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>Only in Murrica

>> No.11241472 [DELETED] 

I feel so honored to be the first reply. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Posting the first response has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank Kami-sama for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my cat Lola, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me the inspiration that I need to get through the day. I also want to thank ZUN for giving me 2hus to beat in my 2hu games. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I would like to thank; Satori, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on 4chan, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first reply on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the /jp/sies out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first reply is amazing, thank you everyone!

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>>11241472

>> No.11241493 [DELETED] 

>>11241472
Buttdevastated ameritard detekted. :DDD

>> No.11241586

I want to put my dick in those clouds

>> No.11241598
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>>11241586
You know they're just water vapor and some stuff like dust right? It wouldn't feel like anything.

You could vaccuum the house, steam up a cold bathroom with a hot shower, then throw the vacuumed up dust into the air and simulate a pretty good cloud.

>> No.11241607

That fritoburrito when its thunder storming and the dog is in the shower

>> No.11241609

>>11241598
Having a nice steamy cloud wrapped around my dick is part of my dream.

>> No.11246018

>>11241607
Dude, what?

>>11241609
That fellatio when you fuck a cloud and suddenly a thunder lands on the tip of your dick.

Feels_tazzed_man.avi

>> No.11246074

>>11246018
I want cloud-porn now. Can someone provide me with such content or should I ask on /d/?

>> No.11246080

>>11241607
My dog does that, too.

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>>11246074
>I want cloud-porn now. Can someone provide me with such content
Here ya go

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>> No.11249130,1 [INTERNAL] 

why ... was ... this ... deleted

>> No.11249130,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11249130,1
Jani was reminded of his Jazz musicians days and realize what a fag he is now.

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