, 465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 18, 2013 03:29:20 No.11426890 >>11426863 Oh snap Oedipus Rex? More like Oedipus REKT

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 18, 2013 03:48:04 No.11426922 >>11426863 Holy shitt, sticky this m00t

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 18, 2013 08:16:39 No.11427721 >>11426863 >implying only one guy makes these threads kanako has many sons

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 18, 2013 08:36:27 No.11427772 File: 824 KB, 1148x1600, 1360098349307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11426863 Anon confirmed for the disgusting pedophile who does these stupid loli-threads on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 18, 2013 08:51:13 No.11427810 Fucking rednecks

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 18, 2013 10:00:16 No.11427960 >>11427772 not that anon but i love mommy threads and loli threads. can we please juts get along or just have some kind of mutual agreement with one another

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 04:06:23 No.11431520 File: 169 KB, 800x1066, 18229533_p11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 04:19:39 No.11431539 ｓｎａｋｅ　ｅｙｅｓ　ｌｏｌｉ　ｋａｎａｋｏ　ｂｅｓｔ　ｋａｎａｋｏ

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 04:20:09 No.11431543 >>11427772 I make the bulk of loli threads on /jp/ and I did not make that post.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 07:35:54 No.11431913 File: 196 KB, 960x720, 29206828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11414912

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 07:38:53 No.11431925 WOW THANKS BI*CH XDDDD LOL MOM DO NOT WANT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 15:36:58 No.11433435 Would you let mother peg you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 15:44:45 No.11433452 /jp/ - Chicken Culture

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 16:04:02 No.11433502 File: 279 KB, 800x1041, kanakp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11431539 Praised be Kanakp.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 16:44:50 No.11433606 >>11433435 Why would you want to be pegged by your mom?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 17:53:38 No.11433795 >>11433606 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 17:57:37 No.11433805 >>11414912 I hate these "mommy" threads. really gross. Its a play on your own mothet fetishes you live through a touhou mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 18:01:22 No.11433814 >>11433805 >Its a play on your own mothet fetishes you live through a touhou mother Yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 18:18:54 No.11433843 >>11433814 Its sick. So sick. It's been luke this since 2004.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 18:36:10 No.11433867 >>11433805 Motherfuckers were bad enough as it is but now they attracted ERPers from other boards it seems. The worst bunch has to be the Kanako fans with their butt worshiping and "mommy" roleplaying.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 18:38:10 No.11433870 >>11433867 I don't see any ERP.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 18:54:12 No.11433886 >>11433805 I don't fetishize them, it's just that I wish I had a motherly figure around.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 19:50:59 No.11434037 >>11433867 But i love Kanako! Arent you just jealous? Oh, pitiful pitiful...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 21:54:23 No.11434423 >>11433867 wow you're such a jp oldfag lol

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 22:03:55 No.11434438 File: 358 KB, 600x600, 1366556798598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wide, motherly hips are a sign of sexual maturity and fertility. As such, across time and culture they have always been appreciated as a symbol of female beauty.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 19, 2013 22:07:26 No.11434450 >>11434438 I'm a /jp/ anthropologist and I agree with this statement 100%!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 20, 2013 02:07:51 No.11434982 File: 922 KB, 2028x3018, 15507648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11434438

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 20, 2013 02:09:50 No.11434996 >>11434438 They're a symbol of old fat and wasted hags. Lolis are a lot, a lot better.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 20, 2013 02:16:20 No.11435010 >>11434996 why does a perfectly matured finely aged woman make you think of a hag? mothers are the best, man, especially matured mothers likes Kanako!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 20, 2013 02:49:14 No.11435061 File: 545 KB, 640x900, 22210038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11434996 ...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 20, 2013 02:56:29 No.11435066 File: 127 KB, 615x320, armpit worship.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 20, 2013 16:08:52 No.11436577 File: 252 KB, 900x1300, 12427511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does /jp/ like their mommy body types

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 20, 2013 18:17:27 No.11436954 File: 218 KB, 835x1100, 15305311_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 20, 2013 19:06:04 No.11437087 File: 375 KB, 1914x2677, 1377534777172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11436577

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 20, 2013 19:24:05 No.11437146 >>11415300 It was a good try Anon-kun but this reaction image is a little sparse. Maybe it'd be better to manually edit out the word bubble and Kanako..?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 15:09:04 No.11440513 File: 143 KB, 1000x750, 21850614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 17:49:45 No.11440918 File: 564 KB, 873x1000, 31517034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are there so little good Kanako doujins?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 18:07:46 No.11440973 File: 424 KB, 1000x708, e59818da157524ac852e60e3dda9f846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11433805 Want me to make "daddy" threads?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 18:08:02 No.11440976 >>11440973 No, please make little sister threads.

>>	None !jQk2MuDibw Sat, Sep 21, 2013 18:09:19 No.11440978 File: 621 KB, 1654x2340, CRAZY KOKORO1376636372081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11440973 brb getting chainsaw

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 19:17:33 No.11441138 File: 652 KB, 618x1200, 34428724_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11414912

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 19:20:20 No.11441145 >>11440918 Only good Touhous get good doujinshi.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 19:41:10 No.11441194 >>11441145 Such as...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 20:04:11 No.11441271 File: 94 KB, 600x510, 1379062664658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11441194 Marisa Marisa is in everything, and all the girls love Marisa

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 20:08:25 No.11441287 File: 450 KB, 1200x1713, _E_028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11441271 Marisa with Alice Marisa with Reimu Marisa with Patchouli Marisa with Shanghai

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 20:39:45 No.11441402 File: 523 KB, 995x1000, 48a738aa6398e88a6dcf0c04840ec800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11440918 Why is Moisture's art so great?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 20:41:15 No.11441407 >>11441402 s'okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 20:44:00 No.11441419 File: 402 KB, 803x1036, 55bf3523a249662aa1627fdcbbe2d82f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11441402 No idea but I'm addicted to his stuff Full h-doujins when?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 20:46:29 No.11441425 >>11441402 that arm is kinda weird though

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 21:21:44 No.11441590 >>11441419 >chubby Kanako and Yuyuko doing sexy things oh my

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 22:03:35 No.11441810 File: 150 KB, 879x900, 16475373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to put it in

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 21, 2013 23:12:10 No.11442052 File: 56 KB, 445x386, kanakokarn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:04:44 No.11442209 File: 242 KB, 1350x1000, 15961301_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11441402

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:14:00 No.11442245 File: 320 KB, 929x1300, 12127699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:18:16 No.11442259 >>11442245 I'd that super-tall Ran. Tall Yukari too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:19:01 No.11442268 >>11437087 Let go of that sweater!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:19:01 No.11442269 >>11442259 Yes. Ran is super tall in my Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:21:16 No.11442276 >>11435066 Only if they're sweaty enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:28:00 No.11442291 File: 159 KB, 770x980, 1375716779510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11435066 >>11442276 Would Worship Hairy is also nice

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:38:45 No.11442316 File: 168 KB, 1024x1205, A_2VCxqCUAAFryF.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11442291

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:40:00 No.11442322 >>11442316 Too lewd! She needs to shave.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:42:45 No.11442329 File: 12 KB, 335x241, 1290967947156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11442316

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:50:44 No.11442345 >>11434996 I like both!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 00:51:59 No.11442347 >>11441419 I love aliased art so much

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 01:12:35 No.11442395 >>11442316 scary face

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 02:38:42 No.11442598 File: 729 KB, 1056x1408, 34673658_big_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11442316

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 02:40:56 No.11442603 File: 217 KB, 800x600, milfbutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish someone on /jp/ would pretend to be MY mommy. Though, I wouldn't mind pretending to be someone else's mommy either~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 03:15:58 No.11442662 >>11442598 >>11442316 Wow! More cute armpit hair please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 03:28:58 No.11442679 File: 39 KB, 500x500, A_2X26yCUAACkIY.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11442395

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 03:53:32 No.11442724 >>11442322 ? She doesn't have a beard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 03:56:47 No.11442727 File: 247 KB, 850x531, aaHW3co.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best goddess

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 04:34:36 No.11442796 File: 247 KB, 576x700, SHINKI_Wonderful_God__by_Mr_Magical_Rainbow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11442727 shinki > kanako

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 05:57:26 No.11442920 >>11442796 agreed

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 05:59:25 No.11442925 >>11442920 Replying to yourself?

>>	None !zkraGArAss Sun, Sep 22, 2013 06:05:11 No.11442936 >>11442925 NO

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 16:23:26 No.11443992 duiddes are yoyu latereally retarderd?? fduickin g tiouhouis flyinmg all over thewse chat rooms

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 17:21:48 No.11444184 File: 372 KB, 1280x1024, 26109673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 20:04:30 No.11444638 I want to bathe with mommy.

Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 20:08:44 No.11444648

Why am I drawn to motherly character types? I'd say it's due to a real life wish to be loved in that respect by an older woman, but my mother is wonderful, and loved me plenty. I can't think of her in this way, and yet I still enjoy mother-son incest.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 20:32:18 No.11444719 File: 456 KB, 1200x850, a199109e412b7647a104a3b28c142669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommy's feet!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 20:44:47 No.11444741 >>11444648 Because she is the only female in your life that really loved and cared about you

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 20:45:03 No.11444744 >>11444719 Cover your eyes!

Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 20:52:17 No.11444751

>>11444648
I think there is a more or less universal appeal to older women, more so with mothers. They have a benevolent aura around them. A sort of shinning kindness that would let a person drop their guard around them.

Mothers are also very soft, emotionally speaking. They won't judge you, attack you, or put you down. And they always look out for you. That's why mothers are so attractive to a lot of people.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 20:58:35 No.11444761 >>11444751 >>11444741 Oh god... This makes sense... Excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her that I love her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:02:39 No.11444766 >>11444751 >>11444741 Don't get Sigmund Freud on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:09:50 No.11444775 File: 18 KB, 402x402, Me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11444766 Why would you want me on you, Anon? Is there something you're not telling me?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:15:20 No.11444783 >>11444775 I had a dream once about fuging with m-mom. R-Really... I'm confused.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:15:34 No.11444784 >>11444751 Then what the fuck is that thing I have been calling mom for all my life?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:19:05 No.11444794 >>11444784 An otherworldly being we are incapable of understanding.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:19:20 No.11444790 >>11444784 Reptillian morphling

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:19:50 No.11444791 >>11444783 I've had dreams like that before, thought with my land whale of a sister. It wasn't disgusting until I woke up. Just remember that it was only a dream, Anon. It can't hurt you anymore.

Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:20:34 No.11444796 [DELETED]

>>11444741
>really loved and cared about you

My mom told me that the only thing she regrets in her ENTIRE life is having me.. her only child.

You don't know a proper mindfuck unless some shit like that is laid on you in grade school.

She did everything she could to avoid me. We never talked. She never cooked for me. She made friends with the mothers of kids in my class so I could go over to their house even though I wasn't friends with most of them.

All I was to her was a shackle holding her down. I haven't talked to her since I moved out on my 18th birthday. I was still in highschool. I lived with various people for awhile but sometimes slept in the woods near the school and showered in the locker room.

Suck it up and move on right? Well that's easy to say.

Fuck it. Not like you guys care

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:22:06 No.11444801 >>11444796 I care. Why don't you go out with me? My dick in your butt will surely make you feel lots better!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:27:05 No.11444810 >>11444796 This isn't the blog thread!! Shut up, nerd!! Return to your board, baka!

Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:30:22 No.11444816

>>11444796
My mother was never that blatant about it. But I could always tell that she was silently suffering us. Sometimes she'd blow up and start yelling how she wonders why she even had kids or anything. Of course it can't compare to what you went through, but it's still mindfucking when one second she's being nice and sweet and the next she's cursing your existence.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:46:21 No.11444850 So my post was deleted? Shouldn't surprise me. Fuck me for wanting to reply to a post (that isn't deleted) to show it's not always that way. I'll find out in second if they banned me as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:50:50 No.11444850,1 >>11444796 >>11444850 wow janny is one heartless bastard my feels are entering lunar orbit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:52:24 No.11444870 >>11444816 Your mom sounds like she suffers from bipolarism

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:54:38 No.11444880 >>11444796 NOT OTAKU CULTURE LOL

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 21:56:39 No.11444888 >>11444796 (Dead) bullied into the kekosphere RIP ;_;7

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 22:18:40 No.11444938 >>11444744 I'm sure she would love a foot rub.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 22, 2013 22:19:55 No.11444943 >>11444796 I actually cooked for my mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 00:54:36 No.11445334 File: 147 KB, 668x975, ata438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ufufufufu

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 03:11:17 No.11445638 File: 712 KB, 1400x2000, _008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 03:14:01 No.11445639 >>11445638 if you found something that looked like semen on the floor, would you taste it to make sure it was semen?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 03:15:31 No.11445640 I'm dying to know what >>11444796 said.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 03:16:30 No.11445643 >>11445639 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 03:36:34 No.11445667 >>11445639 How would you possibly know what semen taste like?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 03:52:18 No.11445690 >>11445667 You've never tried tasting your own semen?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 12:12:40 No.11446531 File: 430 KB, 845x950, 4459ba536c830ab588034493eb2afde4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11441402 >>11441419 Best Yuyuko

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 14:37:52 No.11446893 File: 652 KB, 723x1023, 35837813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 14:47:36 No.11446921
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>>11414912
My dad fucked my mom when I was sleeping in their bed. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw them naked and doing it. It hurt a lot because I loved my mom. My dad saw that I was awake and yelled at me to go back to sleep.

I couldn't do it because the bed was shaking too much. He began to fuck her harder with me right next to her. I was getting a boner, even though I was very young at the time. It was the most shameful boner, like someone is hurting me on the inside. I hated to have my mom get her virginity taken while I was in the same bed. Fuck that. WHY

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 15:00:38 No.11446960 File: 78 KB, 280x320, 1351793130489.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11446921 >I hated to have my mom get her virginity taken while I was in the same bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 15:03:53 No.11446971 >>11446921 nothing never happened as much as this never happened

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 15:05:55 No.11446980 >>11446921 >>virginity then how did she make you

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 15:08:24 No.11446991 File: 118 KB, 332x450, 1366516859638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11446971 I wish this was true.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 15:14:40 No.11447012 >>11446971 Except for the Holocaust, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 15:16:11 No.11447018 File: 193 KB, 448x595, 1353213674552.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11447012

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 21:27:05 No.11447950 >>11446921 lel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 21:45:51 No.11448000 File: 196 KB, 592x873, 38654603_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 23:24:54 No.11448352

>>11433867
I think you're the first one on /jp/ to ever have agreed with me on this subject.
>>11433886
That's sad. If that's the case than I can see how it is innocent and simply a longing for love from someone in a caring way.
>>11440973
WTF GET OUT NO!
>>11446921
> It hurt a lot because I loved my mom
I hope this is only a love as in parental love nothing more. The boner thing is messed up though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 23:32:28 No.11448388 >>11444783 I had a dream in which I was showering, and all of a sudden I realized I was in my sister's body. Psycho-analyze me /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 23:32:43 No.11448389 >>11448352 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 23:34:13 No.11448404 File: 66 KB, 388x479, NO You!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11448389

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 23, 2013 23:34:56 No.11448403 >>11448000 Why is Seiga so super sexy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:04:15 No.11448559 File: 260 KB, 688x960, 46c73a4133dc0c651672f5aa9030f97b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11446531 So soft~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:14:59 No.11448600 File: 924 KB, 911x1280, 5323701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:21:16 No.11448643 File: 585 KB, 973x1200, 1369820070339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I jerk off to Kanako, Yukari, or Alice?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:22:00 No.11448645 My mom doesn't talk like that. And she only knows how to cook ground beef with onions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:24:45 No.11448653 >>11448404 Duuuude, Phoenix Wright is epic! See you later on SA, bro!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:24:59 No.11448655 File: 189 KB, 500x798, 38098609.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11448643 Pick a newhou. They need love too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:25:30 No.11448659 >>11448643 Wow, those are three of my favorite Touhous!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:28:31 No.11448675 >>11448655 Is Seiga new enough? I guess I could settle with Sekibanki if it came down to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:30:01 No.11448685 File: 32 KB, 853x468, MGSchinaman1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11448653 >SA I don't even know what that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:34:02 No.11448698 >>11448675 A fine choice.

Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:35:31 No.11448699

I regret not being able to have sex with my mom before she died. I didn't really become obsessed with the idea until directly after she died though.
>>11440973
That's good too. The idea of one having sex with a person they helped to create through sex is good stuff in general. The fact that one raised and cared for/is raising and caring for the other is a big part of it as well. Besides, no love can be more genuine than the possible romantic love between family members.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:42:48 No.11448720 >>11448403 Probably because she made sonic the hedgehog

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:46:48 No.11448735 >>11448685 I think you'd really like it. It would definitely be a safer, more enjoyable place for you than here. You should give it a try! http://forums.somethingawful.com

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:52:03 No.11448752 >>11448735 Are you trying trick me man? I didn't open the link...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 00:54:03 No.11448760 >>11448752 I'm just trying to do what's best for both of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 02:23:06 No.11449025 File: 373 KB, 1200x1716, _009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzMRn5lxeZY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 02:26:22 No.11449030 >>11448752 I hate faggots like you who're "so paranoid" and are eager to show it off to everyone. Who gives a shit if you didn't open it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 02:42:23 No.11449050 >>11449030 Get a load of this butthurt skiddy. Having trouble filling up that botnet, son? LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 03:03:35 No.11449089 >>11449050 I wish I had a buttnet, I could make money off of it and all sorts of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 03:16:05 No.11449107 >>11448760 Well thank you anon. >>11449030 Take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 03:29:21 No.11449127 >>11449107 Why did you come back?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 04:25:17 No.11449204 File: 24 KB, 297x373, 280367823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11442316 saved to no less than 4 separate directories

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 24, 2013 15:11:28 No.11450370 she looks like an older tomo yamanobe lol

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 25, 2013 00:06:10 No.11451918 File: 191 KB, 595x761, 26992900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 25, 2013 02:35:48 No.11452154 >>11451918 mommy

Anonymous Wed, Sep 25, 2013 08:07:26 No.11452667
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>>11434450
Don't you have some ancient clay fat-girl figs you could be digging up? Oh wait, you said anthropologist, not archaeologist, sorry, my bad.
>>11435061
'sup

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 25, 2013 08:15:28 No.11452679 File: 182 KB, 513x800, 23752313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is /jp/ so mazacon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 25, 2013 08:45:15 No.11452738 >>11452679 Our role model, across the board, is Hale from hale/guu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 25, 2013 10:04:03 No.11452913 File: 469 KB, 1500x885, 102dcd65747a36200dcb6424297dc612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11452679 Our mothers are probably the only female /jp/ is in some form of contact with. Plus mommy will always love you for who you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 27, 2013 16:59:04 No.11460932 >>11414912 But mommy... your omanko is my favorite dish of all...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 27, 2013 17:05:43 No.11460952 >>11452913 >Plus mommy will always love you for who you are. Jokes on you! My mom told me she didn't like me shortly after I let her know I liked little girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 27, 2013 17:07:31 No.11460958 >>11452913 >finish uni >be NEET for about 5 months cause no job >mom tells says she's embarassed of you because you never go out and just stay home and play games and she lies to her friends about how what you've been spending all your free time on

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 27, 2013 17:11:18 No.11460966 >>11460958 Who the FUCK are you qouting, crossie?

Anonymous Fri, Sep 27, 2013 17:37:15 No.11461030

>>11460966
>he doesn't know how greentexting works

Heh... get with the times, grandpa!! *shoves you so you fall down* I don't give a SHIT how greentexting was used six years ago, it's evolved now, got it? You ever mouth off on me again, old man, and I'll fucking BEAT your dusty old ass!! *jerks chest forward so you get scared and flinch* Hahaha, old loser! *walks away laughing*

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 27, 2013 17:42:32 No.11461048 File: 547 KB, 980x1223, sanae2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Motherly duties

Anonymous Fri, Sep 27, 2013 17:58:48 No.11461083
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>>11446921
I know exactely what you mean. I coudn't look my mother in they eyes for days when I found out the first time. It's not like I didn't know it, it was just awkward. And how a person can act so normal and friendly despite beeing so lewd.

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