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11410264 No.11410264[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It's that time again

Post 'em

>> No.11410269
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What time is it?

>> No.11410271

pls

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>>11410269
Get in the panty!

>> No.11410278 [SPOILER] 
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Ok

>> No.11410293

>>11410275
>that disappointing feel when you thought there was a dick in the thumbnail then you expand it

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It's that time again
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Drive 'em

>> No.11410318

>>11410293
It was the same for me dude.

>> No.11410331

>>11410293
>>11410318
I feel you dawgs

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Think of the cute vulva inside!
Not a penis..

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>> No.11410424
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Post 'em

>> No.11410454

>>11410339
Please don't tell me to imagine a loli vulva.

>> No.11410569 [DELETED] 
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What time?

Time for a drive?

>> No.11410573 [DELETED] 
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>>11410569
whoa that scared me

>> No.11410573,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11410307
>>11410569
>>11410573
can someone explain this ``josh'' individual please?

Don't give me that fake KYM link or just tell me he drives either.

>> No.11416635 [DELETED] 

>>11410569
This is really starting to bug me. I get the forced autism Drive meme from other boards on /jp/ and /jp/'s cold edgy cool criminal inside us or living, but this guy or the guy forcing this guy's image of Drive isn't Otaku. In fact it's just a rampage of autism shitposting sinking /jp/ further into the lower icy depths of the sea of no return. He's even on OTA now....Almost as bad as Trevor now. I wouldn't ve surprised if it was trevor.

>> No.11416641 [DELETED] 

>>11416635
what is drive about?

>> No.11416668

>>11410339
I don't see any vulvas there. Only a hand with 3 fingers

>> No.11416675 [DELETED] 

>>11416641
It's based off a book. A young man with an unknown past that only seems to hint that he has had a hard life of crime. He's quite, calm, and almost cold. He's a stunt Driver for movies, works at a car shop, and turns out is the Driver for crime plans. As he meets a girl his age and her son he turns his cheak on his criminal delinquent ways. He gets involved with mafia man through his car shop's owner, but it's all legal racing. Everything falls apart as his young girl friends husband comes back from Jail. That husband was in a mafia. Now they want him back in. With little choice to help the girl he loves and her boy who began warming his cold heart he decides to help the husband. Will this hurt rthe Driver and those surrounding him? Or will he succed in living his life in love and a fresh start? In tbe end Driver just may have the chance to prove he's a real hero...and a real human being.

>> No.11416686 [DELETED] 

>>11416675
You sound like a back-of-the-box description.

>> No.11416693 [DELETED] 

>>11416686
I made it up on the spot. I was trying to be poetic, but some how the janitor didn't like it and is some how awake at this hour. Thought he was asleep like ussual. He's probably up watching Toonami being the good natured weeb he is. I'm not mad at you either janny. I just thought we were on topic since that kid keeps poopong on /jp/ with his image and stories.

>> No.11416713

>>11410454
imagining shota dick is okay but imagining loli vulva isn't?

>> No.11416713,1 [INTERNAL] 

What the fuck janny? Out of all the threads you delete for not being otaku culture, you save this one?

>> No.11416713,2 [INTERNAL] 

I don't get it LMAO

>> No.11416762

what the fuck's going on in this thread

>> No.11416767

>>11416762
Otaku Culture™, that's what.

>> No.11416762,1 [INTERNAL] 

Someone post, "Is this the NEET thread?"

>> No.11416771 [DELETED] 

Is this the NEET thread?

>> No.11416837 [DELETED] 

My Aunt made tacos tonight. It was pretty cute watching my cousin try to eat a hard shell one. She was so determined to do it properly but she kept dropping bits of food back onto the plate. I tried to offer her some suggestions and gave her a fork for the stuff on the plate but she threw the fork back at me and glared! So tsun-tsun!

We watched a movie together but didn't cuddle this time. Oh well. I'm still here until Monday so there is time. She is sleeping right no

>> No.11416840 [DELETED] 

>>11416837
Please tell me more! Are you going to go all the way with her?

- Bill

>> No.11416845 [DELETED] 

I am depressed, /jp/

>> No.11416840,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11416837
The FBI finally got him candlejack sty

>> No.11416851

>>11416845

Please cheer up, you shouldn't be depressed.

>> No.11416851,1 [INTERNAL] 

banned over taco story

latterly artistic

>> No.11416860 [DELETED] 

>>11416851
What if my fear, anxiety and regret stem from perfectly valid reasons that are beyond my control?
How can I just cheer up?

>> No.11416865

Post WHAT? Freakin autist....

>> No.11416863

>>11416860
dont think about it!

>> No.11416865,1 [INTERNAL] 

Official (TM) Janny Babysit Zone

>> No.11416876

>>11416865

I think the original poster wants us to post vulvas.

>> No.11416876,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11416865,1
posting josh stuff warrants a 3 day ban now?
>>11410307

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>> No.11416882,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11416876,1
PWNED By the Irc-crew. /jp/ is our board now. We have a janny + a mod on our crew what you gonna do shitposter?

>> No.11416882,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11416882,1
I'm gonna post shit.

Have fun cleaning up my mess XDDDD

>> No.11416882,3 [INTERNAL] 

So why is this thread being babysat again? It's not even Touhou.

>> No.11416882,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11416882,3
Also I'm mad that the Henrietta queer from /ota/ is not getting his posts deleted.

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Time to piss off warorosu gayposters, huh?

>> No.11416913,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11416882,3
BAWWWW JANNY IS DELETING ALL THE GARBAGE THREADS
BAWWWW JANNY WONT DELETE THIS GARBAGE THREAD

Holy fuck you guys are retarded.

>> No.11416913,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11416913,1
Sup janny. How's your mum?

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>> No.11416977

What are we supposed to post?

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me and my mom

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>rev governor

>> No.11416990

Is this what they call "shitpostaku"

?

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>>11416988
nice

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>>11416990
>/jp/

>> No.11416996
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so who is your favorite light novel character?

>> No.11416998

>>11416996
[spoiler[ You [/spoiler]

captcha: first aswome

>> No.11416998,1 [INTERNAL] 


get in here and POST EM warosubros

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i am the beast i worship

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>> No.11417010

>>11417010,1

so is this the 2d/random thread?

>> No.11417010,1 [INTERNAL] 

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>>11417010

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Any fellow NEETs online?

pls respond ;_;

>> No.11417016

>>11417014
Hello, eatNEET here.

>> No.11417015

>>11417014
Hi

>> No.11417017

>>11417012
2SPOOKY

only oldfags will get this xD

>> No.11417019 [DELETED] 

Sorry to bother you all, but I just finished masturbating with a sharpie in my boypussy. I orgasmed while in doggy style position, pushing the sharpie in and out of my boypussy while stroking my penis and moaning.

My legs are a bit weak now, but I'm going to take a shower.

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>>11417015
>>11417016

hello neetfriends

why is anzu always bullied on /jp/

>> No.11417028

>>11417019
reported!

>> No.11417031
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>>11417019
a sharpie is too small for that

>> No.11417035

>>11417028
please forgive my rudeness

>> No.11417039
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Any weapon otaku here?

This picture is significant!

>> No.11417049

Someone grabbed my penis and asked what it was earlier today. To complicate things, it was erect. I can't think of any other time when anyone has ever grabbed my penis.

>> No.11417049,1 [INTERNAL] 

So what will happen if I keep posting random garbage?

- ban with all posts deleted at once
- individual posts that criticize moderation only
- only NSFW/illegal content deleted
- NEET and blog stuff

What will stay and what will go?

>> No.11417049,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11416635
sorry I posted that on /ota/, I can delete if if you want

btw, 1gooey(``auto otaku'' OP) is a raging crossie normalfag so fuck him

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>>11417039

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who crazy here

wwwwwwwww

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>>11417072

>> No.11417077

I'm back from my shower. Lube was leaking out of my asshole so I had to clean it with the showerhead. On the bright side, my penis feels very smooth and soft right now~

>>11417031
Big dicks scare me so I just use a sharpie. It still gives me deep, moaning orgasms.

>> No.11417079

>>11417068
Thats my pic, I'm so happy someone saved it!

Unfortunately I lost the little pin for the thumb safety when disassembling it, and now I'm afraid to shoot it until I either find it or buy a replacement.

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It's that time again

Post 'em

>> No.11417109
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>>11417039
I like guns too!

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>>11417107
i collect these

>> No.11417129

>>11417109
Nice, is that a SR-15?

I remember /k/ had a pretty neat collab picture of their guns and HCLI patches.

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ebin thread

>> No.11417263

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.11417263,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11416913,1
I just don't understand what's going on in this thread

it's clearly a full-on shitposting thread, but janny is babysitting it and only letting some shitposts go, the others are getting their posts deleted with ban requests

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>>11417263,1
Keep crying, warosuturds, this is our board and there's nothing you can do.

>> No.11417315,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11417263,1
Warosu will never understand /jp/. This is why you're quarantined in ghost. Don't believe for one second that Meido doesn't see and know all.

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>>11417315
the only one crying is YUR MUM after the massive dicking I gave her

>> No.11417340

>>11417157
Why is the propeller on that dog spinning the wrong way?

>> No.11417340,1 [INTERNAL] 

>dis shite is still up
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>> No.11417345

What is wrong with you guys saying this is good?

This thread is terrible

>> No.11417347

>>11417340
>dog

get out of /jp/

>> No.11417348

>>11417345
>This thread is terrible
That's exactly the point. Sometimes it's important to let off steam and just ... funpost. Janny doesn't seem to mind since we're keeping it to one thread.

>> No.11417353

>>11417345
No one said that, this is to show warosu how retarded they look.

>> No.11417357

>>11417353
who are warosu?

>> No.11417362
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>>11417353
you look pretty retarded d00d

>> No.11417361

>>11417357
Just discover /jp/, did you?

>> No.11417362,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11417105
>I have a static IP, leave me out of this!
feel...

>> No.11417364

>>11417361
Well, not just, but yeah. I'm probably pretty new c ompared to most of you guys.

Pl-Please be gentle

>> No.11417365

>>11417357
/ghost/.

>> No.11417373

>>11417347
who the heck are you quoting?

>> No.11417376

>>11417364

Use sage, especially when responding to shit threads like this.

Cut it right the fuck out with that /a/ stuttering.

Lurk more.

>> No.11417378

>>11417373
Why the heck are you using a meme invented by a literal jew?

>> No.11417382

>>11417376
fuck you, bully

>> No.11417383

>>11417373
>quoting

>> No.11417386

>>11417378
I'm not Jewish.

>> No.11417387

>>11417373
Not sure if german shitposter or just literally autist.

>> No.11417391

sa-geh

>> No.11417394

>>11417022
Because she's false as HELL

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Why are you fags arguing instead of posting them per the OP?

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me irl
who wants to suck it

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>>11417397
btw, the amount of effort /pol/ sometimes puts into these edits is impressive.

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3254 years later
still worst zombie

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>>11417365

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>>11417416
/ghost/ used to be the best place to talk about dead threads until automated spammers, finns and germans appeared.

Maybe I should use Woxxy's easymodo from now on.

>> No.11417430,1 [INTERNAL] 

What The Fuck warosu

This thread has potential to become a battlefield

Use subtle trolling

Or over the top shiteposts

spam NSFW, niggy, spurdo, 2hu abuse, etc

Blog to your NEET heart's desire

They are asking for it!

>> No.11417440

>>11417430
maybe u should go fuck yourself :^)

>> No.11417456

>>11417430
T, T stalkers, and T impersonators have made it more unbearable than those ever did.

>> No.11417466

>>11417456
>T, T stalkers, and T impersonators
They're finns and germans, you can see them posting Josh and other unfunny european memes (pronounced meems).

>> No.11417475

>>11417466
who's josh?

I get its /o/ related but I don't want to crossboard to find out.

>> No.11417475,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11417430,1
I'm asking for yo momma's pussy.

>> No.11417475,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11417430,1
le challenge_accepted.jpeg

I'll do it tomorrow.

>> No.11417536

Who truNEET here?

I just a PB&J with strawberry jelly. Cheap, filling and delicious. Just like a little brown loli!

>> No.11417540

>>11417129
Yeah its a SR-15.

Smoothest AR I've handled. Pulling the charging handle and messing with the bolt releases and mag releases is sex on your fingers. 1K ARs are nice, but 2K ARs just feel so much better!

>> No.11417544

>>11417540
Weapon Otaku belong in /k/ according to official staff endorsed site policy

>> No.11417546

Why isn't this thread deleted yet? Is janny at church?

>> No.11417550

>>11417546
Yeah, you tell him how to run things, Anonymous. I'm sure he'll do everything you say.

>> No.11417556

>>11417536

I just ate left over chinese food for breakfast.

>> No.11417563

>>11417556
Chinese leftovers aren't very cute. That's what an old cop lady would eat before going to work.

>> No.11417566

>>11417556
I'm about to eat an oven pizza.

>> No.11417567

Hey guys, just wanted to remind you:

/ghost/: 1
/jp: 0

also you smell bad! lol

>> No.11417571

>>11417563

They were very tasty!

Pls don't bully.

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>>11417475
just get in your car

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and go for a drive
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he will speak to you

>> No.11417573

>>11417571
Taste has nothing to do with it. I play touhou, dude, what do I care about taste?

If it can't moe it don't goe

>> No.11417575

>>11417567
So, /ghost/ has one gay person while /jp/ has 0.

>> No.11417580

>>11417575
wow you just owned me dude. I better get some cream for this burn. holy shit that was epic

>> No.11417583

I bought a pass just so I can report threads like this one easier.

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>>11417540
Yeah seems KAC and Noveske are the top tier ARs these days, out of my price range though.

Btw, have you ever had any trouble with steel case ammo in your rifle?

>> No.11417587

>>11417583
Are you implying the janitor will actually realize this thread is shit?

HA HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.11417592

>>11417583
good luck, the report queue has been cleared twice by my count.

Stay steamed though janny wannabe!

>> No.11417595

>>11417592
>steamed

holy HELL my sides just shed their primary boosters

>> No.11417598

>>11417573

I promise to only eat moe food when I eat from now on.

>> No.11417601

>100 posts and 37 image replies omitted

oh, [italics]janny[/italics]

what are u doin, son? lol

>> No.11417605

>>11417598
Better late than never, I guess.

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>>11417595
I really really hated the ``sides'' meme (pronounced meem) at first but good executions have caused it to grow on me.

>> No.11417609

>>11417608
Do you have an example of a good execution anywhere?

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Best Y1985 spent in a while.

You're welcome moot

>> No.11417616

>>11417609
Yeah, I executed your mum's cunthole last night! LOL!

>> No.11417619

>>11417616
Wow! Is that #rekt or #ultra_rekt ?

>> No.11417621

>>11417619
#hyper_rekt

>> No.11417623

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Any ,,auto otaku´´ here?

Whats your favorite engine configuration?

Mine is the straight six!

Its the fuggin best!

>> No.11417687

>>11417647
I don't understand car guys. Like, yeah, that's cool, but the speed limit is 65, so why do you need it to go faster than that?

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>>11417687
Because; Motorkhana / Autocross / Closed Road events / Rally Sprint / Trackdays / "those fun roads which have no speed limit, but are hellishly windy"

Atleast. For myself thats why i spend so much on my car. Then again alot of cars out there are "more powerful" than mine, except the fact i weigh about half as much as theirs do.

>>11417647
Dont need more than four.

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This thread is too meta for me.

>> No.11417711

>>11417647
rotary engines are the coolest

>> No.11417733

Cool thread.

>> No.11417754

>>11417585
Only when I don't lube my BCG before I shoot!

>> No.11417780
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I've been thinking about doing a write up on how to successfully be a NEET and gun otaku at the same time.

You see, guns are a pretty expensive hobby that can eat through your autismbux quickly if you're not careful.

Things like dry firing for practice, using .22lr rifles/conversions kits, or even reloading ammo can save money while still allowing you to retain your shooting skills.

>> No.11417783

>>11417780
Amerifat pls...

>> No.11417791

>>11417783
Please what?

I'm listening.

Do you need help, friend?

>> No.11417789

>>11417780
Why someone who never leaves his house would ever need a gun? Unless you live in some third world shithole where people break into your home or the police is useless.

>> No.11417790

>>11417780
What's so good about guns? Guns only serve to kill people, they're good for nothing.

>> No.11417794

>>11417790
>>11417789
>>11417783
haha oh wow, samefag harder dude.

protip: /jp/ isn't that fast, try to let 2-3 minutes go by inbetween your posts.

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>>11417794
Huh, ok I guess?

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>>11417794
what the HELL are you smoking lel XD

>> No.11417806

>>11417794
Protip: When posting with sage, you have to wait 60 seconds to post again, so those three posts cannot be from the same poster.

>> No.11417807

>>11417797
>>11417803
Haha, oh wow, check out this photoshop master. Go back to samefagging school, okay?

>> No.11417811

>>11417803
>>11417797
that amount of effort is simply embarrassing.

I feel sorry for those who are that autistic.

>> No.11417814

>>11417811
I guess some people just can't handle someone with different opinions.

>> No.11417818

>>11417780
>>11417783
>>11417789
>>11417790
>>11417791
>>11417794
>>11417797
>>11417803
>>11417806
>>11417807
>>11417811
>>11417814
samefag

>> No.11417820

>>11417783
Please come to your country and fight your wars for you? Well sure ya' queer, that's what we do.

>> No.11417824

>>11417820
More like die in our wars... LOL!

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>>11417820
>come to America
>fight Americas wars for Americans

Lewd.

>> No.11417831

>>11417824
How's it feel being the dominant military forced on the fucking planet? Oh wait. You're not American nvm.

>> No.11417840

>>11417829
The problems with Americlaps is that the general, native population is too fat and untrained to make for decent soldier material. Realizing this, the army started hiring foreigners, i.e. Canadians, Mexicans, and even blacker creatures. Thus, the American army is currently only staffed by 43% natives. Isn't it a dreadful feeling that America could fall into the hands of their former enemies within just moments when those "others" decide to rebel?

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>>11417780
I want a cool machine gun like this >>11417109 , to defend against bullies!

I dont want to leave my house though, how do I get one!

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>>11418116
You can order it online! The only part you have to leave the house for is going to the FFL holder's place then you have to sign a paper and wait anywhere from 10mins~hour!

>> No.11418185

I just got a smart phone so I could browse online wherever but the concept quickly lost my interest because of how tedious it is to type anything in the damn thing and I'm getting cross eyed using it. I'll probably keep it but that return policy is tempting...

>> No.11418190

>>11418140
You've already crossed over to the dark side if you sign a FFL.

Guns are for normals in most parts of America.

>> No.11418200

Can't buy real guns in this dumb state only pistols and shotguns.

>> No.11418208

>>11418200
A shotgun is a real gun you fuggin turbonerd.

>> No.11418211

Gun otaku are the worst kind of crossies to ever exist. They shit up threads wherever they go and never post anything on topic.

/jp/ needs a final solution for crossboarders

>> No.11418214

>>11418208
Can't be modified into an auto whats the point even

>> No.11418215

>>11418211
If only we could shoot them, but alas, those are the very posts you're trying to ban! Must be tough being a LIBERAL CROCODILE TEARS OTAKU

>> No.11418225

>>11418211
Real otakus also like guns!

>> No.11418233

>>11418225
Guns are for fat Americans and niggers.

>> No.11418276

>>11418233
This. TruOTAKU defends his rights with his fists!

>> No.11418281

>>11418276
Go back to /fit/, crossie!

>> No.11418320

>>11418281
Not him but fuck you, fuccboi.

>> No.11418324

>>11418281
H-how do you know they talk about martial arts on /fit/?

>> No.11418326

>>11418324
Well, I didn't assume he meant martial arts specifically. I assumed he just lifts weights and punches his way to freedom.

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>>11418116
>>11418140

Off the top of my head there are quite a few ways of getting firearms without leaving your home or having them literally delivered to your residence.

1. pre 1899 antique weapons (old rifles, meh)

2. blackpowder firearms (not a good choice for defense)

3. curio and relic license (lots of cool stuff)

4. civilian marksmanship program (M1 garand)

5. deepweb blackmarket (suspicious ~$2000 glocks)

6. 3d printed firearms (still in its infancy)

7. 80% firearm receivers, such as AR lowers/AK flats (very versatile but time consuming)

8. Gift from parents or friend (straw purchase gray area)


I kinda want to do some more research on the above examples regarding the methods and pros/cons of each but it would take a while. I want to be thorough with links, prices, and everything.

If there is interest I can post in warosu if the thread is not up.

>> No.11418338

Is this the NEET thread?

>> No.11418344

>>11418338
No, it's a thread about shooting and two or three people who aren't allowed to have guns shitting up the thread.

>> No.11418359

>>11418116
You still need to leave your house to fire your gun and someone needs to teach you how to handle guns properly.

>> No.11418360

>>11418336
>8. Gift from parents or friend (straw purchase gray area)
I'm sure you already know, but it isn't a straw purchase if the person you're buying it for could legally own the firearm in question. At least in most states.

>If there is interest I can post in warosu if the thread is not up.

Could be useful for linking hermits who'd like to enter the hobby, do it.
I miss the days of a well armed /jp/, it's disgusting to think that some people actually call themselves otaku without at least having bought a nugget.

>> No.11418360,1 [INTERNAL] 

>194 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

It's ironic because I didn't even make nor post in this shitty thread.

I'm getting really tired of people stealing and capitalizing upon my memes. I'm tempted to take legal action..... somehow......... *calls Saul* :P

>> No.11418405

>>11418360
I find otaku aren't mentally stable enough to be trusted with firearms anyway.

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Well well well how come no one in this thread is talking about me?

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>>11418359
there are hundreds of youtube videos on proper gun handling and you can torrent the magpul instructional DVDs.

If you don't trust them there are also army manuals you can read all day and such.

You can fire a gun inside too, just don't be retarded about it like cokeman.

However you have to meet a few specific conditions to do it safely.

Pretty much you're limited to .22 only, and you want it to be as quiet as possible. CCI and Colibri make some subsonic and primer only cartridges that have a low report. You can further this by making a homemade suppressor(thats beyond the scope of this, there is plenty info online about it). You need a proper backdrop that will not allow the round to pass through and also reduce the chance of it ricocheting. Something like damp phone books would work well.

You're location plays a big part too, if you are in a rural area you're set. If you live in a suburb in a house with a large lot and distance between your neighbors or you have a basement you shouldn't have much trouble. If you are in some city apartment then you better not try it. You could turn up your computer speakers and play some Call of Duty videos on youtube or whatever to try and mask it but still might be iffy. Of course try to do it during the middle of the day when people are at work.

I have fired my ruger 10/22 on 2 occasions using a pop bottle suppressor and subsonic .22lr. It was a little louder than a BB gun but probably sounded like a stack of books being dropped on the floor on the other side of the wall.

In conclusion it is possible but not really practical at all. Just a thing to do for the sake of doing it. Airsoft would be a better choice for ``serious'' indoors practice and training.
>>11418360
will do! it'll be a while though, the sun is coming up and I need to sleep.

>> No.11418458

>>11418451
Shouldn't you be jacking off in /k/ right now?

>> No.11418480

>>11418458
You seem to be upset.

>> No.11418492

>>11418451
>will do! it'll be a while though, the sun is coming up and I need to sleep.

Good to hear, I'll keep an eye on it warmly.

>> No.11418557

A-anyone looking forward to the LoL group stage? G-go Vulcun...

>> No.11418784

>>11418557
GIT FUKD TSM SHITTERS

>> No.11418784,1 [INTERNAL] 

and now it's gone what the HELL

>> No.11418784,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11418784,1
Janny sobered up.

>> No.11418784,3 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.11418784,4 [INTERNAL] 

Fuck the NSJ

>> No.11418784,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11418784,1
Did you think it would last forever? Janny allowed it so we could have some fun, but fun time ends eventually.

Deal with it.

>> No.11418784,6 [INTERNAL] 

The pressure finally got to the janny. Too bad. I almost respected the little guy for a moment

>> No.11418784,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11418336

1. & 2. pre 1899 firearms/ black powder that can be sold without FFL nonsense.

Here is a very good write-up, despite Mr ,,,Rawles being a looney toon

http://www.empirearms.com/pre-1899.htm

Basically these are super old guns, a lot of which are chambered in obscure or no longer made ammo. Some of them however have been rechambered to modern calibers.

Something like this might be practical for ~$300 if you used low power shells to be safe
http://www.gunauction.com/buy/12421100/guns-for-sale-pre-1899/pre-1899-shotguns/colt-model-1878-12ga-shotgun

3. & 4. C&R and CMP seem like viable options to get good firearms like milsurp pistols and SKSs for cheap, but they involve paperwork hassle and long wait times

http://curioandrelicfirearmsforum.yuku.com/topic/1710/CampR-General-Info-Links-forms-and-instructions
http://archive.heinessen.com/k/thread/S13323033#p13323181

CMP guide
http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/k/img/0173/13/1374938813474.jpg
potential hang ups might be step 4 or 6a as they require leaving the house but,
you might be able to print this out and just forge a Range Officer's signature on it
http://www.odcmp.com/competitions/Forms/Marksmanship.pdf
as for the notarization I'm not to sure about it, maybe it can be done through mail or photoshopped.

5. Deepweb stuff. Supposedly you pay 500% the MSRP of a handgun in bitcoins and receive it disassembled and hidden among a box of auto parts or some junk.

I did some poking around in TOR a while ago and was very unimpressed. The only somewhat legitimate looking site had absurd prices for 9mm glocks. I don't even know if they are around anymore as I heard half the network went down or something. I2P might have an Armory equivalent, people say thats the ``real'' deepweb or something. Seems too flaky and expensive and I cant be bothered with further researching this avenue.

>> No.11418784,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>>mfw trevgay

>> No.11418784,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11418784,7
6. 3d printed guns. You might have seen these cornelia style images a few times elsewhere
http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/k/img/0163/76/1369117722642.png (old design)
http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/k/img/0162/13/1368133654143.png (new one?)

This is put out by DefCad/Defense Distributed, a neat concept but I think its still too early to be viable. The printers themselves are expensive and the long term durability of the weapons is questionable. Maybe when RepRap really takes off and can do sintered metal and there are serious proven designs it might work.

7. 80% firearm receivers, such as AR lowers/AK flats

seems like the best option for a hikki who has some money saved up, having an AR-15 lower receiver is the holy grail for ``not leaving home for'' guns as the upper receiver is a non-controlled that can be ordered online.

http://www.harborfreight.com/garage-shop/stationary-drill-press/5-speed-bench-drill-press-60238-9067.html

$70 for a drill press, get some high quality bits too.

http://www.80percentarms.com/

$120 for jig + $150 for lower, a few other sites like http://www.bestqualitylowers.com/ had them listed cheaper but this one seemed the least shady looking.

Doing the finishing work might be an obstacle depending on your living situation, it would be best to do it in a garage or something as it is noisy and creates swarf(metal chips)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKz2sLJUvGU

You need a lower receiver parts kit too.

http://www.brownells.com/rifle-parts/receiver-amp-action-parts/parts-kits/ar-15-308ar-lower-parts-kits-prod55088.aspx

Overall it would take about $4-500 and a days worth of work(if you are not mechanically inclined and need to learn as you go) to get a functional lower as opposed to going to a gun store and buying one for about $150.

Once you have it, you can turn it into anything you want. You can make a 99% copy of what the Army is currently using, you can make a 1000 meter capable rifle in 6.5 or a short barreled 9mm ``pistol''.

>> No.11418784,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11418784,9

8. Gift from parents

This is of course dependent on having a good relationship with them.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0112/87/1376357263574.jpg

If I recall this NEET succesfully had his grandma buy him a Polish made AK.

As for the gray area regarding straw purchases, it is legal to give someone a firearm in a private transfer but it says on the form 4473 that the firearm must not be purchased for someone else. You would have to convince your mom or whatever that it is legal because you're not a felon. Just give her $150, tell her to go to Big 5 and buy a Mosin Nagant, then hold on to it for a week and then give it to you if they are concerned.

9. Building your own zip gun. - forgot to mention this

Official U.S. government reviewed material on how to make zip guns.

http://cryptome.org/0001/tm-31-210.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TM_31-210_Improvised_Munition_Handbook

http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/k/img/0164/45/1369523245556.jpg
http://archive.heinessen.com/boards/k/img/0139/03/1356503122618.jpg

You can order 3/4 inch plumbing pipe and fittings, auto brake line, and a cheapo drill to make single shot .22lr and 12GA guns for under $50 dollars.

I would stick with the above 2 calibers as they are low pressure and anything else might be dangerous

There are of course guides online on how to build a 9mm submachinegun out of hardware store parts, such as the Luty gun and such but thats getting too complicated.

Thats all I can think of for now, will add to this later if I find more methods.

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>>11418784,10

Weapons Grade autism

>> No.11418784,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11417430,1
Missed opportunities

>> No.11418784,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11417315,1
Well I bet you sure feel smart now

>> No.11418784,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11418784,13
holy FUCK years later ownage being handed out

>> No.11418784,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11417315,1
lol AoC is such a mentally insane freak

the fuck???

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