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So I was thinking, if Flan has been locked up in a basement for 500 years with no one to play with and no bf or gf, by now, after 500 years, she must be super pro at masturbating.

With so much practice, she can probably make herself cum in 2 seconds flat.

What do you think /jp/?

Please discuss. Discuss what tools, toys, veggies, positions, etc. she may use.

>> No.11318455

Flandre is permanently stuck with the psyche of a preteen girl, she doesn't know what sex is.

>> No.11318465

I bet she can fuck an eggplant.

>> No.11318471

>>11318439
She's a cartoon, retard.

>> No.11318503

I want to have sex with Flan!

>> No.11318534
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>>11318455

There are plenty of preteen or even loli girls that know what sex and masturbation is.

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>>11318471

Get out normie.

>> No.11318565

>>11318534
Not in the pre-Internet world.

>> No.11318592

>>11318565
I grew up int he 80s and I knew what sex was before I hit ten.

>> No.11318619

>>11318592
How did you find out? I didn't know anything about sex even after I had my first erection. I thought it was annoying and painful.

>> No.11318632

>With so much practice, she can probably make herself cum in 2 seconds flat.

Probably the opposite. She has whatever the female equivalent of erectile dysfunction is, and she's gotten completely bored of doing that anyway.

>> No.11318646

>>11318619
People used to keep pornography hidden in the house, and underestimate inquisitive young minds.

>> No.11318650

>>11318646
You must have lived with weird parents. I'm sure SDM doesn't have porn, though.

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>>11318650
They probably have fine art, and a lot of that shit's lewd.

I always wonder if art was meant to double as porn.

>> No.11318658

>>11318650
>I'm sure SDM doesn't have porn, though.
nigga porn has existed since cave paintings.

>> No.11318663

>>11318656
Please, I've walked by a half naked Venus De Milo statue and every day of my childhood life and thought nothing of it. You wouldn't think of things like that as sexual unless it was pointed out.

>> No.11318671

>>11318663
Probably because you're not into cripples.

>> No.11318667

>>11318650
Not especially weird. And actually, it wasn't my parents porn I found - it was my friend's. And my uncle's. And another friend found his parent's porn stash and shared it. And so on.

People used to not have computers to keep porn hidden on, so it was only a matter of being sufficiently nosy to find it. If you're somehow of the mind that people didn't keep porn around, you're wrong.

As for the SDM not having porn, who knows? Servants might keep it, Remilia might, their parents may have at one point, ect.

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>>11318650
>I'm sure SDM doesn't have porn

It has lots of very informative books though.

>> No.11318677

>>11318667
>sufficiently nosy to find it.
in the 90's most businesses would have porn hidden in the bathroom above the cabinets.

most married men would hide porn in the man cave like your friends dads garage etc. not so hard to find.

>> No.11318687

>>11318671
It's just that children don't associate nudity to sex.

>> No.11318689

>>11318674
This one wad very cute. Especially chibi patchy and the ending.

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>>11318663
I remember when I was 12 I used to look on naked woman in paintings or in sculptures most notably The Greek Slave by Hiram Powers on Encarta Encyclopedia to masturbate to because we had no internet at that time.

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>>11318650
>I'm sure SDM doesn't have porn
Trashy romance novels in the library

>> No.11318697

>>11318667
>And actually, it wasn't my parents porn I found - it was my friend's. And my uncle's.
Power: Ability to the extent of finding porn

I expect good things from you, Anonymous. Go forth into Gensokyo and locate everyone's stashes for us.

>> No.11318698

>>11318693
Hell, Patchy might even have her own stash hidden somewhere.

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>>11318693
I wonder if they have this. It has maids and NTR and everything.

>> No.11318702

>>11318692
>I used to look on naked woman in paintings or in sculptures
Good heavens, this brings up memories. I think a bas relief of Lakshmi was the first thing I masturbated to.

>> No.11318702,1 [INTERNAL] 

As usual, can't have no fun on /jp/ when the janitor's around.

>> No.11318702,2 [INTERNAL] 

why the FUCK was this deleted!

>> No.11318702,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11318702,2
You're talking about children masturbating, dude. That's creepy. Don't make me IM Lowtax.

>> No.11318702,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11318702,3
SA reference lmao ><

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