/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Even if you'd live in Gensyoko, you wouldn't have the balls to talk to touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

They wouldn't talk to you anyway. Do you talk to your burger before eating it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389442
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389444
What do you talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389442
I always play with my food and taunt it. My biggest nightmare is that all the food will come back to get its revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389442
I compliment them on their looks as I am a gentleman.

Like, Damn baby, look at yo buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389447
I tell it how delicious it is and how I wouldn't live without it.
Then I slowly lick the meat and buns and take a good whiff of that charbroiled smell.
I assume touhous do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

If I were in Gensokyo, I would do anything just to fuck with my waifu.

[AoC !pkzejWGkfw No.]

Jokes on you, I can talk to anyone, any day, about everything.

No exceptions. Sometime I go out just to embarrass girls with my "witty" lines. Recently I was walking around in a suit and mid-conversation I stripped myself of shirt and jacket. She was quite shocked.

You guys need to try shit like that. It's fun as heck, and it makes you not give a shit, and it makes you feel really good too, like you can do anything any day. Seriously, go out and experiment socially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389467
I need more material please keep explaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389467
shit forgot to strip the trip

if u know what i mean ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389467
It's called peacocking. It's a pretty elementary PUA technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389467
>YOLO
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389455
Are you black?

[Anonymous No.]

I tell my food what will happen to it in detail it turns me on as a dom

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck I'm not the only person who talks to food?

I love you, /jp/. You make me feel at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389477
You want to tell me I'm a player now?

>>11389479
That has nothing to do with your YOLO you stupid shit. I'm not going around causing havoc or robbing or killing people or whatever. It helps me to keep myself confident in doing things, if you want to stay a shy faggot, go ahead. I bet you wouldn't even ask a girl out if she was hitting on you because you'd be scared of breaking status quo, and fuck, I'm saying this as a virgin who never had a girlfriend.

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>>11389477
I read on ylilauta that the pua guy is a huge betamax that got married and made a funeral for that personality of his, then said his whole PUA was dumb after he got married.

Its pretty funny, normies pretend they dont care about this stuff but they really do. That must make /jp/ weeabos the real alphas for being so indifferent.

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>>11389507
>I'm saying this as a virgin who never had a girlfriend.

I think that's called projecting, right?
Anyways, not everyone is that shy, it just takes a lot of work to keep a girlfriend and mahy people are extremely lazy to do that when they can just jerk off and get rid of the urge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389507
just b urself
if you haven't turned down at least 3 girls so you could remain in the virgin status quo you aren't tru /jp/

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>>11389508
I think it's obvious the PUA guys were hamming it up to sell books. I think in real life doing stupid shit would get women to sleep with you, but their techniques aren't going to be the most effective, they're just quick gimmicks guys want to hear.

One time I came across the personal website of a guy who chronicled his journey with pick-up methods. Every entry was like, "I tried the peacock method by wearing a fedora today, I stuck to the five second rule on at least a dozen 6/10s, they all laughed at me." It was really depressing and in the end he had sex with a prostitute.

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>>11389517
I've turned down a few cuties and broken some hearts just out of spite.

BUT I like to frequent escorts.

I'm still a virgin at heart right? I can still become a wizard right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389535
No you are impure and wicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389547
sluts gonna slut

captcha: masonic behotst
I bet the jews did this

[Anonymous No.]

>>11389535
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again_virgin

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>>11389547
Why are you getting his hopes up? There's no way he'll ever become a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

I've always ignored anything to do with "PUA" because I figured that anybody it works on must be stupid or a slut. Other than the obvious, super-fucking-common-sense shit like "be confident" and "dress nicely."

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>>11389577
And most people are retards, and yet not all of them click on those retarded "make ten million dollars in ten seconds" ads.

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>>11389566
I hate to break this to you but women generally are stupid and/or sluts

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>>11389554
Oh I'll be a wizard alright. I always wore my purity ring.

[Anonymous No.]

I really love this thread

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>>11389602
I really want to rob you of your virginity! If I did, would I get that ring from you?

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>>11389437
I hope I could work up some courage... I'm not all that bad socially, just it takes a lot of energy and I feel like shit. I could start with some of the less intimidating ones, and work my way up.

Even ruling out all the ones that might eat or kill me, many of them are really hard to deal with though. Someone like Reimu I'm not even sure I'd want to talk too, she's so incredibly blunt, bossy and unsentimental. I'd feel very intimidated.

Some I could consider, and even enjoy, having light conversations with are mainly most of the Touhous centered around the village. Kosuzu mainly, maybe Keine too because even if she seems very serious she also seems very practical and down-to-earth. I'd be intimidated by Mokou knowing how long she's lived and all that, and she might be a little harder to read, but she seems to be really chill as long as you're not rude. I'd be more vary towards Akyuu, she just seems so certain of herself and she's so knowledgeable and all.