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11341937 No.11341937[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Don't really go on /jp/ much but I'm going back to college soon and was wondering in your opinion what is the best Onahole from your experience?

>> No.11341948

What a fucking loser. Get laid queer bait.

>> No.11341947

>>11341937
Why do you add so much useless information to your post?

>> No.11341949

mami best meguca

>> No.11341950

no onahole can truly beat the natural flexibility, strength and adaptability of the human hand. Masturbation is the sole reason for its existence.

>> No.11341953

Gotta get that frosh pussy bro.

>> No.11341964

You're needing an onahole in college? Just use the walking onaholes that litter the campus, loser.

>> No.11341967

How pathetic are you that you can't get laid in college?

>> No.11341973

>Goes to college
>Doesn't drown in pussy
Wow, you'd actually have to go out of your way to stay a virgin. What a loser.

>> No.11341980

>>11341950
I wonder if anyone can refute this
not the "reason for living part" but, the, you know
No, you don't knoe

>> No.11341990

I want to turn Mami into my personal onahole.

>> No.11341992

>>11341990
WOW DON'T LOSE UR'RE HEAD OVER IT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.11341994

>>11341990
I'd drill her drills.

Does hair feel good on the penis?

>> No.11341995

Why is Mami so sexual? Why can't she pure?

>> No.11341999

>>11341995
Because she's an old hag. She'll take whatever her old ass can get.

>> No.11342006

>>11341995
Mami is the least sexual meguka. This is clearly a fact rather than a matter of opinions, as I've tried to masturbate to her before but my penis just won't stay up.

>> No.11342007

>>11342006
That's cause you're gay.

>> No.11342009

What did Mami wish for? Something about a car wreck or something.

>> No.11342014

>>11342009
She wished for /jp/ to prosper.

>> No.11342021

>>11341995

She's like a big sister figure to the other girls. The desire to have sex with a motherly, refined girl with big guns and thick barrels.

>> No.11342052
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11342052

I heard if someone graduates in college without getting laid Gensokyo becomes real

>> No.11342072

>>11342052
Woah, I can see Sannae's panties!

>> No.11342075

>>11342052
Nope, still not real for me.

>> No.11342086
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11342086

>>11342075
ROFLLLL are you serious?

>> No.11342103

>>11342006

Then who's the most sexual?

>> No.11342107

I bet Madoka's dad is into cockloding.

>> No.11342113
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>>11342103
Madoka. She's erotic even when she isn't trying.

>> No.11342114
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11342114

who ＭＡＭＩ here

>> No.11342120

>>11342113
That's because of the hips. She's beggers to get preggers.

>> No.11342124

>>11342113

What cuties!

>> No.11342136

>>11342086
Completely, I even had a healthy social life.

>> No.11342139

>>11342136
Please tell me more about your life, nerd.

>> No.11342145
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>>11342114

>> No.11342147

>>11342145
wwwwwww

>> No.11342153

>>11342139
I spend it on /jp/, alone.

>> No.11342156

>>11342153
Good answer. I'll let you marry my daughter.

>> No.11342182

If you graduate college w/o having SEX you should pretty much kill urself B^)

>> No.11342197
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11342197

love mami

>> No.11342217

any mami otaku here?

>> No.11342221

>>11342217

Me because I'm Mexican

>> No.11342227

Nothing beats a nice long session with an onahole. The few days spent collecting lewd images into another tab group is more than a reasonable price to pay to spend just hour or an hour and a half almost completely lost in pleasure.

You sit there moving it up and down, quickening yourself on the path to climax, but there's no need to hurry, so you slow down. You slow down and enjoy the warmth you've imparted to the device, all fine grooves and ridges massaging your shaft while the head plunges in and out, making just a quiet bit of noise not unlike the sound that escapes one's mouth while chewing gum.

Meanwhile, other parts of your body are reacting to the pleasure in their own ways. Toes curl and spread. Breathing becomes deeper and is punctuated by sighs of pleasure. Your ears seem less keen to do their job, you become less aware of your surroundings, and suddenly in your mind the only thing that seems to matter, the only thing you want to think of, is this one thing you're doing. This stimulation of your body, using a device designed entirely for perverts to pleasure themselves with.

As sure as the night must come to an end, so does the act of masturbation, no matter how delightlful it's been. The familiar tingling onset of a climax slowly makes itself known to you, and you push yourself deep into the hole as if to welcome it. While the time from onset to actual climax may only take a few seconds, in your mind it feels much longer as your penis violently twitches inside of the elastic sleeve, ejaculating what feels like a liter or more of semen, the twitches continuining even after you're sure nothing is coming out anymore.

It's pretty nice. I used to use it randomly, but I think I'm going to mark one day off per week to really enjoy my time alone.

>> No.11342224

>>11342221
How are those things related, compadre?

>> No.11342226

>>11342182
>>11342086
>>11341973
>>11341967
>>11341964
>>11341948
Nice, nice.

>> No.11342231

>>11342221
This guy.

>> No.11342234

>>11342221

I don't get it

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11342237

>>11342234

>> No.11342240
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>>11342237

YES!

>> No.11342243

>>11342240
I wonder what it feels like to be approached by a foreign porn company and told "hey you're disgusting so we'd like you to fuck these young japanese whores on camera please"

>> No.11342246

>>11342243

what a beta

>> No.11342250

Being a Mexican /jp/sie is suffering.

>> No.11342251

>>11342243
That's not a porn company...

>> No.11342253

>>11342243
i got slightly hard while reading that

>> No.11342254
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>>11342250
There are probably more spics on /jp/ than whites now

It would probably explain the decline in quality, along with el conserje

>> No.11342260

>>11342254

but you guys aren't white

>> No.11342271

Can somebody suggest cuckold JAVs with white actors instead of ni66ers thanks

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