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1129486 No.1129486 [Reply] [Original]

Mai Waifu is the cutest, but not the brightest

>> No.1129494

oh forgot my link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-nqGCWkV4g&feature=related

>> No.1129518

Retard moe uguu~

>> No.1129521

>oh forgot my link

Sounds like you'd be a good match.

>> No.1129526
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1129526

Mai Waifu > Your Waifu

>> No.1129659
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Hi it's Reisen with Danmaku You'll be sayin Touhou every time you use these bullets It's like a missile it's like a rocket it's like a torpedo A regular bullet doesn't work in the air - this works in the air or on the ground This is for the forest, the ocean, the moon Danmaku multiplies twenty times after you shoot it Look at this It just does the work Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't miss doesn't make a mess you shoot it out at your enemy Made in Gensokyo - you know the Youkai always make good stuff You can split it in half use one as a rainbow , burn ya friends with the other one use one as a shield Cirno she uses it like an ice cube Look at that Completely frozen. Put a yukkuri shoot it up it dies Here's some Flandre... Patchouli.. Meiling...Not only is the damage gonna hurt - there's their blood That is gonna smell. See that The most damage. We're gonna do this in real time Look at this Shoot it at your foe twirl it around without even putting any pressure fifty percent of their health is gone. You follow me camera guy? The other fifty percent they start to slow down No other danmaku's gonna do that It acts like a nuke And look at this - virtually gone on the bottom of the screen See what I'm tellin' ya? Danmaku You'll be sayin' Touhou every time!

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>>1129486

Mai Waifu is a perfect maid, but not the brightest.

Reisen follows instructions rather well comparatively. Sakuya is kind of... eccentric to say the least. 'Oh, you wanted a cup to match the one you broke at Reimu's? Here's another broken cup almost exactly the same!'

>> No.1130818
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1130818

Unfortunately for you, my waifu is the hottest AND the brightest!

>> No.1130820

>>1130802
she's simply just living in her own little world.

>> No.1130834

WAIFU SWAP

>> No.1130839
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>>1130802
>>1130818
Mai waifu fondles your waifus, but not the brightest

>> No.1130881
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1130881

This waifu is the only true anon's waifu.

>> No.1130923

>>1129659

lol archived for future use.

>> No.1131087 [SPOILER] 
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1131087

MAI WAIFU is the cutest but the sadest!

>> No.1131094
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1131094

My waifu is the strongest! That makes her the strongest waifu

>> No.1131108

>>1129659

I lol'd

>> No.1131132
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My waifu is not the brightest, but she is without a doubt the hottest.

>> No.1131133
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1131133

Border of waifu and mistress.

>> No.1131138

>>1131132
So, was the artist sauce ever identified?

>> No.1131149
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1131149

My waifu can kill every other waifu.

>> No.1131151
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1131151

Mai Waifu may be the sluttiest, but hey it comes with our line of work. I love her anyway.

>> No.1131188
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1131188

Mai waifu is the best.

>> No.1131210
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1131210

Mai Waifu is a great cook

>> No.1131217

>>1131210
Are there any other pics of R.Shiki cooking? I cannot begin to express how hard this strip just got me.

>> No.1131249

>>1131188
Used goods etc

>> No.1131260

>>1131249
Ur a faget etc

>> No.1131265

>>1131188
Your waifu will kill you in your sleep and rape your corpse.

>> No.1131705
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1131705

My waifu is both cute and bright, but has a mortality rate rivaling Kenny's.

>> No.1131707

>>1131705
But she's not a Touhou. Hanyuu could be a Touhou.

>> No.1131718

>>1131210

The first time I read this I thought it was Kohaku and then thought "why the hell does she have the eyes?"

>> No.1131719
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1131719

smuggled danmaku

>> No.1131728

>>1131719
Best. crossover. ever.

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>>1131707
Frederica and Lambdadelta could be touhous. They are both lolis with special abilities in frilly dresses (Lambdadelta even has a stupid hat). Plus they either have hidden or misshapen hands in the official art.

>> No.1131987

Lambdadelta is delicious sex.

>> No.1132271

>>1129494

That link is awxome with an X.

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