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A Japanese deer!

>> No.11315350

MY PENIS IS REGULATION SIZE

>> No.11315353

Whoa!! That girl in the front is married!

>> No.11315360

REGULATION SIZE PENIS IN GIRL DEER

>> No.11315362

>>11315353
no, that's her right hand

>> No.11315371

Why the fuck would anyone wear a ring unless they just recently got married. Nobody notices them and they seem uncomfortable as fuck.

>> No.11315379
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>>11315337
Doe, a deer, a Japanese deer

Ray, a drop of rising sun

>> No.11315393

>>11315371
PEOPLE SENTIMENTAL FUCKS

PEOPLE LIKE THINK OTHER PEOPLE CARE ABOUT GOOD THINGS THAT ONLY PERTAIN TO THEM

IN THIS WAY PEOPLE ARE STUPID, STUPID PEOPLE MAKE MANY BABIES AND PASS ON STUPID TO NEXT GENERATION

STUPID CUSTOMS LIVE WELL

>> No.11315453

wow, those schoolgirls are hot!!!!!!

>> No.11315472

>>11315362
Does it really matter which hand your wedding ring is on

Normalfags are so stupid

>> No.11315477

>>11315453
Not the one with glasses (in the background)

She's uglier than your mother...

>> No.11315490

>>11315472
Yes, left hand, blood flow or some stupid shit

>> No.11315492

>>11315393
Looks like somebody forgot to take his meds today.

>> No.11315501

>>11315453
They're really cute,

>> No.11315509

Fuck off you autistic retard

>> No.11315636
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those girls look popular and intimidating, but I wanna pat the deer too! what do i do /jp/?

>> No.11315660 [DELETED] 

>>11315636
whip out your dick

>> No.11315664

Where's the guy who said he wants to fuck a deer?

>> No.11315672

I'm shocked no one has posted the gif yet

>> No.11315684

>>11315672
Nero is waiting.

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>> No.11315712

What makes a Japanese deer so special?

>> No.11315713

>>11315708
>>11315709

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

>> No.11315715 [DELETED] 

>>11315708
>>11315709
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

>> No.11315716

Those girls look pretty Korean to me. Or maybe they just all look alike.

>> No.11315717
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>>11315712
rape

>> No.11315719

>>11315716
They really don't.

It always amazes me when people can't see the difference between Japanese/Korean/Chinese. They all have pretty distinctive features.

>> No.11315734

>>11315719
>They all have pretty distinctive features.
Given all the ethnic mixing since ancient times, not really. Proper "Japanese" look almost Caucasian, similar to Russians. The current Japanese person is a blend of Ainu, Chinese, and Korean.

>> No.11315735

>>11315490
What if I'm left handed?

>> No.11315736

>>11315717
Are all Japanese deer rapist or are all Japanese girls deer sluts?

>> No.11315739

There's a lot of suspect homo shit in this thread.

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shika-chan plz I just want to look at the temple, plz shika-chan

>> No.11315747

>>11315713
I'm gonna masturbate to this later and there's nothing you can do about it

>> No.11315753

>>11315735
That doesn't affect it.

>> No.11315829

um...guys? what deer? all i see are a bunch of cute schoolgirls...

>> No.11315884
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>>11315719
Exactly. This is a Chinese or Korean deer.

>> No.11315890

I think the deer is cuter than the girls.

The worst part is, this makes me a furry/zoophile because Americans are trained to equate "cuteness" with "sexual attractiveness".

This picture represents the end of an era.

>> No.11315931

>>11315884

lol that cute tooth make the deer look mischievous

>> No.11315944

>>11315884

Do water deer live in the water?

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>>11315734
Fuck off, layman. You do not have the right to spout bullshit about what you do not know. Your fedora is no better than a toilet, shit-for-brains.

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>>11315337

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>> No.11316035

>>11315944

yes

>> No.11316115

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV3d3qUUk7o

>> No.11316149

Why would anyone with straight hair try to curl their hair?
Fuck I'm mad and fuck.

>> No.11316163

Japanese loli tempts dear to commit homicide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-zGl5dfqRs

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>>11316115
she is a disney princess

>> No.11316252

Why are Japanese deer so calm? The deer here will get spooked and run if they see you from across a field, but these ones will walk right up to people.

>> No.11316262

>>11316252
Why do you think?

>> No.11316270

>>11316252
They're like pets.
People feed them.

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>> No.11316297

>>11316252

Natural selection.

The passive deer are the first to get shot and you can't hunt in the majority of Japan.

>> No.11316337

>>11316252
I used to live in a rural area that was a hunting destination across America. The deer would walk right up to you, and during mating season or hunting season would walk through town and even use the crosswalks. They aren't smart just good at imitation. Like a wild cat will spook around your but a house cat will be calm.

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11316356

When will you guys grow up mentally?

>> No.11316361

>>11316356

I've grown up physically if you know what I mean ;-)

>> No.11316406

>>11315977
Ainu are likely to be indigenous "Jomon" Japanese and are mostly found in Hokkaido. The Japanese that we're familiar with today were known as the "Wa" in ancient times and then "Yamato." These "Wa" migrated from China after the Jomon period.

Modern Japanese people are not "pure" Japanese. Stay mad for whatever reason, though.

>> No.11316435

>>11315735
hand closest to your heart.

>> No.11316441

>>11315337
You realize these fuckers would kill you for a cracker?

(And the deer aren't very nice, either.)

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>> No.11316481
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>> No.11316563

>>11316441
Fucking clueless

>> No.11316566

>>11315713
>capslock is cruise control for cool
That hasn't been a thing in years.

>> No.11316579

There are three deer though.

>> No.11316582

>>11315977
why is chinese not listed?

>> No.11316586

>>11315988
wow her hair is sexy!!!!

>> No.11316595

>>11316582
Southern Chinese are listed and Northern Chinese are basically mongols

>> No.11316655

>>11316563
>>>>>That joke
>>>>> your head

>> No.11316669

>>11316406
Fun fact, Ainu are the most closely related people on Earth to Native Americans

>> No.11316685

>>11316566
well yeah, it's like 4 year old copypasta

>> No.11316694

>>11316163
oh god, my heart

>> No.11316778
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Nara is a pretty cool place...

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>>11315337
tfw no japanese deer rubbing against Japanese 18 year old

>> No.11317880

>>11316406
>not "pure" Japanese
That kind of misses the point and is at the same level as a dog marking its territory and not knowing anything about the world or existence of other countries.

When people refer to Japan and the Japanese in a contemporary sense they do not refer to anything other than the majority people that currently live there.

>> No.11317997

>>11315337
Those are fake. the real jap deers rape high school girls. It's a common sense.

>> No.11318006

>>11315453
Hey, this is not a highshool girls thread. discuss about the adorable deers.

>> No.11318027

>>11315829
Actually, many japanese perverted middle-age guys take a picture of schoolgirls while they pretend to take that of deers in Nara.

>> No.11318033

>>11316286
You walked into the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

>> No.11318061

>>11316481
I see two horses among the deer.

>> No.11318067

鹿たがない

>> No.11318078

>>11318061
Circle them on your activity sheet.

>> No.11318178
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>>11318078

>> No.11318355

>>11315337
Man, the Japanese have the best uniforms.

>> No.11318437

>>11315719
Please, I'm Asian and I can't tell us apart.

>> No.11320006

I should whip out my salt lick.

>> No.11320107

>>11318437
That's because you didn't grow up around them.

>> No.11323724

>>11318437
Did you live in America/

>> No.11323759

>>11318355
But that's just a generic blazer, jumper and plaid skirt, one of the most common uniforms.

>> No.11323764

>>11320107
>>11323724
Are Europeans able to tell the difference between German, French, and Dutch people by looks?

>> No.11323780

>>11323764
I don't know. I think they can only identify Irish people from the hair color and freckles(?).

I live in Asia and I can identify people from Japan, China and Korea quite easily unless they look exactly like identical twins that is.

>> No.11323790

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-race_effect

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>> No.11323844

>>11323804
Holy shit, lolis and grandmas getting beaten up by a deer?

This is the best thing ever.

>> No.11324871

>>11323764
There are facial features I could identify as being particularly "German" or "French" or "Dutch" etc. If I were to meet someone in a foreign country with a particular set of facial features though, I wouldn't be able to make the assumption they were from such-and-such country from appearance alone, because it could just suggest ancestry.
This is of course possible for East-Asians as well, but I imagine cross-pollination is currently more common in Europe, especially with Japan and the Koreas being kind of geopolitically isolated (China, though...).

>> No.11326663

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mfh3H1CMBc

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>>11326663
This is my fetish.

>> No.11326724

>>11326663
sheltered people annoy me

>> No.11326746

>>11326663
These uniforms are so ugly.

>> No.11326784

>>11326746
Better than the uniforms we have to wear in the UK that's for sure.

>> No.11326790

What happens if you wear something besides the uniform?

I never went to a school that required uniforms

>> No.11326803

>>11326790
You get reprimanded
I wish my school had uniforms so I didn't have to be the only guy showing up in the same 4 shirts and 3 pants with a hoodie or coat on for 4 years

>> No.11326811

>>11326746
>These uniforms are so ugly.
I wonder, is there something wrong with you?

>> No.11326810

>>11326790
You have get detention and a ladder sent to your parents.

>> No.11326815

What game is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JwTYTn31Vk

>> No.11326817

>>11326810
>a ladder

Foreigners are weird. I'm glad I decided to stay in my basement forever

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>>11315337
the girl in the front looks like Yoshitaka Yuriko

>> No.11326838

>>11326811
Look at the video. They are really ugly. Reminds me of those fetishist uniforms with really shitty fabric.

>> No.11326947

>>11326836
All asians look alike anyway.

>> No.11326973

>>11326947
88 dude

>> No.11327283

>>11315337
Look at her walking around with her blazer unbuttoned. She must be a slut.

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>>11326663

>> No.11327797

>>11326663
That's cute.
>>11326724
Maybe she's just truly frightened because she thought the deer would do >>11315717 to her, and that's a lot of deers.

>> No.11330785

polite deer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tu6WoHJlPk

>> No.11330790

>>11315337
/jp/ - japanese culture xDD

>> No.11330797

>>11330790
u - mad butts

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>>11315393

It looks like IVAN met /jp/ and sell all his weapons to buy figs and a kig suit.

>> No.11330978

>>11316406

Ainu aren't the jomon at all. Look ath "jomon and yayoi" exposition pictures for example.

>Fun fact, Ainu are the most closely related people on Earth to Native Americans

That's why they wanted to invade the USA. To finish the work.

>> No.11331128

>>11330785
I've been sent flying by an oncoming car in the past for not checking for traffic. I can't believe this, Japanese deer are more intelligent than me, what was the purpose in me surviving again?

>> No.11331137

I wonder how Japan controls the deer population. They will breed like crazy, and spread disease and cause car wrecks, if not controlled.

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my japanese deer folder is sorely lacking

>> No.11331218

>>11330932
Hahahahaha, I would feel bad for that dog if he didn't look so awesome

>> No.11331240

>>11327300
The blue jean shorts ruin it, just wear a fucking skirt.

>> No.11331290

Why do they hike up their skirts!?!?!?!?!? Don't they know they look like sluts with that!?!?!?

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>>11315713

>> No.11331764

>>11331290
The world will call them nerds and ugly if they don't.

>> No.11331773

>>11315747
>>11316566
How does it feel to be this new?

>> No.11331787

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAGE HERE? I'M NEW HERE.

>> No.11331793

>>11331787
>implying we'll fall for your over the top ruse
>implying I'm misusing the quote feature

>> No.11332204

>>11316252
The deer of Nara are wildness basically. They have been protected as a messenger of God approximately 1,300 years, as a result they stopped fearing man.

>> No.11332245

The levels of autism in this thread are off the charts.

>> No.11332279

>>11332245
It's great, isn't it?

>> No.11332282

What's wrong with those japanese girls, why are they so ugly?

>> No.11332283

>>11315709
This is more appealing that OP's pic, thanks for sharing.

>> No.11332285

>>11332282
I'm sure you're a model

>> No.11332702

>>11318033
I wanted to post the exact same thing. Our minds are one, anon.

>> No.11332759

>>11316566
I use it all the time. Don't give up. Fighting!

>> No.11336404
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The uniform of real preppy schools is unexpectedly quiet.

>> No.11336414

>>11316861
>18歳
wwwwwwwwww

>> No.11336512

>>11315977
It's ironic that you're calling him a layman when you're posting a biased bullshit graph like that. All humans descended from Africans.

>> No.11336538

>>11315709
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hokBAqrgGqg
>2008

>> No.11337101

>>11323764
A bit, but it's harder since we've been fucking each other for the last 2000 years as opposed to hating each other's guts

>> No.11337118

>>11337101
>>11323764
Nobody can. They're basically the same thing.

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Why is wild animals raping girls so sexy?

>> No.11342922 [DELETED] 

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