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fat idol and the neet

>> No.11379951
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The fat idol is a good girl and is embarrassed to do such things but nevertheless she is trying her best.

>> No.11379954 [DELETED] 
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mfw when timmy punching still not a tag

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>>11379954
if you post another unrelated post and picture i'm going to report you

first one is on the hosue

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>>11379970
im gonna punch your timmy

>> No.11379973

>>11379954
>2014
>still posting the kaiju girl.
Bet she got fat too.

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>>11379973

>> No.11379979 [DELETED] 
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Anzu isn't a NEET.

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>>11379979
my name is anzuCHANG and i am a neet

>> No.11379988 [DELETED] 
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>>11379975
Whatever you say, kaiju.

>> No.11379988,1 [INTERNAL] 

Keep up the good work, jannie.

>> No.11380032
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mfw when timmy punching still not a tag

>> No.11380032,1 [INTERNAL] 

get in here w-bros


don't go all in


take it slow and craft clever NEET poasts


:^)

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the fat idol and the neet are good friends

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does anzuchang pee in bottles?

>> No.11380160 [DELETED] 

Janitor needs to kill himself already
I just don't understand him

>> No.11380165

one day i want to squeeze a chubby girls belly just once just to see how it feels

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>>11380160
you'd fit in great with all the superstitious peasants in the dark ages with their "kill everything i don't understand" mentality

>> No.11380195 [DELETED] 

>>11380179
lol the dude got banned
You don't talk shit about jan god like that

>> No.11380202

>fondle fat bags
>feels pleasure
Why people do this

>> No.11380222

>>11380202
evry part of woman is erogenous zone you would know this if you were not virgin NERD

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who do you like more the fatneet or the truneet

>> No.11380416

>>11380381
oh crap, 4chan did an image swap and now janny will think this is an unrelated post

>> No.11380419

>>11380416

brebare ur anus :DDDD

>> No.11380442 [DELETED] 

Anyone would have thought WWII was Soviets vs. everyone, judging by the prevalence of Korea.

>> No.11380493

>>11380202
I think it has something to do with how you used to suck on your mothers teats.

>> No.11382441

>>11379939
Chubby idol and falseNEET*

>> No.11382449
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tfw no cute neet to feed me cake and rub my belly

>> No.11382452

you can, in fact, have too much of a good thing

all things in moderation

if you don't like boring adages and folkskies sayings, how about some arguably more technical/scientific/true stuff

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downregulation_and_upregulation

http://www.ted.com/talks/dan_gilbert_asks_why_are_we_happy.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_tolerance


You're basically pre-programmed by biology to have a fixed hapiness level, even if absurdly bad or absurdly good things happen to you.

Lottery winners

Amputees

These people experience sudden influxes of hapiness or un-happiness one way

Within several months to a year, they rate themselfs as hardly any more or less happy than they were before their big event happened.

You can be a NEET, and it might be really fun for a while, but reality is that you can't be happy all the time forever. It goes for drug addicts, people on binge on anything really.

All you can do is try to live a LONGER life. And try to aim to feel satisfied when it's over.

It that's NEETism, so be it. I would think NEETism, if you have enough funds, is pretty great. Most people call this "early retirement"

The thing is they expereince a LOT OF VARIED THINGS! when not working

If you binge on anime and vidya and whatever, you'll lose whatever pleasure you got from it.


sorry for the effortpost but can you guys give me your input? do you enjoy being a NEET as much as you did when you started?

>> No.11382460

Why do they always depict that "anzu" girl as
1. wearing spandex pants,
2. scowling, and
3. drooling?

>> No.11382467

>>11382460
neet stereotypes

>> No.11382469

>>11382452
>The thing is they expereince a LOT OF VARIED THINGS! when not working

No, they don't. They stay home and watch TV all day. Sure, they may have planned to go see the world or whatever when they retire, but that never actually happens.

>> No.11382471

>>11382452
I haven't been a NEET for very long, maybe about 2 years, but I'm enjoying it at the moment. I do have the problem of being unable to accomplish personal things, but I feel like that's separate from the whole NEET thing.

>> No.11382476

>>11382469
>No, they don't. They stay home and watch TV all day. Sure, they may have planned to go see the world or whatever when they retire, but that never actually happens.

That's projection.

>> No.11382479

>>11382469
don't reply seriously to kopipe or anything with certain "hey guys I'm trololol don't take me seriously" words ("neet" is one of them) in it

>> No.11382481

>>11382476
Have you ever visited a retirement home? That's what happens.

>> No.11382488

>>11382481
That's why i said early retirement. People who intentionally lived in cheap shitty homes and saved as much money as possible so they could enjoy their time - esssentially what autismbux NEETs generally do in reverse (since to be frank, the long term future of autismbux NEETs is rather suspect for many reasons). They work a good amount at a high paying job and save their money in order to retire early with a secure future for the next few decades.

>> No.11382500

>>11382488
You may have time and money, but you lack energy. Remember, even early retirement puts you well past middle age.

>> No.11382509

>>11382500
It's not beyond the realm of possibility to be financially independent before you hit 40.. Even 35 or earlier if you have a very good job.

>> No.11382515

Speaking of fat NEETs I'm eating pizza right now.

>> No.11382524

>>11382509
That's insane. Earliest anyone would realistically retire is 60, maybe, and that's if you have a decent job and save all your money.

>> No.11382533

>>11382524
That's really not true though, you're underestimating

1. how cheap you can get by for
2. how much some professions pay
3. the extremism the internet can tend to support/tend to/make accessible
4. how much some people view their freetime (while having decent money/security/etc)

sites like http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/forum/index.php and qutie a few others are all about it. i can't speak for that site really, i'm just vaguely aware of it and have read a few things there.

>> No.11382535

>>11382533
>>11382524
also the power of tax-deferred, compound savings, good investing, etc. 60 is pretty damn late actually, by my numbers even saving relatively conservatively what i've got i can probably retire by the mid 40s. But that's also owing to being single.

>> No.11382552

>>11382535
Are you saving your money or risking it on investments? Make up your mind.

>> No.11382557

>>11382552
They're investing their savings.

>> No.11382558

>>11382552
Both, I've basically got NEETlifestyle needs with a pretty high paying job, so I stash away a lot in a secure / conservative / traditional investment, and a lot of the money normalfags would spend on carts or going out or their girlfriends i put in more risky, but higher possible return investments.

>> No.11382567

>>11382558
>NEETlifestyle needs with a pretty high paying job

Hitman?

>> No.11382568

>>11382567
I don't see how you could have possibly come to that conclusion.

>> No.11382582

can someone explain how can she be NEET when she has a job? Never understood this meme.

Thanks.
-Tommy

>> No.11382585

>>11382582
Why u steal my meme?
-jimmy

>> No.11382590
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>>11382567

>> No.11382601

>>11382568
Hitmen don't really work that much and they get tons of money. It has to be something illegal, you don't have a NEET lifestyle while holding down a job otherwise.

>> No.11382607

How can I become a NEET hitman? I've always been told I have a serial killer aura about me so it might be a good career choice.

>> No.11382608

>>11382601
NEET lifestyle in terms of costs and interests.

>> No.11382611

>>11382582
It's a wacky abstract kind of meme.

>> No.11382619

I love fatties.

>> No.11382620

>>11382608
Just say spartan lifestyle next time, that's what you meant. I thought you were buying video game systems and figurines.

>> No.11382625

>>11382620
Actual "NEETlifestyle needs" consist of electricity, food, an internet connection, and rent if applicable. Figures and game systems don't have anything to do with being NEET. I have no idea where you people get this shit from.

>> No.11382622 [DELETED] 

>>11382620
Actual "NEETlifestyle needs" consist of electricity, food, an internet connection, and rent if applicable. Figures and game systems don't have anything to do with being NEET.

>> No.11382631

>>11382622
If you are a NEET, you have tons of time to do things like play games and collect things and likely someone you are mooching off of to pay for them for you. If you didn't, you would be living in a homeless shelter or something.

>> No.11382633

>>11382625
You don't need internet.

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>>11380118
With any luck.

I wonder what she does with her excrement. ♥

>> No.11382646

imagine your face as that bunny

>> No.11382648

>>11382641
How can she pee without a peenis?

>> No.11382663

>>11382460
cause thats all cute. and she's fuckkin cute.

>> No.11382666

>>11382648
Pee is a euphemism for piss, not penis.

>> No.11382667

>>11382646
Imagine she just got done being creampied by faceless men too.

>> No.11382712

>>11382633
You don't need electricity or rent, either.

>>11382631
NEETs also have time to sail on yachts, but that's not remotely a "NEETlifestyle need."

>> No.11382719

>>11382712
You need electricity to heat your home and you need rent as a place to live.

>> No.11382778

>>11382719
You don't need either if you just live in a homeless shelter.

>> No.11383010
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plump
lolisquid
belly

>> No.11383018

>>11383010
I love her so much.

Her, Anzu, and fatty are the best Cinderellas.

>> No.11383045

>>11383018
I agree!

>> No.11383475

Are there any NEET characters that most of /jp/ approves of?

Anzu is usually called a falseNEET and kaguya being one is often derided as secondary fanon.

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>>11383010
Not posting the glorious noframe update.

>> No.11383741

>>11383732
>glorius

stay in /a/ PLEASE

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>>11383475
Alice, I believe.

>> No.11383811

>>11383747
Alice is really cute.
Unfortunately she has only a few nudies =(

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>>11383811
She is pretty underrated, so that's to be expected I suppose.

>> No.11388842
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Anzu has the means to defend her NEET lifestyle from imposing normies!

Do you /jp/?

>> No.11388865

>>11383741
/a/ invented words

>> No.11388886

>>11383747
She is not a NEET, she is a detective

>> No.11388906
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why aren't there more lewd pictures of fat girls?

>> No.11388917

Why does /jp/ have so many plump girl threads lately?

>> No.11388946

>>11388917

we're sexually aroused!

>> No.11388963

>>11388917
Healthy is the way of the future! Get on board or get out of the way!

>> No.11388980

>>11388906
there are lots, they are usually just depicted as being completely spherical and are drawn in ms paint by the mentally ill

>> No.11388988

>>11388906
There are, it's just there are so many different tags; fat, chubby, plump, curvy, that its hard to find.

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>>11388988
> fat, chubby, plump, curvy

AND THEY ARE ALWAYS THE SAME KIND O FUFCKED UP OBESE FAT FUCK no matter which of those tags you put in!

there is no in between! for girls in 53-58kg range! it pisses me off BIG TIME.//

>> No.11389031

>>11388999
but 53-58kg is very thin, unless you mean exclusively by anime standards where regardless of stature no one seems to weighs more than 99lbs in character profile data.

>> No.11389033

>>11388999
You're just looking normal, average weight.

>> No.11389050

>>11389031
yes

>>11389033
japanese woman wouldnt be caught dead having a triple digit lbs with their 150cm height

>> No.11389058

>>11389050
I prefer 148 cm.

>> No.11389062

i'm fat and a neet

hell YES

>> No.11389073

>>11389050
>>11389058
>150cm
>148cm
Are you pedophile?

Your children will be small and subhuman.

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>>11389073
no they won't, my dad was 6'2" and i'm a whole foot shorter than him, so parents height doesnt matter, dipshit!

>> No.11389085

>>11389082
How tall was your mom, you probably got her height genes.

>> No.11389088

>>11389085
6'1

>> No.11389098

>>11389073
But I'm 6'4. Wouldn't I have 50% at an average height, 25% tall, 25% short?

>> No.11389107

>>11389082
Everyone in my family is the same height, its awful.
both my grandfathers, my father, my uncles, cousins and brother are all around 176-178cm

>> No.11389116

>>11389082

That's what your mom wants you to think. Your real dad is a little mexican man or a jew.

>> No.11389131

/jp/ is tall!

>> No.11391482

If only ZUN!bar was here...

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Fatcakes

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>>11382452
Yes but my
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_tolerance
sure has gone up

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