/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

freeze new frogs and eat the old.
One is green and one is cold.
A froggy jump it goes so high
thats how long freezin frogs is I.

[Anonymous No.]

>freeze new frogs and eat the old.
>One is green and one is cold.
>A froggy jump it goes so high
>thats how long freezin frogs is eye.

Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>112636
Oh lawdy, eye didnt even realize! Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

I always leak so much poop,
Each time I stand, sit or stoop.
I have to prepare by next spring,
Marisa stole my precious thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Dont sage mah thread
It turns New into Old
But at least this place
Got a little more cold.

ಠ_ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

A big bad frog approached me,
It forced me under that tree;
Inserting something at my pee-pee,
While its face was very bright in glee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>112675

I lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>112675
ಠ_ಠ

[Anonymous No.]

I like this new body of mine,
The way it turn, move and flex.
And when I saw the red miko,
I asked her, "Hey Reimu, what's 'sex'"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>112704
I'd hate to imagine poor Ran and Chen...
They both have to take it in the end.
Yukari is such a horny elf.
I bet she even rapes herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>112718
Chen is only for hugging
and sweet platonic loving
fuck you if you think different
attached picture is not relevent

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look! I have many friends!
Here at my birthday party;
Made of cloth, wood and leather,
They're here to make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>112718
Ran's a slut, she doesn't mind
She loves to take it from behind
Her master has so many toys
That she has no need for boys

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the judge for the lost soul,
And tell them where they would rest.
With me is a clumsy death girl,
And I envy her for her breast.

[Anonymous No.]

Idiots start to appear,
they then make fools of themselves;
but when someone screan-caps their acts,
it all comes down to one thing: RAGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>112754
these lines don't actually rhyme
next time don't reply like a ⑨

[Anonymous No.]

Playing on Easy Modo?
Wow, you're so pathetic!
Children only play on that Mode!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[Anonymous No.]

Queen of the Netherworld,
Do you have enough ghosts?
Delicious bird, must eat,
Cook its innards to toast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>112762
I started modifying the first stanza of Byron's Don Juan, but stopped because keeping the ABABABCC rhyming scheme AND the iambic pentameter was too difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the master of internets,
It's certain that I'm gonna win.
Oh no, I am bullied by those NEETS,
Eirin, Eirin, Help me Eirin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>112788
So deep in your head
(As far as I see)
You opted instead
For ABCD

[Anonymous No.]

>>112762
Playing on Easy Modo?
Guess not everyone's Kaguya;
but even still you make us laugh:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>112803
ABCD is the shit
You can write four lines with it
Call Eirin a whore
Write four lines once more
Then say "it's the truth you twit"

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou's fire burning bright,
cleanses everything in sight.
Bringing mikos such a fright,
while keeping them warm at night

[Anonymous No.]

two women on a bed
their bodies softly padded
one wonders what goes through their head
when a cat is added.

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit, why do I like you so?
You're manipulative and brash;
I guess I'm just that kind of guy.
I guess I'm off to work, Tew- *SLASH*

[Anonymous No.]

A kappa of the river's ebbing tide,
I fix things and gadgets for good old fun.
When my camouflage suit failed me to hide,
Oh my Suwako, what has Science done?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do the folk
In this fine thread
Get it so wrong?
What's in their head?
As simple as their poems are
Their prosody, it sucks by far

[Anonymous No.]

The translucent lusciousness of pale skin.
The transcending orbs that pin.
The outline of her angellic frame.
Stops me from feeling any pain.

[Casterday !8r7Y.c3LZA No.]

>>112896
I fell in love with someone fine,
So sweet and charming, and he's mine!
Souichirou, my love, Kiss me now
I want your love, your wish, your body, wow!

[Anonymous No.]

The teacher at the school
is a were-cow, but it's cool.
No, I thought the assignment was delayed!!
YOU GONNA GET CAVED!

[Anonymous No.]

ran found chen inside a box
in an alley she was nearing.
how strange now for this old fox
to find a neko so endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>112953
Nine fluffy tails has this fox
Nine tails to protect her box
But still Yukari ends her nap
By shoving her fingers right up that gap

[Anonymous No.]

flander scarlet is her name.
Is there no other way?
to lure the pedos to this game?
500? it's ok.

[Anonymous No.]

Flying through the dark night above
Blasting youkai with the power of love
It's not a red-white in a fancy sleigh
But a black-white yelling だぜ!

[Anonymous No.]

mystia rode upon the sky,
on a night as clear as glass
but the one she'd not let by
would bite her in the ass.

[amommymous No.]

again night has turned to day,
another slice gone past.
dreams fade to memories,
and hearts never last.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

Meiling's job isn't that hard.
That's why she's SDM's gate guard.
Lazing around all night and day.
I sure hope she'll receive her pay!