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NEET thread
>feels addition 2

>>11281697
*I just can't let go of anyone it seems

>I fall in love, specificly with my Ex's. They left the country and I wasn't able to marry wither of them since we were/are so young. Then their are those childhood loves (Constantly seeing each other in odd situations) and old high school girlsbwho were my personal flirts. Both of these crushes were or became sluts. One is reformed and back to the church, but the other is now loose.

>My heart may not be content until it is all out of my mating system, but in the end my heart wants to belong to one of the three (not counting the new born hoe from high school) girls. All ranked from most loved. It is so easy to take the love of a woman, but you must lie to them. I wouldn't have to really love two of the past and present loose girls, but they would believe me. Its scary that I have so much power.

>> No.11281770

I fall in love with little girls.

>> No.11281772

Gaaaaaaaaaaay

>> No.11281779
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>>11281772
Seems like the exact opposite.

>> No.11281780

>>11281770
Also is there a way to tell if a little girl likes me?

>> No.11281781

The fuck is this garbage thread?

>> No.11281782

I miss my bf ;__;

>> No.11281789

>>11281781
The neoNEET thread.

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>>11281782
Maybe if you jumped off a cliff together you would feel better. That way, you would always be together.

>> No.11281791

>>11281781
reeks of /fit/ coming off their hormones

>> No.11281799

>>11281780
Please respond.

>> No.11281802

>>11281791
No kidding. Get a load of this.

>My heart may not be content until it is all out of my mating system, but in the end my heart wants to belong to one of the three

>> No.11281804

>>11281791
Too bad I'm only /jp/.

>> No.11281808

>>11281799
Little girls always like you if you are nice to them. It's when they turn into teenagers and they start thinking they know everything that it becomes a problem.

>> No.11281813

>>11281799
If she sits in your lap that means she likes you. I find this action even crosses language barriers.

>> No.11281825

>>11281813
Anything else?

>> No.11281827

>>11281825
If she asks you to play with her.

>> No.11281833

>>11281804
Well then get the fuck out. Now's your chance to visit another board and stay there forever.

>> No.11281832

>>11281827
Cool thanks.

>> No.11281840

>>11281813
>>11281827
How can I tell if a little girl has a crush on me?

>> No.11281846

>>11281840
If she smiled to your or looked in your direction then she's all over you, bro.

>> No.11281847

>>11281840
She'll call you her boyfriend, meaning you're like the prince in those Disney movies she's obsessed about. By default, she's the princess.

>> No.11281853

>>11281846
What I've said applies to women of all ages, bro.

>> No.11281854

>>11281846
Little girls do that all the time though.

>> No.11281852

>>11281847
>By default, she's the princess.

Why are little girls such cis-scum?

>> No.11281859

>>11281854
Then they have hots for you, bro.

>> No.11281861

>>11281833
Naw one shitpost thread wont hurt.

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They're still waiting, /jp/.

>> No.11281866

>>11281846
I think you're just trying to fool me.

>> No.11281869

>>11281859
I meant they're always smiling and eager to do something fun. They usually ignore me. I'm confident I could get a little girl to like me. We could watch Spirited Away and I could comfort her with a fumo if she got scared.

>> No.11281874

>>11281869
It can't just be a random plushie, it has to be their plushie to comfort them.

>> No.11281878

>>11281874
You're right. Their plushie, drool and cheetos dust and all.

>> No.11281880

>>11281869
I watched a scary movie with some little girls and they ended up holding onto me.

>> No.11281887

>>11281880
I do that with my boyfriend all the time! I'm not sure why I keep watching scary movies, all they do is give me nightmares...

>> No.11281891

>>11281840
Please respond seriously.

>> No.11281893

>>11281880
Scary movies are a lot scarier to little girls. It might be why Western horror is so watered down recently, so as to not scare the little girls.

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