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>> No.11266931

Often my cousin will feel around where my pockets are and ask what I've got in there. Normally I don't have anything in my pockets. One time I had my ID in there and when she felt it started feeling it and trying to get it out of my pockets while asking what it was. She always does this and I don't know what she expects me to pull out of my pockets.

Would it be weird to carry some candy in my pockets for her if she asks? Should I carry weird things in there just to entertain her?

>> No.11266945

>>11266931
Anticipate it and get a boner and let her touch it

>> No.11266947

>>11266945
How am I supposed to anticipate it? I can't just walk around with a boner all the time. That's a bit too lewd anyway.

>> No.11266948

>>11266931
I swear if you make ONE more blog post about your cousins I'm going to beat the SHIT out of one of them

>> No.11266951

>>11266947

Have your cousins ever touched your dick by accident or something? You didn't seem to take the suggestion unusually

>> No.11266953
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>> No.11266954

>>11266951
Well one time one of them tripped onto the couch where I was sitting and her hand fell on it, but she got herself back up too quickly to really feel anything.

>> No.11266955

>>11266948
>blog post
You must be new here

>> No.11266957

>>11266948
I'm sorry they're all I've got to post about.

>> No.11266961

>>11266955
I've been blogging here since 06, junior

>> No.11266988

Shitposts burn at 1600 degrees celsius. However, pools of molten shitpost were found at the base of the latest Asuka thread.

It's a government job. Wake up sheeple.

>> No.11266995

>>11266948
It's fine for the posts to continue, isn't it? What don't you like?

>> No.11267142
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oh my goddddd *high pitched sigh*

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>>11266954

Just like my animus!

No but seriously you know what to do

>> No.11267174

>1280x720
>1.44 MB
Fug you nerds. If you're going to post these threads you can at least not post bloated screenshots.

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>>11267174

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>> No.11267234

>>11267174
Hi there newfriend! I hope you enjoy your time on /jp/.

>> No.11267245

>>11267199
One day I will figure out the meaning behind your posts.

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Tell me what you think about this gatchaman.

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>>11267251

>> No.11267268

>>11267251
She was okay until you started spamming her.

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