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Metal is for children.

>> No.11256856

Is this the official shitposting thread?

>> No.11256860
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>> No.11256866

I'm a baby. Is metal for me?

>> No.11256884

Peter:
Yellow model chick, yellow bottle sipping
Yellow Lamborghini, yellow top missing
Yeah, yeah, that sh*t look like a toupee
I get what you get in ten years, in two days

Lois loves me, I'm on my cool J
If you get what I get, what would you say?
She wax it all off, Mr. Miyagi
And them suicide doors, hari kari

Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now, oh look at me now
Yeah, I'm fresher than a popsicle

Cleaveland:
Let's go!

'Cause I feel like I'm running and I'm feeling like I gotta
Get away, get away, get away
Better know that I don't and I won't ever stop 'cause
You know I gotta win everyday day, go

She didn't really really wanna pop me
Just know that you will never flop me
And I know that I can be a little cocky, no
You ain't never gonna stop me

Every time I come I gotta set it, then I got it go and then I get it
Then I blow it and then I gotta shred it
Any little thing a person think that he be doing
'Cause it doesn't matter 'cause I'm gonna dada dada

Then I'm gonna murder every thing and anything
A bada boom a bada bing, I gotta do a lot of things
And make it clearer to a couple people that I always win
And I gotta get it again and again and again!

>> No.11256891

>>11256856
Thats here >>11256850

>> No.11256890

Stewie:
Man f*ck these bitch ass dudes, how y'all doing?
I'm Lil Stewie, I'm a nuisance
I go stupid, I go dumb like the Three Stooges
I don't eat sushi, I'm the shit, no I'm pollution, no substitution

Got a girl that play in movies in my jacuzzi, pussy juicy
I never gave a f*ck about a hater, got money on my radar
Dress like a skater, got a big house, came with a elevator
Y'all ain't eating, f*ck it, tell a waiter

Marley said shoot 'em, and I said okay
If you wanted bullshit then I'm like olé
I don't care what you say, so don't even speak
Your girlfriend a freak like Cirque Du Soleil

That's word to my flag, and my flag red
I'm out of my head, bitch, I'm outta my mind, from the bottom I climb
You ain't hotter at mine, nope
Not on my time and I'm not even trying

Joe:
What's popping Slime?

Herbert:
Nothing five
And if they tripping, f*ck 'em five
I ain't got no time to shuck and jive
Y'all are sweet as pumpkin pie

Ciroc and Sprite on a private flight
Bitch I'm enticing, guiding light
And my pockets white and my diamonds white
And my mommas nice and my daddy's dead

You f*ckers scared 'cause I'm too wild, been here for a while
I was like f*ck trial
I puts it down
I'm so young money, if you got eyes, look at me now, bitch!

Joe:
Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm getting paper
Look at me now, oh look at me now
Yeah, fresh than a motherf*cker

>> No.11256901

>>11256853
oh fug i just got #rekt :DDDDDD

>> No.11256903

>>11256866
Pfft, go back to sucking on a bottle and leave the metal to us not-yet-adults

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I'm in my home... fucking my girlfriend...

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>>11256853
If metal is for children and /jp/ers are all little girls, then what is the problem?

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>>11256915
>6915
>6+9 = 14
>91-5 = 88

heil

>> No.11256937

>Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
dw this is an ironicly serious reply lol

>> No.11256946

Why do people like metal?

>> No.11256947

>>11256937
LEL do you even EXPERT PROGRAMMER[/i][/sup][/sub]

>> No.11256949

Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Führer

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Happy frideynight.com /jp/!!!

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>> No.11256960

>>11256947
looks like someone hasn't achieved BBcode mastery yet

>> No.11256963

Actually, the only threads I-ve ever replied to are shithreads like this one.
Most of the time I passively read everyone-s opinion about games or porn and keep mine to myself.

>> No.11256984

>>11256963
Want a cookie?

>> No.11256985

I'm new to /jp/ and I'm trying my hardest to punctuate so I can draw positive responses.

What do you think of my approach?

>> No.11256999

>>11256985
haha fag kill ur mom

>> No.11257007

kek'd too hard at this post

>> No.11257010

>>11256999
are you like the reverse satan or something? the block cipher seems to suggest so

>> No.11257108

Jokes on you fagstorm, I'm shitposting at my brother's house while he's on vacation.

>> No.11257112

>>11256984
How about these cookies?

>> No.11257111

>>11256853
I guess it's true. When I was a kid I used to listen to In Flames. Now I only listen to Idolmaster.

>> No.11257119

Metal is too grown up for me. I haven't grown past the edgy pseudo metal aimed at 15 year olds.

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