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ASAP Patchy

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Everything is purple

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She's all that I want

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And white and pink, right?

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>> No.11341780

A$AP Patche?

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as soon as patchy

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Alice puts no fear into her heart.

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Patchy is my favorite Touhou

If I have to get a job, I want to become a librarian someday

>> No.11341843

You will never become a cute librarian like patchy. You'll just become some creepee old guy.

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It's true that I will never become a cute librarian like patchy, but that doesn't mean I'll become a creepy old guy.
And libraries are great anyway.

>> No.11341886

Libraries are terrible, it's just filled with pretentious children who read books to feel intellectual and people who just wants to use the computers, sometimes it's a hideout for hoodlums being chased by niggers, because niggers are afraid of books.
At least that's what /lit/ told me.

>> No.11341893

I wouldn't trust /lit/ if I were you.

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Candles, books, tea; that's all a magician need.

>> No.11341905

Gotta have a familiar too.

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>> No.11341922

why won't you trust your neighbour

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Guess she's all set, then.

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And apply some anger management techniques. Look all those grey hairs.

I want to nurse Patchy.

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>why won't you trust your neighbour
Because I'm a terrible person

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That's just the lighting.
...right? Right!?

>> No.11341972

Patchy's getting old!

>> No.11341981

Oldness and gray hair is cute though.

>> No.11341988

g-growing old with patchy...!!!

>> No.11342001

I like you

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>> No.11342048
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Gray isn't Patchouli's color, though.

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I think it could go well, though.

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As grumpy as she seems to be, it wouldn't surprise me to find some grey hairs here and there. In OSP she sure has some scary eyes and mean look.

But she's over 100 years old.

Sadly, you'll die long before her.
I'm sorry, good night.

>> No.11342092

Say, she looks real cute there!

>> No.11342093
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Convince me.

>> No.11342102

>"Can I sit next to you?"

>A mandatory event in the library.
>Although there are a lot of places to sit,
>I want to keep the person I like by my side.

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Mah pics

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Not good enough?

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Gross. No.

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I was sure I had a great picture of grey-haired Patchy somewhere but I can't find it anymore

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Is this it?

>> No.11342315

No, but that's cute too!

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Hm. Purple's still better.

>> No.11342344

I don't think our neighbour's all there these days.

>> No.11342359

I just spoke to a real japanese otaku, his favorite is Patchy.
I should probably kill myself for going to japan and asking spergs about their favorite 2hus. I like Marisa better,

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How would you convince Koakuma to not rape Patchouli?

>> No.11342417


I'd convince her to rape me instead.

>> No.11342426

>patchouli cuernos

If patchouli cheats I'll murder her!

>> No.11342428

meatball head patchy is adorable

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I'm sure you would succeed.

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I guess if she has grey hair, she can't be attractive anymore, right?

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I didn't say that. Purple just suits Patchy far, far better.

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I swear to god I've seen a gif version of this where she's bobbing up and down. Help.

>> No.11342461


Now I want to see a mature thousand year old silver haired Patchy, and who knows how long it will be before someone draws that. Eirin mode Patchy.

>> No.11342465

is that homu

>> No.11342498

Nope! But nice catch there.

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Probably never. Drastic ageing is quite rare even for characters like Yukari.

>> No.11342829

Patchouli is the cutest.

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everybody play the tough guy 'til shit pop off

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Patchy has the best feet!

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Patchy bump

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CIrno Lamar

>> No.11344449

all niggers should just drop dead

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You first.

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This was great.

>> No.11344961

There's nothing cool or badass about being a librarian. It has about the same pay and requires similar skills as a fast food manager.

>> No.11345270

Ugliest 2hu.

>> No.11345342

ASAP nigga. Get peed on.

>> No.11345405

No I don't think that's right

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Do you think Patchouli likes pancakes?

>> No.11348117

I wish Patchy was a sassy black touhou.

>> No.11348130

Yes, but who doesn't?

>> No.11348154

I think she hates pancakes

>> No.11348163

I would eat Pancakes with her. Off of her stomach and chest, covered in syrup, while she reads an erotic novel.

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I want to find some food Patchouli hasn't eaten before and would like.

>> No.11352025

Could some please post more Patchouli?

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I don't like to post just a picture, I like to say something too, even if it's small like how much I like her book smash attack.

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But violence is bad

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I'm the same way. It's frustrating.

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I actually printed one of those as a bookmark, it's laminated with a ribbon tied through the hole.

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That's very cute!

>> No.11357489

What book is it in?

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>> No.11357548

There's one cute picture about a Patchy being tied and milked. It made me wonder. Does Magician milk got any power? I mean, there's magical energy everywhere in this body, so Patchouli milk certainly has magical power on its own.

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me too

>> No.11358335

I question that.

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>> No.11358521

I want to be tied up to a chair and get "milked" by Patchy while she makes fun of me.

>> No.11358568


Magicians don't produce milk they are sterile.

>> No.11358875
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She's currently in a Calvin & Hobbes book. I don't read as often as I used to, at least not books that would necessitate a bookmark. But she's there if I need her.

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Milking Patchy is forbidden.

>> No.11364103
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Patchy is cute

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>> No.11364448

i want to go up behind her and slam my dik into her butt and pound it while she moan and i touch her boobs

>> No.11364460

I am rock hard and quivering here dude you should be a bookwriter

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She wouldn't even notice if you slipped it in.

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Like that one Itou Life book?

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I dunno, but I'd like to be Patchy's chair.

>> No.11364849

That book was lots of fun.

>> No.11364922

>There's someone out there with a Patchy bookmark in a Calvin and Hobbes book.

You sir, have won all my internets.

>> No.11365152

You wouldn't prefer the scenario in that picture you posted?

>> No.11365861
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Patche is love.

>> No.11366076

How would you convince Koakuma to not rape Patchouli?

Protip: you cant

>> No.11366124

I want to see a mature thousand year old silver haired Patchy, and who knows how long it will be before someone draws that. Eirin mode Patchy.

>> No.11367139

You'll just have to keep it from happening some other way, then, or at least convince her not to break Patchy in the process.

>> No.11368939 [SPOILER] 
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I like this picture very much.

>> No.11369076

Please stop.

>> No.11372244

Please moar.

>> No.11372298

I feel like this should be higher res.

>> No.11372323

I don't know if that is how chess works.

>> No.11372340

What kind of shitty childhood did you have where you didn't play strip chess? I bet your third world country doesn't even have mandatory foreskin inspection day.

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>> No.11372390

Did you make that? It's too fast.

>> No.11374639

faster pls

>> No.11374850

Penis to e-8

>> No.11374859

I've failed for the past 20 years. They're thinking about putting me on probation if I don't get some attached.

>> No.11374949
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"If you beat me... I'll do one thing you command me to, whatever it may be"

>> No.11375200

It's no fun once it becomes consensual like that.

>> No.11375227
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Go to sleep, Koa.

>> No.11375719
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Would love to know what's happening in that new Patchy book.

You already said that in this thread.


>> No.11375762
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Which one?

>> No.11375779

Well, new-ish. The Itou Life one that's after the consensual-hating Koakuma.

>> No.11375794

Stop being a nigger get out.

Everyone even Touhous dislike niggys.

>> No.11375802
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Ah. Likewise. It looks fun.

>> No.11375852

keep spamming your meme :^)

>> No.11375861

I want to lick Patchoocoo's breasts and nipples.

>> No.11376824
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It looks very fun!

I want to knead her Mukyus in a lewd and rough manner.

>> No.11379231
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"Fun" isn't the word I'd choose. But it looks interesting and he does one sexy Patchy.

>> No.11379255

wait what?
he did one with koa? can you link this? the new-ish patchy one made me cum buckets

>> No.11379268

oh never mind, i found it
i wonder how i never saw this one before

>> No.11379273
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No no. She appeared in the first Patchy book to help the man, but doesn't appreciate how things end >>11375227 and as far as I know that's all the artist has done with her.

>> No.11379274
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Nah, there's just another Patchy one that ends with Koakuma upset about the lack of rape.

Lewd and rough? Please don't. Patchy is weak and can't handle stuff like that.

What word would you use?

>> No.11379287
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Ol' Dirty Patchy AKA Dirt McPatch

>> No.11379328
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That depends what is actually happening in the book, I hope it's lovey embarrassed Patchouli.

>> No.11379336
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Stop staring at her books.

>> No.11379354
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Gray hair.

wacky /a/ reaction image.png

>> No.11379401

That's clearly purple. I worry that you may be colorblind.

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But they look so interesting!

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>> No.11379411


Koa's smooth back!

>> No.11379441

Where are her wings!?

>> No.11379457
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The back ones appear in the manga but not EoSD. The ones on the head would be out-of-frame.

>> No.11379469
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That doesn't answer my question.

>> No.11379476

Yes it does: The body wings are disputed so there's no problem.

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I don't like it. Koa should have wings.

>> No.11379577
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Well there's plenty of artists who draw Koakuma and with wings so don't complain.

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I'm not really complaining. I've honestly forgotten why I said that.

>> No.11383015
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Why is she a cat so much?

>> No.11383076

Are you complaining?

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I'm not, but she might be.

>> No.11383288

That's a cute drawing

Please stop

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Patchy should be flat and petite. Kill all boob artists!

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