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11370754 No.11370754[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

An Otaku who doesn't buy a body pillow can never be a real man.

I hope you faggots are sleeping with the Wakasagihime's.

>> No.11370781

It buggers me that the background of the rose isn't black

>> No.11370967
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>>11370781
Consider you're jimmies unbuggered.

>> No.11370986

>>11370754
Does having 2 make me twice the man?

>> No.11370991

Can I get one in some color other than white? I don't understand why they're all white. White gets dirty too fast, and I can't wash it with Bleach.

>> No.11370996

>>11370967
Thank you, I was about to have a fit

>> No.11371018

How did you explain your mom your body pillow? I might buy one at Anime Weekend Atlanta.

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>>11371018
>living with your parents

>> No.11371025

>>11371018
My mom isn't my body pillow.

>> No.11371041

That feel when you're watching a Cinemassacre video and having a good time, then Mike Matei appears.

>> No.11371047

>>11371026
>Abandoning your own mother

>> No.11371052

>>11371047
She lives with my father

>> No.11371053

>>11371018
just explain to her how to wash/dry it when she does your laundry

>> No.11371062

I have one but don't do anything with it

She just kind of lays there reminding me that no matter how tightly I hug her she will never hug me back.

>> No.11371082

>>11371025
She was mine last night m8

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>>11371018
My mom once walked in on me while I was fucking my Flan daki (onahole and everything). Worst part was she yelped out in surprise which prompted my conservative christian father and my 2 younger sisters to come see what the hell was going on.

Ever since that day my entire family treats me like some sort of pedophile. I think they told my relatives too.

Pic related: the Flan daki I was fucking

>> No.11371106

>>11371090
Why the fuck you didnt lock your room?

>> No.11371116

>>11371090
dayum

>> No.11371117

>>11371062
are you lonely, anon?

>> No.11371134

>>11371062
Christ how depressing. Get rid of it.

>> No.11371138

>>11371090
That's a cute daki, man. I would fuck the shit out of it with people in the house too.

>> No.11371172

I bring my daki out in public, is that bad?

>> No.11371179

>>11371172
Well having one in the first instance is bad so I have to assume bringing on out in public is worse

>> No.11371187

I haven't found the daki that's right for me yet
One day I will

>> No.11371194

>>11371090
How did you put the onahole in it.

This seems an obvious thing, but browsing around it seems impossible to but a body pillow with a pre made hole.

>> No.11371201

When you sleep, the lights is out, you cant see shit. Whats the point of graphics in pillows?

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>>11371090
Is this you?

>> No.11371386

>>11370754
I have 5 but I can only use one at a time.. I need a bigger bed.

>> No.11371387

>>11371194
I've always assumed they kinda placed the onhahole parallel to the daki and affixed it via tape or some kinda string.

>> No.11371391
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I've never had a desire. It's groupthink bullshit buy this to prove your otakuness. It's on the same level of having wall scrolls. But what else can be expected from con-going neo-nu/jp/?

>> No.11371400

>>11371387
that didn't broke them?

>> No.11371403

>>11371090

don't be ashamed! i believe in you, pillow-fucker-san!

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>>11371201
I see better at night than daylight and the night is no longer as dark as it was before.

>> No.11371411

>>11371391

>sheep hurr im an oldfag
>look at these silly doll poses so original

i sure hope and brought to you in 2013!

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>>11371411
>look at my ecchi pillow i'm so otacool XD

What's worse is you're sincere.

>> No.11371418

My bf is my body pillow, does that count?

>> No.11371427

>>11371413
can it do lewd stuff?

>> No.11371432

>>11371413

>implying i even buy otashit in the first place

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>>11371432
>Implying the statement wasn't addressed toward the people who do.

Reading comprehension. Go cry in your pillow.

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>>11371438

stop bullying my friends!

>> No.11371521

>>11371438
>>11371432
>>11371413
>>11371411
Who are you quoting, epic dudes?

>> No.11371525

any good sites to get non-lewd dakis? i already checked yande.re, hobbyheart, and amiami.

>> No.11371524

>>11371521
nice bump cockfag

>> No.11371590

>>11371521
I'm sick of /v/ and /a/.

OP is from /v/ by the way.

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