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11359930 No.11359930[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

jp what it is like to have a maid? do maids typically do lewd stuff for their masters?

>> No.11359944

They're typically old minority women that you wouldn't want to fug.

>> No.11359962
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>>11359930
Don't use Makoto for your lewd discussions!

She is a pure-hearted maiden!

>> No.11359978

>>11359962
The moment the tide hormones hit her body she latched onto Producer's cock like a barnacle and you know it.

>> No.11359983

>>11359962
Makoto is a boy, so this makes him a butler and no maid.

>> No.11360040

>>11359930
I want her as my wife!

>> No.11360053

>>11359930
>jp what it is like to have a maid? do maids typically do lewd stuff for their masters?
They do NOT. The maid fantasy comes from selling the fantasy of what it is to be rich and without responsibility. But if you do any of these fantasy doujin/manga things to a maid, you'd be blackmailed or in jail.

>> No.11360062

She's white trash, pretty much. Constantly misses work, and when she does work she spends most the time watching TV. Half-asses all the cleaning. She'll clean the half of the bathtub you can see, then you take a shower later and you see the other half is still filthy. She doesn't actually wash dishes, she just rinses them so I get a knife and there's food still on it. When she buys groceries she gets everything wrong, even though I show her pictures of what to tget. She always talks about her abusive ex-boyfriend and how she has to get her new boyfriend to go beat him up, while she cheats with some fat guy Mexican.

>> No.11360067

>>11360053
I want a maid to blackmail me for sexual purposes. Imagine how humiliating it would be to be dominated by your own maid.

>> No.11360073

>>11360062

thats what your family gets for not having a mexican maid, they do exceptional work

>> No.11360086

Just picture your mom in a maid outfit.

Its something like that.

>> No.11360090

>>11360073
Why are Mexicans so pure? Is it because they fear God?

>> No.11360106

Lewdness is a disease.

>> No.11360114
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>> No.11360115

>>11360106

Without any cure.

>> No.11360119

>>11360115
I have a cure right here.

*whips out dick*

>> No.11360123

>>11359978
Having sex with one man and one man only in your whole life is still pure. If you have sex with one more man, one single more man, you are a disgusting slut and shut be promptly put down.

>> No.11360131 [DELETED] 

>>11360123
If I did kissing with more than one boy, does that make me a slut?

>> No.11360133 [DELETED] 

>>11360131
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If it...
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If you didn't...
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Was there tongue action?

>> No.11360134

My mexican maid tried to abduct me and my brother once. Luckly my mother found me and started beating the shit out of her.

>> No.11360137 [DELETED] 

>>11360133
A little bit.

>> No.11360138

>>11360134
For what purpose? Did she just want kids, or was it to sell you off? Or was she just batshit crazy?

>> No.11360142 [DELETED] 

>>11360137
I don't think kissing can make you a slut. Just oral or anal or vaginal sex.

>> No.11360148 [DELETED] 

>>11360142
>oral

Oh...

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>>11360137
...d-did you sit on his lap..while doing it?
or did he on y-yours?

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>> No.11360171 [DELETED] 

>>11360152
We were sitting beside each other.

>> No.11360172
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>If you're applying to be a live in maid, and expect to not have sexual relationships with your master, you're doing it wrong.

>> No.11360177

A good maid will do absolutely anything for her Master.

BUT, as her Master, you have strong obligations and duties towards her. If you failed at any of those, then you're not qualify to be her Master and thus she doesn't have to fulfill any of your wishes.

So, are you a good Master?

>> No.11360176 [DELETED] 

>>11360171
aww.
cute nonetheless.

>> No.11360179 [DELETED] 

>>11360177
I would cum inside!

>> No.11360183 [DELETED] 

>>11360176
I did kissing more than once, that was just the closest to what you asked. Other times I was lying down or standing up.

>> No.11360198

>>11360179
You're only thinking about your own pleasure. You're not prepared to be a good Master.

>> No.11360195

Being a full time maid or servant is my dream job.
Don't have to worry about anything but keeping master happy. No cares in the world~

>> No.11360201

You should only kiss once you are engaged.
Your Mommy is also acceptable to kiss.

>> No.11360225 [DELETED] 

>>11360201
Am I a slut if more than one person engaged kissing?

>> No.11360226

>>11360198
You were going to say he wasn't prepared regardless of what he said, you fucker.

>> No.11360241

>>11360225
Engaging multiple people is marrying multiple people

>> No.11360253

>>11360241
Oh, I thought you meant you should only kiss if the other person is the one who starts it.

>> No.11360259

>>11360253
No that would mean they could just be raping you.

>> No.11360264 [DELETED] 

ive never kissed anyone, not even a peck on the cheek

;_;

>> No.11360268 [DELETED] 

>>11360053
sounds like a personal experience

>> No.11360304

In the real world maids are all ugly old women with skills other than cleaning.

>> No.11360312 [DELETED] 

>>11360304
I'm a cute boy who likes to wear my maid costume when I cook and when I clean my apartment.

>> No.11360318 [DELETED] 

>>11360312
Could I be your maid?

>> No.11360324 [DELETED] 

>>11360312
Post a full body picture from multiple angles.

>> No.11360336

>>11360312
fuken gay

>> No.11360341

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bORW_YEmHwY
Thread theme!

>> No.11360344 [DELETED] 

>>11360318
I don't think I need a maid but maybe we could find someone rich who needs two maids and I could be the head maid!

>>11360324
N-naked?

>> No.11360347 [DELETED] 

>>11360344
You don't have to be naked.

>> No.11360348

Delete all this gay /soc/ shit, janny.

>> No.11360349

>>11360348
Report it.

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>>11360347
Well, here's a bad picture of me in a dress.

>> No.11360362 [DELETED] 

>>11360356
Those man shoulders...

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>>11360356

>> No.11360364 [DELETED] 

>>11360356
would make you my maid

>> No.11360367 [DELETED] 

>>11360356
>>11360363
Picture quality is a bit low but I like it.
A few more angles and I will masturbate.

>> No.11360368 [DELETED] 

janny's autism is on hyper mode, go take a break janny or you might break your fingers.

>> No.11360398

>>11360073
>>11360062
My grandparents also have a hispanic maid since they live in florida, she stays for over an hour and cleans everything till its spotless. Her daughter was a qt.

Why the hell are you even hiring that maid again if she doesn't work? Fire her, what a fucking waste of money, she isn't being paid to stand around talking. Tell her for every stupid shit sentence that comes out of her mouth you'll dock money off her pay. If she doesn't like it she can work somewhere else.

>> No.11360408

>>11360398
I've gone through like 9 different maids in the past 6 or 7 years, they're all shit around here. As shit as she is she's the least shitty I've had, somehow. I've just kind of stopped caring at this point.

I have a Mexican family who mows my lawn but I can't find any who wanna clean my house.

>> No.11360413

>>11360408
How big is your house and how much does your maid cost? Do she do cooking or only cleaning?

>> No.11360414

/jp/ would be too lazy to make a good maid.

>> No.11360418

Why exactly are maids considered sexy?
Its like women thinking plumbers are sexy.

>> No.11360420

>>11360418
Submissive and a cute outfit.

>> No.11360422

Why does /jp/ have so many mansions

>> No.11360424

>>11360422
We're all really successful people.

>> No.11360425

>>11360420
Submissive you can find anywhere, its a woman. Unless you get a professional boxer girlfriend.

Librarians are way cuter. They do light and slow work in quiet, gentle, and cozy places. They read fiction books and silly things, to keep their mind off how bad the real world is, all while wearing warm sweaters. There isn't a more feminine job I can think of.

>> No.11360434

>>11360418
Not that guy >>11360420 but the cute outfit, faithfulness and the fact they're acting, like, FEMALES, make them cute.
Nobody likes empowered women, they're a pain to have around since they'll constantly look for an excuse to confront you.

>> No.11360440

>>11360418
Don't women think plumbers are sexy? I thought that was a classic porn trope where a woman has some "plumbing" that needs fixing.

>> No.11360447

>>11360440
Yeah, women also love pizza delivery guys.

>> No.11360447,1 [INTERNAL] 

What the fuck

>> No.11360447,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11360447,1
>>>/soc/

>> No.11360447,3 [INTERNAL] 

Why does janny babysit threads only to delete them without warning?

>> No.11360447,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11360447,3
it's almost like there's more than one person on staff

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