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11370383 No.11370383 [Reply] [Original]

Fat, sweaty Patchy butt!

>> No.11370390

Is it possible for a boy to have a butt like that?

>> No.11370389

>>11370383
Dammit woman! Were you raised in a barn? Put some pants on!

>> No.11370399

>>11370389
Who the hell wears pants in their own home? I bet you wear shoes indoors too...

>> No.11370400
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>>11370383
I prefer his Hatate.

>> No.11370401

>>11370390
I wish I had a sexy butt like that.

>> No.11370406

>>11370400

Gross.. Look at those cowtits. Who wants that shit?

>> No.11370403

>>11370401
Me too. I would take girl hormones if it meant I could get a butt like that.

>> No.11370410

boys can have cute butts

>> No.11370416

>>11370383
Look at that slut, just presenting her ass in her underwear like that. she's practically begging for dicks.

>> No.11370417

I want to sniff Patchy's butt.

>> No.11370421 [DELETED] 
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I wish to sample Patrchys butthole.

>> No.11370422

>>11370410
Do you have any proof? You can't make a claim like that without having proof.

>> No.11370451 [DELETED] 

>>11370416
Will I attract boys if I wear underwear like that and post pictures on the internet? I'm still a virgin and I don't want to end up a wizard like my sister.

>> No.11370458

>>11370451
You don't have to do that, just get out and offer someone to suck his cock

>> No.11370456

>>11370451
Yes!!

Men will totally respect you and treat you like you aren't a personal fuck sleeve instead of a human being, totally! :^)

>> No.11370467

>>11370456
>>11370458
Sorry, I'm terrible with people. How can I find someone nice to date without using my body?

>> No.11370471

>>11370467
I'm sure you could find someone nice on /jp/.

>> No.11370474

>>11370467
Not on /jp/, that's for sure.

>> No.11370476

>>11370467
Personally, I want you to fuck off. Why on earth would you ask this question on /jp/ of all places?

Just get out more if you want a normal boyfriend. Simple.
Net boyfriends are tough because of distance.

Now fuck off.

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What a soft looking pillow.

>> No.11370495

>>11370476
I hate you.

>> No.11370496

>>11370495
I hate you aswell, you're pathetic.

>> No.11370505

>>11370496
It's "as well", please learn English.

>> No.11370515

>>11370505
soree im not gud at englahs :^))

>> No.11370565

>>11370390
>>11370401
>>11370403
I want to sissify a /jp/ and play with his butt in bed.

>> No.11370567

>>11370565
Gay.

>> No.11370569

>>11370565
You can sissify me if you like, I would do anything for a butt like that.

>> No.11370583

>>11370565

>I want to sissify a /jp/

That's a waste of time and counterproductive. Plain jaypee is pretty sissyish on their own.

>> No.11370587

>>11370390
>>11370401
>>11370403
>>11370410
>>11370451
>>11370565
fucking degenerates

>> No.11370615

>>11370587
le ebin /pol/ redpill

>> No.11370627

If Patchy's so embarrassed about her big fat buttcheeks hanging out, why doesn't she just put pants on?

>> No.11370632

>>11370627
because she's not

>> No.11370639

>>11370632
Then why does she look like that? Does she want to get fucked?

>> No.11370813

>>11370639
Yes, do you see the movement lines? She's shaking it to get the viewer closer.

>> No.11370855

>>11370813
But I don't know how to fuck! Patchy will be very disappointed when I tell her that I can't engage in sex...

>> No.11370860

>>11370855
then another guy will fuck her while she makes fun of your baby penis NTR manga style.

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>>11370855
She's going to teach you, she likes doing that to little wizards like you.

>> No.11370862

What does Patchy's butt sweat taste like?

>> No.11370876

>>11370861
That's a scary picture. Please don't hurt her.

>> No.11370884

>>11370862
Butt sweat.

>> No.11370900

>>11370861
Awesome! I hope she acts very nurturing when teaching me how to have sex.

>> No.11370901

>>11370855
It's easy, her butt is all lined up and just waiting for you to plunge your erect cock inside! After that you just have to move your hips!

If you want to make her feel extra good then reach your hands around and play with her big jiggly boobies or her soaking wet erect clit!

>> No.11370915

This is lewd thread. Is all board lewd like this?

>> No.11370934

Is it gay I would totally fuck a girly looking trap

>> No.11370940

Excuse me, I'd just like to interject for a moment. Patchouli is not fat. She's not even healthy. She spends too much time indoors and she's malnourished.

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>>11370940
Not in the butt department!

>> No.11370992

>>11370934
Not if she's wearing a skirt.

>> No.11371011

>>11370383

I want to cum inside Patchys sweat anus..

>> No.11371016

>>11370940

She sits on her ass and eats all day.

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>>11371011
I want to smell and taste Patchy anus

>> No.11371028

>>11371017

I'm more excited then I should be right now.

I would eat out Patchy like you wouldn't believe!

>> No.11371034

>>11371017 (Dead)

Urgh what the fuck? Who would draw that?

>> No.11371036

>>11371034
I like it

It gets me hard at the thought of smelling and licking Patchys stinky anus.

>> No.11371040

>>11371036
>stinky

Yeah you guys keep saying that. Does it make it seem more real because you're imagining it in another sense than just visually?

>> No.11371046

Does Patchy shave her pubic hair? I want to put my face in her purple bush!

>> No.11371045

>>11371040
I dont know about the more real part. I just like the thought of sampling a cute touhous butt.

>> No.11371092

>>11371046
I want to playfully tease her about her bush.

>> No.11371110

>>11371046
She regularly trims it all nice and cute for a potential man, but deep down she knows that no man will ever ask her out and she'll never have a dick inside her.

>> No.11371119 [DELETED] 

Since we're talking about pubes, how do you guys shave your balls and shaft? I ended up cutting myself last time I tried with a razor. Is veet okay to use? I heard it burns.

>> No.11371124

>>11371110
>She regularly trims it all nice and cute
she does not need to do that.

I actually prefer if she dint trim at all.

>> No.11371128 [DELETED] 

>>11371119
The first few times I shaved my genitals/legs I cut myself so many times. It's because I used cheap razors and rushed, like a fool. Just wanted you to know that you aren't alone. I'm not a clever man!

I got better as I practised and now I can shave my entire body in 30 minutes with no problems!

>> No.11371133 [DELETED] 

>>11371119
I use an electric razer so it is more difficult to cut myself

>> No.11371139

>>11371124
Yeah we know. Purple furry legs.

>> No.11371141

>>11371139
An unkempt Patchy is an erotic Patchy.

>> No.11371151

>>11371128
Who are you trying to impress?

I don't see why 2hus would even bother shaving their legs.

>> No.11371153 [DELETED] 

>>11371128
Whoa, that's impressive!

It takes me at least an hour per leg...

>> No.11371155

this thread is reaching critical mass off gay-ass touhou roleplaying posts. Tread lightly.

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>>11371153
this guy is a total fag but I don't want to be rude and tell him so

>> No.11371176

>>11371155
more like critical mass of shameless janny intervention.

>> No.11371181

>>11371155
>Tread lightly.

I don't even know who you are.

>> No.11371185

>>11371157
I don't mind, I'm transsexual.

>> No.11371195

>>11371181
I am the one who knocks.

>> No.11371206

>>11371195
It's time to cook!

>> No.11371214

>>11371195
>>11371206
2 more hours

>> No.11371218

>>11371214
And then another 2 hours waiting for the download to finish.

>> No.11371223

>>11371218
I am the law!

>> No.11371231

>>11371218
doesn't AMC come with any basic cable package? not that i blame you if you don't have cable.

>> No.11372000

Pinkman is dead.

>> No.11372014

yo that ep was bretty good

>> No.11372078

>>11370400
>>11370383

Why the fuck aren't any of ruciedous new doujinshi on exhentai

I want more than just pixiv samples.

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>>11370492

>> No.11373695
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Behold all that is Fatchouli.

>> No.11373698

>>11373685
Saku a lez?

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>> No.11374044

>>11373695
can't tell if preg or fat

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