onaholes and phimosis

[Anonymous No.]

how am I supposed to use this? I have phimosis and it really hurts. I can move it up and down a little bit but anything more than that feels like someone is trying to circumcise me with a pair of pliers.

Picture chosen at random, please ignore

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe you should stretch out your penis first? Or just get a circumcision.

[Anonymous No.]

Practise pulling your skin back, it'll better in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rip your gross phimosis dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316642
You need lube.

[Anonymous No.]

You should get circumcised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316646
How can I do that?
Any videos I could watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316646
>Or just get a circumcision.
Yes, good goyim...

[Anonymous No.]

My daddy taught me how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't ignore a cute girl bent over a desk.

[Anonymous No.]

The circumcision ban in Germany is the worst attack on Jews since the Holocaust.
- Jewish leaders

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I didn't, but I know how you feel. Well, I don't think I will ever get an onahole or have sex, so it's probably okay.

[Tokiko- No.]

Piss in it first.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Akarin will take care of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316767
No, she is a cartoon character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316642
You can stretch out your foreskin, and it'll gradually be able to stretch more and more. You can google foreskin stretching exercises if you want. If you want to use the method I used, get an erection and try pulling your foreskin as far back as possible without pain and holding it there for maybe 5 minutes, I don't remember. You can do this before you masturbate or whatever. Eventually you'll be able to retract your foreskin all the way, but it might take a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember my female physician forced me to retract my foreskin as a child, supposedly to clean the smegma that accumulates in the cavity behind the head. It hurt a lot at first, but I'm glad I can retract my foreskin now; most of the pleasure I get from masturbation comes from pulling my foresking back and forth repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.]

It means you're a pussy. I had "phimosis" when I was like 9 years old. You just pull that shit back and you'll be normal after a few weeks. Stop being a pussy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316816
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

The things I would do to a bent over Akari!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316825
Mean...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shoot my warm semen into Akari's 13-year-old vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316821
Same.
The crusty white stuff glued my foreskin to the bottom edge of my dick head, but i stretched a lot and my mom told me to clean it well.
Eventually it could retract completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316883
Only oldfags will remember this

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316839
I'm sorry..

I'm... just a little envious, is all...

*sighs abjectly*

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316816
I'm worried that if at some point I am able to retract my foreskin there will be a horribly encrusted collection of smegma accumulated there.

Supposedly there is some sort of steroidal cream that can ease the stretching process, but I think it's prescription and i don't want to go to the doctor's.

[Anonymous No.]

Time for a story /jp/. It's in greentext. Sorry

>Have minor phimosis
>Google foreskin stretching exercises to try to start to retract my foreskin
>Perform them, it kind of hurts
>I take it too far too fast one day
>Bring my foreskin down beneath my penis head and decide to try to get an erection to stretch it out some
>Can't control my erection, it gets larger than expected
>The pain of one trillion suns
>No seriously this must be what losing your male virginity feels like jesus christ
>MY BODY IS BEING RIPPED APART HOLY FUCK GO LIMP ALREADY
>Go limp, my penis is very slightly bleeding
>Go to sleep, wake up the next day with a skin bridge attaching my foreskin to the penis' head
>Can't retract it all anymore

Be careful /jp/! Your cute little penises may be fused to your foreskin forever if you take things too fast!

Actually one of these days I'm just going to boil some scissors, get some ice, get some cloth to soak the blood, and remove the skin bridge myself one of these days. Still though, what a pain

Btw I am quoting myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316963
Why do you need it to retract, not like you're going to sex girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316963
Uh, can we have a picture?
Do you mean the skin bridge on the base?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316963
tl;dr lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316968

It felt a lot better for masturbation, actually

>>11316971

I would never be so uncouth as to post my penis on 4chan! But yes I should've spoken in terms of anatomy

See picture, my skin bridge attaches my foreskin to my glans, right below my meatus

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316981
lol if you're describing what I think you are, that is supposed to be there. Its a regular part of a penis.
There is no way you're this much of an uninformed dweeb.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis

[Anonymous No.]

Pull the skin back, or use a shitload of lube.

Preferably both

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316646
>>11316662

Good goy, abandon your God. We need those foreskins to make facial creams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316962
You will have lots of smegma. Just clean it. Smegma is natural.

Try stretching without the use of creams, and if you're unsuccessful, I think you can buy the creams at a pharmacy without a prescription, but I coudl be wrong about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316963
This is one of the worse things I have ever read. Please leave with your misuse of the quote function and your surprise boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think the yuruyuris are very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11317061
Go be gay somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11316996

You're right, I'm not, because it isn't. The skin bridge was simply not there before I accidentallied my dick.