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I have the most medals AND the most gold medals in the Olympics. No one now can call me a stupid door guard! I am the champion of the world in sports!

>> No.1123943

shut u puseless door guard

>> No.1123954
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China is showing the world how socialism produces great people.

>> No.1123958

Too bad no one is paying any attention to you because Russia's comings and goings in Georgia is far more interesting.

Always a bridesmaid and never a bride, eh Meiling?

>> No.1123977
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>>1123958

Y-You take that back! I've been working hard at trying to make the Olympics the best ever! Didn't you see my opening ceremony?!?!

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Why did you let poor Janos get hurt, China? Your mistress isn't going to be happy, what with being from Hungary and all.

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>>1123992

S-S-Stop nitpicking guys. Can't you just enjoy the Olympics already?

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>>1123977
Yes, yes, we all know, China. You can stop whoring yourself out to the West now.

>> No.1124023

>>1123977

No, couldn't see shit through the smog.

>> No.1124027

Also, I took Patchy but the pollution killed her.

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>>1123958
China wishes to be the husbando.

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>>1124012
I tried so hard! Why does everyone want a showdown with me? It's mean!

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>>1124023

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China cheats. They put steroids in air to grow strong.

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Don't listen to the stupid westerners China. We all love you. Keep going and show that you have joined the rest of the world as an industrialized, first class nation!

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I'd the ...

>> No.1124144

中国じゃない!!

>> No.1124156
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China will swallow the world one day /jp/! Stop picking on her. No matter how many China's you kill we will mass produce them and reverse engineer whatever you throw at us. See...look at this. Already we have another China ready to use!

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China is loud, obnoxious and eat cats. But I like you anyways, Meiling.

>> No.1124177

Meiling is <3

>> No.1124183

>>1123977
I appreciated your efforts, China.
You try hard, you really do, but your values are rooted in different concepts than that of the west. The fact that you are still Communist, even if it is in name only, allows the American media to make an easy red herring argument or two and turn you into their effigy-nation-of-the-year. I know you won't be the next superpower, but fear as strong and so the west will always cock an eyebrow at some of your shenanigans.

Thread also needs more 紅 美鈴 門門.

>> No.1124185

>>1123977
I appreciated your efforts, China.
You try hard, you really do, but your values are rooted in different concepts than that of the west. The fact that you are still Communist, even if it is in name only, allows the American media to make an easy red herring argument and turn you into their effigy-nation-of-the-year. I know you won't be the next superpower, but fear come easily to outsiders, so the west will always cock an eyebrow at some of your shenanigans.

Thread also needs more 紅 美鈴 門門.

>> No.1124186

>>1123977

I saw! It was a good opening ceremony! And that little girl you brought out... She was very cute and even had a nice voice!

>> No.1124191

>>1124138
I see what you did there. Nice.

>> No.1124195

>>1124186

Uh... I hate to tell you this, but she didn't sing a note. Lip syncing.

>> No.1124199

>>1124195
Know what's fucked up? She may not have even know that it wasn't going to be her voice.

>> No.1124200

>>1124012

Why does she look so deliriously happy?

>> No.1124206

>>1124200
You've never been to China, have you?

>> No.1124208
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>>1124200

Everyone is deliriously happy in China. We mass produce happiness like we do your everyday products.

>> No.1124245

>>1124208

Meiling: because I've never been tempted to like China before her.

>> No.1124282
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I'M THE STRONGEST!

>> No.1124287

>>1124208
So does that mean your happiness comes coated in lead paint?

>> No.1124291

>>1124199
That's not fucked up at all. Know what's fucked up? The girl was lip syncing because China refused to let the real little girl sing, thinking she wasn't cute enough to show to the world, so they put that random little girl who isn't even able to sing there.

>> No.1124307

>>1124291
big fucking deal. Get off that fucking high horse. While China's heartless actions were indefensible, the China Bashers treating this like some sort of violation of human rights and the coming of the anti-christ is just total horseshit. Pretty obvious, they don't give a shit about the poor girl.

>> No.1124319

After she was done "singing", they should have publicly executed her.

>> No.1124325

>>1124319
That would be quite entertaining.

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>>1124200
Because it's her wedding night?

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>>1123936
>>I have the most medals AND the most gold medals in the Olympics.

>> No.1124549

>>1124548
Nope the EU has the most medals.

>> No.1124550

>>1123992
what's wrong with his arm?

>> No.1124555

>>1124548
I'm not seeing what you're trying to say here...

>> No.1124563

>>1124550
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0Zl-tMRf4

>> No.1124598

>>1124563
oh god

>> No.1124601

>>1124563
Good thing I never exercise.

>> No.1124628

>>1124563
Jesus

>> No.1124645

>>1124563
This vid is shit.
This one has it in 3 angels.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9XWnLGYdbE

>> No.1124667

>>1123977

>Y-You take that back! I've been working hard at trying to make the Olympics the best ever! Didn't you see my opening ceremony?!?!

You mean the awesome CGI explosions? Nice 'shooping there.

>> No.1124680

Those vids are shit. Here you can even hear him crying out in the pain.

http://www.indavideo.hu/video/Baranyai_Janos_sulyos_serulese

>> No.1124690

>>1124680
Holy hell. Goddamn, stuff like this makes me happy I just stay inside reading books and doujins all day.

>> No.1124734

Nazi Germany dominated the oylimpics when they had it

>> No.1124741

>>1124734
No they didn't, Hitler was pissed off that niggers ran faster than Nazi Übermensch

>> No.1124779

>>1124548
how are the koreans in 5th place? did they make starcraft an olympic event?

>> No.1124816

>>1124741
Incorrect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1936_Summer_Olympics_medal_count

>> No.1124841

>>1124816
I hope china doesn't go rogue. I'm not too sure about America winning this time around in a war.

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>>1124195
Hey, she's got a great role model. FROM AMERICA.

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