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11312388 No.11312388 [Reply] [Original]

Hatate can be your girlfriend!

>> No.11312396

She's cute but why that weird look on her face? And what about that hatchet? This is weird...

>> No.11312399

What's in it for me?

>> No.11312405

>>11312388
Your thread was deleted once, recreating threads is against the rules

>> No.11312409
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<3 taters

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>>11312405
I've never made this thread before!

Apologize to Hatate.

>> No.11312423

what am I supposed to do with a gf

>> No.11312424

I'd love that!

>> No.11312432

>>11312388
Hatate is the journalist Gensokyo needs, not the journalist it wants.

>> No.11312438

>>11312429
But that is Hata-tan, not Hatate.

>> No.11312443

>>11312423
Cuddle together!

>> No.11312446

But i like the pure and honest Shameimaru more...

>> No.11312453

>>11312443
I don't like touching or being touched on

And walking around with her in public would be embarrassing

I'm afraid I'll have to turn down this gf offer

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Oh I wish

>> No.11312456

>>11312453
You are saying this now but I bet you would like it if Hatate was touching you.

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>> No.11312459

>>11312443
Cuddling with Hatate!

>> No.11312466

>>11312456
I would likely be terrified and tell her I have to go
Then I would get on /jp/ and look for the first bloggable thread I see and tell you guys about it.

>> No.11312467

Would you become Hatate's transcriber and copy editor if she asked you?

>> No.11312469

>>11312466
She could always tie you down. Then you would be forced to be touched by Hatate and eventually grow to like it.

>> No.11312473

Post more cute pictures, I love her!

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>>11312473
This is my favorite one!

>> No.11312530

No she can't. She's not real.

>> No.11312536

>>11312530
where does it say a girlfriend has to be tangible?

>> No.11312548

>>11312530
That depends on your definition of existence. She might as well be real according to one of those.

>> No.11312565

>>11312536 >>11312548
To have a girlfriend, you must be accepted as a boyfriend. She can't accept you as a boyfriend, because she's not real.

>> No.11312569

>>11312565
>because she's not real.
I already told you why this is not necessarily the case

>> No.11312577

>>11312569
Sorry. That's not what I meant to put. I meant to say that she can't interact with you.

>> No.11312578

>>11312565
says who?

>> No.11312583

>>11312577
Why? Because she's abstract? Don't you interact with things from your imagination everytime you dream?

>> No.11312591

>>11312586
I accidently read double spoiler as "double shitposter"

>> No.11312586
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>>11312388
I whant to hug Hatate, she is very cute and soft

>> No.11312587

I want to fuck a cute depressed stupid girl then beat her up and make her cry. It's one of things I want to do.

>> No.11312593

>>11312591
Is hatate a shitposter on the internet?

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Hatate got a new cell phone!

>> No.11312598

>>11312597
I liked her old one more.

>> No.11312602

>>11312506
She looks crazy! I bet she would show her breasts or feet if you asked.

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>>11312602

>> No.11312667

Poor Hatate. She's so much better than Aya, but nobody cares about her.

>> No.11312677

>>11312667
She's the last one up at dawn, writing articles nobody will read before heading out to turn ticks for speedballs.

>> No.11312681

>>11312597
gross, a smartphone
complete normie

>> No.11312685
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>>11312667
Naw Aya is better, but the tengu are top class all around.

>> No.11312690

>>11312685
Hatate a best

>> No.11312692

>>11312685
see
>>11312432
Aya is Gensokyo's best reporter
Hatate's is Gensokyo's most trusted voice in news

>> No.11312695

>>11312692
More like hatata is a fucking idiot noob blogger twitterscum loser

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Hata a best

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>>11312695
get rekt asshole, I'm a journalist with 20 years of experience in the field, I've covered wars while you were sucking yer mom's titties m8

hatate the best that's fit to print

>> No.11312729

>>11312685
Aya a shit. Hatate a love.

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>>11312733
Please be kind to the /jp/s and don't bully!

>> No.11312744

>>11312692
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKILGLXBsqY

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I am thoroughly looking forward to this book.

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Do we have to have this fight in every Hatate thread? Geez.

>> No.11312756

bags under eyes is the best fetish

>> No.11312758

>>11312745
Oh yeah, this will be wonderful.

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>>11312744
Dumb people doing shit like this and generally mouthing off is why I always hate doing street interviews

>> No.11312760

>>11312388
What's the going rate?

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>>11312758
I've never seen these two interact before so it should be interesting.

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>>11312756
yes

I honestly find that ragged look attractive as long as she isn't filthy looking

just ragged and possibly on drugs, but white people drugs

>> No.11312767

>>11312756
I've got bags under my eyes and I don't like it.

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>> No.11312774

>>11312745
>>11312764
I'm worried. I feel like it's going to strike pretty close to home.

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I want Hatate to be my imouto. I'd spoiler the heck out of her.

>> No.11312786

>>11312768
I don't mean to be a bother, but would you mind classifying drugs according to skin color. Thanks!

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>> No.11312789

>>11312774
in what way?

>> No.11312793
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>> No.11312796

>>11312781
Hatate is girlfriend material, not sibling material.

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>>11312786
alright fine

"rich people drugs"

better?

>> No.11312799

>>11312768
Got too deep into her investigation of Walter White

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>> No.11312803

>>11312796
All Systems Bakkoi would like to have a word with you.

>> No.11312807

>>11312796
Why can't she be both? At the same time?

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>> No.11312813

No Tom.

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Adorableness.

>> No.11312825

>>11312819
Corvid training is kawaii

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Hatate takes self shot nudes, crops out the face, and posts them on Redd!t

>> No.11312831

>>11312827
Looking rather wide there Hata-chan. Time for a diet.

>> No.11312832

>>11312797
Of course, how could I say no to a junkie on the edge of her rope shaking in a corner from withdrawals?

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Can someone explain this picture?

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>> No.11312845

>>11312833
shes asking to take a cute picture of her but she might be shy asking i dont know

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>>11312832
Now you understand! We can ride out the shakes together. Or, at least she can ride them out on my dick.

>> No.11312851

>>11312833

>「あっ、待ってよ!」
>「もー、なんでうまくいかないのよー?」

>赤外線通信でアドレス交換。
>なかなか送れなくて焦ってるはたてちゃんとか

>> No.11312861

That feeling you get when you don't have a sexy tengu girlfriend.

Hatate is the best lewdhu. We could flirt all afternoon before getting into some heavy foreplay. The action that follows would be a slice of heaven on earth.

;_;

>> No.11312865

>>11312817
My favorite color of ZR and panties. Black so good.

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>>11312861
Nah. She'd flirt, but wouldn't know what to do and would panic if things actually escalated.

>> No.11312876

>>11312828
LEWD!

>> No.11312878

Would she be a good wife?

>> No.11312887 [SPOILER] 
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>>11312878
no

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>> No.11312885

>>11312870
False. We would take it slow until I our bodily desires overtook all inhibitions and fear. We'd become a single entity of sexual energy, desperate for release.

God damn I am so lonely /jp/

>> No.11312886

>>11312828
Those aren't pictures of herself, though. Naughty, naughty, Hotate...

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...how does it look?

>> No.11312902

Even Hatatan is more popular than Hatate

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>> No.11312908

You and Hatate are shivering in a crack den. There is only enough rock for one of you to catch a decent buzz so you can relax before your next turn to play 2hu at the pirated emulation station you have erected. What do /jp/?

>> No.11312917

>>11312901
would marry/10

>> No.11312912

>>11312902
So? You only want to date popular girls that people approve of?

I pity you, Anonymous. Let your own heart speak for you and set your mind free. The opinions of others will never mean as much as your own unless you willfully let them.

>> No.11312924

>>11312908
>crack
>relaxed

You've never messed with crack or cocaine have you? You're describing more of an opiate withdrawal.

Also, erecting anything that looks like it's worth money is a bad idea in a crack den. Honor amongst thieves doesn't apply there. They'd still the quarters out of a beggar's cup and catch a purse snatcher just to take the purse for themselves

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Nobody knows about Hatate, but if they did, would they like her?

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>>11312925
No

>> No.11312937

>>11312924
Just light my rock and reset the game please?

>> No.11312938

>>11312901
Very good! Now try on this swimsuit...!

>> No.11312941

>>11312937
O-ok. Your game is ready whenever you are, s-sir.

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>>11312938
This one?

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>>11312932
pls
not again

>> No.11312970

>>11312941
Thanks.
*holds shift for focused movement*

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>>11312924
I've had friends who have done the crack rock steady but my only hard 'n fast experience with substances and the abuse thereof is scouring fast food drive thrus and kid's arcades for the change dropped so that I could scrape together the $1.50 I needed for a bottle of Mad Dog or Faxe 10%

I'm guessing the crushing loneliness and self-loathing is very similar though

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Would you pet her?

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>> No.11313005

>>11312984
forgot to ask, what about you? Is your knowledge first or second hand

Let's swap stories of how we drank Blue Nun until the pavement swayed and read Yotsuba in a dingy basement store for way longer than the comic book guy thought was necessary or acceptable

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>>11313005
p.s. this is now the street NEET thread

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>> No.11313016

>>11312984
Have you heard of kilju? its a white sugar wine you can make your self for pennies. Around 10-15%abv. You can make it by the 5 gallon jug for $1.50

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>>11313005
Sounds a bit like Howl by Alan Ginsberg. Keep writing please.

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>>11313010
I have lived in my car for 6 months, does that count?

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>>11313016
I was always scared to death of bootlegging booze, was afraid I'd cock up and poison myself

>> No.11313033

>>11313025
If you win, you get drunk,
If you die, Genosokyo.
Win. Win.

>> No.11313038

>>11313025
Its pretty hard to fuck up. You are not distilling, and if you screw up, it will taste like vomit, and you wont be able to drink it.

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>>11313023
yes, gj

why are the formerly homeless attracted to crow tengu?

>>11313019
>Howl by Alan Ginsberg
top kek
Here's one from two years ago

So I get employment for the first time, from an old employer no less, and my first instinct is to try and get drunk because my life is shit and my family is melting down amongst me and etc. etc. pls kill yrself okay. Drive downtown with my laptop and get the job done early and sent off. I'm done and out of money so I decide to advance myself the entire paycheck of what I've just done for more booze. Walk about half a mile so I can use my own bank's ATM for free rather than pay $2 for the bar ATM.

Turns out a new candy store opened up so I pop in and buy $1 in skittles. Decide downtown is for turbonerds and hop on the bus uptown to another bar where men and women in camo jackets share pencil drawings of dogs and baby pictures.

Down $20 worth of liquor and trash the bathroom because I didn't like the bartender #YOLO. Pop out the fire exit and walk across the street to a local comic book store. I knock over a stand of shonen and buy Onstad's Great Outdoor Fight as my way of saying sorry. Knock another stand of comics down on the way out and catch a cab that just so happened to be passing by, lucky me! I eat skittles and ask the cabbie what the CB radio says until I get to my car and drunk drive home. Shitpost on /jp/ until I get bored and pass out on the bed.

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>>11313056
The crow tengu can fly where ever they want, they are free. They are not tied down to earth and money and power and jobs. They do have jobs because they enjoy them, not because they need to survive. Even though they have jobs, they are still free. Nothing is more free then a independent journalist.

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>>11313056
Don't worry kids my nation's honourable justice system and strong network of churches and AA meetings have ensured that I am now clean and sober on paper!!! This piece of paper says so. So please entrust your incredibly sensitive corporate intelligence and government interviews to me ``kudasai''.

I hope I'm not ripping on Ginsberg too much, especially since I have no fucking clue who Ginsberg is.

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>> No.11313082

>>11313073
ANyway don't leave me hanging bro, give me you're stories please.

>> No.11313085

>>11313079
Hatate's smelly socks!

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>>11313076
>Even though they have jobs, they are still free. Nothing is more free then a independent journalist.
Wow it's the fever dream of every freelancer and underemployed student journalist in the Western world!

No wonder I want to impregnate Hatate and have many children and write articles for VICE with her.

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>>11313091
pleasde respons.

>> No.11313164

>>11313085
You'd cum on them

>> No.11313213

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Ye4VsZiEw

>> No.11313221

>>11313213
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4Ye4VsZiEw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HipnBG-OmE0

>> No.11313260

>>11313221
You should probably leave

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>> No.11313282

>>11313019
I just read some Ginsberg.
What a fucking faggot, jesus christ.

>>11313260
I'll fucking cut you.

>> No.11313291

>>11313282
and I have a gun, followed by bigger guns. Your katana has nothing on a .45 weeb.

>> No.11313313

>>11313291
da fuk u gob at me m8
say that to me mug not online n see what happens me n my m8s cannae swarm u yanks
m8 ur fokin gun cant pierce my nihongi spirit

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>>11313313

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>>11313330

>> No.11313429

>>11312984
>I'm guessing the crushing loneliness and self-loathing is very similar though

Depends if you are using with others or not. I think any kind of addict that uses alone is miserable inside.

>>11313005
First hand knowledge. I'm in my thirties now (yeah yeah too old for 4chan, I get it) so all that stuff is pretty much behind me.

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Oh, how I wish. Checkered pattern otaku here.

I'd check her checker skirt if you know what I mean

>> No.11313507

>>11313429
>I think any kind of addict that uses alone is miserable inside.
It's not like you want others to bear witness to your descent into self-soiling violent aggressive misery

>yeah yeah too old for 4chan, I get it
little girls shooting bright lights at each other and VN translator drama are pleasures that no know limits respecting age

Also you seem like a cool d00d I would like to spend time with you and maybe snuggle under the covers during a cold winter night while we play PS1 and maybe listen to Fucked Up or Black Flag

>> No.11313527

>>11313429
hey wait, are you this guy by any chance?
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/10532730/#q10533478

I recognize that age and posting style...

>> No.11313585

>>11313527
No. I am 33 and stopped putting a space between post numbers and response ~2008.

>> No.11313585,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11313527
>>11313585

Sorry for the short response. I got a 15 minute time out so I'm a little paranoid about blogging. I might end up banned anyway but we'll see. Damn static IP. I actually miss my old DSL connection at times like this

>> No.11313664

>>11313585
okay then

>> No.11313664,1 [INTERNAL] 

Hatate = Trevor

Prove me wrong.

>> No.11313664,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11313664,1
Fuck off Trevor.

>> No.11313664,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11313585,1

I'm banned ;_;

>> No.11314231

Girls don't wear ties.
Is Hatate a boy?

>> No.11314264

>>11313585
Damn, all you nerds are so old. I probably the only teenager here.

>> No.11314317

>>11313056
being homeless you see a lot of crows
being homeless you get quite lonely
being homeless you start wanting to fuck the crows

>> No.11314324

I want a picture of Hatate wearing Google Glass

>> No.11314354

>>11312992
Do you breathe oxygen?

>> No.11314501
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11314501

>>11314317
so erotic

>> No.11314501,1 [INTERNAL] 

homeles bro you still here man? talk to me

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