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itt, your favorite tohou quote

"I never cared about justice, and I don't ever recall calling myself a hero... I have always only fought for the people that I believe in. I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears before me, I will destroy it!" - Reimu Hakurei

>> No.11235643

"I love sucking on cocks." -- Kochiya Sanae

>> No.11235642

"OH SO IM THE ONE YOU WANT TO FUCK, EH!!??"

>> No.11235644

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. " - Marisa

>> No.11235653

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - Kawashiro Nitori

>> No.11235664

"I'm tired of all the lies, all the hatred I've gotten from everyone. No one in the world is left who cares about me. Now the only thing left for me...is it end it all." - Rin Kaenbyou

>> No.11235674

gr8 thread

>> No.11235675

"The great masses of people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one. Especially if it is repeated again and again." -- Flandre Scarlet

>> No.11235676

"which jp wud u fug?" -2hu

>> No.11235677

"I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter."

- Remilia Scarlet

>> No.11235679

>>11235674
It's actually pretty shitty.

>> No.11235688

"The Adobe flash plug-in is non-free software, and people should not install it, or suggest installing it, or even tell people it exists."
-- Izayoi Sakuya, on the OpenBSD mailing list, 2007-12-14

>> No.11235694

"Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Suffocation, no breathing, don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding." - Komeiji Satori

>> No.11235702

"People are like jellyfish. I don't understand them." -- Saigyouji Yuyuko

>> No.11235706

"Gomen nasai, but Touhou is still harder than anything CAVE has made." - Rodriguez

>> No.11235710

"Check your privilege, shitlord." -- Cirno

>> No.11235712

"Rorita, right of my rifu, fire of my roinsu. My sinu, my souru. Ro-ree-ta: the tippu of the tongu taking a trippu of three stepusu down the parate to tapu, at three, on the teeth. Ro. Ree. Ta. She was Ro, plain Ro, in the morningu, standing four feetu ten in one socku. She was Rora in sracks. She was Dorry at schooru. She was Dorores on the dotted rine. But in my armsu she was arwaysu Rorita." - Yasaka Kanako

>> No.11235713
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This land's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The skies are extended playgrounds and the playgrounds are full of alienated youkai full of resentment. And when the humans finally decide to take over, all the youkai will fade. The accumulated blood lust along the new fearless humans walking free under their noses and all the imps and human friendly bastards will look up and shout "Free us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No" - Mima

>> No.11235722

Wut r sunae's 10 desires
-anon-kun

>> No.11235731

>>11235679
gr8 sarcasm detector

>> No.11235733

「吉野御流合戦礼法、”迅雷”が崩し 電磁抜刀ーーー”禍!」ー Nagae Iku

>> No.11235741

"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End." -- Rumia

>> No.11235749

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of my tits.
-watermelon

>> No.11235760
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>Within 15 years Gensokyo will be less than 50% youkai. In 15 years a youkai will be in the minority in Gensokyo. Am I racist? No. Do I have anything against humans? No! Would I prevent them from coming into my home? No! So what then is my gripe? My gripe, and I speak on behalf on all youkai. My gripe is quite simple, my gripe is that we were never asked. My gripe is that we were told, not asked! And every day we're told again and again how we are to be and how Gensokyo is to be.
>We're told by them and we know who they are, they're youkai too! They're the class that has always set themselves apart. They're the class that has always taken whatever they wanted for themselves. And now they are the class that is giving Gensokyo away!
-Rumia

Get out, dirty humans. You're ruining Gensokyo for Rumia.

>> No.11235779

>>11235760
Where's the original quote from?

I tried googling around but there's nothing.

>> No.11235788

>>11235779

It's from a speech about England.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-GaYh1VVa8

>> No.11235791

"'Faker'? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake."
-Yumeko

>> No.11235793

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."
-Parsee Mizuhashi

>> No.11235796

''It's finger lickin' good''
-Mystia

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-The things my swords can't cute are next to none!
-Hello, I'm Nextonone
-Fuck!

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"Bushido is realized in the presence of death. This means choosing death whenever there is a choice between life and death. There is not other reasoning."
-Wriggle Nightbug

>> No.11236238
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Why is Reimu so mean?

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>>11236238
Reimu a bully

>> No.11236341

"Ok so I'm in high school and I'm gay, and I have a daddy fetish so older guys get me super turned on. And almost every male teacher in my school is super distracting to me. Like, I really want to fuck half my teachers. My history and math teachers last year had these super sexy beards. This year, my Latin teacher is this 40-something man and oh my god. SO HAWT. Also the theater head is... fucking. oh my god. X_X." -Youmu

>> No.11236344

>>11235694
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxXkp1CfM68

>> No.11236477

"The insects feast upon my genitalia. A thousand black locusts make me climax one last time. This is the final orgy of satanas"
- Wriggle Nightbug

>> No.11237744

"I like to kick ass and suck cock, and I'm all out of ass" -Sanae Kochiya

>> No.11238075

"Tumbling, burning with white hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain, relentless agony, time ceased to exist. Only this torture and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this hell. An eternity passed and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me. Yet, I lived." - Fujiwara no Mokou

>> No.11238108

>>11238075
"Given the choice whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire, or to challenge the fates for another throw, a better throw against one's destiny - what was a king to do? But does one truly ever have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars." - Remilia Scarlet

>> No.11238125

"I suppose that people, using themselves and each other so much by words, are at least consistent in attributing wisdom to a still tongue, and for a while I could feel the other two seeking swiftly for some means by which to cope with him, to rob him of his horse and wagon."
-Cirno

>> No.11238126

"A single death is a tragedy. A million death is a statistics." -- Kanako Yasaka

>> No.11238139

"Momiji, I have one word for you, just one word... Plastics!" -- Nitori Kawashiro

>> No.11240568

"I think I lost it, I know I can kill. The truth exist, beyond the gate" -- Hata no Kokoro

>> No.11240572

>>11238126
Kanako confirmed for modern Hitler.

>> No.11241075

>>11240572
This is not fascism, this is pure wisdom.
If thousands of people die each year because of traffic accidents, gun violence or drugs, there is no public outcry.
If a single black guy is shot dead by a single "white" man, the world has a name, a face and a story to whine and bitch about, and there is much more fuss about it.

>> No.11241100

"Anon-kun, please cum inside of me!"
- Sanae Kochiya

>> No.11241107

>>11235731
"I was just kidding guys! I was trolling you all along!" Yeeeea-no. That shit isn't going to fly in 4chan, someone get the b&hammer on this lightweight troll?

>> No.11246233

"Having much money may well make you a worse person, but having no money certainly doesn't make you a better person." - Hakurei Reimu

>> No.11246346

"NOW LISTEN UP YOU CLITSUCKING LESBO.

I WONT SUCK YOUR CLIT I AM A FUCKING WOMAN AND I AM NOT GAY. Fucking EVERY DAY the same shit. ''SUCK MY CLIT BITCH'' I have a husband you piece of shit I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI YOU HOMO SHITS. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with her to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HER GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GIRL I DO NOT SUCK CLITS YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HER LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I FUCK HER LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY HUSBAND ALSO LICKS MY PUSSY SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. Fucking LESBOS I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR CLIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY." ur favorite 2hu

>> No.11246350

"Ayayayayayayayayayayaya"
- Aya Shameimaru

>> No.11246351

"Ahh that won't fit!" - Konpaku Youmu, last words.

>> No.11246352

We had this thread before. Please delete it.

>> No.11246356

>>11235635
"We had this thread before. Please delete it."

-Spergmaster Prime

>> No.11246376

>>11246351
>>11246352
holy SHIT dude you're a touhou!!!

>> No.11246395

"It's a side effect of being human. Even worse is when she throw that privilage just for the sake of looking like a total saint. Like a skinny people trying to be fat." --Nazrin

>> No.11246400

The scent being emitted from your fermented penis is having a profound affect on my thought patterns... - Patchouli Knowledge

>> No.11246818

"At least you won't end up in Davy Jones's Locker, savvy! Har har har!" --Minamitsu Murasa

>> No.11246824

"I did not have sexual relations with that women."
-nobody in gensokyo lmao

>> No.11246844

"You're saying you'll create laws, and judge the people who break them? -- Who's going to protect those laws? Whoever makes them, they'll just write them in a way that benefits themselves, and if they break them, they'll just ignore them and go unpunished."

-Reimu Hakurei - Symposium of Post-mysticism, Part VI, Pg 163-164

>> No.11246888

"To each of us falls a task, and all the Dragon God requires of us fairies, is that we stand the line and we die fighting, it is what we do best, we die standing." - Fairy General Sturnn

>> No.11246915

"Rumania will make it to World Cup next year, I swear to god" --Alice Margatroid

>> No.11246922

>>11235635
Dude, that is one ugly Reimu pic. Why did you save it?

>> No.11246941

"Console games are dead, PC is master race"
-Nitori Kawashiro

>> No.11246957

>>11246888
With fairies screaming "For every one of us who falls, 10 more will take her place!"

>> No.11246959

"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind"
-Miko

>> No.11246999

>>11246959
Filthy Taoist stole the wisdom words of Lady Byakuren

>> No.11247011

"Like I said, kids are cruel, Reimu. And I'm very in touch with my inner child"
-Alice Margatroid

>> No.11247079

"The idea is to keep the green alien landing craft from abducting your humans from the ground, and turning them into mutants. A mutant.. is very dangerous to you, because he flies faster than you do, and shoots at you." - Kochiya Sanae

>> No.11247091

>>11235793
Is that quote form that short story? I know the who said it, it's a supercomputer, AM

>> No.11247092

>>11247091
no its ur mom talking about u

>> No.11247112

Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided, but by iron and blood. - Hakurei Reimu

>> No.11247120

>>11247092
oh, hey, got scolded by your mom today?

>> No.11247177

"Get outta the way, bitch!" -Marisa Kirisame

>> No.11247179

>>11246346
But Rinnosuke is my favourite 2hu...

>> No.11247184

"No, Reimu. You are the youkai."
-- Aya Night Shyameimaran

>> No.11247191

"If the Jewish newspapers think they can intimidate us with their hidden threats, they'd better watch out! Our patience has its limits. One day, we'll shut their dirty, lying Jewish mouths!"
- Moriya Suwako

>> No.11247188

>>11247091
Yes, it's from "I have no mouth and I must scream"

>> No.11247199

>>11247191
At least change out some of the proper nouns and make it look like you're trying.

>> No.11247204

>>11247191
> Holocaust believer
Please, we all know those stories about Reimu making concentration shrines for Youkai and slaughtering 6 billion of them are bunk. Go beg for yen somewhere else.

>> No.11247203

>>11247191
>Implying Moriyas aren't the jew
Oy vey...

>> No.11247219

ダメ!おひりはらめぇ!!おひりの穴を触るとぉ。。。おかひくなっひゃいまひゅのお゛ぉ゛ -Kirisame Marisa [C.V. サトウユキ]

>> No.11247234

Only thing one can not adapt to is icicle inserted into one's anus. Icicle will melt before one adapts to it. -Cirno

>> No.11247246

>>11247219
There's just no way to translate that without it sounding stupid.

>> No.11247262

"Anti-Semitism is exactly the same as delousing. Getting rid of lice is not a question of ideology, it is a matter of cleanliness. In just this same way anti-Semitism for us has not been a question of ideology but a matter of cleanliness." - Izayoi Sakuya at Dachau

>> No.11247325

>>11247246
haha
you should try
I mean, I heard someone translated the entirety of Misakura Nankotsu's Milk Pot, so it's theoretically possible.

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"You're dad fucked your mom to make you"
--Alice Margatroid, 2014

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