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Patchy wants to ask you out!

>> No.11264528

Too fat.

>> No.11264547

I'm gay.

>> No.11264555

>>11264528
You made her cry and she will kill herself now!

>>11264547
She is disappointed, but respects your sexuality.

>> No.11264558

What is it Patchouli-sama?

>> No.11264557

I only like Reisen.

>> No.11264562

I'm already in a relationship, sorry.

Why would she want to ask me out without even knowing such basic things about me?

>> No.11264563

My dick is really fucking big.
If you really like me you'll take care of it for me.

>> No.11264572

Not fat enough

>> No.11264575

S-Sorry Patchy, but I don't thinking I can handle a love triangle...

>> No.11264573

>>11264526
Is she paying? I'm broke till Friday

>> No.11264579

I'm concerned that she might realize that I like books more than people and think that I only want her for her library when I also want her body.

>> No.11264580

Sorry. Saku-nya is already in a relationship with me. Try koa.

>> No.11264584

This is the first time anyone has ever asked me out. I've never had a girlfriend before. Is Remilia-sama okay with you dating black people?

>> No.11264589

>>11264584
Are you actually black??

>> No.11264592

>>11264589
Are you fucking stoned? This is 4chan. He's not black and she's not a woman, but it's not gay because balls aren't touching.

>> No.11264605

>>11264589
Yeah. Do you have a fucking problem, pussy?

>> No.11264606

>>11264589
What's wrong with being black??

>> No.11264607

>>11264605
A fuck ass like all the others.

>> No.11264608

>>11264605
Not at all, I just never talked to a real life black person before so I'm excited!

What color black are you? Can we be friends??

>> No.11264609

I would go out with Patchy, and we would have fun. We would go on more dates and get into a relationship. Eventually, I would have sex with her!

>> No.11264614

>>11264606
My Zimmies are rustled

>> No.11264618

>>11264608
Haha! I'm just playing with ya. Of course we can be friends.

>> No.11264652

I want to read with her on a cold day in front of a fireplace

>> No.11264661

Niggers are fucking disgusting. They shouldn't even come close to 2hus.

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