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Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:32:46 2013 No.11401139 [DELETED]

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Did you know /jp/?

Friday the 13th is coming. This Friday, normals will have to go outside and work all day long facing greater chances of being ran over by cars, losing important things and messing up while us NEETs get to stay home safe from all misfortune. Normals know this, but cannot do anything about it except calling in sick. Even better- those of us who've invested our excess of free time into occult research will be able to take advantage of this special date in our rituals.

Just another perk of being NEET. Us truhikis huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:34:15 2013 No.11401142 teach me how to curse people weebs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:39:45 2013 No.11401155 File: 29 KB, 250x253, occultism.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Translate it, weebs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:43:15 2013 No.11401167 >>11401139 This is a baka thread dude. What should I do all day in my room friday /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:44:46 2013 No.11401168 File: 63 KB, 537x585, 1376384023800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401155

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:46:16 2013 No.11401176 >>11401155 just gazing at it has damned us all! and you want us to translate it???? it would bring the antichrist to our world and only pain and blood will come

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:48:15 2013 No.11401177 >>11401167 buy some datura seeds. grind them and make tea. draw a circle on the ground, lay down on it and stare at the night sky while drinking the tea enjoy your communion with Gaia

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:48:59 2013 No.11401178 >>11401155 This is used to bind the soul to a inanimate object.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:51:45 2013 No.11401182 >>11401155 it's an elaborate, ancient diagram used to teach the first letters of the alphabet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 22:57:14 2013 No.11401194 >>11401177 You summon a succubus simuliarly. I'm not doing that though. heh.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon Sep 9 23:01:45 2013 No.11401203

>while us NEETs get to stay home safe from all misfortune.
Watch out for that sudden HDD failure.

No kidding /jp/.
keep an eye on the SMART data of your HDDs. Being our data such an important part of our lives.

One of my HDDs died on me a few months ago. I would've lost more than a year worth of "save image as..." of Touhou.

Thankfully I had an exact copy of the contents of that one because I knew it was going to die anytime.
A few allocation errors here and there, and constant spin retries were a clear sign that something wasn't fine.

You can check your SMART data with programs like crystaldisk or speedfan.

Do it.
And brush your teeth before going to bed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:02:00 2013 No.11401204 >>11401203 Shut up newbie.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon Sep 9 23:05:16 2013 No.11401209 >>11401204 But I've been here since late 2008 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:06:30 2013 No.11401211 >>11401203 thanks for the heads up

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:07:31 2013 No.11401213 >>11401209 Thanks for proving me right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:07:31 2013 No.11401214 >>11401203 I like when my HDDs die. It's frustrating the first day and then very refreshing.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon Sep 9 23:09:00 2013 No.11401218 >>11401213 I mean in /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:10:14 2013 No.11401219 File: 180 KB, 600x800, 7dc7fd20b22ba838e4233c62d9aae585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401139 >NEET THREAD EXS DEE DEE retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:11:30 2013 No.11401223 >>11401218 Sure thing newbie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:16:30 2013 No.11401233 >>11401219 Literally kill yourself normie scum

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon Sep 9 23:18:46 2013 No.11401237 File: 54 KB, 313x223, 1292909346575v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401223 I won't continue this conversation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:21:45 2013 No.11401241 >>11401233 How does one kill himself in the literal sense anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:22:49 2013 No.11401245 File: 635 KB, 1600x1257, 1376375001908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NEET on the left Normie on the right

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:22:51 2013 No.11401246 >>11401237 I like you, proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander-kun... I just wish there was a cute way to shorten your name. But I feel if I do that, your name will lose some of its effect. It's quite the pickle...

Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:24:05 2013 No.11401248

I really want to become NEET again but I'm scared. I'm steps from a normal life, another year maybe. I feel like I should experience it before I decide. It takes a moment to become NEET and years to become normal. I feel so confused and can't seem to stop asking myself, "Is this the blog thread?".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:24:35 2013 No.11401250 >>11401245 Does that girl have an afro in the back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:24:50 2013 No.11401251 I just inherited 10,000 NEETbux since a relative died. What should I spend it on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:25:05 2013 No.11401252 >>11401233 Literally go back to your literal board you literal crossboarder

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:25:35 2013 No.11401253 >>11401219 I would advice you to be more respectful of the dark arts in the future. You know very well that I have the upper hand in this. Do you want me to turn your life into a horrible nightmare? It's your choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:25:49 2013 No.11401254 Next person to bump this thread is a faggot of incalculable proportions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:26:21 2013 No.11401255 lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:26:51 2013 No.11401257 >>11401251 you can buy russian girls for 5,000 brown ones cost even less

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:26:51 2013 No.11401256 >>11401254 *every person

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:27:20 2013 No.11401258 >>11401252 Are you literally talking to me...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:36:21 2013 No.11401273 >>11401258 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:13:23 2013 No.11401367 >>11401248 Feels. Being normal is anti-NEET, and NEET is something I've grown to like. I'm not sure if I can deal with not being able to take it easy 100% of the time like NEETs do. It's quite the dilemma.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:19:52 2013 No.11401386 What do NEETs live for? What do normies live for? Is the whole point just to see how long you can make it? Surely it isn't to procreate because truNEETs will never find a mate.

Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:23:23 2013 No.11401396

>>11401386
does it matter? t here is no ribbon at the end when you die. if you think making a family will make it better then thats a joke. just go to an old folks home as a volunteer. only thing there is pain and loneliness while they try to find solace in shared memories.

might as well take it easy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:24:08 2013 No.11401401 >>11401396 taking it easy is actually pretty fucking hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:25:08 2013 No.11401402 >>11401386 >truNEETs will never find a mate. To their endless lament. Some people find calm in the 'ripple' when looking for legacy if that's your worry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:25:52 2013 No.11401404 File: 62 KB, 495x660, NEET TACTICS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401386 NEETs live to take it easy. Their occupation is home guard. Normies are pleb scum. The point is to take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:27:07 2013 No.11401407 >tfw 25 year old NEET since highschool and feel like life is already over Is there any chance of salvaging my life at this point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:28:07 2013 No.11401414 I have a feeling you "take it easy!" spammers have never actually been NEETs longer than a few months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:28:38 2013 No.11401413 >>11401407 collegeEETs aren't as bad as workEETs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:29:07 2013 No.11401415 If you are NEET, you don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:29:37 2013 No.11401416 >>11401407 I started working on it at 24. It's tough but doable. 30 seems like the cut-off. By then it's too hard to work your way up through a career or school.

Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:30:25 2013 No.11401420
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Can we get back to neeting it up on a spooky day and how to spend our day possibly doing or avoiding spooky things? I have all day Friday to do nothing like ussual, but the Friday 13th is once a year.

I at least want a neet thread focusing on that if nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:30:54 2013 No.11401422 >>11401416 Do you have a career now? What do you do?

Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:33:40 2013 No.11401424
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>>11401416
>tfw 30 and still in college
I'm on my last year though. Summer is the best time to NEET but now I'm depressed because I'm being forced to be EET full time in like two weeks. I want to cry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:34:38 2013 No.11401427 >>11401413 I find college EETs to be more obnoxious

Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:37:09 2013 No.11401434
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I'm going sacrifice 30 virgin school children allowing me to perform a ritual to become a little girl, and then open a portal to Akibastar and join AKB0048.

Wish me luck, /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:37:09 2013 No.11401435 Id like to go full NEET but I'm afraid of not having an income. How do you guys manage this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:37:24 2013 No.11401432 >>11401427 They aren't nearly as preachy about their shitty lives and how everyone should live like them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:39:55 2013 No.11401443 Doesn't NEET mean not seeking employment, education, or training? But I guess anyone who abstains from going outside or social contact is NEET now huh

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:40:39 2013 No.11401445 >>11401435 miost of them mooch off their parents til death

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:40:53 2013 No.11401446 >>11401435 Parents. [spoil]And an absurd lack of conscience.[/spoil]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:42:25 2013 No.11401451 >>11401424 I wonder if I've met you. >>11401443 All NEET now. We all NEET. K?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:42:39 2013 No.11401454 >>11401446 But my dad is in florida and my mother is living paycheck to paycheck. I need to win the lottery or make internet money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:44:55 2013 No.11401464 File: 33 KB, 800x562, 1377057367875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401445 That's not an option. I need alternatives dammit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:57:53 2013 No.11401483 File: 389 KB, 721x1096, ni_no_kuni_book__page_13_by_argentscarf-d4ba3q9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401451 I'd imagine there aren't many 30 year old undergrads hehe. Pic related.

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