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4% of Adult Americans die virgin Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:55:39 2013 No.11401476 [Reply] [Original]

Source: http://news.softpedia.com/news/4-of-the-Adult-Americans-Die-Virgin-58093.shtml

Who knows about the legitimacy, but chances are you will not die a virgin!
Congrats!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:57:24 2013 No.11401479 /jp/ we are the 4 percent

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:58:09 2013 No.11401488 File: 839 KB, 450x402, 1376413293724.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am the 4%

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:58:38 2013 No.11401484 I'm pretty sure less than 4% of Americans post on /jp/, so I'm sure we all fit nicely into that 4%.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:59:39 2013 No.11401490 who 4% here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:05:26 2013 No.11401501 Nooooooo!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:07:42 2013 No.11401506 >>11401488 Why haven't you been posting this as often as you had been?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:09:27 2013 No.11401508 Thank god I'm not a virg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:10:27 2013 No.11401511 File: 25 KB, 600x572, 1372908495511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401506 First time posting that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:11:27 2013 No.11401515 You do know hookers are a thing right guys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:11:42 2013 No.11401517 File: 1.04 MB, 500x281, 1377088135909.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401508

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:12:26 2013 No.11401518 Not even murrican

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:12:42 2013 No.11401519 Too late, I'm already dead. Kenshiro even said so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:13:12 2013 No.11401521 File: 148 KB, 300x300, 1374130801791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401515 Broke and that's cheating

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:13:12 2013 No.11401522 >>11401515 AIDs are a thing too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:13:42 2013 No.11401524 >>11401511 Oh. Hm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:15:42 2013 No.11401526 >>11401515 I do not want to have sex though. My relationships with people are usually very negative.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:18:42 2013 No.11401531 I want to fuck a girl, any tips?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:19:27 2013 No.11401532 >>11401522 S stands for syndrome and should be capitalized.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:21:57 2013 No.11401536 >>11401476 How did they get this statistic exactly? Asking the surviving family members if they think the guy got laid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:22:12 2013 No.11401537 >>11401531 Do you know where we are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:24:42 2013 No.11401540 I am the 4%

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:25:42 2013 No.11401542 File: 2.94 MB, 208x270, 1377075122837.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401531 fug you're sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:26:27 2013 No.11401543 >>11401542 I don't have one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:26:42 2013 No.11401544 >>11401542 I doubt her husband would approve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:29:11 2013 No.11401547 File: 33 KB, 800x800, 1376966030842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401543 Buy a cat and fug it >>11401544 fug him 2, he's probably bad at video games

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:29:12 2013 No.11401545 That's still 12,556,561 people, a huge number. Plus that's just in the US.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:29:58 2013 No.11401546 You know, you can lie even when you take an electronic survey. I do that shit all the time. And what qualifies as sex? I'm sure there are some virgins that might count kissing or something just to feel better about themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:30:57 2013 No.11401548 >>11401545 Guess that makes us less of a hipster Dying a virgin is now mainstream! 4% is a huge number when we're talking about population sizes this big. Politicians would kill for 4% of the population to vote for them. And some do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:33:27 2013 No.11401553 >>11401531 I've got your tip right here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:35:12 2013 No.11401554 >>11401553 ???

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:36:11 2013 No.11401560 I'm a cute boy. Are there any /jp/ females who would like to relieve me of the V? I know I said females, but just one is fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:36:12 2013 No.11401556 File: 116 KB, 173x176, 1377477232377.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401554 It's his dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:36:27 2013 No.11401557 File: 16 KB, 275x277, whipsoutdick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401554

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:37:42 2013 No.11401561 >>11401560 ill fuck you in the ass gay boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:38:27 2013 No.11401562 >>11401561 :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 01:43:29 2013 No.11401568 >>11401560 I can help you, but I'm fat.

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