How does a youkai know what apples is?

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Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:43:55 2013 No.11388797 [Reply] [Original]

How does a youkai know what apples is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:47:22 2013 No.11388813 The Apple is the Devil's fruit, the forbidden fruit of the Snake casted unto damnation by the name of God. Youkai are the Devil's children, the evil spirit of the Gehenna. Youkai knows about apples.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:48:08 2013 No.11388817 >>11388813 Wasn't it a fig, or something? Or was that just one of those meta-misconceptions, like "616 is the real Number of the Beast"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:53:52 2013 No.11388828 >>11388797 How does a human know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:54:53 2013 No.11388831 >>11388817 Why would 616 be the Number of the Beast? It's not symmetrical.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:02:39 2013 No.11388857 File: 603 KB, 800x569, 4f70491b6e76efd9a4973c568b666b23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why wouldn't they?

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:02:52 2013 No.11388859

>>11388831
Dunno, some nerds found an old manuscript and decided to be special snowflakes by pretending it's now canon.

Some dweeb 2,000 years ago actually knew about it, and owned them into the stratosphere before they were even born:
http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/0103530.htm

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:15:53 2013 No.11388897 >>11388857 Koishi is food!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:24:54 2013 No.11388914 File: 247 KB, 800x600, koishi want cake....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11388897 I was going to find a picture of Koishi picture with her naked and covered in frosting and stuff, but couldn't find one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:39:54 2013 No.11388954 >>11388914 Look harder. Because I'm already hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:58:14 2013 No.11388987 Why are you guys seriously discussing a dead meme?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:59:30 2013 No.11388990 >>11388797 Haven't you seen Death Note?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:02:13 2013 No.11388996 File: 440 KB, 1181x1181, 20828373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is now the next Satori thread. Where did we stop last time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:07:17 2013 No.11389007 >>11388996 Something about Marmite?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri Sep 6 16:08:04 2013 No.11389017 File: 74 KB, 660x480, Blow me, Satori..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would a Youkai know what a blowjob is. >>11388996 About the average temperature of her inner thigh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:10:32 2013 No.11389026 File: 815 KB, 2480x1748, 6c103a21b1a61bda9f9508cdd11177b2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11388996 People were talking about buying Satori and how much she's worth, and one guy was writing something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:10:48 2013 No.11389027 >>11389007 Which 2hu would you eat Marmite with?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:11:18 2013 No.11389036 File: 117 KB, 900x664, 84071dd05105ac8e639d4d866aa308e3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori like fruit.

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:17:47 2013 No.11389061
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>>11389017
>About the average temperature of her inner thigh.
Wasn't that one of the places where her "veins" connect to her body? That would make them one of the warmest areas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:20:17 2013 No.11389068 File: 457 KB, 745x543, 18243570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389026 This? >>11385212 That's a good point. What would you do if Satori turned out to be absolutely nasty?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:23:17 2013 No.11389076 >>11389068 Find out why, see if I can change that. She's got good reason to be anti-human, but prejudices are bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:28:03 2013 No.11389090 File: 216 KB, 850x1201, 78ca51b9f888420c8257ff47adcea836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389076 Sucked so many dicks it's no longer exciting, so she lost all enjoyment of sex. All because of humans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:29:48 2013 No.11389092 Read this. http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/2548

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:30:48 2013 No.11389094 >>11389090 Satori's no slut, so that would have to be a lot of rape. Understandable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:31:33 2013 No.11389096 >>11389090 Satori has a black girl butt!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:33:33 2013 No.11389099 File: 1.39 MB, 931x1200, 26560216_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389094 Tasting new and unexplored dicks was her last excitement in this world, you know!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:35:19 2013 No.11389104 File: 519 KB, 566x800, 2aebce2a117e3ddea188a61eb1713673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389096 What kind of shoulderblades does she have? Would you touch Satori's shoulderblades?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:35:38 2013 No.11389105 >>11389099 I'd think getting her freedom back would be pretty exiting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:41:03 2013 No.11389122 File: 1.35 MB, 1900x1548, 00b9b1f50b7fd46cbdee26ecd3f2c131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389105 What is freedom if you can't taste a new and exciting dick?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:43:05 2013 No.11389132 File: 546 KB, 1000x543, 8dc026b1e9756bdbcb08bf76fe59c213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389122 Everything else, the rest of her life. Has she forgotten? That's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:44:49 2013 No.11389134 File: 123 KB, 600x800, 07315867fc2cfc076fe4d0100b01f742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389104 Smooth? I've never put much thought into that part of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:54:07 2013 No.11389163 File: 418 KB, 719x719, 3dcc6aa9b46c7ef987fb3947be7cc9c6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you are what you eat, is Satori an apple? Or a human?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:54:07 2013 No.11389165 >>11389134 Her whole big butt is showing!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:56:06 2013 No.11389174 File: 296 KB, 567x504, 26364143_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389165 adun satoributt

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:57:06 2013 No.11389179 File: 162 KB, 600x600, 605b1b750c78747d6f7f7f0bb825addd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389163 Satori doesn't eat humans, I think. I don't think she's an apple. What a conundrum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:00:06 2013 No.11389190 File: 647 KB, 1000x1000, 6a8edc03d5055cdd2371c627a50fbb18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389179 You know what they say. All toasters toast toast.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:00:36 2013 No.11389188 >>11389174 It's really lewd! I hope she covers herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:01:36 2013 No.11389191 File: 102 KB, 480x640, 23592924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389188 no, she's being in the butt there

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:02:06 2013 No.11389198 File: 133 KB, 600x800, 25073809_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389191 I would Satori in the butt so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:05:21 2013 No.11389203 File: 184 KB, 655x913, 1271449246001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389165 It's not big.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri Sep 6 17:07:52 2013 No.11389212
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>>11389104
Petite Satori's shoulderblades.
Quite noticeable through her slim layer of fat, you can easily palpate the spine of her scapula.

Very cute. Would touch tenderly with my lips several times.

>>11389061
Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:10:22 2013 No.11389223 File: 1.91 MB, 1600x1150, 1370661773548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:11:51 2013 No.11389234 File: 786 KB, 777x1087, 2f938f8273a60ac57bfc51c75686532e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389212 Why's that perfect...?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri Sep 6 17:14:07 2013 No.11389239 File: 228 KB, 923x606, 1347778268833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389234 Can't tell on a Christian board

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:15:22 2013 No.11389240 File: 752 KB, 800x1052, ...take it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:16:06 2013 No.11389246 File: 433 KB, 800x1066, 5d9557735a36b0b2317ecbbc7831ccca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389239 Now I'm even more concerned. Talk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:46:54 2013 No.11389327 >>11389203 It's HUGE and fat!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:08:25 2013 No.11389389 File: 400 KB, 814x744, love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori enjoying herself on a fine Friday evening. What are YOU doing tonight?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:08:54 2013 No.11389391 >>11389389 Satori.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:14:08 2013 No.11389409 File: 1.95 MB, 1647x1694, lovetwo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389391 Oh no!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:16:38 2013 No.11389414 File: 2.71 MB, 2208x1618, lovethree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since Satori can read her partner's mind, do you think she enjoys sex twice as much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:27:09 2013 No.11389438 >>11389409 wat da fug

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:28:09 2013 No.11389439 >>11389414 No doubt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:40:59 2013 No.11389487 File: 159 KB, 480x480, 26670227_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389438 It's Popeye.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:51:58 2013 No.11389531 >>11389409 source? it looks cropped so google and iqdb aren't finding anything even if its just the artist name

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:53:28 2013 No.11389539 File: 465 KB, 1200x1696, Scan0003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389531 http://exhentai.org/g/626369/5918a13e28/ Have fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 18:55:29 2013 No.11389552 >>11389539 thank you sir

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:23:14 2013 No.11389648 >>11389212 >Would touch tenderly with my lips several times. And don't forget the collarbones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:27:44 2013 No.11389663 File: 73 KB, 800x566, 35912842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389648 You would assault Satori's exposed collarbones? How despicable!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:29:47 2013 No.11389667 File: 985 KB, 800x1064, df8924417cf4bb3e7eec6bda05c31803.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori drinks yoghurt!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:37:47 2013 No.11389689 >>11389539 >Have fun. That gave me a boner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:38:01 2013 No.11389696 >>11389689 Fun with boners!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:44:01 2013 No.11389712 >>11389663 Put those feet away!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:51:46 2013 No.11389733 File: 332 KB, 779x580, satori one more time....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389414 If her partner loves her, then yes. Maybe not literally twice as much, but close. >>11389389 >>11389409 Satori happy sex makes me so happy.

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Fri Sep 6 19:53:45 2013 No.11389740 >>11389667 She spilled it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 19:54:46 2013 No.11389743 >>11389689 >That gave me a boner. That gave me a boner.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri Sep 6 20:05:31 2013 No.11389778
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>>11389246
Can't, NSA is spying this conversation this very moment.

>>11389648
Of course. Every inch of her body must be thoroughly appreciated and covered with kisses, even the parts that she hides with frilly garments.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:10:21 2013 No.11389785 >>11389689 >>11389696 /jp/ masturbating his penis to Satori!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:11:35 2013 No.11389789 >>11389414 >>11389733 Seeing the genuine affection in her lover's mind would be uplifting for her to say the least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:28:22 2013 No.11389828 File: 309 KB, 600x847, 35959514_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:29:22 2013 No.11389831 >>11389539 >this gallery is pining for the fjords why am I such a newfag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:30:37 2013 No.11389834 File: 1001 KB, 900x1259, 44d0fa525380b6a3c1fa3ef5c60d2ef2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389778 Nooo!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:31:51 2013 No.11389840 >>11389831 Exhentai are the fjords. Odd. Log out and get a sadpanda and redo all the cookie stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:38:06 2013 No.11389874 >>11389840 I had fucked up on the cookies part, thanks kind Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:41:38 2013 No.11389887 File: 299 KB, 515x730, 29626987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:48:22 2013 No.11389909 >>11389733 Kokoro koi -urakoi- If you want happy sex, that's one you could look up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:23:16 2013 No.11390076 >>11389909 Too many "ko"s

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:24:01 2013 No.11390081 >>11389539 Translate it, weebs

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:27:16 2013 No.11390088 File: 590 KB, 1021x1471, [SaHa] Urakoi 1 - 21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389909 Oh, I know about those. So lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:32:04 2013 No.11390683 File: 207 KB, 680x970, 38293406_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Serkit !eSpvUDpflw Sat Sep 7 02:44:19 2013 No.11391265 File: 290 KB, 445x694, Anata No Mousou Zennbu Kanaemasu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Satori is sweaty!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 03:02:51 2013 No.11391326 >>11389909 Was lovely while it lasted but I'd love it to continue. >>11389414 RAPE RAPE RAPE~ RAPE RAPE RAPE~ RAPE...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 10:23:36 2013 No.11392033 File: 130 KB, 512x512, 18452014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11391265 I was waiting for that doujin with my dick out, but when >>11389539 rolled around, this one began to pale in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 10:49:37 2013 No.11392071 >>11389539 >>11392033 Why can't I view this in g-e? Keeps saying its pinning for fjords.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:23:27 2013 No.11392615 File: 77 KB, 275x192, 1378483589928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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