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11334575 No.11334575[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Does semen and/or saliva deteriorate the quality of a figurine over time? This is important.

>> No.11334579

Yes, semen is acidic

>> No.11334581

It's an acid, what do you think?

>> No.11334590

Well I guess I should get a good job so I can buy 2 copies of each fig.

>> No.11334597

>>11334590
Please don't drown your figs.

>> No.11334600

Why would you do this?

>> No.11334604

Yes but don't do it often because your figures will take life on their own and haunt you in your sleep.

>> No.11334606

semen is base, not acid.

>> No.11334619

>>11334606
Based semen

>> No.11334673

>>11334606
so hotgluing is ok but kissing is not?

>> No.11334717
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>>11334575
this is worthy of a screen cap

>> No.11334721

>>11334606

This.

It will still ruin your figure, though.

>> No.11334731

maybe

>> No.11334738

I thought prostate fluids were alkaline, not acidic?

>> No.11334764

>>11334717
epic.

>> No.11334780

>>11334619
this

>> No.11334793
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11334793

guys... you really need to take remedial bio or something...

The sperm cells them self are slightly acidic, however semen itself is a base. Vaginal fluids are acidic. The majoirty of the fluid in semen being a base is to counter act that and neutralize the vaginal fluids long enough for the sperm to safely get to the egg.

that being said im sure its probably not to good for your figs.

>> No.11334812

>>11334793
To expand on this, since most figurines are polyvinyl chloride based the membranes on the sperm may being a process of dehydrochlorination which could strip the primer of the paint.

>> No.11334853

Uh... Uh... Is pic related? Do I want to know???

>> No.11334862

>>11334853
Obviously it's related. Come on who doesn't have a good cum on their figures every now and then?

>> No.11334881

semen is actually alkaline/basic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen_analysis#pH

>> No.11334909

>>11334793
Thanks blue fairy. I had forgotten some of that stuff.

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>>11334717
These are pretty old.

>> No.11334921

>>11334911
I feel ill

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>>11334934

>> No.11334940

>>11334921
you know thats not actual jizz right? In the volume it wouldnt be that color or have that viscosity. Judging by the pearly hues and thickness, id guess thats probably hand soap.

>> No.11334941

>>11334911
I can almost smell it.

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>>11334938

>> No.11334945

>>11334940
It's probably what they use in porn: lotion, water, and pectin.

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>> No.11334959

>>11334940
>>11334945
Condensed milk.

They use it a lot of Asian/JAV since it was introduced to the area during and after WW2.

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>> No.11334967

>>11334961
>>11334956
I can't tell if they're a joke or not.

>> No.11334968

/r/ the screencap of moot saying "no fucking hotglue" so you guys can't have fun.

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>>11334953

>> No.11334978

>>11334959
OP pic looks like cornstarch mixed with water.

>> No.11334979

My semen smells like corn pops when dried up.
It's weird because I haven't eaten any corn pops for years.

>> No.11334984

>>11334956
oh hey I have that fig sitting around. got it for $10 at a convention. Looks like I should try this hot glue gunning thing....

>> No.11334991

>>11334968
That was for /toy/, I think.

>> No.11335358

>>11334862
Me.

>> No.11335358,1 [INTERNAL] 

wtf you guys need mental help...

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